Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 702
[Chapter 647: The Golden Time (6)]
“Stop it.”
Just as Dingba and Xiaoshiwan were arguing, Jin Shi’s voice came from behind them along with slow footsteps.
Hearing the sound, Dingba and Xiaoshiwan stopped their movements at the same time and looked back.
I saw-
Jin Shi, who came to the roof at an unknown time, rubbed his face with both hands like a laser rain, and walked towards Xiao Shi Wan, and at the same time, his mouth was still plausible.
“Although I don’t know what you are talking about, there is one thing I must say!” After speaking, Jin Shi, who had come to Xiaoshiwan, lifted his hair, raised both hands and said: ” It resonates deeply~”
Looking at Jin Shi, whose whole body changed into another appearance (a certain former women’s soccer player), Yin Shi just twitched with a black face and remained silent.
(Zawa Huixi, a former female football player in the island country, appeared in the promotional CM for the Japan premiere of the rise of the Planet of the Apes. She once proposed to resonate with the leader of the apes in the film, “the same inner entanglement before making up his mind as a captain.)
…
Looking at Jin Shi, who was still looking like that, and Xiao Shi Wan, who was sitting on his head, Kagura clenched his fists and exclaimed and praised:
“As expected of Aru Jin-chan! It resonated in an instant!”
At this moment, Yinshi finally came back to his senses and complained loudly: “Wait a minute! That’s not Jin Sang! It’s not the captain of the Master’s House at all! If you look closely, it’s another captain!”
Ignoring Yin Shi’s complaints, along with the sound of music, Jin Shi picked up the microphone he didn’t know where it came from and sang loudly like a concert.
“Then let’s all come together…
Then shine, UltraSoul!
!
”
“Hey!” ×5
“Ow~” × 1
“How did it become that everyone agreed to end with “UltraSoul”?
!
“Speaking, Yin Shi stretched out his hand and pointed to Yule and Dingchun, who had joined in at some point, and then complained, “And…Xiaoyu!”
Why did you even join in the fun!
”
…
When Yinshi and Xiaoyu and Dingchun’s “Master House SEPIA” failed repeatedly, Jiang Cheng in Yoshihara also encountered a little trouble…
No, it’s a little bit inaccurate to say that it’s a small trouble, it should be said that it’s a little bit…different treatment…
“That…” Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer holding a gamepad, squinted his eyes and turned to look at Baihua members kneeling behind him and Yueyong and the sun wheel in a wheelchair, and smiled. Sheng asked, “Is everyone busy today? Why have everyone been staring at me so closely since morning?”
“Indeed, if you feel it carefully, it seems to be a little different from the usual Jiang Cheng sama.”
“Is there? I feel like the usual Jiang Cheng sama.”
“Look at that, that, the usual Jiang Cheng sama’s ponytail has two more hairs than today’s ponytail.”
“Ah! If you say so, it is true!”
“Also, although he is still a scumbag who only knows how to play games in his room, he still feels that something is wrong.”
“That’s right, that scum… No, Jiang Cheng sama feels better.”
…
Listening to the whispers of Miss Baihua, Jiang Cheng’s temples silently burst into a blue vein, and he smiled and said without a smile: “Hey, although I don’t know what you are doing, who was talking about scumbag just now? And… who just called out the scum just now? In other words… how did you find out that the ponytail was short of two hairs!”
“It’s not just that the ponytail is missing two hairs,” said the outsider who had mixed in at some point, raising his hand.
“Jiang Cheng sama’s state was also a bit wrong last night, about three minutes and twenty seconds less than usual.”
Ge Ye Fuxiu, who had naturally infiltrated Baihua’s sister together with Wai Dao Maru, covered his mouth and said, “Yes, it usually takes longer~”
“But don’t worry, I think it’s probably just because of my bad condition yesterday.” Heidaomaru took over the words and continued, then got up and spread the quilt he carried with him on the floor next to him, “If possible, please ask Jiang Cheng to sama. Prove yourself.”
“My concubine also wants to prove Jiang Cheng’s sama’s innocence,” Ge Ye, who was also laying the quilt on the side, made an appearance of looking for Jiang Cheng, and then started to untie his waist with both hands, “If it is In order to prove Jiang Cheng Sama’s innocence, please use my body freely! Please don’t pity me!”
“Me too.” Wai Daomaru, who was already lying in the quilt, echoed.
“Then I’m welcome.” Jiang Cheng even took the quilt and threw Ge Ye and Wai Dao Maru out of the window with all his strength.
Ignoring the screams of the two and the “ding” sound that turned into a star, Jiang Cheng closed the window and went back to the computer to sit down.
But just sitting down, Miss Baihua, who had some doubts at first, changed their attitude and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
“Jiang Sung sama! It’s really a living Jiang Sung sama!”
“That’s right! This is Jiang Cheng’s sama!”
“Totally S, Jiang Cheng sama! Love you to death!”
“To treat that kind of woman with no mercy at all is exactly Jiang Cheng’s sama!”
“I believed in Jiang Cheng sama from the beginning!”
“Liar! You were the one who suspected Jiang Cheng’s sama the most just now! I’m the one who believed in Jiang Cheng’s sama from the very beginning!”
“No! It’s me!”
“it’s me!!”
…
Looking at the Baihua sisters who were about to hang on him and were still arguing, Jiang Cheng was still confused and asked, “Hey, what happened to you today? What are you talking about? Really? It’s very strange.”
“It has nothing to do with us,” explained a sister Baihua, who was holding Jiang Cheng’s right arm tightly for fear of being taken away. “It’s all the leaders said…”
Whoosh whoosh!
Several kunai stuck on the floor prevented the Miss Baihua from continuing to speak.
“That…” Jiang Cheng silently pulled out the Kunai stuck in the back of his head, and even brought out a few drops of blood, “Next time, please, can you aim a little more? Yueyue…”
Yueyong snorted and didn’t speak, but pushed the sun wheel and turned around and walked slowly towards the door.
“Did this woman take the wrong medicine today?” Jiang Cheng complained strangely, “What is the situation?”
A Miss Baihua explained: “To put it simply, the leader watched the episode where Duo OA Meng was replaced by his own shadow yesterday.”
“Huh?” Jiang Cheng was still confused, “What is it?”
“that is…”
The bitterness and silence of the swish once again stopped Miss Baihua from continuing to speak.
“Go on patrol, disbanded.” Yue Yong, who had just walked to the door, reminded lightly.
Hearing the sound, Miss Baihua reluctantly got up and dispersed.
…
On the street of Yoshihara, Yue Yong, who was leaning against the wall of Danzi Shop, frowned, as if thinking about something.
With a hot tea in his hand and a plate of dumplings on his lap, Sun Wheel smiled and said, “I think it’s probably just because you are too tired, Yueyue, and Jiang Chengsang is still the same as before.”
“No, I always feel that something is wrong.” Yueyong shook her head gently, “I always feel…”
“Oh! I see!” Sun Lun suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and smiled and continued, “Yueyue must have felt that Jiang Chengsang’s attitude towards you was a little cold recently, so she felt something was wrong, right?”
“That’s not it!” Yueyong blushed and complained vigorously with white eyes, “Who would be for such a reason! In other words, there is no such thing at all!”
“If not…” Said, Sun Rin raised the teacup and took a sip, then casually continued, “Then it is probably Yueyue, your nerves are too tense due to work, and it may be better to rest a little. a little.”
“No!” Yueyong retorted, and then racked her brains to find out what was wrong, “It’s that…this…it just doesn’t feel right anyway!”
The sun wheel slowly analyzed: “I feel that something is wrong. After racking my brains, I can’t find anything wrong. That is, there is nothing wrong. Maybe you are really tired recently. Why don’t you take a good rest?”
“I’ve already said that!” Yue Yong retorted a little frantically, but then suddenly thought of something, “I thought of it! Something is wrong with that idiot… I finally thought of it!”
“What is it?”
“Voice… sexual harassment!” Yue Yong replied solemnly.
After Sun Lun was silent for a long time, he smiled reluctantly and spoke to comfort: “That… I will arrange Baihua’s patrol mission in the past few days, Yueyue, you can go and have a good rest.”
“I said it has nothing to do with taking a good rest!” Yue Yong retorted indignantly, then calmed down and said slowly, “At least that idiot always talks about sexual harassment. topic, but the fire at that time was slightly different from the fire caused by him saying that in the past two days.”
“I don’t understand what you’re talking about…” Sun Lun smiled awkwardly and complained, “But then again, Jiang Chengsang turned out to be such a person, is it verbal sexual harassment?”
“No, no, it sounds like it, but it’s just because that person is an idiot.” Yueyong subconsciously defended Jiang Cheng.
“That… Yueyue, what are you talking about?”
“No, don’t worry about it.” Yueyong, who realized that she had just been quick to defend herself, had a somewhat unnatural look on her face.
Then he continued: “But these two days feel a little different. Although I say the same things and do the same things as usual, this fire is slightly different from the previous fire.”
After thinking about it for a while, Rilun smiled again and raised an index finger: “In short, Jiang Chengsang’s verbal sexual harassment was like casually spoken by someone he liked, but now It feels like it’s coming out of a stranger’s mouth. Right?”
“Ah, that’s right.” Yue Yong nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, blushing and loudly defending: “No—!! It’s not what you said at all! Who would? I like that kind of man! At most, it’s just like an acquaintance!”
“Yueyue… I think it’s better for you to take a rest.” Sun Lun kindly suggested.
Just as Yueyong was about to refute, she suddenly heard a commotion under a tall building not far away, as if… a crowd had gathered.
When Yueyong took a closer look, her pupils could not help shrinking – I saw a wandering girl in a pink embroidered kimono and glasses standing alone on the edge of the roof of the building.
“That…that is…!!”
A Miss Baihua who ran over reported: “Boss! I heard that the guest I liked was snatched by another wandering girl, so that wandering girl wanted to commit suicide!”
Hearing the sound, Yue Yong’s face was clearly relieved.
The sun wheel, who noticed it, asked, “Hey? Why is there a sigh of relief on your face, Yueyue?”
“Is there?” Yueyong pretended to be calm and replied, “No, I didn’t think it might be related to that idiot. Absolutely not.”
Ri Lun smiled embarrassedly and complained: “Yueyue, you are less and less self-advised on the topic of Jiang Chengsang…”
“I’ve already said that I haven’t thought about it that much!!” Yue Yong shouted, and then coughed twice, “No way, I can only ask Kagura and them for this kind of thing.”
…
Three o’clock in the afternoon.
More and more people gathered in front of the building, but fortunately, they didn’t shout “Why don’t you dance?”, “Hurry up! Don’t waste time! I’m still in a hurry. Going to work!”, “Will you jump or not! Jump faster!”, “Just a second, hurry up girl!” and other scumbags holding up their mobile phones and preparing to post news.
Instead, one by one, they were kindly persuading the girl on the roof not to do stupid things.
“Come on! Calm down!” shouted a crowd of onlookers.
“Don’t come here! Come over and I’ll jump off!” The girl shouted excitedly.
In the crowd, standing in front of Kagura and Shinpachi, Yueyong, holding a cigarette pipe in his hand, explained helplessly, “I heard that the guest I like was taken away by another girl. I really don’t understand the ambiguity between them, it’s nerve-racking.”
“After all, my uncle just likes Oupai.” Kagura nodded and said, “To be honest, I say that my uncle has had a lot of love affairs, but those are definitely only for Oupai. Love or something, absolutely nothing. Seriously talked about Aru!”
“It has nothing to do with that idiot!” Yue Yong retorted excitedly, “Why do you say that idiot at this time?!”
“But then again, what about Jiang Chengsang?” Xin Bazhu looked around.
“I told you not to talk about that idiot again!” Yue Yong shouted with white eyes, and then calmed down, pouted the corners of his mouth and continued, “Probably playing games in the room.”
At this moment, a naturally curly silver hair with depression written all over his face came to the side of the girl who was about to jump off the building and put the wine glass in his hand on the fence.
“I’m a little depressed,” Yin Shi said, staring at the wine glass in his hand without looking up, “I want to be alone for a while, can I trouble you to walk away?”
“The real melancholy guy has appeared!!” Shinba groaned.
At this time, Jin Shi, who came to the other side of the traveling girl, put a pot of herbal tea on the fence and said at the same time, “Calm down, can you accompany me for a cup of tea before you die?”
“Jin Sang is also here!!”
[Lord Gintoki, it is going to be a direct confrontation, and there is absolutely no way to lose here!
】Now Xiaoyu in the crowd…or Yule stopped in front of her chest with both hands in her hands, cheering for Yinshi in her heart.
When the girl standing on the fence turned to look at Jin, she spoke fiercely: “Don’t come near me again! Leave me alone!”
Jin Shi replied: “A guy who wants to be left alone will not choose such a gorgeous way to die.”
“Because I want to see this blue sky at the end, the deep blue sky that reflects my heart.” Gintoki murmured with his head lowered.
“There is one person who has no intention of persuading her at all! He just wants to jump off first!” Xin Ba Hao complained again.
Jin Shi closed his eyes and continued with a soft expression: “Tell me about it, some words are easier to say to strangers.”
“It’s no use telling you…” Yin Shi silently turned his face away from his gloomy expression.
“I didn’t ask you!!” Xin Baji struggled to complain with his blue veins bursting.
“Then let me listen and talk.” Yueyong raised her face and shouted.
“I didn’t ask you either!!” Xin Baha reminded a little frantically, turning his face to the side.
“That…” The wandering girl standing on the fence turned her face to Gintoki and said, “Although I’m not very suitable, I will bring you the souvenirs of Hades, just tell me.”
“Are you coming too?!”
As soon as Xin Baji’s voice fell, the crowd suddenly became commotion again.
“Yes, little brother! Speak it out! Cheer up!”
“Don’t admit defeat—!”
“Calm down–!”
…
Looking at the crowd who kept shouting and persuading the guide to solve the problem, Xin Ba Hao complained again: “Hey, what’s the situation now? Who are you trying to help!”
“It’s so noisy!” Yin Shi shouted angrily, “Don’t be so gentle to me! I’ll cry for you!”
Saying that, Gintoki put down the wine glass in his hand, and climbed up a little bit with his hands on the fence, “Finally… It’s great to meet people like you who treat me gently even if you don’t know me…”
“Wait! Brother!”
Voices from the crowd exhorting Gintoki came one after another.
But at this moment, looking at the silver dawdling on the fence, Xiaoyu suddenly noticed something, and thought in her heart: [No, no, people who want to commit suicide usually only care about themselves, and have no time to think about other people’s affairs. At this time, if you see someone more unfortunate than yourself, you will feel sympathetic to others and stop suicide.
】
Thinking about it, Xiaoyu suddenly found that Yin Shi had stood up at this time, turned around very quickly and rushed in the direction of the wandering girl, and then thought to herself: [That is… a trick!
With an ability to understand subtle human emotions that robots don’t have, silver… wins over gold!
】
But the next moment…
“Ah! I’m sorry!!” Yin Shi jumped up and kicked Jin Shi with both feet, “My heart is too heavy and I accidentally slipped!”
Xiaoyu: …
Upstairs, at this critical moment, You Nv… No, it should be said that Xiao Yuan rushed in front of Jin Shi, and opened his hands to block Jin Shi.
Looking at the wig falling, revealing the original appearance of the little ape, Ginshi was still in the air in an instant, the whole person was not well, showing a constipated expression.
[Original, so it’s you!
!
】
Snapped!
!
Yin Shi, who was too late to brake, kicked Xiao Ape directly and kicked him downstairs.
“Yah-!!” Little Ape screamed, “I just wanted to get Jin Sang’s attention a little!”
“Little ape!” Yin Shi shouted.
“Hmph, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Yin Shi, now you are completely finished…” Jin Shi said with a light snort.
However, Jin Shi suddenly opened his eyes, because Jin Shi saw that Yin Shi jumped down without hesitation at all.
When looking at Gin, who was running to catch up with Little Ape on the wall, and grabbed Little Monkey’s hand, Shinhachi and the others also showed expressions of disbelief and horror.
Looking at Yinshi who was about to land, Xiaoyu took a step forward and shouted, “Master Yinshi——!!”
But at this moment, an umbrella flew straight from a distance, the end of the umbrella was directly inserted into the clothes on Yinshi’s shoulder, and it was firmly nailed to the wall with Yinshi.
boom!
!
“Ugh!” He spit out a mouthful of blood when his back slammed against the solid wall of silver, and then cursed with white eyes in the direction the umbrella flew from, “Bastard! It’s like this every time! Change it to a gentle one. Is there no way to do it?! I don’t know if I was saved or not! Don’t you feel uncomfortable if you don’t let people break two bones or something?!”
Just after finishing speaking, Yin Shi suddenly found something again, smiled softly, and his expression gradually softened.
That was—— Kagura, Dingchun, and Shinbaha, who were in the position under him at this time, were still maintaining their pick-up actions.
“What a mess!” came a reproach from the crowd.
“It’s not a mess,” Yin Shi muttered as he looked at the two people who were still picking up people at his feet, “because I knew you would definitely come to save me, and the consequences would be a little more serious. Now it’s the consequences. There can’t be more serious consequences than now…”
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