Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 555

[Chapter 511: When it comes to Valentine’s Day, I thought that my stomach was a little uncomfortable this morning…]

February 14, early morning, Yoshihara.

“Don’t you have to go to the dojo today?” Jiang Cheng at the dinner table looked strangely at Haruta, who was wearing a well-fitted suit, “What are you wearing? It’s disgusting, and you have mousse for your hair? Do you still use that kind of thing at such a young age?”

“Brother Jiang Cheng, do you really not know what day is today?” Qingtai asked Xiang Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

“It’s already said that it’s Miss Conch’s mode,” Jiang Cheng responded casually with a wave of his hand. “There’s no need to memorize dates.”

“Today is Valentine’s Day!” , reminded in a mysterious whisper, “It’s a very important day to receive chocolates!”

“Oh! I remembered it!” Jiang Cheng then reacted, then pinched his chin and nodded thoughtfully and replied: “Well, I do remember a day like this. When I was young, every year in February, one day I would find a lot of bags of chocolates that were stolen by Yinshi in my desk pocket. He casts a very intriguing look that can’t tell whether it’s jealousy or contentment.”

“Hey?! Was Jiang Cheng very popular when he was still in private school?! Can you receive a lot of chocolates on Valentine’s Day?!” Qingtai said in surprise, “It’s just a useless OTAKU now!”

“Hey, is my impression in your heart that bad?” Jiang Cheng replied blankly, and then sneered in disdain. “Che, the only people who have expectations for that kind of thing are you who are not too old, but have entered their puberty early because of the environmental impact. Valentine’s Day? Chocolate? That’s just a pastry maker. It’s just a conspiracy. If you can’t convey your thoughts without the promotion of those companies, then there is no need to convey them!”

“Little uncle, that’s the line Aru that I still live in in the big mansion of Sanqianyuan.” I

don’t know .

When Kagura arrived, he walked in and sat down under the dining table. He naturally took the tableware and chopsticks in front of Jiang Cheng and ate it naturally.

“Hey,” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked Kagura’s head with a fist, “Why can you sit down and eat so naturally? Did you order breakfast in a hurry? Give me a break!”

“Kagura Big sister!” Harita looked at Kagura eagerly, “Is that…is there? Absolutely, right? Even Giri’s chocolate can do it! Please! I haven’t received a single chocolate today! Even my mother didn’t give it to me. I’m ready!”

“I prepared it when I woke up early, chocolate-flavored ice cream, and then Aru was washed away.” Kagura said casually.

As soon as these words came out, except for Kagura, everyone in the audience stopped their chopsticks.

“Who do you want to be disgusting to death!” Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and complained with disgust, “Can that kind of thing be considered chocolate?! I can’t even eat breakfast!”

“Ah, thank you for your hospitality.” Kagura gathered all the food on the table in front of him, and started eating on his own.

“You…did it on purpose?”

…

“I’m full, I’m full…” Kagura rubbed her belly, which was even more exaggerated than her pregnancy in October, and gritted her teeth in a satisfied voice.

“I’m going back to play games.” With that, Jiang Cheng got up and walked towards the door.

Just after taking two steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something was wrong, turned his head and said to Yueyong, who was sitting at the dining table with his upper body upright, “Hey, are you alright? By the way, you are really weird today, usually this If I say something like this, I will definitely drag me to patrol, right? But why is there nothing today? I’m not used to you doing it like this.”

“No, it’s normal!” Yueyong raised her head Said with certainty.

“But no matter how you look at it, it doesn’t feel normal…” Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong suspiciously while pinching his chin.

“Very normal!” Yueyong affirmed again.

“No no no, no matter how you look at it, it doesn’t feel normal, whether it’s posture or expression, it’s all abnormal.” Jiang Cheng murmured, then stared at Yue Yong and fell into deep thought.

Jiang Cheng’s gaze caught Yueyong, who was feeling uncomfortable, and silently turned her face away.

“You…” Jiang Cheng’s expression became solemn slightly, “Could it be…”

At the same time as Jiang Cheng said, Yueyong’s hand secretly pushed the chocolate behind Jiang Cheng towards the blind spot that Jiang Cheng could not see.

“Could it be… Chocolate in the morning…”

Hearing the word “chocolate”, Yueyong’s ears instantly turned completely red.

“Isn’t the chocolate ice cream in the morning not so smooth?” Jiang Cheng continued, “Then go ahead, I’ll wait for you to come out of the toilet to go on patrol together.”

Listening, blue veins burst on Yueyong’s forehead instantly. , and then reached into his arms and took out a few kunai, and threw them towards Jiang Cheng’s forehead.

“Ah-!!” Jiang Cheng screamed.

…

Kagura squinted Doudou’s eyes and looked blankly at Jiang Cheng, who was still twitching while being dragged by Yueyong behind a blood line.

“Such a man is my uncle, I really feel ashamed Aru.” Kagura said blankly.

“It’s unbelievable, this man.” Sun Rin smiled and said, “Even though he looks like a fool, he is able to attract women unconsciously.”

“Are you talking about Yueyue, Aru?”

“Who knows.” Ri Samsara said, “However, it would be really bad if you really want to be attracted. Last time I saw two women who were still thinking about this man after ten years. Really. …It’s hard work.”

“If you fall in love with this kind of man, your life is basically over, Aru.” Kagura’s little thumb digs his ear, casually replied, and then blew his little finger lightly and stood up, “Okay, It’s time to go back after breakfast, thank you for your hospitality.”

…

“Sir Jiang Cheng! This is my chocolate! It took me a whole night to make it!”

“And mine! It’s Benming chocolate!”

“My own is also Benming!”

“And mine! ”

…

Looking at the wandering girls holding chocolates high in their hands surrounded by Jiang Cheng, Yueyong felt agitated for no reason.

If it wasn’t for the fact that he might accidentally hurt the girls, maybe Yueyong would have thrown all the kunai from his body long ago.

Today’s patrol was unexpectedly time-consuming. Every time I arrived at the door of a store, countless wandering girls rushed out to deliver chocolates to Jiang Cheng, and all of them were natal chocolates.

At eleven o’clock in the morning, holding a pile of chocolates more than a meter higher than himself, Jiang Cheng squinted and shouted to the girls who had delivered chocolates to the last shop he had just patrolled. .

“Stay strong for today’s work~”

“Hey~!” A group of wandering girls hurriedly responded at the same time.

“Really, you actually gave chocolate to this kind of man,” Yueyong said disdainfully, holding the cigarette stick in one hand, “it’s useless, the final result is definitely just throw it away.”

“Yueyue, what you said is very true. Too much.” Jiang Cheng stuck his head out from behind the tall chocolates and complained, “Even if I am not interested in sweets, I will eat all the chocolates instead of throwing them away at this time. These chocolates, but Each one contains a girl’s heart. No matter how you don’t understand the style, you won’t lose it.”

“Really?!” All the members of Baihua exclaimed in an instant, and then each took out the chocolates they had prepared. Jiang Cheng surrounded him.

“Lord Jiang Cheng! Then I also ask for my life chocolate!”

“And mine! Because I know that Mr. Jiang Cheng doesn’t like sweets very much, I specially made chocolates that are not so sweet!”

“Try the Benming chocolate I made for two nights! Lord Jiang Cheng!”

“Only two nights? I started preparing a week in advance!”

“One week? I started preparing a month in advance. What!”

“I started preparing half a year ago!”

“I started preparing a year ago!”

…

Seeing the arguing of Baihua’s sisters, Jiang Cheng twitched and complained. One sentence, “Can you still eat the chocolate from a year ago? You will definitely have diarrhea after eating it, right?”

Looking at the scene in front of her, Yueyong sighed helplessly again.

Then he wanted to say something, but while waiting to speak, a slightly short Baihua member came over with a twist.

“Leader, please accept it.” The member of Baihua held a pink love-shaped chocolate box and handed it to Yueyong, “This is the chocolate I prepared for the leader. Although it is not as good as the one sold outside, it is also my own. It took one night to make.”

Looking at the chocolate in her hand, Yueyong fell silent.

“Look, your leader also received chocolates from girls on Valentine’s Day.” Jiang Cheng said to the group of Miss Baihua, “Speaking of which, someone did say that she lost her identity as a woman before. , so it’s not surprising to receive chocolate from a girl.”

After listening, several blue veins burst out on Yueyong’s forehead, and it was still beating uncontrollably.

“No! No!” The short Baihua member quickly explained, “It’s just to thank the leader for taking care of him on weekdays! It’s not what Jiang Cheng thinks! Besides, I think the leader is really handsome. In my heart, the leader is even more handsome than Lord Jiang Cheng!”

“Pfft!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but snickered, “Does that mean he is more like a man than me? Yueyue, Your subordinate is really good, and he understands you so well.”

“That’s not what I meant!” The member of Baihua quickly defended, “It’s just that the leader is countless times more reliable than Lord Jiang Cheng!”

“Is that so? He is countless times more like a man than me.” Yueyong grinned and smiled meanly, “Did you hear that? Are you very happy?”

“Shinee-!!” Yueyong, who had endured to the limit, touched all the sufferings on her body. When he came out, he threw it all at Jiang Cheng regardless of the three sevens and twenty-one.

“Ah-!!”

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