Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 79

[Chapter 74: Interfering with other people’s dates… Seems like a lot of fun.]

But at this moment, Kagura pointed to the distance and shouted.

“Ah, isn’t that the girl!”

Instantly attracted the attention of Jiang Chengyin Shi and A Miao.

Short blue hair, cat ears and white silk, this was Jiang Cheng’s first impression of this girl.

“Has Xin Ba Haw been stimulated by something? Isn’t he used to seeing this kind of cat ears? I mean the one downstairs in your house…” Jiang Cheng murmured.

But before Yinshi could answer, A Miao took the lead and couldn’t help spit, “Wait! What kind of stuff is that! Isn’t that a cat ear?! I’ve never heard of it!”

“Is this the so-called love that can transcend the [Astral World]? Shinbaha has really grown up~” Gintoki replied.

“What a joke! I hate cats the most! I’m a 100% dog lover!” A Miao was about to rush out to stop her.

“Wait a minute, in fact, there is no difference between a dog and a cat, and it might be a dog’s ears.” Yin Shi took A Miao’s hand to stop it.

“Not even a dog! If you marry a dog, then the heir of our Shimura family will become a dog!” A Miao turned her head and retorted loudly.

“You are too arrogant! You want to subvert the concept of genetic factors!”

“Hey, the two of you are quiet now…” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but said, “You’re thinking too far, it’s just a date, it’s just to let the new Bajiu step into the adult world, and , this is not the Gintama crew, don’t worry about PTA, don’t worry.”

“Don’t worry! Even if it’s not the Gintama crew, don’t worry about the PTA and it won’t be able to step into the adult ladder with that cat! This will become a black spot for our Shimura family! A black spot that can’t be washed away in a lifetime! “A Miao said angrily.

“I said that you just can’t let go of your brother! Originally, I thought Xin Baha was too dependent on you, but it seems to be the opposite! You are the brother control!” Yin Shi shouted.

“Who are you calling the younger brother to control! A super popular girl like me has no time to control anyone!”

“Then you are a dog control!”

…

On the other side, behind the image of Ieyasu.

Two samurai with a fruit punch in their right hand and a monk’s hat stand side by side.

Finally, the orangutan with the hat couldn’t help but said to the person next to him: “Well, are you a Fruit Punch Warrior?”

“Hey?”

“What’s the matter, it’s right next to you!”

“Because it was said that you were holding the fruit punch in your left hand, but now you are holding it in your right hand…” Gui explained.

“Ah, sorry, I thought it was the left side of the person looking at it.” Kondo smiled embarrassedly.

“No, it’s really disrespectful on the computer forum.” After saying that, Gui took off his hat, “I’m the Fruit Punch Warrior.”

“But this time it’s really a big deal. I can’t help but repost it 10,000 times, and I have to go to the designated Yoshihara store to spend 1 million yen, ah, I’m a fruit…” Kondo said and took off his hat .

“Huh?” ×2

“Ah——!!!” ×2

…

“Guest, please enjoy your lemon tea slowly~” The waitress put the tea in front of Xiao Se Mide.

Not far away, Jiang Cheng and the others were sitting on another table. The four of them were wearing sunglasses and holding newspapers and magazines, secretly observing Xin Baji and Xiao Se Mi sitting on the same table.

“But I said, are we following a place like this…” Yin Shi whispered, “It’s rude to meddle in other people’s love affairs.”

Kagura/A Miao: “Silver Sauce, shut up Aru! / Shut up for me!”

A Miao/Kagura: “This is about the heirs of our Shimura family! / Do you want to lose an errand?!”

“What a quarrel! Can you two stop talking together!” Yin Shi roared.

“Hey, it doesn’t matter, right?” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help sighing and continued, “But it has nothing to do with me, right? Why am I being forced to be dragged here to do this kind of meaningless thing? ?”

“Shut up! It’s your biggest relationship!” Yinshi shouted, “Xin Ba Hao went to you for advice! You must have said some nonsense that doesn’t matter!”

“Hey? Why do you…” Before the words [know] were uttered, Jiang Chengcheng felt a very strong murderous aura from A Miao beside him, Jiang Cheng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, “Actually, I didn’t say anything. Say, do you believe it?”

“I believe in your size! Your level of nonsense is only a little better than a wig!” Gintoki retorted, “Also, when I listened to Shinbaha about the amnesia chapter, you seemed to say in front of anchor Yuno. If it’s amazing…”

“Huh? Is there such a thing? I don’t remember it, because I lost my memory at that time.” Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.

“Is this excuse so useful? Do you need me to make you lose your memory forever! You are so weak!” Yin Shi said angrily.

Jiang Cheng swallowed his saliva unconsciously, but suddenly thought of something, took out his hand from his arms, and took out a signature of anchor Yuye.

“Is this okay?” Jiang Cheng handed the signature to Yin Shi.

“I forgive you!” Yin Shi said and put the signature in his arms, not in the kimono, but in the innermost layer of clothes.

“Hey! You are too easy to be satisfied!” Kagura spit out a rare and serious sentence.

Jiang Cheng took a sip of coffee and was about to nod his head when he heard Kagura-chan add another sentence.

“At least the original underwear of the anchor Yuye can satisfy you, Aru!”

“Pfft!” Jiang Cheng sprayed out all the coffee.

“No, that is too exciting for me!” Gintoki said righteously.

“Do you have to be so innocent?! It’s very disgusting! There’s no way!” Jiang Cheng complained loudly, “What is satisfaction?! What is satisfaction? It’s so disgusting, I don’t even want to complain! If it weren’t for Xinpachi Haw is not here, I don’t even want to play the role of this rant!”

Voice-over: In fact, you can leave it to me to make complaints…

“Xinbahasang…” Xiao Simi, who saw Xinbaha drinking coffee with her eyes, couldn’t help but reminded softly, “That’s the eyes~Xinbahasang~”

“Hey?” Xin Baha finally woke up from his fantasy, “Ah! It’s hot! It’s hot!”

While shouting, he threw the cup out, and the tea was spilled on his pants.

“Hey, Xin Baha has a hand. He deliberately sprinkled tea on his pants, and then attracted girls to wipe it for him. At the same time, the two of them had some physical contact. This is not what I taught him!” In this scene, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but speak out.

“As long as it’s a skill that boys with long hair will naturally understand,” Yin Shi said, looking at A Miao, “Look, Shinbachi-kun is already very good, it’s really good for us to hinder him here. Very bad.”

“Shut up!” A Miao’s fierce eyes saw Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shut their mouths obediently at the same time.

…

“Are you all right? What’s wrong with you? Are there any burns?” Xiao Simi squatted on the ground and carefully wiped Xin Baji’s trousers soaked with tea with a handkerchief.

“No…it’s okay…” Shinbaha quickly replied, realizing his gaffe.

Weird!

Xin Ba Haw added in his heart, your scorching gaze has burned my whole heart!

Soul pale!

Cat ears are so evil!

Why is there such a cute thing in such a cute girl, to a certain extent, this is a weapon!

Just when Xin Ba Haw started thinking wildly again, Xiao Se Mi had already sat back in her seat.

“I’ve always wanted to thank you in person… In fact… people still want… with you…”

Looking at Xiao Se Mi who was talking awkwardly and pouring tea into her eyes, Xin Ba Haw reminded, “There are eyes…”

“Hey?” Xiao Simi reacted, and made a pretentious look again, and said, “What the hell am I doing, I’m sorry~ What the hell am I…”

Saying that, Xiao Simi’s tone changed, and she put on a very shy expression, “It’s really strange~ I feel like a deer in my heart is running around~ hehe~”

After speaking, he stuck out his tongue, posing like a lucky cat…

…

Seeing this scene, A Miao and Kagura tore up the magazine in their hands in a frenzy at the same time.

“What are the two of them doing?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“It’s just that I feel jealous when I see a girl of a completely different type from me. Don’t worry about it.” Yin Shi replied.

“Who are you calling jealous!” A Miao patted Yin Shi’s head on the table with that.

“No… I said I was jealous…” Yin Shi got up and said, and at the same time Jiang Cheng handed a box of napkins to Yin Shi, probably because he was afraid that blood would splash on his side for a while.

…

“You’re wearing the cat ears I gave you~” Xiao Simi said happily, “I’m so happy~ Those were carefully selected by the Lun family~ The Lun family has always dreamed of being able to wear couple ears with their loved ones. on the street-”

After speaking, Xiao Simi finally realized something and covered her mouth subconsciously, “I’m sorry~ The Lun family said it subconsciously… Can you forgive the Lun family?”

…

Seeing this scene, A Miao and Kagura went mad again and kept smashing the table in front of them.

“What the hell are you doing? It’s enough, okay? I said, did you listen… uh!” Before Yin Shi could finish speaking, A Miao punched him on the body.

“What’s going on! What the hell is going on with my mood now! I feel like that girl is making me super angry! What should I do! What should I do!” A Miao shouted while pounding the silver.

Kagura was frantically clutching his chest while shouting: “I feel like there is a black thing stuck in my heart, Aru! Take this black thing away!”

When Jiang Cheng saw what happened to Yin Shi, he honestly didn’t say anything, acted as a little transparent on the side, and was ready to escape at any time.

After seeing the two of them beating the silver intensified, Jiang Chengcheng was about to apply oil to the soles of his feet, but just after moving 0.01 cm, he was discovered by these two ferocious creatures…

So, in addition to Yin Shi, the unfortunate Jiang Cheng was added to the hammer…