Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 584
[Chapter 539 : Society can’t do without everyone… That’s weird!]
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Shinhachi suddenly heard Kondo’s voice coming from the side, so he turned his head curiously and looked through the gap between the landscape trees.
“As you can see, first of all, it’s not easy for us,” Kondo, who was beaten by A Miao just now, had a bruised nose and a swollen face, but was still buried in a pile of persimmons with only one head sticking out. The children explained solemnly, “Even so, we are not discouraged or give up, and believe in the arrival of tomorrow. This is the stalker!”
【That’s not your job!
】 Xin Ba Hao complained wildly in his heart.
“Ask a question.” A little boy with a notebook and a ballpoint pen in his hand raised his hand.
“What’s the problem?” Kondo asked.
“Have you ever wanted to die?” the child asked seriously.
【What’s wrong with this!
It’s even more direct than when you ask Jiang Chengsang!
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“That’s a good question.” Kondo sighed.
【What a ghost!
!
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“The so-called work, you have to experience pain no matter what,” Kondo closed his eyes with a soft expression and answered slowly, “But if you have to suffer no matter what, you still want to choose to suffer because of what you like.”
【Why do you look like an expert!
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“I think the idea is so naive!”
Hasegawa’s voice suddenly came from behind the children.
Hearing the sound, Kondo and a group of children turned their heads and looked over at the same time, only to see Hasegawa who was wearing only shorts, two rolls of toilet paper on each arm, and a box of facial tissue in each hand. behind the children.
“In this world, there are a lot of people doing jobs that they don’t like.” Hasegawa frowned and continued solemnly, “Society is supported by these people, and I too…”
Saying that, Hasegawa showed a bit of unbearable expression on his face, “I don’t become a patriot because I like it!”
【Hey–!
!
I don’t understand what the concept of a patriot is at all!
】 Xin Baha roared in his heart with an exaggerated expression.
“But there’s no way!” Hasegawa continued, “Who would want to do such a thing if I didn’t do it! The world needs patriots!”
【Absolutely not necessary!
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“A guy who blames everything on others, no matter how long it takes, the final result will be nothing.” Kondo closed his eyes and replied with a pretense of deepness.
“You…how can you understand the mood of a patriot!” Hasegawa gritted his teeth with indignation.
“I know!”
“Huh?” Hasegawa froze for a moment.
“Me too… I too…” Kondo’s face showed a bit of unbearable, and then he jumped out of the persimmon in an instant, “Having the dual mission of a patriot and a stalker!”
Looking at Kondo in the same attire as Hasegawa, Shin Baha shouted again in his heart: [In the final analysis, it’s a waste of wood!
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“You…you too…” Looking at Kondo standing in front of him, Hasegawa muttered in disbelief.
“Ah, yes, so don’t bear it alone in the future.” Kondo replied with a soft expression, “Come to me to discuss anything.”
For some reason, Hasegawa and Kondo, who were so moved that the two lines of clear tears on their faces could not stop, slowly walked towards each other in the tear-jerking nostalgic BGM.
Hasegawa said “thank you” and hugged each other tightly.
But at this moment when the honey was touched, a child raised his hand and asked, “That… I’m sorry, so what exactly is a patriot?”
Kondo and Hasegawa let go of each other at the same time, and turned to look at a group of children at the same time, and said at the same time: “I don’t know.”
Kondo and Hasegawa were just silent as they watched the children turn around and leave with expressionless faces.
…
At dusk, on the bank of the river.
Shinbahaw and Kagura blankly looked at Jiang Cheng and the others, who were squatting on the ground with their knees on their backs, and were speechless for a while.
“Any cigarettes? Get me one.
“Jiang Cheng showed a badly played face, and asked Shi Shi who was on the side with a hoarse throat.
Fourteen took out a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket, and handed it to Jiang Cheng without raising his head.
“I want to…” Yin Shi stretched out his hand towards Jiang Cheng with blank eyes.
“I also…”
“I also…”
Yueyong and the others took the cigarette case in Jiang Cheng’s hand in anger, just like Yin Shi.
“What the hell are you doing?” Xin Baha, who couldn’t stand this weird atmosphere, said with a blank expression, “Lord Tangtang is all despised by children like this…”
“It’s the last one, Xinba Haw.” Jiang Cheng raised his head, revealing a face that had already looked at life, “Life… the last one.”
“That’s right… the last one,” Yinshi replied softly with his head lowered, “My life is like this cigarette, it will soon… burn out…”
“Speaking of… life is really short…” Kondo raised his head and looked at the dimly yellow sky with a relieved expression on his face.
“Today’s wind…is a little different from the past,” Little Ape raised his head and said with a little emotion, “It’s easier to blow into the depths of the soul than before…”
“Although it’s short,… it’s a life that doesn’t have any meaning like garbage.” Hasegawa sighed, “This kind of life… Maybe it’s long overdue…”
“Hey! Cheer me up! You guys! Why are you talking like you’re going to die after smoking that cigarette!” Haw burst out with indignation, “It’s also adults’ job to teach children important things!”
After speaking, Xin Ba Ha’s expression gradually calmed down again, “Is this really good? Let social practice end like this…”
Jiang Cheng and the others stopped what they were doing and lowered their heads thoughtfully.
…
someday…
Daigoro, who had just finished school, pushed open the sliding door of his house, and before he could change his shoes, he was stopped by his mother who came to the entrance.
“Daigoro, I have your letter.”
“Letter?” Daigoro let out a puzzled sound, then took the letter from his mother and took a look at it in his hand. On the cover of the letter, he saw the words “Patriot Factory Visiting Invitation Ticket” in large characters.
“What’s this?”
…
The next day, Saturday.
Daigoro stood at the door of a dilapidated factory at the address written on the reception ticket, and looked at the dilapidated factory in front of him without any expression.
“Daigoro,” a boy’s voice suddenly came from the side, “Did you also get the reception ticket?”
Looking at the seven little boys coming at the same time, Daigoro looked at the coupon in his hand, “Why, are you too?”
“I didn’t want to care about him, but it was said that you can get the Holy Demon War stickers for free here.”
“So…the Patriot Factory…what is it?” Daigoro murmured while looking at the coupon in his hand.
At this moment, the voice of Xin Baji was accompanied by the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer.
“Waiting for you, dear boys.”
“You are the precocious brats who were chosen among the children of the world for the right to visit this dream factory… No, good children.”
All dressed…obviously copied…the factory manager who borrowed from the chocolate factory, but Kagura and Shinpachi, who were dressed in red and blue, walked slowly towards the group of children.
“I’m Aba.” Xinba introduced himself, holding the brim of his hat in his right hand and a black cane in his left.
“I’m Ale!” Kagura introduced himself while holding the brim of his hat in his left hand and using the umbrella in his other hand as a crutch.
“It’s the dream guide of this DreamWorks!” Shin Baha and Kagura raised their hands at the same time.
“It’s a complete copy of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, right?” a child groaned slightly speechlessly.
“That…” Wearing glasses, it was the child who pushed the fourteenth to a dead end a few days ago. He raised his glasses and asked with a serious expression, “What is the purpose of this visit?”
“What? It’s rare to entertain you…” Xin Baji’s face showed a bit of very deliberate helplessness… The answer was irrelevant.
“You can go back if you want to, Aru, but I won’t give you stickers for the Holy Demon War.” Kagura took the words, and still answered the question, “Also, I will forever lose the opportunity to understand what a patriot is, Aru.”
“Anyway, I have absolutely no interest in the Patriots or anything…” Daigoro lowered his head and sighed, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com said casually.
But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by an exclamation from behind.
“Yeah-!! Look, look!” Little Ape, who came behind a group of children at some point in time, pointed to the broken factory in front of him and said to Yueyong, “Patriot factory! No way! I dare not! Believe!”
“I didn’t expect that there would be a Patriot factory in such a place,” Yue Yong said in disbelief, “I heard that there are only NASA, FBI and NBA manufacturing in the world…”
“Let’s take a peek…” Saying that, Little Ape crept over towards the factory’s open door.
“Wait! Sarutobi…” Yueyong hurriedly trotted to catch up with Little Ape, and stopped him aloud.
But just as Little Ape stepped into the factory gate, a gunshot suddenly sounded.
After being shot in the forehead, Yue Yong and Xiao Yuan, who couldn’t stop gushing blood, slowly fell to the ground.
The children on the side watched this scene, all of them… black faces fell silent.
“I’m sorry! Let the two of you attract the enemy!” Jiang Cheng’s voice suddenly came from the roof of the factory building, “But… it doesn’t matter! As long as there is a recipe for crab… patriots! I… will definitely become the entire Edo… No, The first factory manager on earth! Your funeral…will be filled with patriots!”
Saying that, Jiang Cheng showed a bit of a grim smile on his face, and at the same time he reached out and lifted a piece of the ceiling off the roof, but just as Jiang Cheng was about to jump into the factory building, another shot rang out.
boom!
Jiang Cheng, who was shot in the back of the head, staggered two steps and fell directly from the upper eaves of the factory building and fell to the ground.
Seeing this scene… the children’s faces… turned even darker.
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