Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 556

[Chapter 512: Just shout it out for me!]

In the afternoon, Jiang Cheng, who had not eaten lunch, was sitting in a dumpling shop on Yoshihara Street, the table in front of him was full of chocolates.

Jiang Cheng didn’t know how many cups of tea he had drank before he ate half of the chocolate.

On the side, Qingta looked at the chocolate on the table in front of Jiang Cheng with a face of loss or frustration. She wanted to say something but didn’t know what to say.

“It’s really a convenient body, no matter how much you eat, you won’t get fat.” Rilun on the side looked at Jiang Cheng and sighed.

“Of course it is!” Jiang Cheng said vaguely while chewing the chocolate in his hand, “I’ve turned the food into energy and consumed it well! Well, please have another cup of tea. ”

Hey, here we come.” The lady in charge of the dumpling shop came over with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

“Oh, thank you.” Jiang Cheng took the teacup and gulped it down.

“But then again, all the chocolates are made by myself.” Hiron continued, “I don’t have any from the store.”

“Is there any difference?” Jiang Cheng, who was planning to take a break, asked suspiciously. , “Is there any difference between the chocolates you buy in the store and the ones you make yourself?”

“Of course,” Sun Wheel nodded affirmatively, “The chocolates you make yourself must contain more thought than you can spend casually. Money buys a lot more. It seems that you are really popular in Yoshihara.”

“Ahahaha, I actually knew the fact that I was a very good man back then.” Jiang Cheng touched his head. Han laughed, “This kind of thing is really impossible~ Ahahaha…”

“Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang is most likely to be attracted by women?” Sun Lun asked suddenly.

“I always think your question is so sudden,” Jiang Cheng stopped laughing and muttered silently, then folded his hands and closed his eyes to think, “Indeed, am I most attracted to women…”

Leaning aside Yueyong on the wall unconsciously pricked up her ears.

“Of course it’s the face and Ou…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Yue Yong threw a kunai again, hitting Jiang Cheng’s forehead. At the same time, a strange little girl who suddenly appeared was also white He roared and kicked Jiang Cheng’s stomach.

“Why… why even Kagura…” Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and murmured.

“Did you start talking about hooligans in broad daylight, Aru?! Perverted OTAKU uncle!” Kagura scolded happily.

“Hey, what a bad man.” Yueyong spat in disdain.

“Why is it bad for telling the truth?” Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected in situ, pulled out the kunai on his forehead, sat down on the chair again, held up his hands while showing a displeased face, and continued to say with a curled mouth. , “I really don’t understand you people. The words I said are clearly what all men think in their hearts. Are you happy when you hear those rhetoric? Don’t you have to be more sincere? When you confess, say “I I like you, please stay with me!”

Disgusting!

Tell me honestly: I want to [beep] with you, can’t I?

!

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was once again knocked to the ground by Yueyong and Kagura.

”

What are you saying in front of the child!”

“Yue Yong roared with white eyes, “Speaking of which, if all confessions turn out to be like that, the world will be over!”

Never again will a woman agree to a man’s request for a relationship!

”

No, primitive people usually confess like this.

“Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected once again, sat up and defended solemnly.

“Little uncle can become a primitive by himself, Aru!”

Kagura exclaimed loudly with white eyes.

“Cut, anyway, I wouldn’t say something like that without saying anything!”

I have already decided!

Definitely not that disgusting hypocritical man!

I hate men who only talk nice to coax women!

”

“A man like you is also the most hated by women.”

‘ Kagura sneered mercilessly.

“Lord Jiang Cheng is my favorite too! That’s right! I also hate that kind of disgusting hypocritical man!” A young lady Baihua suddenly popped out.

“Lord Jiang Cheng, I want to [beep—] with you!”

Several Miss Baihua jumped out at the same time.

Kagura, who was beaten in the face, pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at Yueyong with squinted Doudou eyes expressionlessly, “All of them… primitive people?”

“No, just a bunch of hopeless idiots.” Yueyong Randomly replied.

…

After a small farce ended, Kagura sat down on the bench beside him, took out two boxes of chocolates from his arms very casually, threw one box on Jiang Cheng’s table, and threw the other box. Gave it to Harita who was beside him.

“God… Sister Kagura, is this… Could it be…” Harita looked at the very beautifully packaged heart-shaped chocolate box in her hand, and was so surprised that she became incoherent.

“Chocolate.” Kagura replied casually.

“Really…really?!” The platform cheered instantly and danced on the spot, “Mom, I got the chocolate!”

“I’ll ask you for my share, little uncle.” Kagura casually He said something to Jiang Cheng, but after seeing Jiang Cheng’s disgusting expression, his face instantly burst into blue veins, “Hey! What is that expression?! Why only show that to my chocolate. Such a disgusting look, Aru! Give me enough time!”

“No, no, it’s just a sudden discomfort.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, “I didn’t expect to receive chocolate from Kagura-chan. The expansion is unexpected. By the way, are you…really okay? Could it be that you are sick?”

“Give me death!” At the same time, Kagura smashed Jiang Cheng’s head on the table again. , the whole table was shattered by Kagura’s blow.

“There’s no booger in this, right? It doesn’t matter, right?” Harita asked Kagura, raising the chocolate in her hand.

“How can you let it go! Be careful I’ll beat you up! Stupid brat!” Kagura yelled, “why is everyone so popular!”

“I didn’t expect you to be a kid who can follow trends, Sun Rin squinted his eyes and smiled and said with emotion, “Maybe I can become an oiran in the future.”

“Really?” Kagura squinted peas and squinted and replied casually, “Then let’s go to the place where that shit is.” Come here.”

“Hey, can I eat this?” Qingta opened the chocolate box in her hand and glanced down at the few small cakes in the box that were sprinkled with sesame seeds. The chocolate, “Why does it seem to have something like sesame on it…”

“It seems that Kagura-chan had sesame for dinner yesterday.” Jiang Cheng, who did not know when he came to Qingta, took the chocolate in Qingta’s hand. stand up.

“Hey! What you said made me feel sick!” Kagura roared with white eyes.

“How is that possible, it’s booger.” Yueyong replied casually, “Eating it will cause diarrhea.”

“Hey! It’s better than what Uncle said, Aru! But it’s still disgusting!” Le stood up and roared with white eyes, “You guys are enough! What impression did I leave on you!”

“Take it back, it’s better to take the booger or the sesame you ate in your stomach yesterday.” Said Then, Jiang Cheng closed the box of chocolates in his hand and stuffed it into Kagura’s hand, “The person you want to give it to is not Qingta, right? It’s enough to give it to those two guys generously. Why? You’re not a junior high school student.”

“I…I didn’t want to give Gin-chan and the others chocolate Aru!” Kagura defended loudly.

“No, I didn’t say Yinshi~”

“Hey—! It’s too cunning!”

“Saza, hurry up, although eating may cause diarrhea, but if you really receive it, he said I might be very happy.” Jiang Cheng said casually, “That guy… Since I met him, it seems that I have never received chocolates on Valentine’s Day.”

“No need for Aru!” Kagura turned his face away and snorted softly, “Even if I don’t give it, the little monkeys and the others will give it to their Aru! Just give this chocolate to Qingta, Aru!”

“Hey, did you hear it? Yinshi, Shinbaha,” Jiang Cheng said into the phone, “Kagura said that even if I gave the chocolate to Harita, I wouldn’t give it to you.”

“What?! Asshole! Here it is! Send me the chocolate back to the Master’s House in three minutes! That’s my chocolate! Mine! And that stinky bastard, if he dares to eat my chocolate… I’ll kill you!” Gintoki’s voice came from the phone.

“Kagura-chan, we’ll be very happy to receive your chocolate too!” Shin Baha’s voice came from the phone immediately.

“Little uncle, you idiot!!” Kagura shouted, and directly hit Jiang Cheng with an uppercut.

…

Seeing Kagura who turned around and left with a bulging chocolate, Jiang Cheng stood up from the ground and patted the dust on his clothes like he was nothing.

“Really, what’s going on with such an unfrank child?” Jiang Cheng shook his head and smiled helplessly.

“Jiang Cheng-sang really cares about Kagura-chan.” Hirin said with a smile.

Jiang Cheng said softly: “I just hope that Kagura can be like a slightly headstrong ordinary girl who will do whatever she wants to do. I want to convey what I want to convey, and live carefree and heartless. No, it’s not just me, many people want her to live happily like this. Worry, pain, sadness, loneliness, confusion …these things can be carried by … others.”

“Is that so …”

“My only chocolate … is gone …” Harita squatted on the ground with a gloomy face, “Who should be responsible for my pain? Carrying…”

“Of course a man should be responsible for his own life.” Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain.

“The child’s matter is resolved, but…” Said, Sun Rin glanced at the back of Yueyong who had quietly left, “There is still one person who has not been able to convey his feelings. Besides, I also said In that case, making chocolate or something… For that child, the difficulty seems to have risen a lot…”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng looked at the sun wheel with a puzzled expression.

“No, nothing.” Sun Lun smiled and shook his head.

…