Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 82

[Chapter 77: The subject matter overlaps too much, and the audience will not buy it!]

“Isn’t my daughter supposed to persuade and guide her with a bad boyfriend?! Why are you all so unanimous in wanting to kill it?!”

“Dad, I will never admit that kind of bells and whistles as boyfriends! And…to communicate with my daughter at such a sensitive age…how can such a thing be possible!” Song Pinggong said through gritted teeth.

“It’s so noisy! I will never admit that a person like you is a police chief!” Fourteen said while pulling his neck, “And… what does it mean to be unable to communicate with a daughter of this age? I just don’t dare to go. Do it! If you can’t communicate with your daughter, do you choose to kill your daughter’s partner?!”

“Tufang-sang, I will never admit that a person like you is the deputy head of the true selection team.” Zongwu said.

“Shut up for me!” Shi Shi shouted at Zongwu, then looked at Song Ping Gong again, “What are you kidding? We came to accompany you after skipping work, and we actually helped you ruin your daughter’s date?! Don’t do it. yes, go back.”

Saying that, Shi Shi turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng fired a second shot.

“Ah, it’s just a little bit~” Jiang Cheng looked regretful, “It’s almost a little bit to hit his weapon.”

“Next time, hit the two balls above the weapon.” Matsudaira suggested.

“Yo Xi, then… GAME START!”

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was overturned by the fourteen-one who turned back, “START ****! You also hurry up for me, don’t get in the way here!”

“Hey? Who are these?” Qingtai woke up leisurely at this time, but when she opened her eyes, she saw these people who seemed to have bad intentions and ran to Jiang Cheng’s side, “Jiang Cheng Brother, what are you doing here?!”

“Yo, are you awake?” Jiang Cheng looked at Qingta, who was a little flustered, with a flash of inspiration, and handed the gun in his hand to Qingta, “Did you see that little gangster in the distance? Use this to face him The [beep-] hit.”

“Hey? Why?” Qingtai was a little confused.

“Training!” Jiang Cheng said in a serious manner, “I always thought it was time, since you are a man from Yoshihara, you must learn to fight! Fight those stinky men! Yueyong won’t teach you, so I’m the only one here. I’ll teach you! Quick, shoot! Toadyoshi!”

“What the hell are you teaching a child!” Fourteen shouted, “What do you want to train him to be like?! Toad boss?!”

“That’s right!” Song Pinggong continued, “Let’s beat the heart! That part is fine too.”

“You said the same thing!” Shi Shi Tucao.

“Are you feeling sorry for that kind of scum? Fourteen!” Song Ping said sharply, “Do you think that kind of scum can make Chestnut happy?! Although I also think that as long as the daughter likes it, the father should recognize it, it’s a headache. I thought about it for a long time, but the final conclusion is that it must be erased…”

“You are thinking too much!” Shi Shi shouted.

“Hey, why do you feel like this guy talks so much today? Don’t you really have a character called virginity or something to complain about it?” Jiang Cheng whispered to Zongwu on the same side.

“Ah, it’s hard to appear on the camera, so I just want to add more words.” Sogo explained, “And that character is not called [Virginity], but [Virginity Yamazaki who has no sense of existence in his life].”

“I see…” But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng noticed something, “Well, that girl and that rascal have already entered the playground!”

…

“I said Kondo-san, you should also talk about this idiot.” After speaking, Shi Shi looked at Kondo who was squatting on the ground and didn’t know what to do.

“Who are you calling Kondo-san?” Kondo said, and he stood up, wearing sunglasses and holding a newly assembled sniper rifle, “Please call me Killer Gorilla No. 13!”

“What are you doing…” Fourteen was too lazy to complain, “What is 13?”

“Symbol of misfortune,

This year, she was dumped by Miss A Miao for the thirteenth time this year!

“Speaking, Kondo has already walked to the grass to set up his sniper rifle, “Uncle!”

let me help you!

What I hate the most is that men dress up so garishly and look bad!

”

“Kondo…” Mr. Matsudaira on the side was actually moved, and he reassembled a sniper rifle for himself after being moved.

“I watched Chestnut grow up, just like my own sister! How can I hand it over to that kind of man! Let’s go! Uncle!” With that, Kondo rushed into the playground first.

Song Ping-kun, who was on the side with quick eyes and quick hands, also rushed in, and dragged Qingta beside him, “Little devil, I’ll hit my head, [beep] to Kondo, and my heart will be handed over to you! If it hits, uncle will give it to you. Buy your favorite gift!”

“Hey? Really? Can anything be?” Qingta asked.

“Ah, really, anything but a daughter!”

…

“Oops, maybe I will actually do it,” said Fourteen, looking at Zongwu, who was on the side, “Zongwu, you also have to say a few words!”

“Huh?” Zongwu, who had already put on sunglasses and held a sniper rifle, replied, “Who is Zongwu? I’m the killer Zongwu No. 13!” After saying that, Zongwu also rushed into the amusement park, running while running Said, “It looks interesting, I’ll be back when I go…”

“Yeah, then I too…” Jiang Cheng also took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on. Although he didn’t have a sniper rifle, he reluctantly used an umbrella instead, “I’ll go…”

“You don’t have to go!” Shi Shi said as he grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar, “Do you really want to cause trouble?”

“Ahahaha, I just accepted your command, and it looks interesting, doesn’t it?”

“Funny shit!” XIV shouted, then took a puff of cigarette and said, “Anyway, you have to stop them with me, you kid here is a lot of fun!”

“Actually, when I play Counter-Strike, I prefer to be a gangster. I’m quite disgusted with being a policeman,” Jiang Cheng said.

“Who’s talking about games with you! But it’s right to say that, today you are the police! Uncle Matsudaira and the others are gangsters! That couple are hostages! They must be saved!”

“Hey? Really?” Jiang Cheng suddenly became interested, “Is that orangutan also our enemy? Can it be shot? It’s so interesting! Live-action Counter-Strike! I’m here!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng also rushed into the playground.

“Can you listen to what people have to say! You can’t kill! You can’t kill anyone!” After speaking, Shi Shi realized that he seemed to have missed something, “You can’t kill orangutans!”

…

At this time, chestnuts and the little gangster boyfriend are sitting on the merry-go-round.

Not far from them are Matsudaira, Kondo, and Sogo, three men with guns and sunglasses, and a gun and sunglasses Toadyoshi.

“You bastard, you really have a set! You actually choose to play this!” Song Ping said bitterly.

“I can’t aim correctly, and it feels a little disgusting…” Kondo said, holding his sniper rifle.

“The most important thing is when will we catch up with them? How come the distance is not shortened at all?” Songping Gong continued.

“How could it be shortened! This is a merry-go-round! It rotates with the base!” Qingta said loudly.

“As expected of a kid from Yoshihara, he even knows about this kind of thing.” After a while, Matsudaira continued, “I’ve never been to an amusement park, so I don’t know, although I often go to the adult’s [playground]!”

“Hey? Really? Then why haven’t I seen you in Yoshihara?” Qingta asked curiously, “Aren’t you bragging?”

“Huh? Uncle, I’m a frequent visitor to the escort house! Compared with the kind of Yoshihara women who can do anything as long as they give money, I still like the women in the escort house. Although I say so, if you have to invite me to Yoshihara If so, I can go there with reluctance…”

…

Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi were watching from the side of the merry-go-round.

“It’s also fortunate that a few of them have pits in their brains, otherwise maybe that little gangster would be in danger just now.” Shi Shi said with lingering fears.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Shi Shi saw Jiang Cheng raising his umbrella and constantly aiming at the little gangster sitting next to Chestnut.

“what are you doing?!”

“What are you doing?” Jiang Cheng turned his head, “Anyway, there are only two of us. If we count the score, even if we kill the hostages ahead of time, we won’t lose, right? 10 points will be deducted for killing a hostage, but the gangster’s head can be used to earn it back, right? Can’t you count such simple arithmetic?”

“Do you really think you’re playing a game?!” Fourteen’s fury almost rolled his eyes, “Switch the game! Change it to a game that prevents the two of them from dating!”

“Hey? The last chapter of this game has just been played, and this one is still to be played. Will readers be bored, Liu Haijun?”

…

“Shiobei-san~ I want to ride that baa~” Chestnut pointed at the roller coaster and said.

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“No, I’m not very good at that kind of thing.” Little gangster, no, Qibingwei scratched his head and replied.

“Are you afraid?” Chestnut asked with a smile.

“It’s not that I’m afraid, it’s just that I feel sick.” Qibingwei explained.

“Actually scared, right?”

“No!” Qibing Guard retorted and reassured, “Good, go sit by yourself.”

“No more~ Let’s go and sit together~” Chestnut pulled Shichibei coquettishly and looked at the roller coaster track on the side, “It’s really interesting~”

As soon as Qibingwei wanted to refuse, he felt a hard object behind him.

“Don’t be a mother-in-law! Go! You Dutch cow!” Zongwu held a dagger against the back of Qibingwei and reminded in a low voice, “If you dare to scream, I will open a few more holes in you!”

In an instant, Shichibei was so frightened that he was sweating coldly, and he didn’t dare to let out the air.

Seeing that something was obviously wrong with the Seven Soldiers beside him, Li Zi asked aloud, “Sang Qibingwei? What’s wrong with you?”

“That…I think…let’s sit down together…”

…

Jiang Cheng was sitting on the bench in the playground watching this scene, and said helplessly: “You only need one or two bullets, you have made such trouble, really…”

“That’s right, the police now have this kind of virtue…” Song Ping Gong sighed.

“You’re the chief of the police, okay?” Shi Shi retorted, then glanced at Zong Wu who was busy with his work, “In short, if the two of them break up, they don’t need to do those superfluous things, there are various methods. ”

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