Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 701

[Chapter 646: Naturally curly hair is not a bad guy!]

In a restaurant in Kabukicho, looking at Xiaoyu holding a title full of death on a black background, Yinshi directly roared with blue veins and white eyes and kicked over, just on the wooden board on the side of Xiaoyu’s head. .

“I understand your size!” Yin Shi frantically complained loudly, “Why did you make the title look like “Death”?

!

It’s become something else!

”

Ignoring Yinshi’s complaints, Xiaoyu continued to say to herself, “Anyway, you already understand that there is no way to turn things around right now, right?”

Yin Shi sat down again, holding his chin with one hand and curled his lips in annoyance: “But that group of people turned from silver to gold all of a sudden, why do I have to be played with that plastic model? No (model) Kurushiro! You group of initiators must take responsibility!”

“Unfortunately, Lord Yuanwai was also brainwashed by him.” Xiaoyu explained regretfully, “He has become a monster that even the maker can do nothing about. If you want to be an enemy of him, it means to be an enemy of everyone. First of all, it is still necessary to remind everyone of Yinshi-sama.”

Yin Shi was startled, and stood up instantly and exclaimed in surprise, “Can this kind of thing be done?!”

Xiaoyu explained slowly: “Although he has tampered with all of Gintoki-sama’s deeds so far, it has only changed from natural roll to ion hot in appearance. The specific plot should not be modified, that is to say, The current perfect golden age was, for some unknown reason, a bastard who did all kinds of evil things.”

“Hey? No, what do you mean by that?”

Xiaoyu continued: “As long as this sense of error and discord can be stimulated, the layer of gold plating in memory may be peeled off. When you want to defeat Jin, everyone’s strength is essential. Let’s recapture our partners together. “Retrieve the man named Sakata Gintoki who was sleeping deep in everyone’s memory.”

After listening, Yin Shi lowered his head and was silent for a few seconds, then raised his head and asked casually, “Xiaoyu, don’t you have something to say?”

“Jin Shi’s data has been told to Lord Yin Shi.” Xiaoyu replied, “Also, this is the only way I can analyze it.”

“Is that so…” Said, Gintoki suddenly found something, waved his hand and continued, “No, don’t worry, it’s probably just me thinking too much. After all, there was nothing wrong with that idiot yesterday. ”

“That idiot?” Xiaoyu wondered.

“Don’t worry, I just said it casually.” Yin Shi waved his hand again, his words full of disapproval, “However, let me remind you that it’s better not to get involved with that idiot, especially the agreement, he… But a very dangerous guy.”

“What exactly are you talking about? Lord Yinshi?” Xiaoyu was puzzled.

“No, nothing…”

…

At night, Kabukicho Smile Bar.

“Ah, that’s really worrying,” A Miao, who was sitting on the deck, looked at the trio of Master House (Kim Shi, Shin Baha, and Kagura) in surprise and said, “Ms. Xiaoyu and Ding Do you really have no clue about Chun’s whereabouts?”

“I’ve searched the street with my mother-in-law, but I can’t find it anywhere.” Jin Shi replied.

“What should I do? If Dingchun and Xiaoyu don’t come back like this…” After speaking, Kagura’s expression gradually became lost, mist gradually filled his eyes, and his words were also full of loss, “I… I……”

At this time, Jin Shi put his hand on Kagura’s head and comforted: “Don’t worry, they didn’t hang up so easily.”

“Kim Sauce…” Kagura raised his head and looked at Jin Shi blankly.

“I will definitely find them, I promise you.” Jin Shi assured, and then, after seeing that the expression on Kagura’s face did not ease in the slightest, he then comforted: “So stop showing that expression,

We are today…”

Before Jin Shi finished speaking, Kagura actually changed his expression, but…it seemed to be a little different from the expression change Jin Shi imagined.

“And what the hell is going on with that bastard OTAKU?!” Kagura roared with white eyes and threw a straight punch, hitting Jin Shi’s stomach straight, “The woman who was raised outside just felt a little bit. Don’t you have it, Aru?! If you say “should be fine”, you don’t care, it’s hot!

Big fire!

!

”

Looking at Kagura who was slamming his teeth into Jin Shi’s stomach with one punch after another, Shin Baha hurriedly stood up to stop him: “Calm down! Kagura-chan! It has nothing to do with Jin Sang! By the way, Miss Xiaoyu is also It’s not the woman Jiang Chengsang raised outside!”

Jin Shi, who was clutching his stomach, shook his head slowly: “No, it doesn’t matter. If you feel that there is really nowhere to vent, vent it on me.”

“Kin-chan…” Kagura murmured as she looked at Jin Shi in a daze once again.

Jin Shi continued: “Okay, let’s be happy. What do you think we came to various places today? Of course, it’s to cheer you up.”

“I hate it, Jin-sang, what is “this kind of place”?

“One of the wine escorts at the booth next to him complained to Jin Shi, “Didn’t you come here just to see me?”

”

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Jin Shi finally reacted, then turned his head, clapped his hands, and shouted to the side, “Hey, can you add a bottle of wine to every table in this store? Everyone? Today I am treating guests, everyone must have a good drink! In exchange, please come and let us know if you see them!”

In an instant, all the guests present raised their hands and cheered at the same time.

“As expected of Jin Sang!”

“Leave it to us, we are willing to do anything for Jin Sang!”

“Do not worry!”

Listening to the cheers from the guests, A Miao couldn’t help but smile and said, “It seems that as long as it is handed over to Jin Sang, there is no need to worry.”

Kagura, whose expression had softened, responded and nodded.

But at this moment, the voice of the waiter came from the direction of the door of the Smile Bar.

“That one, please wait a moment.” The waiter standing at the door reminded a little distressedly, “We do not allow animals to enter the store…”

Accompanied by the sound of da, da, da high heels stepping on the ground, Xiaoyu’s voice sounded: “But in my opinion, you humans are all animals. As I said, this child is one of the outstanding members of Master House SEPIA. Lu, right? Gintoki-sama?”

“Ow!”

Looking at Ginshi, who looked like a dead man, Dingchun, who was wearing glasses, and Xiaoyu, who was wearing a red cheongsam, a mop in his hand, and high-heeled shoes, who walked into the store. Both Ba Haw and Kagura were both in bad shape at the same time, their mouths wide open in horror and they lost their brilliance.

After a few seconds, Xin Ba Haw came back to his senses and spit out loudly: “What are you doing?!”

“Dingchun! And Xiaoyu too, are you all alright, Aru?!” Kagura hurriedly asked a few people, “But what exactly is that outfit…”

“We are not Dingchun and Xiaoyu,” Xiaoyu said aloud, “We are Yule from SEPIA of the Master House and Alu from Dingba.”

“Ow!” Dingchun called out.

Xin Ba Haw complained again: “What is “Say Aru”?

!

Miss Xiaoyu, what the hell are you talking about?

!

”

Looking at Yinshi walking slowly towards the store, Kagura pointed at Yinshi and shouted, “Hey! Is that you?! Did you dye Xiaoyu and Dingchun SEPIA (dark brown) color?!”

Ignoring Kagura’s displeasure, Yinshi went straight to A Miao and said, “Well, I’m sorry, Miss A Miao. I heard that you have something to entrust to the Master House, right?”

“Huh?” A Miao was stunned for a moment, but then suddenly thought of something, and then said, “Are you talking about the karaoke in the repair shop? But we have already asked Jin Sang…”

“Instead of looking for these two hundred and five, it’s better to entrust it to us. I promise we are more capable than them.”

“You bastard!” Kagura suddenly became unhappy, and shouted angrily with his fist clenched, “Not only do you want to make a copycat version, but do you want to come and rob us of our jobs, Aru?!”

“That…” The waiter on the side raised his hand, pointed the other hand in a certain direction and said, “This one is broken.”

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly turned around, waved his hands, and said in a panic, “Ah! Please, please wait!”

…

Looking at the broken karaoke device with a monitor in front of her, Xiaoyu repeatedly asked Yinshi to the side: “You understand? No matter what, you have to be better and more conspicuous than them. Only in this way can This will stimulate their memories of Gintoki-sama.”

“Ah, I understand.” Yin Shi replied, “Leave it to me, Kule.”

“I’m Yule.” Xiaoyu corrected.

“Hey, is this it?” Said, Yin Shi came to the private room of this K-song, and at the same time asked the waiter who was standing by in a casual tone, “This is the latest version of the full set of tiger martial arts “DOAR” chapters. machine, right?

”

“No, it’s not just “DOAR”, there are 300,000 songs in it.

‘ the waiter corrected.

“Okay, I have a general understanding.” Yin Shi touched the back of his head and said this, then leaned down and stretched out his two arms to hug the K-Song device directly, and then said, “It’s a little difficult to repair here. Let’s go, let’s change the venue, hey…”

The next moment, the karaoke device in Yin Shi’s hand smashed heavily on Jin Shi’s head.

“Ah! Sorry! The 300,000-chapter “DOAR” is too heavy and slipped!

“Yinshi shouted, with blue veins bursting out of anger.

“Master Yinshi!” Xiaoyu quickly persuaded her, “please calm down! Just be patient for now…”

However, Yin Shi was not listening at all, and still smashed the machine in his hand on Jin Shi’s head again and again.

“The first chapter of “DOAR”!

“DOAR” two chapters!

“DOAR” three chapters!

I hate it so much!

!

!

”

Looking at Yin Shi who didn’t stop at all, Xin Baha frantically complained: “Why has it become a “Banju Number DOAR Weird Talk”!

Enough of the fuss?

!

What are you trying to do over and over again?

!

”

At this time, Ginshi came back to his senses and stopped the movements in his hands, “Ah, bad! I didn’t pay attention…”

boom!

Looking at the karaoke device that made a slight explosion sound and began to smoke, Shin Baha once again complained: “Is the karaoke machine broken even more thoroughly?!”

At this moment, Xiaoyu, who instantly raised her foot from behind and kicked Yinshi to the ground, caught the karaoke machine that was still smoking, and said, “Don’t worry, this is for me to sneak in. The preparations made by the karaoke machines say Aru.”

Silver, who was stomped on his face by the high heels, suddenly thought of something, [So, this guy can repair them by talking to broken machines!

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After a minute…

Xiaoyu, who put her hand on the karaoke machine, slowly closed her eyes, and at the same time, her consciousness began to connect with the karaoke machine…

in the space of consciousness.

On the rooftop, Xiaoyu, who was wearing a professional white-collar suit, put a can of gasoline on the railing, and at the same time said softly, “Do you want a can? What’s the matter? You look worried. Are you still facing the rice cooker minister? Do you remember it?”

When looking at Xiaoyu and Yin of the karaoke machine standing on the rooftop in the conscious space or fantasy space, I thought to myself [Appeared!

The noon theater of the machines—]

“I told you to give up,” Xiaoyu kindly advised, “that person didn’t plan to divorce his wife at all, and that person is still dating the phone at the front desk every night. A man who can be hot with anyone in a warm state. If you can’t get entangled with that kind of man, you’ll soon miss the marriageable period and become a leftover woman.”

Saying that, Xiaoyu suddenly thought of something, turned her face to look at the karaoke machine beside her, “Ah! That’s right! Tonight I’m going to associate with Tuo Juzun (Dyson, Dyson Vacuum Cleaner) from a foreign company… ”

【Go!

Xiaoyu!

Let them experience the true power of the House of Masters!

】In reality, Yin Shi clenched his fist and cheered for Xiaoyu in his heart.

But at this moment, in the fantasy space, Jin Shi, who was wearing a men’s professional suit with a rice cooker in his arms, came behind Xiaoyu and the karaoke machine and said, “Wait. The rice cooker minister has something to say to you. .”

In reality, Gintoki stared at Gintoki, who was holding the rice cooker, his other hand on the karaoke machine, and his eyes closed, his eyes widened and his teeth gritted in disbelief.

At the same time, I thought to myself: [Difficult… Could it be that this guy is also…?

!

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In the fantasy world, Jin Shi looked at the rice cooker in his arms with gentle eyes, and then said softly, “The rice cooker director turned off his power a long time ago. When he came back from a business trip, he saw that his wife had already been with Keiruji. The husband (, Sharp water wave oven) cooked the raw rice into cooked rice.”

Said, Jin Shi opened the lid of the rice cooker and showed the remaining rice at the bottom of the rice cooker to the karaoke machine, and continued: “Since then, he can’t stand loneliness, and he still has a phone with you… But the rice cooker You should be most aware of the fact that the minister is no longer able to cook, right?”

“Could it be…” Xiaoyu suddenly thought of something, her eyes widened unconsciously, showing a bit of disbelief and looking at the karaoke machine, “Could it be that you and the minister are platonic…”

Jin Shi closed his eyes and slowly continued: “He also said that when he went to karaoke with you, he clearly didn’t turn on the power, but he felt a faint heat.”

Xiaoyu hurriedly reminded: “Impossible, don’t be deceived by him! How could that minister…”

“Can you let me hear that song again?”

After hearing the gradually sounding music, Xiaoyu hurriedly stopped and said, “Karazi! Don’t!!”

But…it’s too late.

…

“Cry alone

Then shine, UltraSoul!

”

A Miao, who was holding the microphone, just finished the song, and everyone on the side jumped up with their fists raised and cheered.

“As expected of Jin Sang! Really reliable!” Xin Baha praised.

“The next one is me! Let me sing a song too, Aru!”

Yin Shi, who was on the side with a black line and a black face, stared at the scene in front of him with twitching corners of his mouth, just silent.

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The time came to the next morning.

Location: Yagyu’s house.

Event: Rise of the Planet of the Apes… ah, no, that’s wrong, it’s Rise of the Monkeys.

Looking at the little shit pill that couldn’t come down after climbing to the roof, Kubing Guard slowly explained to the three people in the Wanshiwu behind him: “As you can see, because I criticized its prank, and then refused to accept it. It’s down. There’s really no way to call you here.”

At this moment, Yin Shi, Yu Le and Ding Ba suddenly stepped in and blocked Jin Shi and the three of them behind.

“OK, I understand.” Yin Shi clapped his hands and said, “It’s the story of the rise of the Planet of the Apes, right? It’s okay to leave it to us.”

“Hey!!” Xin Baji shouted frantically behind him, “You guys can stop a little bit! How much do you want to hinder us!”

【hateful!

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】 Yin Shi thought to himself with his blue veins bursting, 【This time, this time, you must show your results to restore your reputation!

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At this moment, a banana was suddenly thrown aside by the small shit pill.

Looking at Dingchun who appeared on the roof at an unknown time, Yin Shi was surprised: [Dingba is on!

Could it be that the guy can communicate with his animal companions?

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“Ow!” Dingchun called out.

Translation: what’s wrong?

A melancholy look.

But after only a second, Dingba was smashed by Xiao Shi Wan to the face.

Looking at this scene, Yin Shi then thought in his heart: [Ah!

Sure enough?

Sure enough, dogs and monkeys can’t live in harmony!

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(Inu Ape の Zhong: describe the relationship between the two people is incompatible.)

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