Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 700

[Chapter 645 : There is no good guy for blond ion perm!]

Looking at Dingchun who was drenched in the rain, panting and looking at himself, Yin Shi murmured, “Ding

… One hand gently rubbed Dingchun’s big dog’s head.

“Dingchun, don’t tell me you still remember me…”

Before he finished speaking, Dingchun clasped Yinshi’s shoulders with his two front paws, opened his mouth and swallowed Yinshi’s head.

Just as Yinshi and Dingchun were playing the bloody game between pet and owner as before, Xiaoyu, who was holding an oil-paper umbrella, walked over slowly.

“Finally found it,” said Xiaoyu, who was holding the newly redeemed silver in a certain club’s clothes and a wooden knife while walking, “in this street, there is a person and a …and one.”

Yin Shi, who worked hard to pull his already bloody head out of Dingchun’s mouth, looked at Xiaoyu who came, with a bit of disbelief on his face.

“Let me find it , Lord Yinshi.” Yinshi

widened his eyes and murmured in disbelief: “Xiao…Xiaoyu, you…why?”

When he came to Yinshi, he bent down and held an umbrella for him Xiaoyu comforted softly: “Please rest assured, even if the whole world forgets Mr. Yinshi, you will not disappear from my data, because I have pressed RESET well before going to bed and then turned off.”

(Note: FC Times press RESET and then turn off the power, which can effectively protect the cassette battery from losing the archive due to [sudden power supply abnormality].)

“Ow!” Dingchun cried, or echoed.

Xiaoyu continued: “Also, please call my full name – Fabilouse Andrerics sarinumbakalon honey lemon Xiaoyu II, my nickname is poko carbon, and my abbreviation is Xiaoyu.”

Yin Shi couldn’t help but smile and said, “It’s a name given by an idiot. Hurry up and forget it, that idiot must have forgotten it long ago. The only thing he can remember is Opie… ”

In my opinion, Lord Yinshi is also a hopeless idiot.” After speaking, Xiaoyu’s expression softened a little, and she continued: “Indeed…it may not be as shiny as gold, maybe it is just Only occasionally dim light, always arguing, always fighting, natural curly hair, flirtatious, sexual harassment king, both rent and wages. But…

even that is better than that gilded Hypocritical light.

Anger overflows from the bottom of my heart when I am angry, and smiles from the bottom of my heart when I am happy. The silver that is with you is more beautiful.” After a

pause, looking at the silver that was kneeling on the ground without saying a word, Xiaoyu held the hand in her hand. His wooden sword handed to Gintoki and continued, “You…haven’t forgotten that ray of light? Haven’t you been fooled by that false ray of light? Then, please stand up again, hold this sword again, and put This world that has been painted with gold is dyed back to silver again.” After

speaking, Xiaoyu got up and dipped the ink in the bucket with the mop in her hand, turned around and came to the sign with the words “Wall House Xiaojin” and the picture was gold. When advertising the wall in front.

Xiao Yu, who used a mop to draw a big fork on the advertisement, continued: “Tell this world that was painted gold and dyed back to silver again. You won’t lose to Sakata Jin, you won’t lose to Blonde, you won’t lose to Blonde Straight hair, you won’t lose to gold, please remember what color your soul is.”

“I didn’t forget, how could I forget…” Yin Shi’s hand holding the wooden knife gradually clenched, and at the same time slowly He laughed, “It’s mixed with the colors of you idiots…

Dirty silver ah-!!”

After using all his strength and using a wooden knife to carve a few large characters of silver on the wall, His eyes became firm again.

“Ow!” Dingchun dipped the ink in the bucket with his front paws, then straightened his fore body and slapped the paw print behind the words engraved by Yinshi.

A silver hair with natural curls, a machine, and a dog all looked at the words on the wall with a serious expression…

“Recapture our color and subvert this golden world! Go!”

… In the

early morning, it was just dawn.

Ding dong…

Standing in front of the door of the Master’s House and ringing the doorbell, Yin Shi shouted, “Well, it’s not good to disturb together, is Jin Shijun at home?”

“Sorry, I’m taking a shower, can you wait a moment?” Jin Shi’s voice came out.

“Ah, don’t worry, it’s okay.” Gintoki waved his hand in response, then took out the duel book with the words [Duel Book] from his arms and continued, “Then I’ll take the duel book I put it here…”

Saying that, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, and continued with a smile, “Ah, I’d better come back another day… Ah! It hurts!”

Before she finished speaking, Yin Shi was caught by Xiao Yu who was beside him. He raised the mop in his hand and hit it hard on the head.

Xiaoyu asked three times aloud: “Excuse me, what are you doing? Are you here to play? Are you an idiot?”

Yin Shi touched his head and explained a little embarrassedly: “Then what ?

I’m too embarrassed to go in, and it’s my own house that can’t break into it and make a fuss.”

“Please come here, you obviously have no strategy, do you think you can win?”

Saying that, Xiaoyu stretched out her hand and tugged at Yinshi’s ear. , without giving Yinshi any chance to resist, dragged him to the corner of the stairs aside.

By the way, Dingchun was lying on the corner of the stairs yawning.

“I’ll just say it straight,” Xiaoyu said to Yinshi who was still rubbing her ears, “Judging from the current situation, Lord Yinshi has no chance of winning.”

“You said just now that I won’t lose, right? ?” Yin Shi complained.

Xiaoyu said to herself, “The blonde hair is straight, the character is straightforward, and he is very good at making money. Why do you think you can defeat this man who has overcome all the shortcomings of Lord Yinshi?”

Wen Sheng, Yinshi’s temple A blue vein popped out unconsciously, and said unhappily: “Ah? What? Do you want to smack a person’s ass? Or do you want to rip the rectum out of a person’s chrysanthemum? Which

one should you choose?” .” Saying that, Xiaoyu handed a stack of documents in a clip to Yinshi, “The so-called battle starts with understanding the enemy.”

Taking away the documents in Xiaoyu’s hand, Yinshi looked at Jinshi on the cover. And the words in the [instruction manual] curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, and said disapprovingly: “Instruction manual? Hey, what are you kidding? How could that guy’s information be written in it? It’s not a plastic model.”

At this moment , the sliding door of the Master’s House on the side was pulled open, and Jin Shi, who was only surrounded by a towel, was still scrubbing his hair and walked out.

“I’m sorry to keep you waiting, I’m washing my hair.”

Gintoki, who was holding his plucked head, was still washing his hair, and Gintoki… was silent.

“Ah? It’s gone.”

Said, Jin Shi took a step back and closed the sliding door.

At this time, Xiao Yucai continued: “That’s right, Sakata Kinoshi is the captain of the acting master house made by Lord Gengai and commissioned by Lord Shinbaha and Lord Kagura, and the perfect Sakata who has overcome all the weaknesses of Lord Gintoki. Gintoki – the complete body made of superalloy, Sakata Gintoki No. 2! That is Jinsang. By the way, the money for making Gintoki… seems to be paid by Jiang Cheng-sama.”

Half of his face began to twitch. Gintoki was holding the instruction manual in his hand, cold sweat dripping from his face, and his voice trembled a little: “K… The perfect Sakata Ginto who overcomes all my weaknesses, eh? What do you mean? In short, it is What’s going on?”

At this time, Xiaoyu reached out and turned the page in Yinshi’s hand, or turned to the assembly details page, and answered neatly according to Yinshi’s request:

“He’s a plastic model.”

“So that’s what it is, so it’s a plastic model…” Yinshi nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly reacted and threw out the manual in his hand and clenched his fist. He shouted angrily: “Who can accept such a statement! Idiot! It’s too simple! Anyway, let’s polish it up! No matter how you say it, it can’t be a plastic model! Lie to me! Tell me it’s a lie! Yes!”

Xiaoyu explained: “The most recent plastic model has been painted before being assembled.”

“Who asked you to paint the plastic model! Why does that kind of thing exist! Why does that kind of thing work? Raiders this whole street!”

Ignoring Yin Shi who was madly holding his head and couldn’t stop, Xiaoyu put up an index finger and explained to herself: “The reason is what I just said…”

——Xiaoyu’s The

exclusive dividing line for memories –

one day, outside the mechanical hall.

Xin Ba Haw, who was standing at the door, said helplessly: “Really, I’ve been so busy and still disappeared. What a headache for the captain.”

“So what does it have to do with me?” Umbrella’s Jiang Cheng asked with a blank expression, squinting Doudou’s eyes.

“That’s it!” Kagura, who was also holding an umbrella, complained, “Here, even the cat wants to borrow Aru’s hand.

”

Jiang Cheng asked again with a blank face: “Hey, so why did you drag me out of Yoshihara? Does it have anything to do with me?”

“Lord Jiang Cheng, didn’t you ask me out?” He

asked, “Did you forget?”

“Hey? Is there such a thing?”

“What’s going on with this guy’s head?” Kagura half-squinted his eyes and complained contemptuously, “It was you who told us to Bring Miss Xiaoyu to the Mechanical Hall! Give me the time you made to memorize Alu! What’s wrong with being two hours late, Alu?!”

“Ah…” Jiang Cheng then recalled, squinting his eyes and smiling and said, “Oh, I remember, I did ask you to help me bring Xiaoyu to the Mechanical Hall.”

Xin Ba Hao spit out a little speechlessly: “Jiang Cheng Sang, I remember what I said occasionally…”

“But then again…” After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoyu and asked suspiciously, “What did I call you here for?”

“In the end, you Have you even forgotten the purpose?!” Shinbaha’s eyes widened, and he spit out loudly, “Give me a bit of time!!”

“Isn’t the purpose clear at a glance, Aru?” With a sigh on his face, “Maybe I just want to make out with a woman who is raised outside, Aru. What a bad man~”

“Sir Jiang Cheng, robots don’t have that kind of function.” Xiaoyu said, ” Also, please don’t have any unreasonable thoughts about me, Xiaoyu will be very embarrassed.”

“No, I never thought about it.” Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and raised his hand back without hesitation.

“Well…” Xiaoyu’s eyes flickered twice, and at the same time, a certain electronic sound was emitted, and in a split second, the mop in Xiaoyu’s hand waved down towards Jiang Cheng’s head.

boom!

!

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the ground into pieces, raised his head tremblingly, his forehead dripping with blood, and murmured, “Why…why? Xiaoyu…”

Xiaoyu put away the mop in her hand and tightened her grip. Then he bowed to Jiang Cheng, apologized and explained: “I’m really sorry. I don’t know what happened, just at that moment, the system mechanism identified Lord Jiang Cheng as an enemy, maybe the system just malfunctioned. Maybe.”

“Is that so…” With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted to the old Yuan Wai who was squatting on the ground with his back to everyone in the room, “Father, please check the system for Xiaoyu, if you can If you want

to, please make her a more gentle character.”

Shinhachi leaned into Kagura’s ear and whispered, “Kagura-chan, no matter how you look at it, Miss Xiaoyu just did it on purpose, right?”

Kagura nodded nonchalantly.

“I don’t know if there is any problem with the system, but… little brother, there is indeed a problem with your head.” Father Yuanwai said without turning his head, and then turned to look at Xin Ba Haw and He who were still whispering. Kagura went on to say, “You said you were too busy just now, but there is something on my side that might be able to help you.”

“Huh?” Dad.

At this time, the father of Yuanwai got up, walked towards the store and said, “Actually, I’ve been keen to make some boring little toys recently.” He

came to Yuanwai in front of a cloth-covered device, and stretched out his hand to pull the cloth. It came down, revealing the perfect Ginshiki No. 1 machine inside, which was the beginning of everything—a sandbag with a Gintoki replica head.

“Yeah! This thing is great, Aru!” Kagura exclaimed while pounding on the sandbag.

Gintoki from Memories: The captain’s usage is wrong, right?

!

Father Yuanwai put his hands on his hips and said, “Is it cool?”

Xiaoyu, who is the commentator of Memories Wai: If it’s just like Gintoki-sama, it’s fine.

(Kagura in memory: Don’t you think this natural scroll is a bit too curly, Aru?) With continuous improvement, it becomes more like Gintoki-sama, more like Master of the House of Masters.

Unconsciously, everyone began to pursue the ideal captain…

Dusk…

“How does this feel?” The old man Yuanwai asked.

“It feels good, Yossi! I’ll be the next one.” Xin Baha, wearing boxing gloves, touched his fists, and then roared with white eyes, “Give me death! Silver Time!”

But he didn’t wait. Xin Bajia’s fist touched the sandbag, and was smashed into the face by the fist that broke the sandbag from the sandbag, and the whole person flew out with a nosebleed.

Tama, who is the commentator of the memory outside the memory: It has become something completely different from Gintoki-sama.

“Hey, I’m talking about you,” Jinshi got out of the sandbag without a strand of gold. “What’s the fun of beating someone who can’t fight back? Is that a house of all things?”

Xiaoyu explained: The ideal made by everyone together To the captain, who surpassed the captain’s complete body,

“That kind of twisted signboard should be removed quickly. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com” Jin Shi, who came to Xin Ba Ha, leaned down and stretched out his hand, ” Stand up and come with me. Today is the birthday of the new master house!”

Xiaoyu: swallowed the silver light and turned into a dazzling golden light.

——Recalling the end of the dividing line——

Xiaoyu continued: “…Then things developed rapidly, he led the Master House to show his talents with his own skills, and his reputation gradually became known, and the Master House instantly became a hero on the street. This street, however, did not satisfy him after becoming a celebrity, and in order to carry out his sole mission of “representing Gintoki-sama”, he chose to become the captain of the real Master’s House.

In other words, Gintoki-sama’s existence was completely erased from everyone’s memory on this street.

”

Listening to Xiaoyu’s words, Yinshi suddenly thought of all the previous encounters…

Xiaoyu didn’t stop, “…with the help of a special hypnotic wave, he manipulated the memories in everyone’s brains, erased the memory of Lord Yinshi, and replaced the become a memory of oneself.

The reason why my memory with Dingchun-sama has not been erased is because his brainwashing is ineffective against robots and animals.

Do you understand?

Gintoki-sama, his…Kintoki’s purpose is to be a complete representative of the Master’s House captain!

That is, to become the real captain of the Master House!

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