Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 586
[Chapter 541: The meaning of work… In fact, it is difficult for even adults to understand]
“We believe in you!” Xiao Yuan shouted to Yinshi as he ran, “Xiao Gong will definitely become the number one factory manager in Japan!”
“You can definitely do it! Fortification!” Yueyong clenched her fists and shouted excitedly towards Yinshi.
“Is it called a fortification?!” The child complained.
“Ah-!!” At this moment, Xiao Yuan and Yue Yong screamed at the same time and fell to the ground.
“Hey! What’s going on with this production process?!”
A child had just finished complaining when the conveyor belt stopped, and the conveyor belt brought Yinshi to a somewhat subtle and non-set scene. It was a somewhat dilapidated room covered with rolled paper, and in the room was an uncle (Hasegawa). ) is sitting cross-legged on the ground with his back on his back, not knowing what he is busy with.
“It’s a strange set again this time!”
“You said you were going to be a factory manager?” Hasegawa, dressed in old clothes and an old-fashioned hat with a beard on his face, said without looking back, then turned his head with the rolled paper, and shouted with a serious expression Said, “You have to inherit my mantle and become a toilet paper expert! This has been decided since you were born in this family!”
“Who is that!”
“I actually went to Edo to go to work in a tissue paper factory,” Hasegawa said, standing up with several rolls of paper in his hands, and smashed the rolls of paper in his hands on Gintoki’s head again and again.” Do you take me for a fool?! Are you laughing at toilet paper only for wiping your ass?!”
“Why is the factory manager’s father in such a place?” A child asked suspiciously through the window, looking at the scene inside.
“I’m afraid it’s a scene recall or something.” Daigoro replied casually, “Being kicked out of the house like that is connected to the scene just now.”
As soon as Daigoro finished speaking, he saw Kondo, who was a COS housewife, suddenly rushed out from the window and took Hasegawa’s hand. You just want to make toilet paper!”
“Did you call your mother out this time too?!”
“Let go of me! Hoonko!” Hasegawa sternly said, “This is a matter between us men!”
But just after speaking, the conveyor belt that had stopped for a while suddenly started to move again, and Gintoki was also carried by the conveyor belt and continued to move forward.
“Ah! The fortifications!” Hasegawa hurriedly shouted, raising his hand and shouting: “Where are you going? I haven’t finished my words yet, wait for the fortifications!”
“What are these people doing?!”
At this time, Gintoki was passed into a machine marked “roof” by the conveyor belt, and a second later, Gintoki, who had changed into the tooling again, but his posture had not changed at all, was sent out by the conveyor belt.
“Ah! The clothes are back!”
“Ah, factory manager, you’ve worked hard.” On the other conveyor belt beside Yin Shi, Shi Shi appeared. He was lying on the conveyor belt with two cans of canned coffee in his hand. A can of coffee was placed beside Ginshi who was still unresponsive.
“Why did my peers also appear!”
“What’s wrong? Are you out of spirits here?” Shi Shi turned his face to Yin Shi and asked softly.
“It’s not that he’s down, he’s just lying on the conveyor belt and slacking off!”
Shi Shi seemed to think of something, chuckled lightly, looked back at the ceiling, closed his eyes and sighed softly: “Remembering your father again? He is really a great father. Toilet paper experts never use facial tissue in their homes. Needless to say, wipe your butt, when you wipe your nose, when you write, and even the tires of your car are made of toilet paper.”
“The last one doesn’t need to be used reluctantly, right?!”
A group of children were still running along the conveyor belt outside the window.
“You ran away from home because you didn’t like the road paved by your father like that, and became the factory manager of the tissue factory.” Said, Shi Shi chuckled softly, “You’re still pissed and don’t need the toilet. Paper? Hmph, the whole family is so awkward. But, factory manager, if you see that you have become so good now,
I think your dad must use Kleenex too.
”
Just after finishing speaking, the conveyor belt carrying Fourteen went to another direction, and Gintoki stopped in front of that wonderful setting again.
But this time, in this set, the old dad who used to hold a roll of paper in his hand and slammed at Yinshi constantly… is no longer there, and the only thing left is to sit on his knees. Wiping tears on the ground while looking in a certain direction… Mom.
“Nothing has changed in the end, that person.” Kondo looked at the portrait in front of him, and gently scrubbed the box of paper towels in his hand, sighing softly, “Hum, because it’s an old stubborn, no matter whether you wipe your ass or not. I use toilet paper to blow my nose, and I still use toilet paper to wipe my tears after seeing the paper towels you made.”
Saying that, Kondo’s shoulders began to shake slightly, and his voice became smaller and smaller, “It’s not enough to say that alone…”
At this time, the conveyor belt started again, and Yinshi passed a white curtain. The white curtain was full of figures with all kinds of claws and claws. Accompanied by the tender BGM, there were constant voices coming from behind the curtain.
Fourteen: “Factory manager! What are you thinking! Do you think this product can really be sold?”
Little Ape: “I can’t stand it anymore!”
Yueyong: “Hey, have you heard about it? The factory manager seems to have created some inexplicable new product without authorization~”
Jiang Cheng: “It’s useless and useless, it’s going to close down soon, and it won’t sell at all. If it goes on like this, it will have to close its doors, and we will only have a few employees left in the factory. Hey…”
“Difficult… don’t tell me…” Daigoro, who was watching this scene from the window, muttered in his mouth.
Kondo: “I’m going to be fired soon, right? I’m still talking about what to do or not listen to the persuasion…”
“Could it be…” Daigoro couldn’t help widening his eyes, his pupils trembling slightly, looking at Gintoki who was still on the conveyor belt in disbelief.
Hasegawa: “Hey, what the hell is that?”
“Could it be…” Daigoro just repeated a few words, apparently guessing the following plot.
At this moment, the voice of Gintoki, who was being fed into a machine by a conveyor belt, came out.
“Toilet paper and facial tissue go hand in hand, no matter what kind of tears can be wiped away, it is the best toilet paper.” Said, Ginshi held up a box of facial tissue and broke through the machine and drilled out.
[That is… Patriots!
!
] All the children thought at the same time.
“Next, go through the final process,” Gintoki raised his head, showing a serious face, “The ruler of the country.”
“Look!” A child suddenly found something and pointed in front of Gintoki, “In front of the conveyor belt!”
Wearing paper shorts, with a pair of paper angel wings behind him, a halo on his head, his chin still stained with a beard, Hasegawa hung in the air, holding a roll of toilet paper in each hand.
“Come on! Patriot Factory Manager!” Hasegawa shouted.
“啊啊啊啊!!”两只手分别拿着一盒面巾纸的银时大喊着,逆着传送带的方向奋力的向着长谷川冲了过去。
However…because it was the reverse direction, a few seconds passed, and the distance between the two people never shrunk.
“Even so, do you still think the Patriots are trash?” Shin Baha asked softly, standing behind a group of children.
“Even so, do you still think this kind of work is garbage?” Kagura asked, looking at the children staring blankly at the scene in the window.
“There is no high or low in work. You are not afraid of hard work for someone.” Looking at the little ape who was still cheering for the silver time by the conveyor belt, Xin Baha continued, “This is called work, no matter what kind of work, then Shares are precious. That’s why everyone can come together to help each other and support the world together.”
Hearing this, all the children bowed their heads thoughtfully.
“Would you like to come to work and see?” Said, Xin Ba Hao opened the door of the factory.
“Go and help the factory manager!” Shin Baha and Kagura said with a hint of relief at the same time.
A group of children rushed into the factory area one after the other, and rushed in the direction of Yinshi.
When I saw the silver in this scene, there was a bit of relief and emotion on my face: “You…you…”
Before it was over, a group of children stood up and jumped at the same time, kicked Yinshi at the same time, and kicked Yinshi off the conveyor belt.
“Wouldn’t it be good to get off the conveyor belt?!” A group of children cursed at the same time.
Then, ignoring Yinshi who fell to the ground, a group of children turned and left without any hesitation.
“You did a good job.”
“Well, I cleaned up a big garbage.”
“Also let us accompany you to perform such a boring farce, damn it!”
Listening to the children’s words from you and me, they were full of contemptuous complaints, and Xin Ba Hao and the others stood expressionless in front of the fainted Yin Shi.
“Let’s learn a lot…” Xinbaha murmured.
“Well…” Kagura nodded and responded, but then, Kagura discovered something, “Speaking of which… Where is my uncle?”
…
“Hey, how many of you know?” Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and leaned against the gate of the factory, blocking the gate of the factory, showing a very friendly smile to the children who had just changed their shoes, “Know… Patriot’s manufacturing method There is only one fate for human beings, you guys… should be conscious, right? Hee hee…”
Looking at the bloody Jiang Cheng who laughed, UU read www.
sonicmtl.com A group of children shivered as they leaned against each other for an instant.
Bang bang bang bang bang!
!
“Ah ah ah ah ah!!!”
Along with the screams of the children, seven gunshots rang out…
…
Looking at the children who were frightened and fainted by being carried on their backs by members of Baihua, Xin Baha silently complained, “Jiang Chengsang… Anyway, it’s not right to intimidate children, right?”
“No, isn’t it the factory manager’s order?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand disapprovingly, and then chuckled, “Well, forget it. This result is not bad, and… It’s still early for children to understand the work of adults. A hundred years!”
“That… little uncle,” Kagura suddenly pulled the corner of La Jiangcheng’s shirt and reminded in a low voice, “You are the only one who doesn’t have a job here, scumbag.”
“Who is the scumbag Nite! Stinky brat!” Jiang Chengbai complained angrily with his eyes bursting with blue veins.
“You’re wrong, Kagura-chan.” Shinbaha hurried out to smooth things out.
“Mmmm, learn more about the new Baji in terms of politeness.” Jiang Cheng nodded and commented.
“It should be Nit who is not at all ashamed to be raised by a woman.” Shin Baha raised an index finger and continued.
“Want to die?!” Jiang Cheng’s face instantly burst into blue veins.
“Hey, let’s go, scumbag Nite.” Yueyong turned around and left first, while reminding lightly.
“Goodbye, scumbag Nite.” Little Ape waved his hand.
“Goodbye, Nate, who was raised by a woman.” Kondo waved his hand.
“I’m really envious. I want to do that kind of work too. Goodbye, Nate.” Hasegawa waved his hand, sighed, and turned away.
“You… all die!!”
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