Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 81

[Chapter 76: To be a man, learn to empathize!]

“How many times have you come here, how can you still enjoy it so much?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

“Don’t children like this kind of thing?” Qingtai retorted with a small mouth.

“There’s no other way, then go back after ten roller coasters and two cordless bungee jumps.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

“Do you want to kill me?!” Qingta shouted at Jiang Cheng, “Ten roller coasters are too much, what’s the matter with the cordless bungee jumping in the back?!”

“I should have said this right!” Jiang Cheng looked at the amusement park in front of him and really had a saying in his heart that MMP didn’t know whether to say it or not, “You are too self-willed! Adults also have their own affairs, okay? Why do you have to accompany you, a brat, to the playground on such a rest day? Can you just use a perfunctory reason like [I am a child]?!”

“Isn’t what you’re talking about just staying indoors and playing games?! If it wasn’t for Miss Yueyong’s time, I wouldn’t have looked for you!” Qingtai retorted.

One big and one small two stood at the entrance of the playground and stared at each other, grinning and mocking each other from time to time.

Jiang Cheng finally calmed down his mood. He wasn’t angry, he was not angry, he was just a kid. Nine years ago, he was just a little tadpole swimming in a certain man’s [beep——]. Come down, the current Qingtai is at most a big tadpole, no, I can’t say that, at most it is a frog.

Yes, Harita is Toadyoshi who is still small in size, not Toadyoshi during the Fourth Ninja World War. Toadyoshi has the support of the toad boss, and Qingtai has the support of two toad bosses, which is similar.

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng felt that the Qing Tai in front of him became more and more hateful.

“Hey, why do I feel like you’re thinking about something rude?” Qingta said expressionlessly.

“Actually it’s nothing…” Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, “I just think Naruto was really miserable when he was a child… woo woo woo~”

“When did the topic come to Naruto?! What did you think about in your mind?! Are we really living in the same world?!”

“Have you finally discovered it?” Jiang Cheng smiled slightly and continued, “That’s right! We are creatures living in two worlds (children’s world and adult’s world)! Toadji!”

“**** Ji! What is the world of children and the world of adults! How exactly do you look like an adult!”

“You should use honorifics when talking to your elders!” Jiang Cheng said sharply, “Although I didn’t admit it, it’s still a tutor hired by your mother for you. Show me some respect! You bastard!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng stretched out his fist and tapped Qingtai’s head lightly, and Qingtai was smashed into Mother Earth’s arms, revealing only a small head with rolled eyes and foaming.

“It seems that my move is still a little bit worse than the teacher…” Jiang Cheng squatted down and observed Qingta’s head, “This wrap doesn’t seem to be as round as the teacher’s. It’s important to go back and play your own game after a while!”

Saying that, Jiang Chengcheng dug Qingtai out of the ground. Without thinking much, Jiang Chengcheng dragged Qingtai, who had fainted, to the gate of the amusement park, but just turned around and felt like there were a few strange sights behind him.

Jiang Cheng turned around only to find that an orangutan, a nicotine poisoning patient, and a trio of shaking s were shouting something in the grass behind him.

“Yo, what are you doing?” Jiang Cheng patted Shi Shi’s shoulder familiarly and asked with a squinting smile.

Rao Shishi was also taken aback by Jiang Cheng who suddenly appeared, “When did you appear?! What else is there to do with you! And can you not be so familiar with yourself!”

“It’s really ruthless, Liu Haijun,” Jiang Cheng pursed his lips and made a somewhat regretful expression, “Even though everyone is so familiar, you have to pretend to be so ruthless,

It’s really unpleasant~ Do you think so, Sogo-kun?

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“I can’t blame Tufangsang, boss.” Zongwu replied, “After all, Tufang’s head has been poisoned by mayonnaise and nicotine for so long, it is inevitable that he will be a little confused.”

“That’s a pity,” said Jiang Cheng, who suddenly thought of something, “By the way, remember to send me an invitation when Liu Haijun’s funeral.”

“Who is Liu Haijun?! Who is going to hold a funeral?! And why do you two look so familiar!” Shi Shi frantically complained.

“Why does he look so angry?” Jiang Cheng whispered in Zongwu’s ear.

“Actually, the first two chapters should have scenes from the Zhenxuan group, but it seems to have been deleted by a certain street writer, so I’m a little unhappy…” Zongwu explained in a low voice.

“Fourteen, who is this?” asked Matsudaira Katakurihu, who had been beside him.

Looking at this uncle with a big back and sunglasses, a sniper rifle in his hand, and a red scarf in such a hot weather.

Jiang Cheng cast an inquiring look at Zong Wu next to him.

But before Sogo could answer, Kondo on the side answered first: “This is Jiang Chengjun from Yoshihara, and in short, he is also an old acquaintance of ours.”

“Can you stop talking nonsense with your eyes open! How come you’re an old acquaintance! I haven’t seen each other a few times, okay!” Shi Shi complained.

“What do you say? Fourteen,” Kondo continued with a tone of condemnation, “We have established a good cooperative relationship with Jiang Cheng-sang! They are my soul friends!”

Saying that, Kondo recalled the scene when Jiang Cheng gave him the Yoshihara coupon. It can be said to be deeply emotional, moving, touching, and empathetic… Those cordial condolences really made Kondo unable to do so until today. forget……

Kondo shed tears and said to Jiang Cheng, “By the way, are there any coupons like that last time… wow!”

Before he could finish speaking, Kondo was knocked over by Shishiyi.

“Is that all you think about?!” Fourteen shouted, “That’s a bribe! Open a bribe! At this time, you are asking people to openly pay you a bribe! Do you have a problem with your brain?!!”

“This is the leader of our true selection team, Matsudaira Katakuri, Matsudaira-kun!” Kondo stood up and wiped his nosebleed and continued.

“Oh, so that’s the case, hello,” Jiang Cheng greeted Song Pinggong.

Looking at Jiang Cheng holding an umbrella, Gong Songping thought about it for a second and then came up with a good plan.

“Huh? People from Yoshihara? Then this task is just right for you to do!” Song Pinggong handed the sniper rifle to Jiang Cheng, and pointed to a short chestnut hair in the distance, wearing pink The pretty girl in the kimono continued, “The opposite sex who appeared next to that girl in a while will be wiped out! The people of Yoshihara must be very good at dealing with stinky men.”

“Bridge bean sack!” Shi Shi felt something was wrong. “What do you mean by killing all the opposite sex that appeared next to that girl? I thought it was a secret mission! Are you just here to spoil my daughter’s date?!”

“Ah, here it is!” Jiang Cheng saw an unusually dressed man walking in front of the girl through the sight glass, and started talking and laughing.

“Yo Xi, I count one, two, three and you shoot.” Song Pinggong said, “One!…”

“Not good!” Fourteen reacted and was about to rush up to stop it, but…

Song Pinggong just finished counting one, and Jiang Chengcheng fired the first shot, but because he forgot to take the wind speed into account, Jiang Cheng’s shot was empty. Fortunately, the gun was silenced and was not found.

“Unfortunately, I wanted to hit that kid’s special penetrating weapon, but I didn’t expect his weapon to be much shorter than a male’s, so I didn’t hit it~” Jiang Cheng said regretfully.

“Hey! You really shot! And why did you shoot when you counted to one! What about two and three?! Also, why did you shoot at that part! Why?!” Fourteen cursed.

“Well, I’m one of those people who don’t want to follow orders. Counting one, two, three, and shouting to start, I’m very annoying. As for the stupid question of why you shoot at that part, Don’t you know the answer just by thinking about it? It’s a [weapon], isn’t it normal to destroy the opponent’s [weapon] first?” Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course.

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“Anyway, put down the gun first!” After speaking, Shi Shi took the gun from Jiang Cheng’s hand, “Although it is also a [weapon] in a sense, it is obviously not the case now! ”

“No, I don’t agree with this point,” Jiang Cheng retorted. “In front of that girl, maybe he’s ready to [fire and fire]!”

“I agree with this!” Kondo nodded and continued, “After all, I am always ready to fire every day in front of A Miao!”

“Your head is thinking about ignition and launch 365 days a year!” Shi Shi retorted angrily, “Can you stop provoking Uncle Matsudaira! You’re shaking with anger!”

“Don’t worry!” Jiang Cheng’s words stopped Shishi and Kondo’s quarrel, but the next moment… “That uncle, don’t worry, I won’t be empty for the next shot!”

“It’s not that worry!” Fourteen shouted.

“You don’t understand anything. How touching is this uncle’s feeling for his daughter! This is the great father’s love! You who are not fathers will never understand it!” Jiang Cheng’s tone began to soften. Get up, “Imagine, if you have a daughter after you get married, and watch your daughter grow up day by day, suddenly one day! A boy who looks like a hooligan will appear at your house and call you [Father]. How are you feeling?!”

Kondo / Fourteen / Sogo / Matsudaira: “Kill him!”

“Yo Xi, then it’s time to unite the front…” Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, “Then next…”

“Yo Xi, you are big!” Shi Shi said and slammed Jiang Cheng with a fist, “Don’t fan the flames here, okay?!”