Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 686

[Chapter 631: The auxiliary wheel has to be removed without notice, just like the father who clearly let go but said he was still]

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“In short, no matter what, I finally recruited a few students.”

Omiichi grinned and looked at Kondo, Kubei, and Kagura in front of her, and then looked back and ate a piece out of curiosity. Harita, who was unconsciously lying on the floor with the fish that gave off an ominous dark aura, rolled her eyes, and continued with a carefree voice.

“Welcome to our Heaven Wuxin Lightsaber Ryu.”

Saying that, Omiichi scratched the back of her head a little embarrassedly and continued, “Oh, I’m so sorry that you suffered just now, Su. But I didn’t expect you to be so powerful. I did my best by accident.” Omi turned her

face away and glanced at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, who was in silent mourning after covering Harita with a white cloth.

“However, the strongest samurai who can pave the way for the genre have already arrived. From now on, let’s develop the lightsaber genre into the best genre in the world! Right

? Coach Sakata? Coach Jiang Cheng?”

That’s right, Omiichi instructor.” Yin Shi replied casually, flicking his pinky finger at the same time, and pouting the corner of his mouth, “I’m too lazy to continue complaining.”

Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and replied, “That , I’m not a samurai, and I don’t want to join this kind of dojo.”

“Ahaha, Instructor Jiang Cheng really has a good sense of humor.” Miichi Oo familiarly patted Jiang Cheng’s back with his mechanical right hand. He raised his face and laughed.

In an instant, blue veins jumped up on Jiang Cheng’s forehead, and he replied without a smile:

“Did you really hear me? Can you stop talking to yourself like this, you said you’re not a samurai anymore! Me too! I don’t want to join this kind of place at all!” “OK OK!

” Omi gave an OK gesture and squeezed her eyes, “In the future, Jiang Cheng will be responsible for the funny part! I understand! It’s different now. Now, all kinds of elements are needed in the dojo.”

“I really killed you…”

Omi

shouted energetically to Kondo and the others in front of her, “Anyway, let’s toast to our new journey tonight!”

Haw came over at this moment with a tray filled with wine, “Is it okay to beer for Brother Ah Yi?”

“No,

I want soju with gasoline.

”

Really,” A Miao couldn’t help covering her mouth and laughed, “I’m joking again, Omi eldest brother.

”

Ahahaha…”

At this time, Kondo, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn’t help but slowly raised his hand, and said tentatively with a black line at the corner of his eyes: “That… I’m sorry, Omiichi, the instructor, I have a question to ask.

”

“What is it?”

”

I’ve already deeply realized the power of lightsaber style,” Kondo continued with a reluctantly cautious expression, pulling the corners of his mouth. “It’s just…that, even if we learn lightsaber style, that…don’t think we can do it.” At that point…”

“Don’t worry,” Omi smiled and comforted, “As long as you master the tricks, you will soon learn it.

Right?

Instructor Sakata, Instructor Jiang Cheng?

”

Yinshi, who was obviously drunk, burped and replied casually: “Yes, yes, just like one day when the auxiliary wheel of the bicycle was suddenly removed, he naturally learned to ride.

And that is the same reason.

”

No, Coach Sakata,” Kondo immediately retorted excitedly, “I definitely won’t be able to learn it!”

The auxiliary wheel is still spinning!

”

Speaking of which…” Kubei looked at Omiichi’s mechanical right arm and analyzed slowly, “I don’t think that’s something that humans can do, right?”

And that robotic arm, Your Excellency said just now that half of you are not human, right?

what does that mean?

”

You really don’t understand Jiubingwei,” Jiang Cheng, who was drinking sips of wine, waved his hand and said with a sigh, “This is the way the little devils are now, in order to pursue those boring self-righteousness.” It’s a very trendy thing to just put a mechanical arm on your body or something, just like that… that tattoo, right?

Right?

Silver time.

”

Kondo complained again: “No!

Those are two completely different things!

”

“Yeah, hiccup~” Yin Shi replied casually, “I thought it would be cool with a robotic arm, but now I grab a lot of them on the street. I secretly carry my parents to replace one or two machines on my body. It’s very common to have tattoos on your arms or something, secretly carrying your parents.”

“No! It’s two completely different things!” Kondo complained wildly, “I’ve never seen any casualties on the street. It’s time to put a robotic arm on his body!”

“This kind of thing will naturally be understood when he is an adult. Now it’s useless to say more, just give up.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently. .

“Why do you say that Omiichi’s coach is the same as bad!”

“Ahahaha… what an interesting group of people.” After saying that, Omiichi looked down at her right hand, “But I’m sorry Su, I’m not bad. But did this young lady just suspect that there is a switch in my right hand? This is just the prosthesis that I lost in my right hand after the accident.”

Seeing the suspicion on Kubei’s face, Gintoki folded his hands and nodded. Gu Zi said: “This is not good, Jiubingwei, don’t you want to admit defeat, so you are rude? Admitting one’s weaknesses is also a kind of strength!”

After saying that, Yinshi stretched out his hand and pointed at Jiubingwei, “Go before tomorrow. Copy the word [Stallion] a hundred times—!”

Jiubingwei replied: “Then ask Teacher Sakata to copy [Idiot] a hundred times before tomorrow.”

“How to write the Chinese characters for [Idiot] “Here

?”

“Here.” Jiang Cheng put the mirror in front of Yin Shi, “The one inside is an idiot.”

“Huh? Is that what an idiot feels like?” Yin Shi stared at himself in the mirror, looking at himself in the mirror. “I feel a little disgusting, a drunk and natural curly uncle who has no motivation at all…”

“That’s the way Aru writes Chinese characters.” White paper with Chinese characters.

At this time, Oomi stood up and said to the crowd at the same time: “If you still doubt, let you take a look. I said that I am not a human being and it doesn’t mean anything special.”

Saying that, Oomi took off her own clothes. coat.

“I have wandered in the Milky Way for many years, and half of them are no longer from Earth. But the spirit of the other half of Edo people has never been forgotten.”

After opening her shirt, Omi showed off her mechanical right half.

“What?!”

Looking at Omiichi’s silver metallic mechanical body on the right half of his body, Kondo frantically complained in his heart: [It’s half an Edo man, it’s better to say half a robot!

】

“So didn’t you say it?” Omi shook her right hand and continued, “The laser is not fired from the right hand, but from the right half of the mechanical body.”

“Ah, you are tall .

Ahhh!!” Kondo finally couldn’t help but complain.

“What’s going on!” Xin Baha’s eyes widened with disbelief on his face, and he shouted in horror, “How did your body become like this? Brother Ah!”

A Miao also showed a face. With a shocked expression, her pupils trembled slightly, and she murmured, “O… Omi eldest brother…”

“What? Didn’t you realize that I was a robot?” Omi asked in doubt, and then grinned again. Get up, “What a careless guy, right? Instructor Sakata? Instructor Jiang Cheng?”

“Huh? What?” Yinshi, who was busy repeating the two Chinese characters of [Yinshi] on the paper, did not lift his head. He

replied, “Have a hamburger tomorrow? Really?”

“It’s a robot! You’re too leisurely!” Kondo tugged at his neck and struggled to complain.

“Doesn’t this kind of thing happen often?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said disapprovingly, “Aren’t you making a fuss too much?”

“You’re always tall!!” Kondo complained again.

“How can a man who has been separated for many years have not changed at all?” Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, “Even if you can’t tell from the outside, the inside may have been very different from before.”

“That’s what you said. It’s two different things!” Kondo complained again.

“Robot? Aichi-ge, you…”

“Ah,” Omi explained to Shin Baha and A Miao, “Actually, when I was involved in the accident, the right half of my body was fatally injured. It’s a shame to say it, I’ve already died once.”

“Ha? Ha-?!!” Shinbaha was incoherent in surprise, “Dead…died once, that means…”

“But luckily, on that planet, The advanced resuscitation technology transformed half of my body into a machine, so I came back to life.”

Saying this, Omiichi clenched her right fist again, “Becoming the number one swordsman in the galaxy, for this once lost dream , I came back from hell again… back… back… back…”

Before she finished speaking, O Miichi’s red right eye, which had a different color from the left eye, lost its light, and then rolled her eyes to stare at him. fell to the ground.

“Hey! Just climbed out of the gate of hell and fell back into hell, Aru!”

“Aichi-ge!” Shinbaha squatted down to check on Miichi Kiao’s condition, and shouted anxiously, “Come on! What the hell is this?

What’s wrong?”

At this time, A Miao suddenly remembered what Omiichi said just now [I want shochu and gasoline].

“Oops, I thought it was just a joke…” After saying that, A Miao turned around hastily, “I’m going to buy petrol! New sauce, carry eldest brother into the bedroom!”

…

Late at night.

After checking Omiichi’s body, the old man Yuanwai covered her with a quilt and sighed softly.

Looking at the old man Yuanwai who had his back turned to him, Xinba asked aloud, “Mr. Yuanwai, how is the situation?”

“Unfortunately, it’s not that the gasoline ran out,” said the old man, Yuanwai turned around and opened his right hand to reveal the dark substance that was still emitting an unpleasant dark aura, and asked, “Who made the He eats this kind of highly poisonous food. This is not a substance that exists on the earth. As far as I know, such a substance should not have been found in the universe…”

At this time, he peeked at the situation in the room through the crack of the door. Kagura said aloud: “Ah, that’s the head of the eldest sister…”

Before Kagura could finish speaking, A Miao instantly retreated to the door and slammed the door shut, and then said haha, “It must be in the universe. Just pick it up and eat it from anywhere, really, Oomi eldest brother is too disrespectful.”

“But forget it,” said the old man Yuanwai stood up and looked at Oomi, who was sleeping in the quilt in front of him. Then he said, “Anyway, I should have let him spit out the foreign object. Just give him some shochu and gasoline. This guy can’t eat anything other than that.” After that, the old man

turned and pulled away .

He pulled the door and was about to leave, but before he could step out, he was called to stop by Xin Baha…