Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 685

[Chapter 630: Occasionally get up early and feel motivated, but it only lasts until the moment I enter the company]

“…If I learned this in the universe…”

Immediately afterwards, O Miichi’s right hand, bandaged and gloved, picked up the lightsaber from somewhere and flipped the switch.

“If the lightsaber flow can be used, just tell me! Ahahaha…”

Seeing the laser beam buzzing from the hilt, Jiang Cheng and Kagura, who realized what would happen, hid in the silver at the same time. behind the time.

Looking at Miichi Oo who was laughing and wielding a lightsaber on his head, Gintoki turned to look at Jiang Cheng and Kagura who were holding his head to keep him from falling down, cursing, “Hey! What are you two doing? What?! It’s going to kill people!”

“Now I’m ready to try it!” Omi shouted.

The tip of her head was shaved off, but Gintoki, who had no way to dodge, was held firmly by the two behind her and shouted, “Hey! It’s very dangerous! Stop it! Stop it!”

At this moment, Omi stood up .

Come, raise the lightsaber in his hand, and continue to say with an excited face: “Let’s work together, we must revive the old man’s dojo!”

Saying that, Omi stomped her right foot on the table, He clenched his left hand tightly, and continued energetically: “Then, let Hengdo Hall become the number one dojo in the universe! Hey! Hey! Roar-!!

” The dazzling blue light beam that the tiles kept falling, Yin Shi said expressionlessly.

“What about the promised revival?”

… The

time came to the afternoon.

On a small bridge in the streets of Edo.

Jiang Cheng, who was forced by A Miao to cosplay the Jedi Knight, stood on the bridge with a light saber and acted as a model.

Behind him, Gintoki and Kagura, who were also forced to put on the same hooded coat, held up the chess pieces written on their faces and stood behind Amy and Shinba who were shouting to the roadside.

As for Obi-Wan… ah, no, it was Miichi Obi who was standing in front of the two with his arms folded, grinning and pulling a hearty smile full of energy.

A Miao is still shouting to passers-by: “Come here, don’t miss it when you pass by~ We are a new school in Edo-”

“Heaven Wuxin lightsaber flow-” Xin Bazhu took the words, expression That is called a full-bodied.

“The next is the era of lasers.” A Miao took over again.

“If you have a laser, you can do anything, and you can get rid of the freckles and moles on your face that people care about today! The hearts of the girls you care about will also be rejoicing

! Let’s go laser together!”

The two usually full of energy, the expressionless Ginshi finally couldn’t help but silently asked a question.

“No, why do we even want to have a laser together?”

Omi, who completely ignored Gintoki’s words, turned her head around and said, “It’s really a headache, Your Excellency Gintoki, no one’s approaching at all.”

“Huh? I said?” Yin Shi was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his face.

As soon as Omi turned around, she raised her right index finger and suggested to herself: “How about it? Let’s use a laser here to show them?”

Yin Shi refused without thinking: “No, I didn’t. What lightsaber have you used before, and you don’t want to use it.”

“What are you talking about? You are the man who will support the lightsaber flow in the future.”

“Huh?”

“Don’t be stupid, you are Miao’s. ?” Saying that, Omiichi stretched out the pinky finger of her right hand.

Looking at the blue laser beam coming out of Oomi’s little finger with a buzzing sound, Yin Shi instantly complained: “What does that mean? I’ve never seen such a metaphor before, okay? By the way, this person shot a laser from his finger. !”

Omi approached Gintoki with a mocking expression on her face, and

whispered, “You are really slow, to put it bluntly, you just shot the laser into A Miao’s legs…”

Before the words were finished, Omiichi, whose thigh was pierced by the lightsaber in A Miao’s hand, froze instantly. After a pause for two seconds, she fell straight ahead.

“Please shut up, Omi eldest brother,” A Miao reminded lightly, the blue veins on her face were still beating, “There’s no such thing at all.”

Omi turned around and praised A Miao, “Really As expected of A Miao, she is already proficient in lightsaber flow!”

“That’s not lightsaber flow, it’s Light O flow!” Yin Shi complained loudly.

“Really,” Xin Ba Hao said helplessly at this time, “It’s the one who is slow, Ah Yi Ge, even if it’s a big sister, the first love said this kind of thing…”

Om – scoff!

Before he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha, who was already in A Miao’s hands with the lightsaber, fell straight ahead.

“Yeah!” Shin Baha screamed.

“Huh? He said his first love just now?” Yin Shi caught a certain keyword with a black line in the corner of his eye, and the corner of his mouth couldn’t help twitching, “Did he just say his first love?”

“Really?” Le whispered, “Which type do you like, Alu?”

A Miao, who was squatting on the ground, grabbed Xin Baji’s collar and shouted, gnashing her teeth, “Don’t say unnecessary words! You want to be slaughtered by me. Is it?!”

At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who was leading a group of chattering Yingyingyanyan over, asked A Miao, “A Miao, is this all right? I’ll go back if I can.

” The girls who were surrounding Jiang Cheng praised Kagura: “Ah! As expected of my little uncle Alu! We have recruited so many apprentices in such a short period of time!”

“Everyone, be quiet.” Jiang Cheng turned around Facing the young ladies in front of the staff who looked at them with loving eyes almost admiringly, they squinted their eyes and shouted with a smile, “Sign up one by one, everyone has a chance.”

“I’m the first one .

I want to be the first to be penetrated by your lightsaber!” A certain young lady raised her hand excitedly and shouted.

“Get out of the way! I’m the first!”

“Get out of the way! I’m the first one!”

Seeing the Yingyingyanyans tearing apart in front of him, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

“Yeah, I’m really distressed…”

Om—chi—

Jiang Cheng, who had three lightsabers inserted between his thighs, kept his original posture and fell straight forward.

“Yeah! Murdered!” ×n

all the young ladies exclaimed and dispersed within two seconds, disappearing without a trace.

Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head mechanically, and asked with a wry smile, “That…Did I do something wrong?”

“No, but it makes people angry.” A Miao and Yin Shi replied blankly at the same time. .

“Uncle, are you okay Aru?” Kagura crouched down and asked.

“This is not a question that should be asked by the person who has stabbed the most deeply.” Jiang Cheng replied silently.

At this moment, along with the sound of two different footsteps that stopped in front of Jiang Cheng and others at almost the same time, the voices of Kondo and Kubei sounded at the same time.

“That… I’m sorry, we thought…” Said, the two of them raised their heads at the same time, revealing a face that was also beginning to break down rationally, “Join the lightsaber flow!”

“The troublesome person has appeared!!” Yin Shi was shocked Shout out.

“Since it’s so powerful, I really want to experience it for myself, right?” Kondo said casually with his index finger out of his nostrils, but his eyes were fixed on Omiichi, who was still lying on the ground, “That… ”

What’s it called?” Kubei, who had the same expression on the verge of losing his mind, said, “That… light… light shit flow, right? Kondo-kun.

” ? Jiubingweijun.”

“Hey! I’ve never seen you two so good!” Yin Shi frantically complained, “The stalkers actually joined forces in front of their first love!”

Kondo and Kubei, who had lost their minds, didn’t pay any attention to Gintoki’s words, and walked towards Omiichi with murderous eyes.

Kondo grinned a little stiffly: “But before apprenticeship, let us see if you are really that powerful.”

“That’s right, let’s learn from us first.” Jiu Bing with the same expression as Kondo Wei continued.

O Miichi, who didn’t hear the words of the two, looked at the two in front of them holding their right hands and responded excitedly: “Okay! I can’t ask for it! I’m really looking forward to it, I haven’t played against a samurai for many years! Ten years ago, I met a guy who went from the earth to the universe, but he wasn’t a samurai, so I was really disappointed at that time! Hahahaha…” Before

Omi finished speaking, Kondo and Kubei showed up at the same time. His own weapon, and aimed at Miichi Oo.

By the way, Kondo’s weapon is a large-caliber rocket launcher, and Kubei’s weapon is a cannon.

“This isn’t a samurai at all, right?!” Ginto groaned loudly.

“Go to hell!” They both shouted at the same time.

“Speak the truth!!”

Boom!

!

boom!

!

The two shells directly hit Miichi Oo who was standing in front of the wooden bridge fence.

Looking at the billowing black smoke brought up by the explosion in front of them, Kondo and Kubei didn’t have time to feel the pleasure when they suddenly found a figure looming in the black smoke that was slowly dissipating in front of them.

After the smoke dissipated, Kondo and Kubei were able to see clearly, and Omiichi, who was unscathed except that his clothes and face had become soiled, was holding his right hand, grinning with a hearty grin.

“This can’t be done, you two.” Omi said with a grin, “Shooting that kind of thing in such a place would really kill people.” Saying that, Omi put

on the tattered glove on her right hand. Pulled it off, and continued talking like a self-questioning answer.

“Huh? Me? I’m fine!”

Oomi’s legs were slightly bent and her right hand was clenched tightly. The dazzling blue light converged on her right fist, then she stood up straight again and raised her right fist high.

The dazzling blue light shot straight into the sky from his fist, converging into a blue lightsaber several meters wide and ten meters long!

“After all, half of me…I’m not human anymore.”

Looking at the robotic arm that Omiichi’s bandages were untied, everyone present half-opened their mouths, twitching the corners of their mouths with black lines on their faces and expressionless faces.

At this moment, Omi slashed the giant lightsaber formed by her right hand towards the wooden bridge.

Boom!

!

!

…

Outside the earth, a spaceship that looks like a laser gun is slowly heading towards the earth.

“Canofi, Canofi, please answer, please answer!”

A certain green-skinned dwarf angel in the main cockpit of the spacecraft kept shouting into the intercom, but he didn’t get a reply.

“No, I didn’t respond, did you act alone again? What a troublesome guy~”

“Let him go,” another celestial being of the same race replied casually, looking at the blue earth outside the window, ” I remember that the planet is his hometown, so let him say goodbye. Hehehe…”

…

Earth, Edo.

A welcome party for new students is being held in the Hengdao Hall at night.

Miichi Miichi, A Miao, Shinbachi, Gintoki, Kagura, Kondo, Kubei, Harita, who had just left the private school, and Jiang Chengzheng, who was forcibly “retained” by A Miao, were “happy” in one class.

“Oh! It turned out to be a lightsaber flow?!” Qingta was surprised, “Great! I can show it off to my classmates tomorrow! It’s super cool! Thank you, Jiang Cheng! I don’t hate you at all now. Send me here for hundreds of chapters and ignore it! When I go back, I will throw away the little straw man with your name written under my pillow!”

“Hey, wait a minute,” Jiang Cheng looked at Qingta expressionlessly, “what’s the matter with the little straw man with my name written on it? Are you hiding something like that? It’s not that you said you wanted to practice swordsmanship. Is that right?”

“Ahaha, at such a young age, he is the senior brother of our unintentional lightsaber flow in heaven.” Omi touched Qingta’s messy head, “I will work harder in the future! Qingzi!”

” Who is Qingzi?” Jiang Cheng, who was sitting beside Wei Meiyi, complained, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com “By the way, why was I also detained? I never said I wanted to be a student!”

“Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I’ve heard about it,” Omi shook her head and said softly, “From From the very beginning, you silently supported this dojo, not only entrusting the younger generation here with confidence, but also taking care of the new boy, I am so grateful!”

“I already felt this gratitude, so I went back. “With that said, Jiang Cheng was about to get up.

But before Jiang Cheng got up, Omiichi wrapped Jiang Cheng’s neck very familiarly, raised his eyebrows and said in a low voice, “Don’t worry, I will serve your purpose for you. It’s confidential, but it must be a fair competition. After all, there is only one A Miao.”

“Please don’t say such terrifying words, okay?” Jiang Cheng replied casually, then put up a forefinger and smiled, “Actually, I’m a giant, poor… No, I don’t like washboards at all.”

Just after saying that, Jiang Cheng was smashed into the floor by A Miao who walked behind him at some point.

“Hahaha, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, you really know how to joke.” Omi raised her face and laughed a few times, then turned her head to look at A Miao, “Women can’t just look at that kind of thing. The washboard is also rubbed. The benefits of the clothes board, for example, I don’t know why, when I see A Miao now, I always feel more cordial than Xinzai, because it is almost the same as before…” Before he finished speaking, O

Miichi’s head was also given to A Miao by A Miao. smashed into the floor.

A Miaopi said with a smile, “What do you mean? Big brother Omi? Does it mean that I haven’t developed at all for so many years?”

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