Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 699

[Chapter 644 : Idiots also have various colors!]

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who were leaving slowly, Yin Shi did not recover for a long time.

[This is not a simple thing of being forgotten, my existence is completely erased from this street…!

What Sakata Gintoki has done so far, the proof of his life, was completely taken away by that man… Sakata Gintoki!

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“What’s wrong with you?” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was frowning with his eyes closed, as if he was thinking.

“Ah, I always feel that something is wrong.” Jiang Cheng raised his face slightly and murmured while pinching his chin, “Although I searched through my memory and couldn’t find anything wrong, I still felt that something was wrong. The natural volume that makes people popular, and Jin Shi, I always feel that there is some sense of disobedience.”

“where?”

Jiang Cheng continued: “I just think that the natural volume just now is a little bit like Jin Shi. But then again, when did Jin Shi become what it is now? It felt more unreliable in the past. ”

“Don’t think that others are like you and haven’t grown up for so long.” Yueyong pouted and complained, “That’s it, that one, growing up. Maybe that man has grown after two million words. .”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng was still puzzled.

Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng like an idiot, and continued, “Is there any other possibility besides this?”

“That’s true,” Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and smiled naively, “that’s the only possibility. Besides, it doesn’t matter what color of light it is.”

Yueyong replied mercilessly: “Indeed, it is the most difficult thing in this world to dye a hopeless idiot like you with gold, silver, or some other color.”

“Hello? What do you mean? What do you mean by idiot?” Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy, and shouted angrily, “In your eyes, am I just an idiot?!”

“In my opinion, you are all idiots,” Yueyong snorted disdainfully and replied casually, “It’s just that you are even more hopeless.”

“I’m really going to be angry.” Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and said without a smile, the blue veins on his face were still hopping.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng’s displeasure, Yueyong thought to herself: [The seemingly colorless but able to accommodate all colors that won’t be stained with any color, this is what I see… this man.

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“Ignore?! Ignore me?! I said you, you’ve been really rude recently! Smelly woman!”

“Noisy!” Yueyong scolded angrily, and at the same time, the Kuwu in his left hand stabbed Jiang Cheng’s head fiercely.

As for where Kunai came from, there is no need to delve into it, it can be regarded as taught by ninjas.

Sometimes Jiang Chengcheng even suspected that Yueyong had kunai hidden all over her body.

In the cuffs, in the arms, on the thighs, the waist, in the hair, at least these places are definitely hidden by Jiang Cheng. As for why, Jiang Cheng knew all about it at that time… No, he was tied.

However, there are also doubts. For example, when I went to the swimming pool to play before, where did Yueyong, who was only wearing a swimsuit, take out the Kunai?

It remains a mystery to this day.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground in a large shape, with Kuai’s forehead still spewing blood, but looking at Jiang Cheng on his head as if nothing was wrong, Yue Yong’s face couldn’t help but burst into several streaks. Blue veins, and at the same time, the forehead has also been black.

“Hey, what are you looking at? Do you really want to die?” Yue Yong said coldly.

“No, it’s just that I’m not used to it.”

Jiang Cheng pulled the kunai from his head, slowly got up, and patted the dust on his body like a normal person.

The next moment, Jiang Cheng smiled again and raised an index finger,

“This is the first time I’ve seen Yueyue wear not black…”

Yue Yong, who instantly thought of something and blushed instantly, got up and jumped up without a moment’s hesitation, with white eyes and a face of shame and anger, she stopped Jiang Cheng from continuing to speak at the same time.

The method of blocking is also very simple and rude.

As for the method, we can ask for a scream and fly out ten meters away and smash all the shops on the side of the road, then struggle to get up and get up, the shoe prints on the left and right faces are very symmetrical, squinting eyes Jiang Cheng, who didn’t laugh, even the blue veins on his forehead were still beating, came to answer this question.

However, it is clear that the other party does not want to answer this question so much…

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The time has come that night.

In a small izakaya in Kabukicho, Gintoki sitting in front of the counter was drinking two plates of oden. Although he wasn’t completely drunk, he was at least at the level of unconsciousness.

Shaking the tenth bottle of hot wine that was already empty in his hand, Yin Shi hiccupped, stared drunkenly at the boss at the counter, and said speechlessly, “Dad, have another glass of wine that is enough to erase my memory.”

Looking at Yin Shi’s drunken appearance, the shop owner said kindly, “Guest, let’s stop here today.”

Yin Shi slumped on the table, curled the corners of his mouth, and said with a little impatience and annoyance in his tone: “Money is not a problem, anyway, you will also forget my credit.”

“what are you talking about?”

As soon as the shop owner finished speaking, Jin Shi, who was dressed in casual clothes, sat down in the empty seat on the left of Yin Shi and put the money on the counter at the same time.

Jin Shi pointed to Yin Shi with his thumb and instructed: “Dad, have a cup of hot wine, and also give this little brother a cup.”

“Ah, thank you.” The shop owner greeted quickly.

Jin Shi continued in a familiar tone to himself: “There are times when men can’t last without a drink, right? Brother? What happened?”

Because he was drunk, he didn’t hear Jin Shi’s voice at all, and Yin Shi buried his head on the table and replied in a casual and helpless tone, “Nothing happened, It’s just nothing. Really… nothing.”

“Have you lost all bets on horses?” Jin Shi asked casually while pouring wine.

“Ah, yes, that’s it. Take the big gamble of your life and lose it all overnight.”

When Jin held the wine glass full of wine, there was always a faint smile on his face, “Before reaching the finish line, was everything taken away by the golden horse catching up behind you?”

At this time, Yin Shi turned his face to the side, raised his eyes and glanced at Jin Shi. When he saw Jin Shi sitting beside him, his eyes widened unconsciously, and the drunkenness just now disappeared instantly. No trace.

“Yes… it’s you!!” Yin Shi got up instantly, and his expression became a little fierce.

“Calm down, brother.” Jin Shi shrugged his shoulders and said casually, “I’m here to drink with you and want to reconcile. Well, let’s sit down and have a drink first.”

“Stop joking with me!”

As soon as Yin Shi’s voice fell, his head was firmly pressed against the counter by Jin Shi with one hand.

boom!

!

The whole table trembled, and the wooden table top was smashed by Yinshi’s head.

“Didn’t you hear Lao Tzu call you a drink?”

Jin Shi lowered his eyes and glanced at Yin Shi, his voice and expression did not have the slightest warmth, and he was completely different from the previous self!

At the same time, the guests who saw the dispute got up and ran out one by one in panic.

Immediately afterwards, the store owner also ran out of the store in panic.

“You…” Yin Shi struggled to turn his face to look at Jin Shi, gritted his teeth and said, “Who the hell are you bastard?!”

Saying that, Yin Shi seized the opportunity and kicked the stool under Jin Shi’s buttocks.

Yin Shi, who kicked the stool into the air, stood up and said to Jin Shi, who jumped steadily and landed on the stool behind him, “What the hell did you do to Xin Bazhu and the others?!”

Jin Shi sat down on the stool like nothing, shrugged his shoulders, and replied casually, “I didn’t do anything, just as you saw, that’s the truth.”

“What a joke!!” Yin Shi retorted loudly, “Those are all things I have done! In their memory, it’s just me or not you!”

“Who else can prove it for you?” Jin Shi, who was leaning against the counter, said casually, “Only you are convinced, and others don’t even remember who you are. Is that what you think? ? [Did I make everyone hallucinate…], but why not think about it the other way around?”

Said, Jin Shi hooked the corner of his mouth lightly and looked at Yin Shi, “Actually, it is only you who is strange, and what you have experienced so far is an illusion.”

Hearing this, Gintoki opened his eyes again involuntarily.

Jin Shi closed his eyes and said to himself: “…You hid in the corner and silently watched my active figure, and unknowingly overlapped yourself with me. The memories you have may be just It’s just your own delusion.”

“How could something like that happen…”

Jin Shi interrupted Yin Shi’s words again, “You will say that, you are the only one in this world. Don’t you understand? It’s you who has become strange, you are the only one who is talking nonsense there. Did you see that too? Even without you, the world still works, probably much more smoothly than in your delusions.

No matter what, this is the reality, no one will look at you directly, and no one will need a person like you.

Because I am here.

So I don’t need you here…”

After he finished speaking, Jin Shi never looked at Yin Shi again, and after slapping a stack of money on the counter, he turned around and stepped out of the store door and took the sliding door.

After that, after a long silence with his head down, Yin Shi turned around and opened the sliding door and stepped out of the store. After putting the sliding door on, he joined the flow of people coming and going on the street in despair. to where…

However, whether it was gold or silver, I didn’t notice that in the small izakaya, the orange-haired ponytail man sitting in the corner was drinking and pouring himself from the beginning to the end.

Maybe it’s because, as Yueyong thought, this man is colorless, no matter whether it is gold or silver, there is no way for him to be stained with other colors.

In other words, the golden light and the silver light just filled the tavern at the same time, but once they left, the tavern returned to its original “colorless” state, leaving nothing behind…

Chi-

Stepping into the izakaya, Xiaoyu, holding a mop in both hands, walked straight to Jiang Cheng’s position.

“Yo, here it is. Xiaoyu.” Jiang Cheng raised his head, squinted and smiled at Xiaoyu.

“Lord Jiang Cheng,” Xiaoyu said, “you should already know everything, right? You are the only one who can stop Jin Shi before the situation worsens.”

“Why stop it?” Jiang Cheng asked back with interest, then raised an index finger and said with a smile, “Doesn’t it sound interesting?”

“Jiang Chengda…” Xiaoyu just thought but said, but was interrupted by Yueyong who didn’t know when.

“I thought I was going somewhere,” Yueyong put one hand around her chest, held the cigarette stick lightly with the other hand, and exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke, “It turned out to be a private meeting with a woman in such a place.”

“Please don’t get me wrong, Lord Yueyong.” Xiaoyu turned around and said in defense, “I have no interest in Lord Jiang Cheng’s [beep——] and [beep——] and [beep——]. I just want to find Lord Jiang Cheng.”

“It’s hard to do, boss~” Jiang Cheng shrugged and looked helplessly at the shop owner who was cleaning up the counter.

“Guest, I just have a little experience with this kind of thing,” the shop owner leaned down and whispered in Jiang Cheng’s ear, “Don’t say anything, just hurry up and run while the two women are fighting. That’s alright. Otherwise, they may unite to clean you up! When your wife comes home, just kneel down and admit her mistake, if you have a better attitude, your life can be saved!”

“I really can’t underestimate the owner of an izakaya. He even has experience with this kind of thing…” Jiang Cheng got up and took out a ten-thousand-dollar bill, then turned around and walked in the direction of Yueyong and Xiaoyu, “But, Sorry, that’s not the kind of question you just asked.”

With that said, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the store first, “Xiaoyu, I’ll ask you to comfort the abandoned first wife, Yueyue, go.”

“Lord Jiang Cheng…” Xiaoyu wanted to say something, but finally stopped.

tick…

Jiang Cheng, who was hit by a raindrop on his shoulder, raised his head to look at the night sky, “It’s raining…”

“Go back soon!” Yueyong said angrily, and at the same time kicked Jiang Cheng’s ass.

“Are you wearing high-heeled shoes?” Jiang Cheng stood up after staggering two steps. He turned around and complained expressionlessly, “What do you want to do to the protagonist?”

“Cut!” Yueyong turned her face away and spat lightly.

“Let’s go back.”

Jiang Cheng opened his umbrella, raised his face and murmured this lightly, and then started to leave, but before he could take a step, Jiang Cheng found Yueyong who was standing under the umbrella very naturally.

Jiang Cheng: …

Yueyong, who was stared at by Jiang Cheng, retorted with a blushing face and white eyes: “No way! After all, there is only one umbrella! And you are a man, right? If you are a man, you should give the umbrella to a woman!”

Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously: “When did you guy completely forget the setting of being a man inside?”

“Want to die?”

Jiang Cheng didn’t say anything, just pouted the corners of his mouth in annoyance, and then started slowly.

At the same time, Yueyong moved her own pace with a calm expression on her face, but…whether her heart is as calm as her face is difficult for anyone other than herself to know.

In the atmosphere of the same silence between the two, the two slowly walked towards Yoshihara…

However, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped.

Yueyong also stopped, but before Yueyong could ask anything, she suddenly saw a love hotel beside her!

At such a moment, alone, or on a rainy day, how can Yueyong not be distracted?

“You…you…you…you’re going to…do…do…” Yueyong blushed and couldn’t say a complete sentence for a long time.

“What’s wrong with you?” Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong suspiciously, “Why do you feel so nervous?”

“No…No!” Yueyong shook her head hastily, coughed twice, then blushed and said calmly, “Cough! I’m not nervous at all, I just didn’t expect it to be chosen at such a time, so I’m a little surprised. But there’s only one point, and the next 200 million will give me a lot of money.”

“200 million? Why?” Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

“What kind of woman do you take me for!” Yueyong shouted with white eyes, “I’m not the same as those women before you! It’s not just because of your face…that’s what!”

“Ha? What the hell are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng still looked puzzled, and then handed the umbrella to Yueyong, “I just suddenly remembered something urgent and wanted you to go back first. ”

Looking at the umbrella in her hand, Yueyong… fell silent.

“Don’t break it.” With that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked into the rain, then raised his hand and waved behind him, “Goodbye, I’ll be back in a while.”

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Late at night, Jiang Cheng, who returned to Yoshihara in the rain, just walked to the door of his room, and what he saw was Yue Yong who was holding an umbrella and waiting at the door of his room.

“Here.” Yueyong stretched out the umbrella in her hand towards Jiang Cheng, “Give it back to you.”

“It’s work.” After answering casually, Jiang Cheng reached out and held his umbrella.

But… at this moment, Yue Yong suddenly felt as if there was something wrong, or sensed a very slight sense of disobedience, but it was fleeting.

“What’s wrong? Has TAMA been used too much?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

In an instant, a vertical blue vein appeared on Yueyong’s cheek.

“I think it’s your TAMA that is overused!”

Saying that, Yueyong let go of her hand, then turned around and left slowly.

“I’m going back.”

Standing at the door of the room, Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong’s back lightly, smiled softly, opened the door of the living room and walked in.

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In the middle of the rainy night, in the alley full of domestic garbage, only shorts are left, the dirty natural rolls with their heads down and planted in the garbage… There seems to be no sense of disobedience.

“Ow~”

“It’s so noisy, wild dog, don’t bother me.” Yin Shi said, “Let’s throw away the tricks like me.”

“Ow~Ow~”

Yin Shi turned over and sat up, and said unhappily: “I said don’t bother me and let me cool down, you didn’t hear…”

Before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi’s voice stopped abruptly, and at the same time, his eyes widened unconsciously…

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