Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 687
[Chapter 632 : The more you want to cry, the more you have to laugh!]
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“That…that, Mr. Yuanwai!” As if he had made up his mind, he turned to the old man of Yuanwai and said, “Brother Ayi, sure enough…” After hearing the
sound, the old man of Yuanwai was silent for two seconds. Only then did he speak slowly: “The human heart has stopped working, and all bodily functions are supported by the right half of the body. That is to say, it is now in a state of relying on machinery to survive.”
After that, the old man outside Yuan stepped out of the room. The door closed softly at the same time.
In the room, A Miao, who was kneeling in front of the quilt, and Xin Baha, who was standing beside her, kept their original movements. The eyes of the two showed the same sadness, and they remained silent for a long time.
“I thought he finally came back…” Xin Baha lowered his head and said softly, “It’s too cruel, you can’t live without relying on machinery… This kind of thing is really…”
At this time , A Miao interrupted Xin Ba Hao’s words without looking back: “Xin Jiang, no matter what he turns into, big brother is still big brother, and also, can’t let him see such an expression? Have you forgotten? The promise with my eldest brother…”
——Recalling the exclusive dividing line——
“How many times have you said it?” In the
yard, A Miao (when she was a child), who was carrying a bamboo sword for practice, looked in front of her, who was shorter than herself and held a hand. The new Bazhu (when he was a child) with Zhujian lowered his head complained, his tone was slightly serious.
“Whether it’s swinging the sword or doing other things, didn’t I say that the posture must be correct? I think that there is an axis in my body, and the body must make a circular motion around that axis!”
Looking at A Miao With that serious expression on his face, after Xinbaha sobbed twice, he raised his face and started howling loudly.
“I don’t understand! Sister, because there is no axis in my body!”
Looking at her younger brother who was still crying in front of her, A Miao frowned and complained, “Really, didn’t you say you can’t cry? Are you still the son of a samurai? Xinjiang.”
“But…” Shin Baha said with a weeping voice.
“There is no but! There is no Masamune!” A Miao interrupted Xin Baha’s words instantly.
At this time, the apprentice who was practicing sword swinging in the house was attracted by the noisy siblings in the courtyard.
“Ahahaha, it’s noisy again, little devils.”
But at this moment, a serious reprimand suddenly came from the yard.
“Hey! Where are you doing?!”
After seeing the middle-aged man walking towards Sister A Miao, the two apprentices who were slack off exclaimed that it was not good and quickly turned around and swung their swords attentively.
In the yard, after hearing the middle-aged man’s voice, A Miao turned around and said to the middle-aged man, Shimura Jian: “Father, father, please tell him a few words, Xinjiang knows how to cry, and always cry. Nonstop. Everyone laughed at him for being too loud, shameful.”
Boom!
Boom!
Shimura Ken, who hit each of the siblings with his fists, reprimanded: “You two are very noisy!”
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At dusk, A Miao, who was sitting on the wooden steps under the eaves in front of the door, was still sobbing. , Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, hugged his knees and buried his head, sobbing the same way.
But at this moment, a young man’s laughter suddenly came from behind the two.
“Ahahahahaha!!”
Hearing the sound, A Miao and Xin Baha looked back.
The owner of the laughter, Omiichi, who was a teenager, walked over to the pair of siblings with a bamboo sword for practice, and at the same time said with a
carefree voice, “It’s really a pair of siblings who love to cry, why? I cried. Do you have any wages? Then I’ll give you wages too, lol!”
“Uh…”
“Aichi-ge…”
As soon as Omi put down the bamboo sword in her hand, she walked slowly behind the two of them. After squatting down, both hands were placed on the shoulders of the two of them.
“Listen to you two, the so-called tears are a kind of convenience that can wash away pain and sadness. However, one day, when you grow up, you will realize that there are many things in life. There is a great sadness that can’t be washed away by tears, and there is also a heavy pain that cannot be shed by tears.”
Saying that, Omi raised her face and looked up at the sky, her eyes resolute.
“So! People who are really strong will laugh the more they want to cry, bear all the pain and grief, and still walk with them with a smile! If you want to cry now, cry, but one day you will The two of them also want to become such powerful warriors.”
“Is that so…” A Miao suddenly thought of something and said, “That’s why Big Brother is always smiling.”
“I… I also want to become as powerful as Aichi-ge. !” Shinbaha said, clenching his fists.
“Soga!” Oomi suggested with a smile, “Then don’t practice kendo today, let’s practice laughing together! Ah ha ha ha ha!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
” Appearance, after A Miao was stunned for a moment, she also grinned and practiced laughing.
In the same way, Shin Baha laughed.
“Wow hahahahaha!”
” Yahhahahahaha!” “Be louder! Amy!
”
“It’s so tender! New boy, be like me! Woah-hiahiahiahiahiahia-!!”
At this time , Shimura Jian who came behind the three of them unknowingly raised the bamboo sword in his hand involuntarily.
“You three are so noisy!!”
Slap!
Snapped!
Snapped!
After Shimura Jian left, Omiichi and A Miao each lay on the ground with a big bag on their head and did not get up for a long time.
“No…” Omi struggled to raise her head, reached out and touched the big bag on her head with tears in her eyes, “I can’t forget this pain even if I cry.”
Slowly getting up, sister A Miao, who also had tears in the corners of their eyes because of the pain, looked at Oomi in front of her and couldn’t help laughing, leaving the pain behind.
One picks up one, one infects the other…
“Hahahaha…” ——The
dividing line at the end of the memory——
“…No matter what form, we will meet Big Brother Oomi again.” A Miao’s eyes Looking softly at Omiichi, who was still sleeping, “I saw that smiling face again, that’s all…”
After saying that, A Miao turned her head to look at Xin Ba Ha, her eyes narrowed with a smile on her face.
“…Isn’t that enough?”
Seeing A Miao’s slightly reluctant smile, Xin Baha murmured softly.
“Sister…”
Outside the door, Jiang Cheng, who was sitting under the eaves, remained silent and no one spoke first.
Kondo and Kubei were the first to get up. As if they had made an appointment, they got up at the same time and walked slowly towards the gate at the same time.
Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Kagura watched the two walk away slowly, and the two of them turned their heads almost at the same time on the way, showing whether they were crying or not, and even a little bit of lovelessness.
Gintoki and Kagura didn’t look at each other until they started again until they disappeared.
“It’s time for me to go back too.”
Jiang Cheng picked up Qingtai, who was still in a coma after eating some indigestible highly toxic substances.
Yin Shi raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng’s back, who was walking at a random pace. His eyes were completely inactive all year round, and he couldn’t tell what he was thinking at all.
“Silver sauce?” Kagura called out in confusion.
Hearing the sound, Yin Shi glanced at Le and shrugged casually.
It’s midnight…
Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng room.
Sitting on the ground, Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, chose to restart the game, and said without turning his head, “I don’t remember that you didn’t come in through the main entrance, but sneaked in from somewhere else. It’s the habit of coming to someone else’s house, Ginshi.” I
don’t know when, who was lying on the floor looking at Ginshi in a photo book found in Jiang Cheng’s room, slowly sat up and said The photo book was naturally pushed into his chest.
“Is it… an acquaintance of yours?” Gintoki asked casually, pinching his nostrils.
“Who?” Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.
Yin Shi curled the corners of his mouth and said with a trace of displeasure: “You are so annoying at all times.”
“The same is true for you, no matter when you are naturally curly.”
Yin Shi’s face suddenly burst into flames. Qingjin: “What does it mean to always have a natural curl? Does it mean that I hate it as much as a natural curl?”
“Yinshi…” Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Yinshi in disbelief, “You…today’s [ Natural Scroll] turned out to be… It’s actually a little better!”
“Don’t say it like some kind of virus! Bastard!!” Yin Shi clenched his fists, stood up and cursed with white eyes, “And [Natural Scroll] What kind of evolution is it?! What kind of evolution is it! No, it feels more like degeneration!”
“Ah, [natural curling] has degenerated a little bit.” Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and revealed a face of surprise.
“Want to die?”
“Go on, Gintoki.” Jiang Cheng encouraged, “If you continue at this speed, you may become a human again in the next life.”
“It’s been too long!!” Gintoki With a burst of blue veins, he cursed.
“Ah~” Jiang Cheng stretched his waist as he stood up, “Goodbye, I’m no longer a human being.”
Yin Shi, who forcibly suppressed his anger, glanced at Jiang Cheng again: “What’s going on with that man? You should be clear about it, right?
” , “I’m not a mechanic. I’ve said that I don’t know each other. I don’t have an acquaintance who is half a robot.”
“No, don’t you like robots the most?” Yin Shi replied casually, picking his nostrils. “So I wondered if you were shot through the thigh by the laser from the right half of the man’s right body when you were in the universe.”
“Ah! I found a wild natural scroll!” Jiang Cheng pointed out the window and pretended to be surprised. He shouted loudly, and then took advantage of Yin Shi to be stunned for a moment, and kicked him out of the window with one foot.
After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window casually, ignoring Yin Shi who was planted head down on the street and still twitching from time to time.
…
The next morning, Zhenxuan set up a colony.
For some reason, the Shinsuan team members were running around in panic everywhere.
Looking at Kondo, who was holding his knees and huddled under the quilt, Shi Shi, who was holding a cigarette, said lightly, “Where have you been? To tell the truth, something big has happened now. If you are not careful, the earth may end. Okay
.”
“Huh—is that so?” Kondo still curled up in the quilt and didn’t move, “Isn’t this good? Anyway, I’m finished, and my relationship is also finished, it’s better for everyone to be finished together. What.”
“It feels like the comforting mode is on again.” Zongwu squinted at Shidou and glanced at Shishi who was beside him, and said with some disgust, “I absolutely don’t want to listen to him.” Shi Shi
lowered his head and sighed.
“The trouble is dead, let’s talk about the key points and go to work.”
…
On the other side, the Yagyu family.
“Young Master—!” Dongcheng hurriedly ran to the door of Jiubingwei’s house while shouting, and opened the door of Jiubingwei’s house, “I said where have you been so far? Now something big has happened to Edo!”
But just after he finished speaking, looking at Kubei, who was kneeling on the floor in white clothes and had a dagger to cut his belly, Dongcheng’s whole body felt bad in an instant.
“There’s something big here too-!!”
“I feel disgusted with myself.” Jiubingwei closed his eyes slowly, and then slowly opened his eyes, “I actually want to obliterate what A Miao cherishes so much. Existence, the one who should be obliterated should be so filthy!!”
Looking at Jiubingwei who picked up the dagger for cutting the abdomen, Dongcheng stepped forward without any hesitation, came to the back of Jiubingwei and set up Jiubingwei arm.
“Calm down! Young Master!” Dongcheng stopped him, “Watch TV! TV! It’s all human beings who are about to be wiped out!”
“Don’t touch me!!” It hit the wall beside it.
boom!
!
“Ugh!” Dongcheng, who had smashed the entire wall, cried out in pain, “Ah, exposed…”
…
Yoshihara.
Awakened by the noise on the street, Jiang Cheng came to the window wearing pajamas and yawning.
“What are you doing? It’s so noisy in the morning… ah!”
Jiang Cheng, who was in the middle of his forehead, rolled his eyes and fell behind him.
Yue Yongbai, who was directing evacuation downstairs, shouted indignantly, “What time do you still have the heart to sleep!”
Jiang Cheng pulled off the Kuwu from his forehead and got up, went to the window again, and looked at the Miss Baihua, who was guiding the girls to evacuate on the street, asked casually.
“What’s wrong? Is the earth about to be destroyed?”
A Miss Baihua ran over and reported to Yueyong: “Boss! The machine that controls the sky over Yoshihara is too old to be able to move!”
“Take that idiot!” Yueyong pointed to the upstairs window and just turned around Jiang Cheng, who was about to go to sleep, said to Miss Baihua.
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Edo, Kabukicho, Mechanic Hall.
Yin Shi, who was attached to the door frame, put a kimono in his pocket and asked the old man Yuanwai who was busy with something in the house.
“Have you found any problem? Call me to a place like this.”
“Actually, I found something while examining his body,” said the old man Yuanwai without looking back, “Well, but I I can’t do anything about it and put it on hold.”
“Huh? What did you just say?”
“In that semi-mechanized body, a time-activated interstellar wave laser cannon is implanted. The target is the planets of the Planetary Alliance. Once launched, It will become the earth and start a war against the whole galaxy…”
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