Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 78

[Chapter 73: How could there be such a thing as a love guide!]

[Tram Warrior]: Abandoned Angel Warrior Chai, I’ve never had a girlfriend in 16 years. I’m really a waste boy. I don’t know how to date girls. Can you teach me?

What should I do?

I’d love to hear what girls have to say.

On the other end of the screen, a pair of hands that looked utterly useless were typing fast on a laptop.

[Abandoned Angel Chai Samurai]: What a lovely boy, okay, just let my sister teach you hands-on.

After clicking send, the owner of this pair of useless hands finally couldn’t help laughing: “Pfft haha, is this guy stupid? Do you really think I’m a girl? Pffhahaha…”

“Hey! Hurry up and settle the bill for me!” the customer in front of Madao scolded.

…

Just when Xin Ba Haw had just finished reading the previous message and had not had time to reply, Madao sent another message…

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai]: Do you want to meet in reality next time?

“Uh, what’s the matter, I suddenly feel that this person makes people feel very uncomfortable…” Xin Ba Hao couldn’t help feeling a chill.

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: Where to meet?

“Why is this fruit Hamaji samurai biting me?!” Shin Baha couldn’t help but complain loudly, “Didn’t you say that we can only talk about samurai beliefs here?!!”

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Warrior]: You are obviously lying to him, you are stupid!

Soul Dan, you go to the XX website for the rest of your life!

[Fruit Bintai Warrior]: Cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly…

“What the hell are these people doing?” The corners of Xin Baji’s eyes twitched, but when he looked closely, he suddenly noticed a difference, “Ah, take a closer look… It turned out that this was not the [Fruit Punch Warrior], but It’s 【Fruit Bintai Samurai】!”

On the other side of the screen, the owner of the [Fruit Bintai Samurai] account is frantically swiping the screen on the keyboard with his orangutan paw…

…

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: What kind of guy are you?

!

How dare you use a name similar to mine, rude guy!

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: Don’t be confused!

Change my name right now!

Looking at the two who started to quarrel and couldn’t see the end, Xin Baha couldn’t help but complain again, “Enough! How can such an indifferent dispute be so intense?!”

Xin Ba Haw finally got a little tired, and lay down on his back, sighing softly, “Sure enough, in this era of only caring about myself, how could anyone care about such a small trouble like me~”

Just when Xin Baha was thinking about it, the computer’s message sounded again.

【Silver Samurai】: Tram Samurai, what are you afraid of?

What are you panicking about?

Shin Baha, who saw this screen name, was shocked, “[Silver Samurai]… No way!!”

【Silver Samurai】: Are you afraid of failing your date?

Afraid of being dumped?

Are you worried about getting hurt?

you idiot!

“Gin-sang! Why…why do you know…” Shinbaha stood up in disbelief and looked around him, “Could it be here?”

[Silver Warrior]: There are two things people fear, death and shame!

I think guys who are not afraid of death are stupid, but I would never laugh at guys who are not afraid of shame!

I love these kinds of idiots!

Let go!

Tram Samurai!

Don’t be afraid of being embarrassed!

Tram Samurai!

Even if you lose someone, you will become strong at the same time!

let’s go!

Tram Samurai!

Seeing this, Xin Baha finally summoned up the courage and walked out, but he didn’t notice that [Silver-haired Samurai] had sent some messages behind him…

[Silver Samurai]: By the way, I am called Yin Sang, and I used this trick to deceive my girlfriend, you idiot~ She works in the after-care house, wears glasses, and has a superb body. She is really super cute~ Lie down now By my side ~ you idiot ~ (啾mi)

New Baha will never know,

The text I saw was typed out by a pair of pig’s trotters…

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: To add, there is only a sow upstairs.

[Silver Warrior]: Who is the sow!

You bastard!

A sow can only be called by Yinsang!

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: What is this?

Dedicated hogs?

[Silver Warrior]: Huh?

Special… Are you saying that I am Yinsang’s special meat [beep——]?

Ah, why, why am I so excited!

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: No, no one said that…

[Silver Samurai]: I never thought I could meet someone who understands me so well on this network. You are not bad!

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: Not bad for your size!

Nobody said that!

[Silver Samurai]: ps: Last but not least, if the person who sees this message does not send the message [Silver Sang and Little Monkey are dating] 10,000 times within three days, it will be sent on the fourth night on the fourth day. Two points were solved by the aftermath of the little ape.

This is true~ PS’s PS: My friend actually disappeared after reading this message~

[FPS squatting samurai at home]: A real sow!

PS: If people here do not come to Yoshihara XX store to spend 1 million yen, they will be dealt with by Yoshihara’s [Baihua] in the night two days later, and then wake up on the third day to find that they have no The bottom will become a soft natural roll.

PS of PS: This is true!

I have a friend because he didn’t come to consume, he couldn’t help but his hair and even his personality became soft and natural curls…

An orangutan and a wig who saw these two messages were like being struck by lightning…

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: I said, Fruit Punch Warrior, have you seen it?

!

If you see it, can you cooperate with me to go to Yoshihara, and another person to forward it 10,000 times!

【Fruit Punch Samurai】: Good!

We need to negotiate!

Let’s meet!

At one o’clock in the afternoon, I’ll be waiting for you in front of the home health image!

【Fruit Bintai Samurai】: I understand!

Then I’ll be holding a fruit punch in my left hand!

Fruit Punch Samurai Make sure to hold the Fruit Punch in your right hand!

【Fruit Punch Samurai】: Understood!

…

“Hey, Yueyue, I want to go out~” Jiang Cheng walked to the door of Yueyong’s room, which was half-closed, and called out.

But he didn’t get a reply for a long time, Jiang Cheng stuck his head in curiously, and saw Yueyong carefully tapping something on a laptop.

“What are you doing?” Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

“Ah!” Yueyong didn’t expect Jiang Cheng to come in at this time, so she couldn’t help being taken aback, “It’s nothing, I’m just trying to find a way to attract some guests for those wandering girls who can’t find them, but I’m not very proficient in this… …”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen curiously, “What’s a good way to use the Internet to attract customers~”

“By the way, what did you just say?” Yue Yong asked.

“It’s nothing, I just want to go out~” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, “I thought of saying hello to you when I saw your door was open.”

“That’s it, but it’s best not to make any more amnesia episodes this time.”

Seeing Yueyong’s slightly threatening expression, Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva, and quickly patted his chest and assured, “No, no! Absolutely not!”

…

“Hey, does that kid want to go to war?” Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was wearing a Simentong Guard uniform and holding a wooden knife, and continued, “There is an unusual atmosphere around…”

“It turns out that, no wonder Xinjiang’s behavior is a little strange recently~”

“According to the time stated in the letter, that girl is coming to Aru soon!” Kagura said, taking out a letter that was secretly stolen from Shin Baha.

“Hey, what are you doing here?” Jiang Cheng had just finished buying the game, but he found Yin Shi, Kagura and A Miao on the roadside.

“Yeah, isn’t this Jiang Chengsang?” A Miao turned her head and greeted Jiang Cheng with a smile.

“Bhaha wants to leave Gin-chan behind and walk up the adult ladder alone, Aru.” Kagura summed it up perfectly.

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng didn’t understand at all, but when he looked into the distance, he saw Xin Baji with cat ears, and he understood instantly, “So that’s how it is~ Xin Bazhu is dating the three of you here. What’s the matter?”

“That’s it, we don’t need to be a light bulb here,” said Yin Shi, turning around and preparing to leave, “Then let this kid treat us to some good food, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com I All you need is three cups of strawberry parfait…”

“Then I want Aru with Italian mellow cuttlefish egg soy sauce durian flavor!” Kagura raised his hand and said.

“What kind of taste is that!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help complaining, “What else is called [this kid treats a guest]! What did I say I was going to treat a guest! Can you make a simple decision!”

“Then I can barely get the cod cheese Otto mushroom soda-filled natto flavor Aru!” Kagura said again.

“What kind of strange taste is this! And that’s not the point!” Jiang Chengzhen convinced the girl in front of him, “Don’t think about treats or anything recently, after the last episode of amnesia, my activity funds have been taken away. It’s been deducted to a limit, no, I just bought the game “Anti-Terrorist Survival Jedi Elite Lone Island Half-Life Battle at the Dawn of the Future” and I have no money…”

“Your game name is similar to those strange tastes that Kagura said!” Ginto groaned.

“This may be the heir of our Shimura family. I have to verify it with my own eyes.” A Miao said with her arms in her arms.

“What you said is too far, you will become a woman like three aunts and six grandmothers.” Yin Shi waved his hand and said.

“What if the child’s name has the word [Jian] in it? Wouldn’t that give birth to a great comedian?!” A Miao retorted.

PS: There is an artist in Japan called Shimura Ken.

PS of PS: A Miao’s father’s name Shimura Jian is a spoof of this artist.

PS of PS’s PS: You may know, but I just want to add a PS.

You have the ability to hit me~

“How could there be a girl with the word [Jian] in her name!” Yin Shi retorted loudly.