Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 583

[Chapter 538: The best way to educate children is to teach them by example!]

“So you are still a hundred years early.” Yueyong lightly held the cigarette stick in one hand and replied lightly.

“You’re too cold, Yueyue,” Jiang Cheng shook his head gently and chuckled, “It’s not too early, basically boys of this age will be curious about this kind of thing. If you educate them, you might make some serious mistakes in the future.”

“You said that…” Yueyong’s expression became a little more serious, she nodded and muttered: “Indeed…but I still think it’s too early…”

At this moment, a ninja with glasses tied with two braids and dressed as a primary school student with a backpack on his back came behind a group of primary school students, raised his hand and said, “Then, can you at least… teach me how to make What about a man’s trick to get caught in a vortex of sexual happiness?”

[Why does it seem that there is a perverted glasses girl mixed in there!

】 Xin Ba Hao complained wildly in his heart.

“No, so that’s the last thing I can tell you.” Yue Yong replied indifferently.

“Why do you ask her? She doesn’t know anything about those things,” Jiang Cheng curled his lips and pointed to Yueyong beside him with disdain, “Should you ask me?”

“Who… who doesn’t know anything about those things!” Yue Yong shouted with a blushing face, but she had no confidence at all, “I… I’m from Yoshihara anyway! No one knows those things better than me… matter!”

“Then tell me!” Xiao Yuan said again, “Actually, I have a boyfriend who is currently dating. If something goes wrong at a critical moment, can you afford to take responsibility!”

【What can go wrong!

It’s just your delusion!

】 Xin Ba Hao once again complained in his heart.

“Don’t worry, the aunt at the pharmacy will tell you all the precautions,” Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes and replied blankly, “If you still don’t understand, just look at the instructions on the natto package.”

[Will the pharmacy aunt say it?

!

Do you really say it?

!

] Xin Ba Hao complained in his heart, [What are the instructions on the natto packaging?

Are you mixing it with chopsticks?

Are you mixing it with chopsticks?

!

】

“It turns out that at the critical moment, I need to let the pharmacy aunt stir natto.” Little Ape murmured while writing in the notebook.

【Idiot!

This man is an idiot!

I actually believed it!

】 Xin Baha’s whole person is not well.

“Hey?! When Yoshihara is working, do you still need to stand next to an old lady who stirs natto?!”

“No! I hate natto!”

“Me too!”

A group of children opened their mouths one after another.

“No! I don’t need it!” Yueyong pulled out the kunai that had just been stuck on Jiang Cheng’s head, and ignored Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and twitching from time to time, “I really can’t help you, but say Come here, maybe it’s better to learn something from now on…”

Saying that, Yueyong picked up the patriot who didn’t know where to find it, “Then let me explain something, if this is that, if this is that, here…”

【What are you doing with Patriots!

】 Xin Baha’s eyes widened, and he complained wildly in his heart.

Before Yueyong finished speaking, she began to tear up the Patriot’s paper roll, obviously…it was because she couldn’t go on…

“Women turn out to be like that?!” a child exclaimed in shock.

Then, a group of children scrambled to run away.

Three minutes later…

Yueyong sat at a table and pulled out a few pieces of paper from the Patriots, covered her eyes and sobbed: “I wanted to try not to be specific and keep it simple…”

“Don’t pretend to be pure! Quickly teach me Yoshihara’s secrets! Besides the aunt who stirs natto, do you have any other tricks?” Little Ape asked reluctantly while sitting on the side.

“Really~” Jiang Cheng on the side turned his face away and spat with disdain, “So women shouldn’t do this kind of thing, and they can scare the children away, so let’s let you see, what is it? How to educate these little children!”

After all,

Jiang Cheng turned his head and squinted and smiled and looked at the children standing behind him.

“Okay, is there anything you want to ask me?” Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

“That,” a little boy raised his hand and asked, “as a scumbag who has made no contribution to society at all, how do you feel? Do you want to die in the past?”

In an instant, several blue veins appeared on Jiang Cheng’s face.

“This person is so miserable! Although I don’t want to say that, this man is so miserable! The first question made Jiang Chengsang fall into this situation! Just answering is like admitting that he is a useless scumbag. Ah!” Xin Bazhu, who was on the table next to him, complained in a low voice.

“But… it’s the truth, Aru.” Kagura nodded and commented.

“That…” Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down and said calmly, “Probably you all have some misunderstandings about nit… and OTAKU, today is just an opportunity, let me explain nit and OTAKU for you. How about a great contribution to society? If you write it down and write it down, you will definitely win an award.”

“Really?! Can I really win an award?!”

“Well, that’s right, you can definitely win!” Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

“This person is about to start again…” Xin Baha on the side pushed his glasses and spit out expressionlessly.

“First of all! It’s a big mistake to say that Nit or OTAKU has no contribution to society at all!” Jiang Cheng took out the game he just bought today from his arms, “You know what this is. ?”

“Game! It’s a limited-edition game today!” a little boy answered with a raised hand.

“That’s right, it’s a game.” Jiang Cheng nodded, “But then again, you know that it’s a game that was sold today, which is really incredible.”

“Because my dad was the designer of this game.”

“That’s it… Since that’s the case, it’s better… Explain.” Jiang Cheng nodded again.

“This guy just wanted to talk about flickering? Did he want to flicker a child?” Xin Baha twitched and complained.

“First of all, this was not stolen or robbed, but bought with money, you all understand this?” Jiang Cheng continued.

“Yeah! Understood!” Several children nodded at the same time.

“Money is basically the most important thing. If you don’t have money, you can’t do everything.” Jiang Cheng continued, “Then I will ask, who does the money I bought the game end up in?”

“It’s distributed to the game store, and the company that develops the game.” The little boy answered honestly.

“That’s right! The money we bought the game was ultimately given to the dedicated game store employees and the game company employees!” Jiang Cheng shouted earnestly, “Thanks to us, they can receive their wages and take the money. Live a normal life! Imagine what would happen to those people without our game consumers? What would happen to your dad who was a game designer?!”

“Dad…will be laid off…” The little boy’s eyes widened unconsciously, “Our family…will not have enough to eat…”

“Correct answer!” Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, then shook his head gently, and continued softly: “Without us nits, all the employees in the game store or the game company will be laid off. So you still Do you think that nits have contributed nothing to the society? Who is your father who didn’t lose his job? Isn’t it just us nits?! Moreover, nits rarely go out, in other words, they rarely cause trouble in this society , unlike those people outside who often cause trouble at every turn, how much manpower and material resources we have saved for this society! In fact, without us nits, this society will be much more than what it is now, wandering the streets all day long The homeless! You…get it?!”

“Although what I said is quite reasonable and it is also true, but… I always feel that something is wrong…” Xin Baha silently complained.

“Is Nite such a great person?!” a little girl exclaimed.

“Yes, yes, even speaking, the normal functioning of this society cannot be separated from our nits.” Jiang Cheng sighed and said with a little emotion, “Without nits, this society will fall into Paralyzed. Nit…is the most important job that supports the normal functioning of the whole society, you…get it?”

“Got it! Nit is really great! When I grow up, I want to be Nit too!”

“me too!”

“me too!”

A group of children joined in.

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“Looks like you guys really understand… ah!” Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Kagura and Shinpachi were kicked several meters away.

“What are you teaching the children!” Xin Bazhu pointed at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, and shouted loudly, pulling his neck with his veins bursting, “Are you going to turn them all into the Nite family?!”

“No, I just want them to understand Nit’s contribution to society…” Jiang Cheng covered his swollen cheeks, got up and explained inarticulately.

“There’s a ghost’s contribution!” Xin Baji spit out.

“Listen, you guys,” Kagura pointed at the patriots on the table, “the so-called nit is… than this useless thing Aru, this man is just a waste person raised by a group of women, Without him, society will continue to function as usual. Even the gears of society can become faster Aru.”

“Hey! Don’t tell me nonsense!” Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily.

However, a group of children had no desire to listen any longer, and turned away with disdain on their faces.

After a minute…

“Hehehe, I’m a guy who is less useful than this kind of thing…” Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground, hugged his legs into a ball, surrounded by shadows, and there was a patriot in front of him, “I mean, Nit is a guy who is useless to society at all, ah… I really want to die… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about

“I always feel a little pitiful…” Shin Baha spit out a blank expression.

“It’s the truth.” Kagura snorted disdainfully.

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