Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 557

[Chapter 513: Valentine’s Day – End.]

“The first step is to chop the chocolate and make it melt…” Yueyong, wearing an apron and a headscarf on her head, stood in front of the kitchen stove, comparing a book called “Valentine’s Day Cheats for Girls – “Chocolate Chapter”, he kept muttering something in a low voice.

On the chopping board in front of Yueyong were several square pieces of dark chocolate, and ingredients such as milk, sugar, eggs, and cream were prepared on the side.

There was a fire on the stove, and a small iron pot was filled with boiling hot water.

On the other side are tools such as molds, colanders, and egg beaters.

“Yueyue, do you need help?”

Sun Lun opened the kitchen door and walked in slowly while controlling his electric wheelchair.

“What? No, I don’t need it!” Yueyong quickly turned around and hid the book in her hand behind her, and defended aloud, “I’m just a little hungry, so I’m just going to cook some noodles myself! I don’t want to at all. What do you want to do with Valentine’s Day chocolates or something!”

“That’s it…it doesn’t look like you need help.” Hiran smiled and said, and then controlled the wheelchair to turn around and slowly left towards the door. , but when Sun Lun walked to the door, he suddenly thought of something, turned his head and smiled and reminded.

“Well, the cheat book behind you, which is suspected to be a ramen tutorial, seems to have been ignited by the fire on the stove. I think it’s better to put it out quickly.”

After saying that, Nikon controlled the wheelchair to leave the kitchen and Close the door gently.

Yueyong, who stayed in the kitchen, looked at the secret book that had been burned with only a corner left in her hand, and involuntarily turned on the faucet and put the still burning secret book in her hand under the water.

The result is… although the fire of the secret book was put out, but… only a corner of the secret book was washed away by the water.

Looking at the secret book that was so rotten that the fonts were blurred, Yueyong was silent for a long time before throwing it into the trash can. After clearing her throat, she pretended to be calm and comforted herself:

“Cough, it’s alright! It doesn’t matter at all! All the ingredients are ready! It’s very simple! Chocolate is also ready-made, just find a way to put these ingredients in!”

After that, Yueyong’s cuff flashed. After a flash of cold light, a kunai appeared in Yueyong’s right hand.

“The first step…Chop!”

After some operations, the chocolate was cut into small pieces by Kuwuji, and of course…with the chopping board.

“Then,

melt!” With that, Yueyong threw the chocolate and the chopping board into pieces into the boiling water.

“Then, fusion!”

Basically, all the ingredients and seasonings on the stove were thrown into the boiling pot by Yueyong.

Yueyong wiped her sweat, looked at the pot of… hodgepodge in front of her, and smiled lightly.

“It’s unexpectedly simple, and it’s no different from hot pot.”

“Then, the next step is to make it the desired shape.”

With that, Yueyong lowered her head and looked for the mold she just prepared on the stovetop. , but only at this time did Yueyong realize that the mold just now had been thrown into the pot by herself.

“Well, it’s more convenient this way.”

After whispering this sentence, Yueyong turned off the fire on the stove, and then put the iron pot on the towel and put it aside. in the freezer compartment of the refrigerator.

After doing all of this, Yueyong nodded and said to herself, “Then… just wait for the cooling to finish.”

Half an hour later…

I don’t know how to describe it when I look at the frozen iron pot. The chocolate and the mixed solids of various materials, Yue Yong was silent again.

“Why… Step by step is correct, but is it different from what they made in the end?” Yue Yong murmured with a cigarette stick in his mouth and frowning with his hands in his arms.

After thinking hard for a long time, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something.

“That’s right! There must be too much water!”

So, Yueyong, who was convinced that she would not make a mistake, started to try again. This time, Yueyong only put half a pot of water.

So, an hour later…

Seeing the unidentified solid solidified in the pot with ice cubes less water than before, Yueyong smiled easily, “Really, I’m really an idiot, it turns out that chocolate is a You can’t add water to a plant! That cheat book was wrong from the very beginning! Really, it’s fortunate that it was burned.”

So, for the third attempt, this time Yueyong did not add a drop of water to the pot, but directly put it in the pot. On the stove, then put the dark chocolate in.

This time it started smoothly, and the chocolate heated by the fire quickly melted in the iron pan.

Looking at the gradually melted chocolate, Yueyong’s face was filled with joy, and then she quickly put the eggs in it first, then put the cream in it, put in a lot of white sugar, and finally poured it in again. half a carton of milk.

“It will definitely be successful this time!”

After Yueyong turned off the fire on the stove, she stirred the ingredients together with a spoon, and then put the iron pot in the refrigerator again.

Half an hour later…

“Success… It’s done! The next step is to cut it into the desired shape with kuna!” Yueyong exclaimed as she looked at the iron pot wrapped in chocolate in front of her.

However, when Yueyong took out the kunai and prepared to split the chocolate, she thought of something, and then carefully broke off a piece, “Just in case…let’s try the taste a little…” After

that, Yueyong put the chocolate in her hand. The chocolate was put into his mouth and he chewed tentatively twice.

“Puff puff!” Yueyong, who had tasted the five flavors of life from her own chocolate, spit out the chocolate in her mouth quickly, “It’s so unpalatable…”

“But…” Yueyong murmured after seeing the person in front of him who couldn’t tell whether it was an iron pot with chocolate or a chocolate-covered iron pot, “Since there is no problem with the solidification, it means that my steps are correct, so in the end it’s just seasoning. There’s a problem…”

After that, Yueyong started to make her own chocolate again.

[I don’t seem to be thinking about whether it can be sent out…] Nika, who was looking at the kitchen secretly through the crack of the door, smiled helplessly and thought, “And… the first step is wrong, it should be putting the chocolate in the container. Put the container into the slowly boiling hot water while preventing the container containing the chocolate from entering the water, and let the chocolate melt a little bit through the container through the temperature of the hot water, right?

But, forget it, it’s not impossible to follow Yueyue’s method… Compared with putting melted chocolate into a mold and letting it solidify, she is more used to using kunai…]

While thinking about it, the sun wheel He gently closed the kitchen door, turned the wheelchair, and left slowly without making a sound.

…

In the dumpling shop, after several hours of hard work, Jiang Cheng ate all the chocolates until dusk.

“Sun Wheel, I don’t need dinner today…” Jiang Cheng lay on the table with a face full of love, “Chocolate…Chocolate, now I feel like I can eat a chocolate flavor no matter what I eat…Ah, my stomach is good. Uncomfortable…”

“It’s really amazing,” the sun wheel on the side praised with a smile, “it took only one afternoon to eat up so much chocolate.”

“Ah… I really want to die… hiccup~ “After burping, Jiang Cheng quickly covered his mouth, “Even the burp tasted like chocolate, and the nausea came back from the stomach…”

“Kassan…” Qingta looked at the sun wheel pitifully, ” I also want chocolate, even if my mother gave it…”

“I have eaten two strings of rock candied haws today, and the sugar intake is enough.” Sun Wheel smiled and refused, “I will eat that sweet one again. Something’s teeth will break.”

“Brother Jiang Cheng can eat so much chocolate!” Qingtai shouted angrily, pointing at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the table in pain.

“It’s so annoying! You stinky bastard!” Jiang Chengbai shouted, “Don’t say those three words in front of me again! My stomach started to twitch just when I heard it!”

“Lord Jiang Cheng! We Chocolates are here!” An unknown object covered in bedding and covered in black smashed directly in front of Jiang Cheng from the sky.

“And my chocolates!” Another unknown object covered in bedding and covered in black smashed directly in front of Jiang Cheng from the sky.

“I heard that Mr. Jiang Cheng said today that he will eat all the chocolates he receives, so we have already smeared chocolates all over our body!” shouted the dark outlaw pill.

“And me! Whether it’s here or there, even that kind of place is all covered with chocolate!” Kuzu Ye, who was also dark, shouted.

“Come on! Lord Jiang Cheng! You can also eat it directly on the street!” Waidomaru and Ge Ye shouted at the same time.

“Why the two of you!” Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said angrily, “Where did you get the news from? It’s too fast!”

“Lord Seimei told us!” Lying on the quilt The outsider Maru explained aloud.

“I knew that sister-in-law was definitely monitoring Yoshihara…” Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.

“Don’t worry about so much! Hurry up! Eat it! My body temperature has melted the chocolate! Please, Lord Jiang Cheng, melt me! No matter where you start, you can take your mouth first!” Ge Ye, who was also lying on the quilt, was excited. shouted.

“Can I go down?!” Jiang Cheng shouted and kicked the two of them to the end of the sky at the same time.

“It’s a girl anyway, those two children.” The sun wheel on the side said with a smile, “Is it always hurt to be treated like this?”

“I don’t admit that the monsters that have been around for thousands of years are girls!” Jiang Cheng turned his head and retorted angrily, “Besides, they are no longer monsters, they have become completely perverted! After all, who taught them? Their chaotic methods are really annoying!”

…

“Master, we failed!” Kuzuha and Waidoumaru knelt on one knee in front of a woman with long lilac hair wearing red frame glasses down and shouted.

“So you are still too tender! Compared with my last apprentice, you two are too tender! Sa, let you see how I do it, master!”

Said, the woman jumped directly into Shengman In the bucket of melted chocolate, he dyed his whole body with chocolate, and then took the quilt beside him and wrapped himself up.

“Sah, that’s it! You two take advantage of the night to throw me like this on the bed of Gin-san, the owner of the Kabukicho Master’s House! Do you

understand?!” “Understood!” × 2

…

Yoshihara , After an afternoon of trying, Yueyong finally made swallowable chocolate.

And it is divided into a love shape together with the iron pot with Kuwu.

After packing it up, Yueyong remembered the most important question.

In the end… how should I send it out?

…

After dinner, Yueyong knelt down at the dining table, very much like what she looked like at breakfast.

“That…” Sun Lun said with a smile, “Yueyue, it’s twelve o’clock in four hours. If you have something to do today, go ahead.”

“Today’s patrol .

It’s already arranged!” Yueyong replied quickly.

“No, that’s not what I meant. But…forget it…” Saying that, Hirota said to Harita who was on the side, “Harita, push mom out.”

“Oh…”

…

At eleven o’clock in the night, Yueyong, who finally made up her mind, came to Jiang Cheng’s door, and after hesitating for half an hour, she pushed open Jiang Cheng’s door and stepped in.

“Oh, Yueyue, what’s wrong?” Jiang Cheng, who was still lying on the table because he ate too much chocolate, asked weakly.

“Ah, nothing.” Yue Yong replied lightly.

“If it’s all right, let me rest for a while. After eating so much chocolate, my stomach is so uncomfortable and painful…” Jiang Cheng sighed and said,

“Oh…oh…” After answering twice, Yueyong turned around and walked towards the door Go, and at the same time annoyed in his heart: [Why did you just go out like this!

What the hell am I here for!

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“Wait…”

“What… what’s wrong?” Yueyong turned her head and tried her best to hide the unnatural look on her face.

“Bring it.” Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand towards Yueyong and said casually.

“What?”

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“Huh? Why am I giving you chocolate!” Yueyong shouted with white eyes.

“Isn’t it prepared?” Jiang Cheng was surprised. “I thought there would be chocolates to express my gratitude. Didn’t I always say that I am the savior of Yoshihara? Well, forget it, forget it. Good night.”

Jiang Cheng just said After that, a heart-shaped chocolate fell on Jiang Cheng’s table.

Jiang Cheng stared at the chocolate beside him for a while, then looked up at the direction of the door and was about to say something, but found that the door was closed and Yueyong seemed to have left.

“This year’s Valentine’s Day…” Jiang Cheng unpacked the chocolate, turned his head and glanced at the alarm clock on the wall that it was twelve o’clock in one minute, and took a big bite, “…It’s over… But then again, this chocolate…it’s unpalatable…”

Outside the door, Yueyong leaned against the wall, listening to the sound of Jiang Cheng chewing chocolate in the room, and raised the corner of his mouth gently.

(Valentine’s Day – End)