Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 588

[Chapter 543: If there are 2, there will be 3!]

“Jiangcheng sama! Don’t worry about those things! Let’s play that fun game between men and women!”

“Yes! We brought all the tools we need here!”

Ignoring the excited Baihua members, Jiang Cheng lowered his body and naturally took the telescope in Yin Shi’s hand, who was lying in a pool of blood, rolling his eyes and twitching from time to time.

“Ah Lie Lie, it’s better to stand higher and have a better view~” Jiang Cheng said with emotion while looking around with his binoculars, “But… they’re all little devils, it doesn’t make any sense at all… No, no, what is that? It’s getting closer, and it’s no surprise that it’s a mountain… eh? Why is the field of vision so dark?”

“That, little brother, I suggest you put down the telescope and take a look.” Hasegawa reminded silently.

“Jiangcheng sama~ were you looking at your concubine just now?” Standing on the fence, Ge Ye, who was standing on the fence, put some part of his swimsuit on the telescope, and licked his lips, “Ha~ are you so impatient~”

“Gintoki sama, please cheer up a little bit.” The outsider in a swimsuit who did not know when he arrived, squatted on the ground and pulled out the kunai on Gintoki’s body one by one.

“It’s you…” Yinshi opened his eyes and glanced at Gaidomaru, and said weakly, “What’s wrong? Shikigami also wants to learn to swim in summer?”

“No, no, we heard that Jiang Cheng sama wants to learn how to swim.

Throwing a random [beep-] party in the pool.” Waidoumaru raised an index finger and explained solemnly.

“Who wants to hold that kind of [beep-] chaotic party?!” Jiang Cheng roared with his blue veins bursting.

“Jiang Cheng sama ~ I’ll tell you quietly~” Ge Ye, who was wearing a swimsuit and wrapped a bath towel on his upper body, had a worse expression, and kept rubbing against the telescope in Jiang Cheng’s hand with a certain part of himself, “Because the tail There is no relationship, so there is no…ah-!!”

Before he could finish speaking, Ge Ye was kicked by the violent Jiang Cheng and flew more than ten meters away, the latter screamed and smashed directly into the swimming pool. There was a huge splash.

At the same time, some children also ran ashore because of fright.

“It’s blocking the binoculars of labor and management!” Jiang Cheng shouted with his blue veins bursting, pointing at Ge Yebai, who was lying on his back in the pool, obviously unconscious.

“Is this what you’re angry about?!” Hasegawa groaned loudly, “Also, I beg you, don’t make a big accident again, because you just hit, and many guests escaped!”

” Besides, the body odor is too heavy! Who is interested in your body full of body odor! I really killed you!” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and curled his lips in disdain.

“Jiangcheng sama, I don’t have body odor.” Waidoumaru stood up and said seriously.

“I hate the horns on your head, so I can’t.” Jiang Cheng refused without hesitation.

“Ah, it doesn’t matter, I can just pull it out.” Saying that, Wai Daomaru stretched out his hand and forcefully broke off a horn on his head.

Looking at Wai Dao Wan, who was lying on the ground and started twitching with his eyes rolled due to excessive blood loss, everyone present ignored it.

“But then again, is this the swimming pool?” Yueyong held the cigarette stick in her hand, glanced around, and said with some disdain, “I thought the swimming pool was a kind of place, similar to Yoshihara, men and women almost Quan Guo played together.

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“No, it’s not like that! This is not that kind of place!” Hasegawa defended loudly.

“Jiang Cheng sama! Let’s play this!” A group of Miss Baihua pulled Jiang Cheng’s arm and pointed to the slide beside him.

“I’m not a kid,” Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, then sat down and continued to search for something with the binoculars in his hand, “I don’t play with things that only children like to play with. ”

Indeed, we are already adults!” The resurrected Yinshi sat down at the same time, and took out another spare telescope from his arms.

“You two… you are really hopeless scum.” Hasegawa muttered silently.

“Yinshi, did you find anything?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“No, not yet…” Yinshi replied.

“Me too, I thought there would be a lot of nice scenery in the swimming pool at this time…” Jiang Cheng murmured, “Ah? Why do I feel like I have been lifted up? things…”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng put down the telescope in his hand.

Looking at Yueyong, who was directing Baihua members to pour lubricating fluid onto himself barrel by barrel, Jiang Cheng, who was held directly above the slide by Baihua’s sisters, suddenly became expressionless.

“Hey! What do you want to do?! Why do you still pour that kind of thing on me? And it’s too much!” Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes.

“It’s too much, I feel like I can’t catch Jiang Cheng’s sama…” said a Miss Baihua who was holding Jiang Cheng.

“Ah, don’t worry, if you can’t catch it, you can grab it there.” Yueyong replied lightly.

“Hey! What dangerous words did you just say! Where is that?! Kill you! Smelly woman!” Jiang Chengbai complained angrily with his eyes bursting with blue veins.

At this time, Hasegawa, who realized that the situation was wrong, hurriedly reminded: “Hey! This is not Yoshihara’s swimming pool! Stop it!”

“Then, let go…” Yue Yong glanced at the crowd of Baihua. member.

“Wait!!” Hasegawa hurriedly took a step forward, but it was too late, and the members of Baihua who received the order had already let go of Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng, who was covered in lubricating fluid, rushed down to the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, all the ladies and sisters Baihua screamed excitedly and followed Jiang Cheng. Hasegawa, who had no time to stop him, was also on the ground. All the lubricating fluid slipped on his feet and rowed face down down the slide to the pool.

“Hey!! You’re playing too much!” Jiang Cheng, who was sliding fast, shouted, “I

can’t keep my balance!” “Don’t worry! A Miss Baihua in the back shouted excitedly, “Leave it to me! I will help Jiang Cheng sama maintain a good balance!”

“Get out of the way! Ugly! It’s me who wants to help Jiang Cheng sama hold the balance!”

“It’s me!”

Looking at the members of Baihua who were still arguing even when they were sliding fast, Hasegawa followed behind. Collapsing and shouting: “It doesn’t matter at all at this time! It’s said that this slippery thing has caused the speed to get out of control! Everyone——!! Hurry up and escape——!!”

A group of children below looked at the slide In the scene above, they panicked, screaming and rushing to the shore.

Whoa!

After the huge splash, Jiang Cheng did not stop, but slid directly on the water for a few meters and smashed heavily on the stone eaves beside the swimming pool.

“Ugh!” Jiang Cheng, who had smashed the entire bank into pieces, spit out a mouthful of blood and fell into a coma.

The group of Miss Baihua was not injured. They all landed safely on the shore behind Jiang Cheng. As for Hasegawa, it was a bit miserable. The whole person was lying on the water with blood all over his head and did not move.

“Jiang Cheng sama, you should still have a good balance!” A Miss Baihua squatted down and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was still twitching while lying in a pool of blood, and suggested aloud, “So, this time let me Let’s help you keep your balance! Don’t worry! Jiang Cheng, sama, give me your [beep–]!”

“You… did you mean it?” Jiang Cheng struggled to turn his face away, and spit out a spit feebly. , and then struggled to stand up, “You… give me a good look! How should the slide be played!”

After that, Jiang Cheng picked up the surfboard he didn’t know where he found it, turned around and walked to the side, A group of Miss Baihua followed Jiang Cheng with his surfboard in his arms one after another.

“Wait…Wait!” Hasegawa, who had recovered, quickly stood up and shouted to Jiang Cheng and the others who were leaving, but the other party did not respond at all to his words.

“Ah—!”

At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child’s exclamation from behind, and immediately turned his head to look.

“Look! Someone’s floating there!” said a small child, pointing to the motionless man floating head-down directly under the slide.

“It’s over! Was it implicated by the one just now?!” Hasegawa hurriedly stepped forward to check, hugged his head, and shouted frantically, “Has an accident finally happened?!”

But at this moment, this suspected The long-haired man in a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit who was involved in the accident stood up from the water, laughed twice, raised the watermelon in his hand, and moved toward the shore, blindfolded, and Elizabeth, who was waving a wooden stick in his hand. He shouted, “Elizabeth, the watermelon is cool! Yo Xi, let’s play watermelon over there… Wow!” As

soon as he finished speaking, he was stepped on a surfboard soaked with lubricating fluid from the slide almost at the same time. Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who rushed down, collided directly and fainted, and the watermelon in UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com simultaneously let go.

“Did you see it? You guys,” Jiang Cheng, who came to the shore safely, took a piece of watermelon from Yinshi, and said to the group of Miss Baihua, “This is the normal way to play the slide!”

“Hey We got it! Jiang Cheng sama!” A group of Miss Baihua raised their hands in response at the same time.

“Remember, you must apply lubricating fluid under the surfboard, it’s unnecessary!” Jiang Cheng said seriously while eating watermelon, “Do you understand?!”

“Understood!” ×n

“Who won the victory just now?” Yin Shi asked Yueyong, who was beside him, “I beat myself by 300 yuan.”

“Go ashore at the same time, and the dealer will take everything.” Yueyong replied indifferently.

“How can it be repaired!” Yin Shi shouted frantically.

“Yueyue, don’t you want to play?” Jiang Cheng, who was pulled by a group of Miss Baihua’s arms or pressed against his body, asked Yueyong who was beside him, “Everyone said it was very interesting and wanted to do it again.”

“Humph ,” Yueyong snorted coldly, turning her face away with a look of disdain, “I’m not interested in that kind of thing.”

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