Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 587

[Chapter 542: When it comes to summer, the swimming pool is a topic that cannot be avoided.]

One day, Yoshihara.

“Brother Jiang Cheng, let’s go to the swimming pool!” Qingtai pulled open the sliding door of Jiang Cheng’s room, ran to Jiang Cheng, and shouted excitedly.

“It’s so noisy, you stinky brat.” Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with one hand on his head, eating watermelon and watching TV, said without looking back, “Pool? What kind of place is there to go to? ?”

“Mom, please teach me to swim!” Qingtai lied without blushing.

“Swimming? Didn’t I teach you last time?” Jiang Cheng spit out all the watermelon seeds into the trash can with his mouth like a machine gun, and then waved his hand impatiently, “Besides, it’s not summer vacation. Do you have to go to the dojo every day? Stop bothering me and get out of here.”

“It’s too pitiful to go to the dojo every day!” Qingta pouted, “and today, sister A Miao and Brother Xin are not in the dojo! It’s boring to be alone in that kind of place! Besides, there is even an air conditioner there. No more! It’s going to be heat stroke! Sister A Miao and Brother Xin both said that you can rest at home during the hottest days in the past few days!”

“Qing Tai,” Jiang Cheng sat up with a serious expression on his face, “there are some things that you can’t give up even if you are like this. Once you get used to it, your life will basically be over in the future. Once you encounter any difficulties, your first For a while, what I thought of was not to meet the difficulties, but to escape. Don’t you care if you become that kind of guy? Do you really care?”

“I…” Qingtai suddenly got stuck and asked weakly, “Can’t you just take a day off?”

“Qingtai, to be honest, I’m very disappointed.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed, and continued, “Not only me, but your mother and Yueyue as well. All the people looking at you are actually…”

“I see!” Qingta closed her eyes and shouted, “I’ll go to the dojo now! I won’t disappoint my mother!”

Seeing Qingta, who turned around and ran out the door with tears in her eyes, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, then stood up, “Ah~ Do a good deed every day, today’s children’s education is over, it’s game time.”

At this moment, Yueyong, who was carrying two buckets of lubricating oil, pushed Jiang Cheng’s door open and walked in, and asked, “Where’s Qingta? Hiron, please let us teach him to swim today.”

“I said that even in such a hot summer vacation, I don’t want to give up the practice in the dojo. I said hello to you, and I won’t go to the swimming pool.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, and then made a few words. With an expression of emotion, “I’m really sensible, Mrs. Qing.”

“Qing Tai… he is really sensible…” Sun Wheel, who was sitting in an electric wheelchair at some unknown time, said with some relief.

“That’s how children are. I don’t know when they will become sensible.” Jiang Cheng said with a little emotion.

“Then, the prepared things will be useless.” Yueyong murmured while looking at the lubricating fluid in her hands.

“I wouldn’t need it…” Jiang Cheng said silently, “What kind of swimming pool do you want to go to with something like that? It’s too early to go to that kind of swimming pool!”

“Swimming pool!” Suddenly the voice of a Miss Baihua came, “Jiang Cheng sama said to take us to the pool!”

“Really?! Really?!”

“Yeah! So happy! Jiang Cheng sama is finally ready to play that kind of game with us!”

Seeing the excited or only excited Miss Baihua, Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, “No, I didn’t say that, and I didn’t want to. Play with you guys that don’t happen in a normal swimming pool. By the way, why does everyone have two buckets of lube in their hands, and where the hell do you want to go?”

“As long as it’s a swimming pool that Jiang Cheng Sama likes!” All the Miss Baihua and sisters said in unison.

“I don’t like swimming pools!” Jiang Cheng shouted louder with his veins bursting.

“Then is it directly in the house?” A Miss Baihua raised her hand and asked.

“Well, yes…” Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted just after speaking, “Damn it! What a terrible question!”

“Huh?! Doesn’t Jiang Cheng sama like being indoors and like being outdoors?!” A Miss Baihua exclaimed while covering her mouth.

“Hey, is it over yet?” Jiang Cheng complained contemptuously.

“Jiang Cheng sama, I bought a new swimsuit for today!”

“Me too, bought the best-looking swimsuit in the store!”

“And I…”

“Although I didn’t buy a swimsuit, my underwear was chosen according to the taste that Jiang Cheng Sama likes.”

“Hey! Wait a minute!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him with a black line on his head, “What is the taste I like? Can you stop saying such bad things? By the way, how do you know the type I like? ?”

“The proprietress of the lingerie shop said that men like this…” The Baihua member silently pulled away a corner of his clothes and cast a charming little look at Jiang Cheng.

“Hmm,” Jiang Cheng nodded and commented solemnly, “Eighty points…”

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai pinned to the back of his head, rolled his eyes and fell down.

…

On the other side, Oedo Pool.

Because of the summer vacation and the hot weather, children and young couples come here to swim in an endless stream. Of course, one of the reasons is that it is the best swimming pool in Edo, and it is not too much to say that it is an indoor water park. .

Slides, small waterfalls, rest areas, drink areas have everything.

Watching a group of children playing in the water, only wearing beach shorts and wearing blue lifeguard clothes, the silver bell blew the whistle.

“Okay, it’s time to rest.” Yin Shi shouted to the children in the children’s pool with his arms in his arms, “Are your lips turning purple? Come up and stay for ten minutes, stinky brats.”

“It’s alright!”

“Leave us alone, lifeguard!”

All the children expressed their dissatisfaction.

“That’s up to you,” Yin Shi replied disapprovingly, “If you underestimate the swimming pool, it will cause irreparable things. I won’t care at that time.”

“Hahaha, it’s no use trying to scare us!” After saying this, the children turned around and went to play their own way.

But at this moment, a girl’s scream sounded, it was Kagura in a cheongsam swimsuit.

“What’s wrong?!” Yin Shi hurriedly trotted towards Kagura who was waving on the shore.

“Mr. Lifeguard!” Kagura, who tied a double ponytail, shouted to Yinshi with an exaggerated expression, “Please help us, my friend… just noticed that his lips were purple, and in a blink of an eye, the purple spread… His whole body was covered in purple. Aru turned purple!”

Looking at Xin Baji lying on the ground, wearing beach pants, rolling his eyes, his body turning purple and twitching from time to time, Yin Shi reprimanded with a solemn expression: “Idiot! That’s why I warned you!”

Saying that, Ginto crouched down, and began to press Shin Baja’s chest with both hands, “Fortunately, the glasses are barely infected with purple bacteria, so I immediately brought a warm towel, warm soup, a gentle family, and warm glasses. !”

Saying that, Gintoki directly slammed into Shin Baha’s chest and shouted, “Wake up! Ishikawa!!”

The children in the children’s swimming pool, seeing Xin Baha spitting out a large mouthful of purple liquid, scrambled out of the swimming pool and ran to the locker room in panic.

“It will be infected by purple bacteria!!”

Looking at the children fleeing in panic, Yin Shi hooked the corner of his mouth and hummed softly, “Hmph, now you realize the horror of the swimming pool…”

Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was smashed on the head with the plastic folding bench in his hand by Hasegawa, who arrived at an unknown time with blue veins on his face.

“What the hell are you doing!” The blue veins on Hasegawa’s forehead were still throbbing, and he shouted as he tugged at his neck, “Didn’t I ask you to come and watch, don’t let the guests drown?! Why? Let the guests panic!”

“Hasegawa-san,” Yinshi rubbed his head, turned around and explained solemnly, “The so-called swimming pool is only a thin line between death, the pain when the nose enters the water, and the green snot on the shoulders, I don’t know when. Forget the dirty panties that people make fun of, people have the right to play by the water only when they know the horrors of these pools.”

“Then you don’t need to know the horror of the whole body turning purple!” Hasegawa retorted angrily, and then continued with a frenzied expression that was almost pleading, “Seriously, this is the job I finally found. , please do it more seriously.”

Saying that, Hasegawa put his hands on his hips and continued solemnly: “Take care of the children who came here to make beautiful summer memories, and let them take their memories back home safely. This is the mission of our lifeguards, understand? ?!”

“Yes, yes! Sir!” Said, Shinbahaw and Kagura jumped into the pool at the same time.

“You two don’t need to make memories!!” Hasegawa collapsed and shouted, and then pointed at Xinbahau with a displeased face and continued, “Glasses! You! Haven’t you been complaining recently? Work hard for me! asshole!”

When lying on a reclining chair behind Hasegawa, Yinshi wearing sunglasses, crossed Erlang’s legs and rested his hands, with an indifferent face, “Don’t worry, their duty is to ensure everyone’s safety in the water, and I will make sure in my dreams. Everyone’s safety. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com ”

“You just want to sleep! Stupid Caprio!” Hasegawa turned around and shouted angrily.

…

Being dragged by Hasegawa and passively going up the stairs, Ginshi, who had no motivation, made a sound like a can of dead fish: “Hey, spare me, these ascetic little devils like Watanabe Ken’s head. I’ve seen enough of her body, I came here to monitor those bouncy boobs, Priya.”

“It’s true that because it’s summer vacation, all the little devils come here…” Hasegawa, who was standing at a high place, kept looking at the binoculars in his hand, but then, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something, “Hey? No, no, no, There should be some, and there are many…”

“Ugh!” Ginshi exclaimed, “Really, there are a lot! And they’re all together! All of them are bouncy and big-titted Priya!”

Just after finishing speaking, Yin Shi suddenly found something, put down the telescope in his hand, and replied blankly to Hasegawa: “It’s a mistake, it’s Arno Wine and Xinniang Legion.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Ginshi rolled his eyes and fell down with the back of his head and back covered with kunai.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng’s voice came: “Yo, what a coincidence, Yinshi.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was walking step by step, and the crowd around Jiang Cheng who were wearing all kinds of swimsuits but still covering their faces, Hasegawa said, “Bring your family out. Swimming?”

“Which eye did you see?” Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then pointed to Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick in his hand behind him, curled his lips and said with a look of disdain, “It’s all forced by these guys. Come, I have no interest in this kind of swimming pool for children.”

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