Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 688

[Chapter 633 : Squatting at home and punks!]

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Piyi Mengxing, the developer of interstellar wave laser cannons.

In other words, a planet unrivaled in the manufacture of laser cannons.

A few days ago, the bill proposed by the Earth to the Planetary Alliance [due to the difficulty of controlling the interstellar wave laser cannon, which requires prohibiting the production and import and export of this weapon] has been passed.

This behavior of the earth completely angered the developer of the interstellar wave laser cannon, Piyi Mengxing, and even regarded the earth as a thorn in the side and drove the spacecraft to sneak over the earth.

Because of this, this group of dwarfs wearing masks in the name of terrorists appeared on the live TV screen in Jiang Cheng’s room——

[You people on Earth don’t seem to understand how much benefit the use of laser cannons will bring to the country.

]

[So, for you to experience it for yourself, we have a great gift.

]

…

[There are still twenty-four hours before the laser cannons are activated, and if you have been hesitating, tomorrow will be the day of Star Wars.

From then on, it will be engraved in the history of the universe… no, in people’s memory.

]

[Then…the earth that started the war will be the first to turn into cosmic dust, right?

]

[Also, don’t do the foolishness of trying to find this gift on Earth, as it is equipped with an emergency defense system.

]

[If you act rashly, the planet will perish before the laser cannon is fired.

]

“Ha~”

With one hand on his cheek, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor watching TV, yawned, raised the remote control and turned off the TV.

“Have you had breakfast yet?” Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted casually in the direction of the door, “Yueyue – Sun Lun – hungry -”

Chi La –

Yue Yong, who opened the door of Jiang Cheng’s room, shouted angrily with white eyes: “When are you still thinking about eating? Earth… Yoshihara is about to play! I didn’t say that I was Yoshihara in the last chapter. The Night King? Find a way for me!”

Jiang Cheng sat up, spread his hands and said indifferently, “If you are too hungry,

The head is also unable to work, and the [beep-] star person just said that?

Twenty-four hours left.

”

“It’s Piyi Mengxing!”

”

“In short, when I’m hungry, I can’t think of a good way!”

Sun-Fun-kiss—please have breakfast—”

“I’ll be fine soon~” came the Sun-Fun’s voice from outside the door.

“Han-Fun, you doted on this crap too much, didn’t you?

“Yue Yong turned around and complained to the sun wheel sitting in the wheelchair, “Speaking of which, this is not the time to eat leisurely, right?

”

Is it… Yueyue, do you want to stay behind while taking advantage of this critical moment?”

The sun wheel covered his face, looked at Yueyong in surprise, then took out a small medicine bag from his cuff and stuffed it into Yueyong’s hand, “This is a secret formula that can be conceived in one go!”

Without further ado, act now!

”

“Who said you want such a thing!”

“Yue Yong blushed and smashed the small medicine bag in his hand on the ground, and then pointed to Jiang Cheng and frantically rebutted to the sun wheel, “Also, who said that he wanted to stay behind for such a man who was completely helpless?” !

”

No, I didn’t say it was Jiang Chengsang.

Sun Wheel said with narrowed eyes and a smile.

“Uh!”

Yueyong was choked.

Jiang Cheng in the room waved his hand and said casually, “What a coincidence, I don’t want my future child to have such a helpless mother.

And it’s more appropriate to say that it’s a mother, right?

”

“Shut up for me!”

!

“In an instant, Yueyong took out two Kunai’s from his sleeves and threw the Kunai to Jiang Cheng.

Pfft! (Kuna’s body sound)

呲—— (blood fountain sound)

Boom! (Idiot falling to the ground)

Look Still maintaining the kunai throwing posture, with a blushing face and gasping for breath, the sun wheel couldn’t help laughing, then turned the direction of the automatic wheelchair and walked slowly along the side of the corridor.

” Just wait for a little while for breakfast~”

…

“What do you think?” Yueyong, who was leaning against Jiang Cheng’s door, asked.

“What do I think?”

Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then pinched his chin and looked at Yueyong carefully.

A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng folded his hand and hummed softly, and said, “Don’t underestimate me too much, Yueyue, I really like Oupai, but I also have requirements for my character. Give it up, I definitely don’t. It will make my children suffer from such an unfortunate family…”

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had been hit with two kunai on his forehead again, rolled his eyes and lay straight behind him.

Yueyong clenched her fists, and shouted angrily with her blue veins and white eyes: “I didn’t ask you that! By the way, your child has the greatest misfortune to have a non-working father like you! Even during the parent-teacher meeting. , your children would not be embarrassed to introduce their own squatting father to their classmates!”

“So are you!” Jiang Cheng got up and retorted indignantly with white eyes, “Your child is definitely not embarrassed either! Introduce you to others at the parent-teacher meeting, a stinky woman who is just like a man except for her body, is it her own mother?! I will definitely not be able to hold my head up in front of my classmates and teachers! I will also stop talking to you because of your reasons. The communication between classmates became more and more withdrawn, and finally turned into a bad boy!”

“Who is a stinky woman like a man?! In the end, I will give you the same words! Only then will your children become I became more and more withdrawn and finally became a home squat like you who was out of society and without a job!”

Jiang Cheng’s face burst into blue veins, and he gritted his teeth and replied: “Ha?! Are you looking down on home squatting? You know what Japan is now? How many squatting at home?! Do you know how much the economy of the game industry and animation-related industries have been boosted?! By the way, even the famous sextuplets next door are squatting at home!”

“I think you are underestimating .

Bad! You are three men in this family!!”

“No,” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shook his head, and replied with a blank face, “I didn’t underestimate bad, I just looked down on you alone. month and month.”

“Shinei-!!” Yueyong took out a few kunai again and threw it at Jiang Cheng, “You bastard man who can’t even close the sunroof!!”

Swish swish!

Jiang Cheng, who was covered in kunai, rolled his eyes once again.

“That…just because the switch was too old and was accidentally broken…”

After saying that, Jiang Chengcai fell straight forward.

Plop-

… Mechanical Hall, after watching the live TV broadcast of Yinshi,

stood

in front of the TV and murmured, “Could it be that that bastard… came back to destroy his hometown?”

The old man Yuanwai held his hand and said slowly: “The people of Piyi Mengxing use the entire planet to develop the weapons industry, just like a huge weapons merchant. But they are not stupid enough to do this kind of thing all over the country. But behind it , there are also underground organizations called [Tinder House] that specialize in provoking wars.

The well-known cosmic juggernaut in many interstellar wars, if he is portrayed as a hero for the purpose of provoking war… I am afraid that kid does not Do you realize that you are being used?”

“What’s the way to stop his half body?” Yin Shi turned his face and asked the old man Yuanwai lightly.

The old man Yuanwai bowed his head and said nothing.

“Let’s talk,” Yin Shi turned around and looked at the old man Yuanwai, and then said naturally, “This is a job that Xin Baji and A Miao can’t take on?”

After listening, the old man Yuanwai sighed, and then He turned around and walked into the back room of the Mechanic Hall. After a few seconds, he came out with a knife with a scabbard.

While putting the knife in his hand in front of Yinshi, the old man Yuanwai reminded aloud: “Listen, Yinshi. As long as this knife equipped with an intelligence jamming device is inserted into him, he can delay his attack. The emergency system is activated. During this time, half of his body is destroyed and all functions are disabled.”

Yin Shi did not take the knife, but asked, “What will happen to the remaining half of the body?”

“Didn’t I say it? Now he relies on machinery to maintain his life. If half of the function is lost, the remaining half of the body will be lost. It can only be turned into a corpse.” After

listening, Yin Shi lowered his head and stared at the sword in the hand of the old man Yuanwai without saying a word, and after a long silence, he reached out and took the sword and held it in his hand.

“That idiot, no wonder he is not a mechanic…” Yin Shi spat and scolded, “Waiting for me in such a place. It seems that the old man and the idiot are also in touch, and he prepared it in advance. Such a thing. Cut!”

“I was just asked to work.” The old man Yuanwai touched his bald head and smiled, “Of course if you don’t want to do it…”

“Is there really no other way? Let that The way for a man to live…” Yin Shi raised his eyes and glanced at the old man outside Yuan, and interrupted the other party’s words.

“No,” the old man Yuanwai shook his head, “this is the only way.”

“Then, there is no way, so I can only do it.”

After that, Yin Shi turned around and raised his head without looking back. He waved his hand and left slowly.

However, what Yin Shi and the old master Yuanwai didn’t know was that A Miao, who had been leaning against the corner of the door at some point, listened to their conversation verbatim.

…

In the Shinshoku station, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com At this time, Kondo in uniform and Shishi with a cigarette are standing in front of a group of Shinsho teammates who are lined up and ready to go. Final reminder and exhortation.

“Yo Xi! Next, we’re going to track down the interstellar wave laser cannon. Don’t let any suspicious guys go!”

“Hijikata-san,” Sogo raised his hand and asked, “what is the suspicious guy like?”

After thinking about it for a while, Fourteen replied solemnly, “It looks like a guy who can emit lasers.”

“Hey,” Zongwu pointed at the fourteenth and looked back at the

team members behind him and reminded, “This guy has a idiot beam on his head, grab me.” The

next moment…

Fourteen, who was under the control of the selected team members, shouted with blue veins and white eyes, “Let go of me! Are you bastards trying to court death?! Hey, Kondo-san! Say something too!”