Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 83

[Chapter 78: Don’t go into some settings…]

“Enough, it’s really boring enough, go back to Qingtai.” Jiang Cheng said and stood up.

“Ah? No, I have to go back without playing anything, no!” Qing Tai pouted her unhappy face.

“Do you also think about Naruto’s mood? In short, don’t be annoying, go back to Miaomu Mountain.” Jiang Cheng looked at Qingta speechlessly and said.

“What is Naruto’s mood? What else is there to call back to Miaomu Mountain? What do you think of me?! Is it still Toadji? This meme can’t go away, right?!!!”

“Actually, I still like psychic beasts like Slugs that are both gentle and understanding. The key voice is still a gentle female voice, so I can’t like toads anyway~” Jiang Cheng continued.

“Speaking of this, I prefer the psychic beasts of the three generations of Hokage.” Kondo interjected.

“Why? Is it the same?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, “Does that old monkey have any advantages? But it can be turned into a stick, and then can be stretched. When I first watched Hokage, I said What is the strongest psychic beast, but after seeing the main body, do you understand the sense of gap?”

“Maybe Kishimoto-sensei just made a typo,” Kondo stretched out a finger and shook the orangutan’s head, and said solemnly, “Maybe Kishimoto-sensei originally wanted to write [the longest stick] and ended up writing it as [the strongest stick]. Psychic beast] like this.”

“Maybe this is the case.” Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

“Hey, can you stop talking about NARUTO and psychic beasts? Can you break the topic back? Why is the topic getting farther and farther? Can your head still be normal?” Apologize to Kishimoto-sensei! Apologies to all NARUTO fans! Ape Demon is already very strong, okay! Didn’t the Nine-Tails push the Nine-Tails out of Konoha Village during the Nine-Tails Rebellion!!”

“Hey? Is there such a bridge?” Jiang Cheng murmured while frowning, “I don’t remember that I pushed the nine tails out after I became a stick and stretched out? Or work with the three generations, and do as you do. Are you saying that the toad boss is the most powerful? He directly pressed the nine tails under his ass?”

“It doesn’t matter what it is! I’m not talking about this now!” Harita shouted.

“That’s right, which psychic beast is the strongest is not reflected in NARUTO. If you have to know, you still need to hold the world’s first psychic beast martial arts meeting!” Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

“There is no such thing! The psychic beasts are only the companions of ninjas! There is no need to compete! There is absolutely no need!”

“This setting…” After pondering for a moment, Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued, “Before Shippuden, there were quite a few opportunities for psychic beasts to appear. There’s the Chunin Exam, Naruto vs Gaara, the old monkey vs Orochimaru, and the Sannin battle when looking for Tsunade, but…”

“…Did this setting fade away after Shippuden? After the two sides met, they rarely used psychic beasts to fight directly. The setting of psychic beasts was forgotten like this, until Payne came on stage, Zilai I also used the psychic beast again against Payne, and even added some immortal mode…”

Seeing that Jiang Cheng was about to chatter again, Qingta hurriedly stopped, “Please don’t talk about it, okay! It’s embarrassing, okay! An old man was talking about NARUTO in the amusement park, this kind of thing is super embarrassing, okay! Also, Kishimoto-sensei must have his own ideas! Also, if you have to draw psychic beasts in every battle, Kishimoto-sensei will have to work very hard! It will also reduce the picture of the protagonist!”

…

“Hey, they’re going to go coaster!” Song Pinggong reminded, “Hurry up and follow!”

After that, Mr. Matsudaira, Kondo and Shishi immediately followed.

“I want too!” Qingta said, raising her hand.

“Go play by yourself,

“Jiang Cheng said and sat down again, “I’ll sleep here for a while, and come to me directly after you finish.”

”

“Hey? Can’t you play with me?”

“How long are you going to be coquettish?” Jiang Cheng said helplessly.

“Aren’t you afraid?” Qingtai teased, “You dare not come with me because you are afraid of riding a roller coaster?”

“Huh? Are you kidding me?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingtai and said, “Me? Scared? Are you kidding me??”

“Aren’t you afraid why don’t you sit with me? I remember you didn’t sit here last time you came to the amusement park, right?”

“What big words are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng stood up with a look of resentment. “Have you ever jumped in the East African Rift Valley? Have you ever caught a bear on an Arctic glacier? Have you jumped an umbrella at a height of 10,000 meters?”

Qingta shook her head like a rattle, and then said in shock, “Brother Jiang Cheng, are you…”

“Ah, neither did I…”

“You didn’t say shit!”

…

“Is it really okay?” Song Pinggong sat on the seat of the roller coaster and asked Shishi, who was beside him.

“Well, no problem, Zongwu is a super super S when he bullies people!” Fourteen replied.

At this time, the seats of the roller coaster are: Chestnut and Shichibei in the first row, Sogou in the second row, Jiang Cheng and Qingta in the third row, fourth row, Fourteen and Songpinggong, and the fifth row of gorillas.

“Hurry up!” Sogo put a dagger against Qibingwei’s neck, “Hurry up [drive a large size]! If the roller coaster doesn’t come out before it returns, I’ll kill you!”

“Uh…” Qibingwei was instantly scared to death, and his dark face turned pale.

“Sama, Shichibei? What’s wrong with you?” Chestnut asked kindly, “Your face looks so bad, if it’s so annoying, let’s go down.”

“If you dare, I’ll kill you now!”

Sogo reminded behind the seven soldiers.

“Shut up! Didn’t I tell you to sit with you!” Qibing Guard roared at Chestnut beside him.

“Seven soldiers…” Before Li Zi finished speaking, the roller coaster had already started to the screams of the passengers…

However, just after the start, Jiang Chengcheng found that Zong Wu in the front row flew out.

“Is that how roller coasters play?” Jiang Cheng murmured, and at the same time unfastened his and Harita’s seat belts.

“What are you doing?!!!” Qingtai was not feeling well.

“Hey? Isn’t that how you play?” Jiang Cheng wondered, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng also flew out with a Qingtai pendant on his leg.

…

“Yeah, it’s a little more exciting than I thought~” Jiang Cheng said, pulling Kondo’s hair.

“Stimulating a fart!” Qingtai hugged Jiang Cheng’s leg with the strength of her milk, “I’m really going to die now! Who will save me!”

“Hey? Master Zongwu, what are you doing?” Jiang Cheng asked Zongwu, who was pulling fourteen hairs in front of him.

“Boss, have you forgotten to wear your seat belt too?!”

“I didn’t tie because I saw that you didn’t have a tie~” Jiang Cheng explained with a finger.

“Can you put that hand down! Hey!” Qingta shouted loudly.

“You both have holes in your heads!” Fourteen said and stretched out his hand to Zongwu.

But before Fourteen could grab Zongwu, Jiang Cheng had already taken the lead in grabbing Zongwu’s leg.

“Boss! Let go of me! Let go of me!…Ah!!”

Before Zongwu finished shouting, he fell down with Jiang Cheng. At this time, Qingtai had already fainted from fright.

But fortunately, Jiang Cheng was quick-witted, opened his umbrella directly, and then slowly landed.

Jiang Cheng has a pendant on each side of his legs: the fainted Qingta and the fainted Sou Wu.

“Look, are you all right?” Jiang Cheng said with a wave of his hand.

“Ah…” Qingta finally woke up, “Really! It’s so exciting! Do it again! Do it again!”

“It’s really impossible, then it’s the last time.” With that, Jiang Cheng dragged the fainted Zongwu with one hand and walked towards the starting point of the roller coaster.

But as soon as he arrived, he saw Kondo with a dark face and his head lowered.

“What’s wrong?” Jiang Cheng asked curiously, “How does it feel…the height of the orangutan has become higher…”

“This matter…please keep it a secret…” Kondo raised his head and said with tears streaming down his face.

Jiang Cheng/Qingta: “…”

…

Sitting on the bench in the amusement park, Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng and Qing Tai who jumped off the roller coaster again and landed safely with their umbrellas open.

“Why did the two of them turn the roller coaster into something else? Why were there so many kids and girls lining up around him? Think that’s a new kind of game?”

“It looks interesting, and I too…” Sogo said he was about to get up.

“You sit down for me!”

“Speaking of which…” Song Pinggong lowered his head and sighed and continued, “I wasn’t scared away, I was scared by my daughter too.”

“Your daughter is really scary.” Fourteen replied.

“You dare to tell others that I make your head bloom.”

“Don’t worry, uncle, your daughter is no longer incontinent, look it up,” said Fourteen, looking at Chestnut who was exchanging ice cream with Qibingwei, “That guy changed clothes but your daughter didn’t.”

“Wouldn’t you just walk with your ass sandwiched?”

“How is that possible!” Fourteen retorted, “Your daughter, it was because he was afraid that the bastard would get hurt and said that he was incontinent.”

“what?!”

“Fourteen, what did you say? Even if you pull it on your body, don’t chestnuts scare you away?” Kondo, who had changed clothes on another bench, said, “It’s obvious that I scare you away when I pull it on! But chestnuts even tolerate such a dirty part of that guy, right? Is that what you mean?!”

“Kondo-san, I was scared away by you too.” Sogo added on the side.

“Well, it looks like she’s really treating him…” Before Shi Shi was finished, he was interrupted by Zong Wu’s voice.

“Uncle, look over there!” Zongwu reminded, “It’s not good! Let’s make a Ferris wheel! You can’t go wrong, you must want to kiss!”

“Really?!” Song Pinggong exclaimed in shock.

“Speaking of the Ferris wheel, that’s a kiss! That’s what was built for the kiss!” Zongwu added.

“K…Kiss?! Is that so?! I didn’t know it before!” Kondo was shocked, and then stood up abruptly, “Chestnuts are in danger! Let’s hurry up!”

After finishing speaking, Sogo Kondo took the lead, and Matsudaira-kun rushed behind the two of them together.

But Fourteen, who stayed where he was, was thoughtful…

…

“Once again! Brother Jiang Cheng!” After landing again, Qingtai said excitedly to Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“How many times has it been?” Jiang Cheng picked his ears impatiently, “I’m a little bored…”

“Last time! I promise!”

“That’s what you said, the last time! Then go home honestly for me!”

Said, Jiang Chengcheng took Qingtai to the starting point of the roller coaster.

…

“Yeah! It’s so exciting!” Qingta shouted while hugging Jiang Cheng’s thigh, but just after shouting, she saw a helicopter below her, “Why is there a helicopter below?”

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng and Qingtai had already landed in front of the helicopter. At this time, Jiang Cheng realized that there were three big men holding sniper rifles inside the helicopter…

“The souls who hinder others’ love! Disappear all!”

Jiang Cheng turned his head subconsciously when he heard these words, and saw Shi Shi standing on the roof, holding a huge mayonnaise cannon.

“Hey! Who is preventing you from falling in love!” Jiang Cheng cursed.

But Shi Shi didn’t think much of it at all, so he fired the cannon. Not only Jiang Cheng but also the helicopters behind were shot down by this cannon…

…

Yoshihara.

“You two, are you involved in some kind of bombing?” Riron asked with a squinting smile.

“Poor…about the same…” Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said.

“Big…probably…” Qingta scratched her head at the same time and said…