Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 77

[Chapter 72: The only people who are excited about dating are…]

“uh-huh?”

Jiang Cheng glanced at the twitchy Xin Ba Hao, not knowing what to say, but he thought that he was the most normal adult around Xin Ba Ha, and finally put down the gamepad with a sigh.

“So, did you ask me for advice because you were going on a date?”

Jiang Cheng invited Xin Baji to sit down, turned around and took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator, handed one to Xin Baji, opened the other and took a sip and asked at the same time.

“Ah…for the time being…that’s it…”

Xin Ba Haw’s twisted expression made Jiang Cheng feel a chill.

“Hey, I’m 16 years old anyway. Is it necessary to be so nervous on a first date?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

“It’s the first time that’s why you’re nervous!” Xin Baha retorted loudly with a blushing face, and then added in a low voice, “And I don’t know if this situation counts as a date…”

“Hey, so, do you want me to help you plan and plan?” Jiang Cheng then asked.

“Uh…I always heard Yinsang say that you are popular with girls…so I want to hear your opinion…” Xinbaha mustered his courage and said.

“Actually, I don’t have much experience, things like dating,” Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then continued, “After all, we were already on the battlefield when we were your age, but I have to say that times are really different~ ”

“Hey? He was on the battlefield at the age of sixteen?!! So early?!” Xin Baha was shocked, “So that dead fish-eye natural scroll was also on the battlefield at the age of sixteen?!”

“Almost…” Jiang Cheng paused and continued, “Let’s get down to business. Since it’s your first date, as your elder, it’s your duty to help you plan well! Tell me the specifics!”

“Actually, I don’t know if this counts as a date…” With that said, Xin Baha took out a crumpled letter and carefully handed it to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng opened it and took a look, good guy!

[As a thank you gift for saving me last time, I chose something that I thought was suitable for Shinbazu-kun and sent it.

It’s not a good thing, but I’d be very happy if you could wear it!

If possible, I very much hope to see you again and thank you personally. If you don’t dislike it, please contact me~I’ll wait for your call~——Xiao Seimi]

After seeing the signature, Jiang Cheng directly sprayed out a sip of Coke.

“I’m also wondering if this is a date. Even if it’s a date, can I really go?” Xin Baha lowered his head and chattered, “I’m the captain of the Simentong Guards…”

“Hey, calm down, Mr. Xinbaha,” Jiang Cheng shouted, and at the same time glanced at the cat ears that Xinbaha didn’t know when to wear, “Go if you want.”

“Hey! I…I…I didn’t want to…go…to that kind of date!” Shin Baha raised his head and waved his hands in denial.

Seeing Xin Baji’s blushing face, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a while.

“Hey, what is the one you’re wearing on your head if you don’t want to?” Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

“This… this…” Before Xin Ba Haw could find a reason, he was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng.

“I don’t know what you’re afraid of, or what’s so scary about this kind of thing, can you just go boldly?” Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and then said, “Afraid of falling out of love? Or afraid that the other party just wants to express Thank you? Actually, none of these matters! What matters is whether you [stand up]! As long as you want to [stand up], you should be brave…”

Before finishing the last sentence, two kunai flew from outside the door in an instant, right in the middle of Jiang Cheng’s head.

“Hey! Why is it that what was said in the front was very good, but the taste changed later! What does it mean to [stand up]! Do you think I am the same as the stalker orangutan who is in heat every day?!” Xinba shouted loudly Tucao.

“Ignore this idiot,

“Yue Yong’s voice came,” this guy’s brain has not been normal.

”

“I just think that Shinbaha-kun has also reached the age when he should [stand up] and wants to pierce into the new world…” Jiang Cheng got up and pulled out the Kunwu on his head and explained.

“Hey! What metaphor is that! What is piercing into the new world!” Shinba roared.

“Huh? Don’t you like the adjective piercing? Why don’t you use [stab]…”

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked away by Yueyong again.

“You won’t get any useful advice from this idiot,” Yueyong said, taking out a bucket of lubricating fluid. “Anyway, remember to bring this with you.”

“It doesn’t make any difference!” Shinba spit out, “It’s just a date! It’s just a date! You don’t need something like this!”

“What are you talking about, New Ba Ha,” Jiang Cheng got up and said again, “Dating is not just two young people of the opposite sex looking for a dark movie theater to watch a dark movie, and doing something like this in a dark environment That kind of thing, after watching the movie, two people find a dark hotel…”

“Why is it all black!” Xin Bazhu was almost driven crazy, “Date should be pink! How come you are all black! And what do you want to do in black? Ah! It’s too early!”

“I think what this idiot said makes sense.” Yueyong interjected.

“It’s still sensible, isn’t the purpose of dating just to be able to do things like this?” Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically, “Also, it’s not that there is no pink, you might be able to see it when you turn on the light, that swipe of pink… Well!”

Jiang Cheng’s head was directly pressed into the floor by the angry Xin Baji.

“Do you just want this work to be cut in half? You want to say that part! What do you want to say about that part!” Xin Baha roared, eyes full of bloodshots.

“I just want to say that the teddy bear is pink…” Jiang Cheng replied weakly, “The teddy bear I bought is pink!”

“You can’t believe it! You never said there was a teddy bear!”

“Well, calm down,” Jiang Cheng comforted. “Anyway, take these balloons with you, just in case.”

With that said, Jiang Chengcheng stuffed something into Xin Baji’s pocket.

Xin Baha directly threw the thing Jiang Cheng put in his pocket on the ground, “I don’t need this kind of thing anyway! It’s not the kind of date you said at all!”

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha was stunned, because it was really a few balloons…

“I was just thinking of blowing up some balloons, maybe she would like it,” Jiang Cheng picked up the balloons that had been thrown on the ground and said, “And didn’t you say you wanted pink? Are these pink balloons bad?”

“Ah… Private Marseille…”

“Ha? What kind of modesty do you tell me?” Jiang Cheng was a little puzzled, “You don’t think of some crooked ideas, do you? That’s not going to work, New Baja-kun.”

“No, no, absolutely no!” Xin Baji shook his head like a rattle, “I’m just afraid that the balloon explosion will scare her! That’s it!”

“Forget it, that’s all I have to say,” Jiang Cheng said with a wave of his hand. “In short, just clean up your appearance and go straight. A little girl of this age has no resistance to a boy’s sweet words.”

“Take this with you too,” Yueyong said, pointing to the two buckets of lubricating fluid.

“No… let’s forget this…” Shin Baha bowed his head and walked out.

…

After coming out of Yoshihara, Shinbahaw walked aimlessly on the street.

“Obviously I found the person most likely to help me, but there was still no useful consultation at all…” Xin Bazhu murmured in a low voice.

But just after muttering, Xin Ba Hao raised his head and found that he did not know when he had reached an Internet tea room.

“Why don’t you just ask for help online!” Xin Baha had a flash of inspiration and stepped in at the same time.

…

Shin Bahau turned on the computer, gave himself the name of [Train Samurai] in the forum, and then started to speak.

[Tram Samurai]: I rescued a girl from an uncle of color on the tram. She said she wanted to see me again and thanked me personally. Is this a date?

Also, what exactly is dating?

———— xxxx year x month x day x point x minute

Compared with the idiots around me, it is better to ask for help from people I don’t know. Although I am not very good at using machines, there is nothing I can do, so I can hear the opinions of all kinds of people!

Xin Ba Haw couldn’t help but give his little cleverness a compliment.

Ding dong.

Just when Xin Ba Haw finished thinking about it, the computer showed that he had received a reply.

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Tram Samurai, this is not a place to talk about love, but a place for samurai to cry out their beliefs!

You are far away, leave me immediately!

———— xxxx year x month x day x point x minute

“Ah, I’m so angry, this person,” Xin Baha said to himself, “It’s obviously called Fruit Punch…”

[Tram Samurai]: Sorry, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com Fruit Punch Samurai, I’m not very good at Internet, but I’m really troubled now, can you help me?

Fruit Punch Samurai?

———— xxxx year x month x day x point x minute

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: It’s not the Fruit Punch Samurai, it’s Katsura!

!

———— xxxx year x month x day x point x minute

“Then you have a fart screen name!” Xinba roared, and even the people around him who were online were startled.

[Fruit Punch Warrior]: Cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly… cut my belly…

Why are you so hostile!

Fruit Punch Samurai!

This guy is so annoying, I really want to drag him off the screen and beat him up!

Xin Ba Hao groaned wildly in his heart.

But at this moment, Xin Ba Haw received a new message.

[Destroyed Angel Chai Samurai]: Don’t go too far, as long as you’re a samurai, you can speak freely on this BBS. By the way, everyone calls me Xiao Xi Shi with a sword~ I’m a beautiful and lustful frivolous female swordsman~

It’s a girl!

This person might be able to listen to what I have to say… As Shinbahaw thought about it, he started typing on the keyboard…

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Today’s chapter, I’m really sorry, I can’t stand the stomach pain when I get off work, I can’t even drive the car, and my girlfriend picked me up from the work unit… (Maybe the weather is too cold, and I took two breaths…)

After resting at home until more than eight o’clock, I endured typing for a while…

I will make up for the weekend I owe… In addition, the contract was sent out today. If you have investment opportunities, you can click a little…

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