Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 84

[Side Story 1: Christmas at Matsushita Village School!]

In the classroom of Matsushita Village School just after class.

“Tomorrow is Christmas!” said a half-year-old child while packing his schoolbag.

This child is called Shan Tai and lives in a nearby village.

“Christmas? What is that?” Xiao Jiangcheng asked curiously.

“Hey? Don’t you even know about this?” Shan Taijun was a little shocked, and then began to explain to Jiang Cheng, “The so-called Christmas is the day when an old grandfather will give gifts to children! Just write your wishes in the Put the note in your socks, hang it by the head of the bed, and when you wake up in the morning, you will have the gift you want on the head of your bed!”

“Hey? Really?” Stars appeared in Xiao Jiangcheng’s eyes, “Is there such a good grandpa on this planet?!”

“Well, really! I get my favorite gifts every Christmas!” Shan Taijun replied, and at the same time he finally sorted out his schoolbag, “Anyway, see you tomorrow!”

With that said, the child put on his schoolbag and walked out.

But Shan Tai-kun never thought that what he said was not only Jiang Cheng, but also Gintoki and Takasugi, who were fighting in the classroom, and Katsura who was quietly reading the textbook by the side.

Of course, there is also Songyang who just passed the door of the classroom…

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“Hey, do you know about Christmas?” Jiang Cheng asked.

In the small dormitory of Matsushita Village School, there were four little guys crammed into a small bunk.

“Hmph, do you also believe in that kind of deceiving children?” Yin Shi said disdainfully while clasping his nostrils.

“But Shan Taijun said that he received his favorite gifts every Christmas!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Also, can you stop picking your nostrils on the bed! It’s super disgusting!”

“What?!” Takasugi said and sat up, “This idiot is picking his nostrils on the bed again?!!”

Ignoring Takasugi and Yinshi who were pinching up, Jiang Cheng looked at the quiet Gui.

“A wig, do you have any wishes? Or a gift?” Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice.

“How many times have I said it! It’s not a wig, it’s Gui! Why do you have to omit a pronunciation!” After speaking, Gui sat up and said angrily, “Also, do you really believe that kind of trick to deceive children? Are you still a warrior like this?!”

“Hey, why does this guy look so angry?” Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice at Yinshi and Takasugi who were fighting beside him.

“Don’t you know?” Gintoki let go of Takasugi’s hand, “The proprietress of that soba shop in town heard that she was going to marry again, so the wig’s thoughts these days…you know.”

Gui’s little face was full of resentment, “Why? Why do you have to step into another vortex in such a hurry after getting out of one vortex! I can’t understand it!”

“I can’t understand it! Is it your turn to object to someone who has been widowed for many years and meets a reliable man again?! Your wife’s plot is too serious!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“What do you know?! I’ve talked to her a lot and know all the stories that happened to her!” Gui retorted.

“I only know that there is really something wrong with your brat’s head!” Jiang Cheng replied.

“You all be quiet!” Takasugi shouted, “Don’t bring Songyang over for a while! And…”

Saying that, Takasugi looked at Ginshi who was wiping booger on his pillow, “Can you guys not wipe booger on my pillow! Who do you want to be disgusting to death?!”

“Ah, Private Marseille,” Gintoki took his hand away and wiped it on Takasugi’s quilt.

“No quilt! You want to fight, you idiot!” Takasugi’s teeth were itching.

“Fight?” Yin Shi raised his face and seemed a little disdainful, “It’s just a defeated general, so arrogant~”

“Huh? What is a defeated general!” Takasugi was a little dissatisfied,

“It’s only 29 wins and 30 losses now! One day I will win them all back!”

“Yo, try it if you can.”

After that, Takasugi stood up and kicked Gintoki out of the bed.

“What are you doing?!” Yin Shi got up and shouted.

“Now is a good time, I can’t help but want to beat you up!” Takasugi rushed towards Gintoki.

Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, was discussing with Gui on whether the proprietress of the soba shop should remarry. At present, they have already talked about the taste of the proprietress’ soba noodles and the color of underwear that Gui accidentally spotted on the proprietress’s drying rack… …

“How many of you…” Song Yang came to the house at some point, and asked with a squinting smile, “Why are you not sleeping so late? Are you discussing any interesting topic? Would you like to take me with you?”

“Actually…” Gui Gang wanted to answer something, but Jiang Cheng quickly covered Gui’s mouth with his eyes.

Jiang Cheng’s face was covered in cold sweat, “Actually, there is nothing! We are going to sleep! Isn’t that right, Yin Shi, and Xiao Gao!”

Gintoki was sweating like Takasugi, turned his head to look at Songyang, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

“Hey? Really?” Songyang continued with a smile on his face, “But I seem to have heard other words, and… what are the consequences of lying and not sleeping in the middle of the night, do you understand?”

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng’s fourth child started to shiver.

“Private Marseille!” ×4

After four crisp knocks, Songyang left the small dormitory with a contented face.

Only the four little ones who were lying on the bed with a big bag and fainted were left.

Songyang stood in the yard, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and murmured, “Is it Christmas…”

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The next day, Christmas.

Songyang dragged a small pine tree from somewhere and placed it outside the classroom. Looking out from the classroom, he could just see it.

The whole tree is covered with cloth strips of different colors by Songyang as decoration.

After all, Matsushita Village School is indeed a bit poor now, and even these cloth strips were given by the girl who opened the cloth shop in the town. Jiang Cheng was very fond of the girl who opened the cloth shop, because the braised pork she made was really delicious.

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After the one-day course, Jiang Cheng was the first to run back to the dormitory, and secretly wrote something in the dormitory with a pen and paper.

“Hey, it’s time to eat…” Yin Shi pushed open the door and said, “What are you doing here secretly?”

“Nothing to do!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly put the piece of paper into his chest, turned around, smiled at Yin Shi, and then walked out in a panic.

“What the hell happened to this guy?” Gao Shan looked at Jiang Cheng, who ran away, wondering.

“Who knows? Eighty percent is thinking about the braised pork made by the big sister next door…” Yin Shi replied casually.

“That kind of cheap pork.” Gao Shan raised the corner of her mouth with disdain.

“Cheap pork?” Yin Shi gave Takasugi a strange look, “Don’t you know the economic situation of our village? Even cheap pork can’t be bought.”

Saying that, Yin Shi seemed to suddenly think of something, and said yin and yang strangely: “Oh, I almost forgot, Takasugi was originally the young master of a rich family~ Of course I don’t look down on us poor people~ After all, we poor people and Takasugi This young master always lives in two worlds~”

Hearing Gintoki’s words, the veins on Takasugi’s face began to throb…

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At night, Jiang Cheng watched the three little animals beside him snoring, then quietly got up and put his socks on the floor in front of the pillow.

Jiang Cheng took a look and found that the three little ones beside him were still sleeping. He was a little fortunate, and then lay down to sleep.

When Jiang Cheng fell asleep, Yin Shi opened his eyes and performed the same operation as Jiang Cheng…

Then Katsura, and finally Takasugi…

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“They’re all asleep~” Songyang smiled softly as he looked at the sleeping four little ones, and then looked at the four socks on the floor…

Songyang sat in his room, lit a kerosene lamp, and looked at the four socks on his table.

“[I hope to get a whole year’s worth of sweets], this should be the silver time, and this socks are the stiniest. I thought I wanted to get smooth hair, if that is the case, it will be troublesome~” Song Yang murmured. .

What Songyang didn’t know was that Yinshi struggled for a long time, whether to put it in [I hope to get a smooth hair] or [I hope to get a year’s sweets], but in the end, the note that Yinshi chose to put in was [I hope to get A Year of Sweets].

“And this, [I hope the proprietress of the soba shop doesn’t remarry!], who is this… Who is this?” Songyang was a little puzzled, but after reading the content of the note, Songyang understood, and it said: [No The wig is Gui!

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After that, Songyang picked up the remaining two socks.

[Hope to grow taller, just be taller than Yinshi!

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【I want meat buns!

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“These two should be Jin Zhu and Jiang Cheng…” Song Yang murmured.

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The next day, Jiang Cheng woke up first, and the first thing he woke up was to look at the head of his bed.

“Ah! It really came true!” Jiang Cheng shouted in disbelief.

“Ah, realization? What realization?” Yin Shi was woken up by Jiang Cheng and asked, rubbing his eyes.

“Santa Claus! Santa Claus is here!” Jiang Cheng said excitedly, and at the same time showed Yin Shi the small package of meat buns he was holding in his arms.

“Hey?! Really?!” Gintoki hurriedly looked at the head of his bed.

However, the difference is that there is only a small packet of red bean seeds, a packet of white sugar, and a small note in front of Yinshi: [If these are planted, a whole year of red beans will be harvested in the coming year, sprinkle with white sugar, and it is a dessert!

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“What is this?!!!” Gintoki shouted.

At the same time, Katsura and Takasugi hurriedly checked the head of their bed.

The reply to Takasugi was: [Don’t be picky eaters, exercise more, go to bed early and get up early.

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The reply to Gui was: [I have already conveyed your feelings on my behalf.

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Gui breathed a sigh of relief. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com patted his chest and said, “If it’s Santa, she should listen.”

“What else seems to be written at the back?” Jiang Cheng reminded.

“Huh?” Gui said and turned the note over. [Everyone at Matsushita Village School will be invited to attend the wedding~]

“What’s all this?!!!” Gintoki, Takasugi, and Kat went crazy at the same time.

“What did you write inside?” Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

“…What’s your business?!” Yin Shi shouted, “Also, you didn’t really write that you wanted meat buns, did you?”

“Really.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Why are you the only one whose wish has been fulfilled! Why is my wish only a packet of red bean seeds and a packet of white sugar!” Yin Shi said bitterly, “What kind of Santa Claus! I don’t believe it anymore!”

“Don’t say that~” Jiang Cheng handed his meat buns to the three of them, “Santa Claus has fulfilled my wish well~ You must be too greedy, and the too greedy child Santa Claus is not would like it.”

“I’m so hot right now! I really want to beat you up!” Gintoki winked at Katsura and Takasugi.

The two knew each other and at the same time approached Jiang Cheng.

Facing the siege of the three, Jiang Cheng was somewhat outnumbered…

Outside the door, Songyang sat under the eaves, holding a cup of hot tea, watching the rising sun in the distance, listening to the noise of the four little animals in the house, and raised the corner of his mouth gently…

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PS: In fact, Jiang Cheng didn’t buy the meat buns, but the girl from the bun shop forced them to Songyang. Originally, Songyang wanted to replace the meat buns with a small bag of flour…

PS of PS: Jiang Cheng’s bag of meat buns was finally shared with Songyang and the other three little ones…