Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 585

[Chapter 540: The work of adults… It is incomprehensible to children!]

“Factory manager,” Fourteen wearing blue-tinted sunglasses, dressed as a factory worker, holding the sniper rifle to his shoulder with one hand, and reporting to his headset with the other hand. Suspicious figures and suspicious nits have been shot immediately!”

“Understood! Has the committee finally started to act? Ragnarok is not far away! The development of the Patriots must be accelerated!” Gintoki’s voice came from the headset.

“There are other very suspicious children, do you want to deal with them?” Saying that, Shi Shi crouched down and raised his sniper rifle at the same time.

boom!

After another shot, Shi Shi slowly fell to the ground, and a group of children also leaned tightly together, trembling with fright.

“That’s my guest,” Yin Shi, dressed in overalls, wearing yellow lenses and sunglasses, with a cigarette in his mouth, a mustache on his face, and a sniper rifle in his hand, walked away slowly and said. , “Carrying the last hope of mankind, the children of the Patriots, welcome to visit the Patriot Factory.”

“Factory director, the children said they have no interest in the Patriots.” Kagura raised the umbrella in his hand and shouted.

“Really?” Yin Shi closed his eyes and replied, “If you are found here, you can’t let you go like this. It needs to be resolved immediately…”

Before Gintoki could speak, he was shot by Kagura and Shinhachi, who took out their pistols at the same time.

Kagura, who was still smoking from the pistol in his hand, said without looking back, “You can go back now.”

“Be careful on the way back.” Xin Baha took over.

…

Dilapidated factory door, eight pairs of children’s sandals on the floor.

Daigoro and the other children followed behind Shinhachi and Kagura tremblingly, and walked slowly towards the depths of the factory.

“Come this way, please.” Shinhachi said without looking back.

“Oops! It’s definitely better to go back!” a child whispered.

“Even if you go back, you will definitely be killed!” Another child retorted in a low voice.

“Right now, I just have to be conscious and visit the Patriot Factory.” There was no timidity on Daigoro’s face.

“but…”

Before they could finish speaking, Shin Baha and Kagura, who were walking at the forefront, stopped, stopped in front of a transparent showcase and stood on both sides.

The top of the showcase is also very thoughtfully marked with the words “The History of the Patriots”.

“Look here Aru.” Kagura introduced to the children.

“Here you can see the historical changes of the Patriots.” Xin Bazhu took the words, and then pointed to the Patriots on the far left of the showcase, “Although the Patriots look like this now, they actually have a very long history. Since the beginning of the Wen era, it has been continuously improved to support our lives.”

“I don’t remember being supported!” Daigoro complained.

“This is the oldest patriot in the world made by the father of the patriot, the Tugmanda Patriarch.” Xin Bajia pointed to the fried chicken on a plate on the far right of the showcase and the original silver sheet behind the plate. A photo of a man dressed up, he continued in a serious manner.

“It’s just a piece of meat, right?” a child groaned.

“Although it’s similar to meat, it’s an authentic patriot.” Shin Baha explained, and then pointed to the desiccant next to the fried chicken, “Look, there’s “inedible” written next to it.

”

“With desiccant, it means it’s food!”

“This first-generation patriot, because of its shape, we call it the Bone Patriot, the Tendon (Patriot) Man and other names.” Kagura held up an index finger and introduced it in a serious manner.

“It’s just that the meat characters in the brackets have been replaced!”

“This is in the Heian period,” Xin Baha, who ignored the children’s complaints, pointed to the second “patriot” from the right in the display cabinet and introduced, “After sending the Tang envoy-Kakimoto Tuwumaru, he changed greatly and joined the Tang Dynasty. Spicy Patriots made towards the spices brought back…”

Looking at the spicy chicken nuggets that had obviously been bitten on the plate, and the oil stains on the corners of Yin Shi’s mouth on the photo behind the plate, a child vigorously complained: “This is spicy chicken drumsticks? Woolen cloth,

Tuwumalu’s mouth is full of oil in the photo!

”

Still perfectly ignoring the child’s complaints, Xin Bazhu pointed to the fried chicken leg and french fries set aside and then introduced: “Then in the Warring States Period, through Tuwuwanzang, the patriots reached their prime.”

“Why did it become a set meal! Tuwuwanzang didn’t do anything at all! This is the history of fried chicken!” Looking at the back of Yinshi who was checking out with the clerk at the KFC front desk in the photo, the name just now The child spit all over.

“Then, after going through a lot of things, it evolved into the current form.” Shin Baha pointed to the Patriots and continued.

“Why?! The most important part is so vague!!”

“After learning the basics of being a patriot, I’m finally going to visit the factory,” Xin Bazhu turned around and walked slowly along the dark corridor of the factory, while explaining slowly to a group of children, “Let’s have a look at the patriotism. The manufacturing process of the Patriot, as seen. The Patriot is roughly made up of three parts. The Kleenex part called Solid.”

“No, you already call it facial tissue, why is it still called Solid?”

“The part of toilet paper called Nacked.” Shinpachi continued, “and… the stick.”

“Why?! Why gave up the name!”

“Put those three things together and the Patriots are done,” Shinbaha continued.

At this time, Xin Ba Haw and others finally came to the outside of the Patriot Manufacturing Room.

Shinhachi and Kagura led a group of children to stop outside the glass window of the factory.

“Look at that conveyor belt!” Kagura said.

“Nothing is coming… Is the factory manager dead so you are all lazy?” A child whispered while looking at the dirty conveyor belts that were slowly turning but empty.

But just finished speaking, on a conveyor belt, the figure of Yin Shi slowly appeared.

Looking at Yin, who was covered in blood and was lying on the conveyor belt with no movement at all, the children were all expressionless.

[The factory manager has been sent over!

!

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“First assemble the broken factory manager.” Kagura explained, “This is the first process.”

“Where to start?!”

“What is broken, isn’t the factory manager just kidding you two?!”

“The factory manager is already broken.” Shin Baha explained thoughtfully.

“The factory manager is not respected at all!!”

At this moment, Gintoki stopped in front of Little Ape, who was holding a tissue and wearing a work uniform.

“First, wipe off the blood on your body with a tissue.” Kagura explained.

Looking at the little ape who took out a paper towel and kept wiping the blood on Yinshi’s head, the child struggled to complain: “Isn’t that part of the Patriot? Don’t worry about those things, hurry up and assemble it!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki, who had been wiped by Little Monkey, came to Yueyong, who was holding a roll of paper. At the same time, Xinbaha continued to explain: “Then use toilet paper to wipe the blood-stained past clean.”

Looking at Yueyong who wrapped Yinshi’s head in toilet paper in three or two strokes, or this meaningless process, the child continued to complain: “That kind of uncle’s past doesn’t matter! Hurry up and make patriots!”

At this time, Ginshi, who had gone through the second process, came to Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi who were holding patriots and wearing work clothes.

Meanwhile, Kagura explained very timely: “Then wake him up with Patriot.”

I saw Shi Shi and Jiang Cheng, who were standing on both sides of the conveyor belt, without the slightest hesitation, raised the patriots in their hands and smashed them down at Yin Shi’s head again and again without interruption.

In the process, Yinshi seems to have also made a statement like “It hurts”.

“Isn’t the Patriot already ready?! Why was the Patriot used in the process of making the Patriot? By the way, that uncle said “it hurts”?

Absolutely, right?

Saying “it hurts” means you’re still alive, right?

What’s going on?

!

”

“No, I didn’t say it.” Xin Baji lied without blushing, and then continued to explain, “This process is repeated three times.”

“You guys are just looking for trouble! Aren’t these guys the same people who were killed just now?”

“The past must be settled for resurrection,” Kagura explained.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the others with expressionless faces, the child complained again: “That’s just revenge!”

At this time, Gintoki was slowly fed by the conveyor belt into a machine with the word “healing” written on it, and at the same time, Xinba Haw thoughtfully explained: “Then let the factory manager pass the healing machine…”

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Gintoki, who was the same as just now, was sent out by the conveyor belt from the other side of the machine.

“—The factory manager is done!” Shinbachi continued.

“It’s completely the same as before!”

“The factory manager is considered to have completed his form like this, but it will be broken after birth,” Kagura explained.

“The process just now is completely unnecessary!”

“The second process is the factory manager’s inspirational chapter that motivates the assembled factory manager’s fighting spirit.” Xin Baji continued to explain.

“The factory manager is all right!”

“The production of the Patriot, the factory manager is an indispensable existence.” Xin Baha explained slightly helplessly, “So there is no way.”

“When did you start being a patriot!!”

At this time, Gintoki was sent by the conveyor belt to a machine marked “I still only saw stars at that time”.

(Note: This sentence comes from an unheard flower name.)

Looking at Yin who came out of this machine and put on a dark student uniform, a child wondered, “What’s going on? I was put on a student uniform!”

As soon as the voice fell, the speed of the conveyor belt began to increase.

“Unbelievable speed! It’s almost impossible to keep up!” A group of children also began to run along the conveyor belt outside the window.

“Hey! Look at that!” a child suddenly found something and shouted, pointing to the conveyor belt in the window.

When the children heard the sound, they ran and looked into the window, only to see Xiaomon and Yueyong in high school uniforms holding a sign with the words “Come on, little workers! Goal, Japan’s number one factory manager!” Banner, while following Yin Shi, shouting at the same time: “Go! Go! Xiaogong! Come on! Come on! Xiaogong!”

“Why does it look like a train to Tokyo!”

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