Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 546

[Chapter 503: Christmas Eve without Santa… It’s still Christmas Eve!]

“Isn’t it still an American drama in the end?!” Yin Shibai roared.

“Give me a little too much! You bastard!” The master of Xinghaifang scolded with a burst of blue veins, and then pointed to himself.

“Please think about it carefully, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng.” Jiubingwei said, “Although the mince pie is very close, but it is not!”

“Hey, where did it get close?” Yin Shi silently complained. .

“That, I said,” Jiang Cheng got up again, patted the dust on his body like nothing, and said helplessly to the three of them, “When it comes to Christmas, it is a festival from Western countries. No matter how I think about it, there are only turkey and mince pies in American TV series.”

“No! There is one last decisive existence!” The three replied at the same time.

“…No, I really can’t remember.” Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and frowned and thought for a long time before opening his eyes and saying such a sentence.

“Give me a second thought! Use your head full of barren brain cells!” Yin Shi pointed to himself and said to Jiang Cheng.

“Don’t give up! As long as you don’t give up, you can definitely remember it!” Xinghai Fangzhu pointed to himself at the same time, “Even if it’s that kind of head, it’s very simple! The answer is in this yard!”

” Yes! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!” Jiubingwei pointed to himself and loudly echoed.

“Hey, what did you think of?” Jiang Cheng asked everyone in the room.

“I don’t know Aru.” Kagura, who was still coquettish in Jiang Hua’s arms, replied casually.

“Egg burn.” A Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face, and raised an index finger at the same time.

“Christmas card…” Squatting on the ground and holding her legs, Harita muttered as she looked at the card in front of her.

“Is it this?” Yueyong asked, pointing to the two barrels of lubricating fluid that appeared at an unknown time.

“Haruta’s perfect test paper.” Hiro said with a squinted smile.

“My sister-in-law who can make me feel at ease.” Jiang Hua said with a soft expression.

“Atong sauce!” Xin Ba Hao took over.

“Miss A Miao!” Jiu Bingwei interjected.

“Christmas with my wife and daughter.

” The owner of Xinghaifang raised his hand and said.

“Achu…” Hasegawa, who was already drunk, lay on the ground and answered.

“Jiang Cheng sama’s [beep–]!” the members of Baihua replied.

“It’s not right! It’s not right at all!” Ginto shouted frantically, “From that test paper, it has completely become your own wish! In other words, from the beginning of the glasses, the wish got a little worse! It seems that it is still A wife who ran away from home with a certain sunglasses! Hey! Give me enough time, you bastards! It was definitely intentional!”

Said, Yin Shi looked at Jiubingwei and Xinghaifang Master, “Hey. , why did you two also participate in the topic just now? Are you stupid? You are asking questions, right!”

“Well, for me, Christmas Eve without Miss A Miao really can’t be called Christmas Eve. .” Kubei replied solemnly.

“Shut up for me!” Yin Shi shouted frantically.

“Well, I agree with the two answers of the reassuring sister-in-law and the Christmas Eve with my wife and daughter.” Xinghaifang raised his hand and said, and then thought in his heart: [This answer is really good!

As long as he has a sister-in-law, that bastard can definitely give up on Jiang Hua!

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“Shut up for me too!” Yin Shi shouted angrily with a fierce face, blue veins and white eyes.

“Ahahaha! It seems that you are too embarrassed to say that name!” The voice of an orangutan stalker came from the wall.

“You are…!” Jiang Cheng’s pupils shrank slightly.

Immediately afterwards, everyone turned their heads and looked over at the same time, only to see Kondo, who was carrying a gift bag in cos Santa Claus, standing on the fence.

“Ah, it’s an orangutan.” Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and filled out what he had just said expressionlessly.

“Indeed, it’s Aru the orangutan.” Kagura nodded and

added, “There is no doubt, it’s the orangutan, the orangutan in Santa Claus clothes.” “But why are the orangutans on the wall of my house? Why are they wearing such clothes?”

“Probably…attracted by the aroma of bananas on the dining table.” Jiubingwei nodded and pinched his chin and analyzed himself. .

“Indeed, this is the only possibility.” The owner of Xinghaifang muttered and analyzed, “The possibility of the orangutan suddenly appearing on Christmas Eve can only be this.”

“Hey, hurry up and give it the banana, this is The child seems to be too hungry to bear.” Yin Shi said to everyone in the room with a serious look on his face.

“Hey! It’s so rude, you bastards!” Kondo groaned frantically with white eyes, “Why do you just follow the topic of gorillas! No! There are subtle similarities, but it’s not!”

“No, That is no longer a subtle similarity, but a complete similarity.” Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

“My name is Monkey Santa!” Kondo went on to himself, “Unfortunately, I was not attracted by the smell of bananas, but by the smell of the mother monkeys here! You three The guy who doesn’t have the courage to say the answer should leave early! From now on, this is the exclusive forest for my monkey Santa! I will never allow the female monkey in this forest!”

“Who It’s a female monkey!” A Miao’s face instantly burst into blue veins, and she cursed with white eyes and gritted teeth.

“Miss A Miao!” Kondo was instantly excited and shouted impassively, “A brand new page for my rendezvous, even the midsummer will become a holy night! As long as you have needs, I will be your exclusive Santa Claus at any time, 365 days. Tonight is definitely not just a holy night, that’s right! Tonight will be a holy night for you and me to spend a good night together…” Before he could

finish speaking, a huge lavender package came swiftly from behind Kondo, heavily It hit Kondo on the back and smashed into the yard together with Kondo.

The loud bang of the landing was mixed with Kondo’s screams.

“That… I’m really sorry,” said Little Ape’s voice through the large lavender package that kept squirming. “Is Yinsang here? I’ve been looking for it for a long time and haven’t found it…”

Saying that, Little Ape removed from the bag. “I want to give him a present, where did it go?”

“Well, my friend just saw him in hell.” Jiang Cheng said casually, “If you want to find him Please die by yourself, and you will probably be able to meet him in Santuchuan.”

“Thank you, I will go now…” Before he finished speaking, Little Ape reacted and said angrily with white eyes, “How is that possible! You bastard!”

“You guys are really annoying…” Jiang Cheng sighed, “Walking to other people’s parties one by one, what do you want to do?”

“Of course it’s Santa Claus!” Several people said in unison.

“Huh? Santa Claus?” Jiang Cheng stared at a few people with a strange look on his face, “Why do you want to be that disgusting old man?”

“Of course it is…”

Before Kondo could finish speaking , Jiang Cheng was caught

Cheng interrupted again.

“Okay, needless to say,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, “I don’t want to know the reason for that kind of boring, but there is one thing I hope you understand…”

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and revealed a face He smiled and said lightly: “If we ruin our party atmosphere here again, I will really kill you guys.”

【Are you murderous?

】The master of Xinghaifang frowned, thinking in his heart, 【It’s really amazing, I have never seen this kind of murderous aura in all these years…but…】

“Yoshihara, I believe that no matter which one of us is, it will never be the same.” I never wanted to spoil the atmosphere of the party,” Kondo said with a serious face, “It should be the opposite, each of us wants to add to the atmosphere of the party!”

“That’s right! Christmas Eve without Santa Claus. It’s not Christmas Eve at all!” The Master of Xinghaifang took over.

“There is only one real Santa who can join the party!” Gintoki’s face showed complete seriousness.

“Which one is it! Please make a choice!” Kubei took over.

“No, I don’t want to participate in your party, I just came here to give Yinsang a gift.” Xiao Yuan said, “And can you hand over Yinsang sooner, because the whole fruit is below, so it’s very cold… Before

the

little ape could finish speaking, Yin Shi kicked the little ape directly, and kicked the little ape together with the package that wrapped her into the small pool beside her.

The sound of falling into the water was also accompanied by the screams of the little monkey.

“Of course, the real Santa Claus is me!” Gintoki pointed to himself and said confidently.

“I won’t make any concessions!” Kubei said, “I’m the Santa Claus who can bring happiness to A Miao… No, Santa Claus!”

“It’s me!” Kondo said, holding his hands, “I It

‘s the Santa who wants to be brought happiness by Miss A Miao!”

“No, my sister is Santa if you say that…” Xin Baha muttered silently.

“In this world… no, this party only needs one Santa Claus…” The corner of Xinghaifang’s mouth rose, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

Com’s face showed complete seriousness.

“No, we don’t need it.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“Hey? What did you just say?” The expression of the master of Xinghaifang was obviously stagnant.

“I mean we don’t want Santa Claus at our party.” Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, “If you invite that kind of old man to attend, the whole party will smell of old age.”

“Old age? Don’t! Hate it!” said disgustingly.

“To me today, my uncle is the real Santa Aru, so that stinky old man doesn’t need Aru at all.” Kagura said.

“Yes, today’s Jiang Chengsang is already a full-fledged Santa Claus,” Xin Baha looked at the handshake ticket with joy, “Thank you, Santa Claus!”

“Wine is the real Santa Claus!” The drunk Hasegawa shouted inarticulately, “It’s the real Santa who can make me forget everything and make me dream!”