Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 547

[Chapter 504: The way to convey your thoughts?]

“Hey?” The owner of Xinghai Fang was stunned for a second, and then quickly said with a smile, “No no no, it’s strange, Christmas Eve really needs Santa Claus, no matter how you look at your party, there is a lack of a real can. The Santa who brings children’s dreams, ah ha ha…”

“Indeed, there is really no Santa who brings happiness to Miss A Miao!” Kondo took over, “Please think about it again! Yoshihara’s! ”

The real Santa who brings happiness to Miss A Miao is me!” Kubei shouted seriously.

“To Yinsang…”

Little ape wearing a female Santa Claus costume who climbed out of the pond at some point, just opened his mouth, but was kicked out by Yinshi again.

“That…” Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, and then simply confronted the few people in front of him, “I said, we really don’t need that kind of thing, the real Santa Claus? No, we don’t need it at all. If it’s the real Santa, isn’t there a lot of kids who need you tonight? Why are you just tangled up here? Are you negligent? Those kids who are still waiting for presents will be sad ”

No, I just need to be Miss A Miao’s Santa Claus alone!” Kubei and Kondo said at the same time.

“Are you two idiots?” Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with a strange expression, “How could you, a stalker who is so obvious at a glance, have the nerve to say that you are Santa Claus? Besides, why do you have to be persistent and incarnate as Santa? If you don’t become Santa, without Christmas, can’t you express your heart? If you can’t express your heart without the excuse of Santa and Christmas, then there is no way to express It’s necessary, I’m serious.”

“You can just convey the thoughts you want to convey at any time. You don’t have to wait for a boring Christmas, and there’s no need to wear clothes that look funny at all. There’s no need at all! Anytime, If you want to convey it, convey it! If you have to stick to this seemingly unnecessary method of conveying your intentions, your intentions will never be conveyed to the person who wants to let her understand your intentions! Don’t you understand?”

“But…” Jiubingwei raised his hand to defend, but Jiang Cheng didn’t give her the chance.

“Do you want to say something subtle or something special?” Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued disdainfully: “The former is just a reason for you to be embarrassed to speak, and the latter is almost the same, anyway, it’s all about yourself. An excuse for yourself. To be honest, Jiubingwei-kun, I am a little disappointed with you. I told you before, right? If you like it, say you like it, and if you hate it, say you hate it. Do you understand?”

“I see! Yoshiwara’s!” Kondo, who didn’t know when to take off the Santa Claus on his body, said

solemnly: “There is no need to be obsessed with Christmas and Santa Claus! Or, every day It could be Christmas and Santa! Now, I finally understand!”

“That… if I don’t understand, let’s talk about it later…” Jiang Cheng looked at the whole fruit, and Kondo, who was partially mosaic, muttered silently, “I just I just want to know if it has anything to do with you Quan Guo? Why is there only Mosaic left in an instant?”

“Showing sincerity requires whole body and soul!” Kondo replied solemnly, and then showed gratitude, “Thank you, Yoshihara. Yes. It was you who made me understand, Christmas? Santa? No! No! You have to speak out about love!”

“Tell me how big you are!!” , directly kicked Kondo into the pond beside him, “What dirty things did you show us! Do you want us to be disgusted to death?!”

“That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I understand.” Jiubingwei Nodding, “Although I don’t quite understand it, I feel like I understand. That means I have to wear this outfit 365 days a year from now on, right?”

“Ah, yes.” Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, squinting Doudou’s eyes, “You can wear this dress three hundred and sixty-five days a year to be a mascot in the mall. You understand the ghost. Ah! Why can you come to such a conclusion? Or is it that you can’t express your feelings without wearing this dress? Are you this type? Speaking of which, what does this dress mean to you? Courage Is it worth it? Can you increase the courage value?”

“Well, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, after you told me about this, I felt that this dress suddenly gave me some kind of boost…” Saying that, Kubing Guard’s His expression became serious, “Could it be that this is the Golden Saint…”

“No!” Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily, “Why did it become the Golden Saint Cloth? Come on, the red cotton-padded coat! Let alone Athena after you put it on, it is a red cotton-padded coat that even children over twelve years old would dislike!”

“No! No! It’s the silver sang that stained me [beep] ——]’s [beep——] the blood cloak is right!” Little Ape, who came to Jiang Cheng again at some unknown time, loudly defended.

As soon as the little monkey finished speaking, he was once again sent into the pond by Yinshi’s unpretentious kick.

“That…even if what you said makes sense, but there is only one real Santa Claus!” Yin Shi said again, and then glanced at the owner of Xinghaifang, “I…it’s him! It’s better to clarify this question first. Okay? If we don’t figure it out, we may not be able to leave the stage easily…”

[Oops!

The worst situation in the world!

These guys don’t care about Santa at all!

】Gintoki gritted his teeth in his heart and said, 【Even a real Santa would feel embarrassed in this situation, right?

Don’t tell me I’m a fake!

Does this not mean that my waiting this afternoon was like a joke?

don’t want!

I don’t want to be that kind of joke!

What about leaving in despair?

What about just leaving in a daze?

no!

At such a time, even if you leave in a daze!

Still a joke!

What will the real Santa do at this time?

What will it do!

!

tell me!

Real Santa!

】

“Say… that’s true.” The owner of Xinghai Fang smiled awkwardly, “We won’t leave easily if we don’t understand this matter…”

[Oops!

Really bad!

The situation has become so serious that I, the owner of Xinghaifang, feel particularly troublesome!

】The Master of Xinghaifang thought to himself, 【Is it better to leave the venue at this time?

After being said that, even the real Santa Claus would leave the stage in despair, right?

】

While thinking about it, the master of Xinghaifang glanced at Yinshi beside him, 【Hey!

Santa Claus!

Can you bear this insult?

!

Enough is enough!

Hurry up and leave!

Get out now!

If you don’t leave, I can’t just leave!

What a shame!

Although the exit method of those three is a bit strange, it is already the best way to exit!

There is no doubt that the three of them no longer need to worry about this kind of thing!

Even if it is natural to participate in the party, you can!

The important thing is me and you!

】

【Please!

Hurry up and leave!

It doesn’t matter what the reason is!

Anyway, please!

Leave me first!

】 Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu thought at the same time.

“The real Santa Claus?” Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu in front of him, “Although I don’t know why you have to choose such a boring thing, but if you really care that much, I can help , I happen to know how to choose the real Santa Claus.”

[Huh?

!

Does this idiot know that way?

!

】 Yin Shi was shocked.

【No, no!

Does this bastard really know how to identify the real Santa?

!

】 Xinghai Fangzhu was surprised in his heart.

“That… shouldn’t it? You don’t look like someone who can think of that method.” Cold sweat began to trickle down Gintoki’s face.

“Say… that’s right, you don’t look like someone who has mastered that method, ahahaha…” The master of Xinghaifang twitched the corners of his mouth and said a little embarrassedly.

【Do not!

no!

This guy is indeed an idiot, but even if there is only a 1% chance, he can’t use his method to choose!

】 Yin Shi thought in his heart.

[In this case, it doesn’t matter whether you choose the real Santa Claus!

The most important thing is to find a reason to leave!

This is the most important!

If you stay here any longer, it will be bad!

It’s going to be like the party is unpleasant because of Santa Claus!

don’t want!

I don’t want to become that kind of existence that destroys the atmosphere!

】The owner of Xinghaifang thought to himself.

“Maybe my brain is really not that smart, but I’m still very confident about how to identify the real Santa Claus,” Jiang Cheng nodded, then folded his hands and continued solemnly, “Just ask a question. , the real and fake Santa can be instantly distinguished.”

“Hey—! Does Jiang Chengsang still have such skills?” Xin Baha on the side was surprised, “You can really tell the difference with just one question. The real Santa Claus?”

“Ah, yes.” Jiang Cheng nodded.

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter if it’s true or false, Aru.” Kagura waved his hand impatiently.

“No, the two of them seem to be very concerned.” Jiang Cheng pointed to Yin Shi and explained to the owner of Xinghai Fang, “and I also think it is better to distinguish them clearly, otherwise they will fight even if they leave. Okay. , I’m going to start asking, but the question is actually very simple.”

[No!

I don’t want to hear it at all!

If you can’t answer at this time, it’s too bad!

Will definitely be considered a thief!

】 Yin Shi’s entire face was completely black.

【no!

Never let him ask!

If you can’t answer it, then there will be no face left today!

】Xinghaifang Master lowered his head and thought to himself with a black face.

“The problem is…”

At this moment, Gintoki and Xinghai Fangzhu thought of a certain method at the same time, and simultaneously raised their fists towards Jiang Cheng’s lower abdomen.

【Isn’t it okay to let him not ask questions!

!

】The two thought to themselves at the same time.

“Ugh!” Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood, then fell to his knees and slowly fell to the ground.

“Ahahaha, it seems that today is really not the right time. If I don’t need Santa Claus, I will leave first. There are still many children waiting for me today! Everyone, MerryChristmas! Ahahahaha!

” , the master of Xinghaifang waved to everyone in the room, turned around, and strode away.

“The elk parking space outside the door seems to be running out of time. If you park for a while, you should pay the fine, so don’t disturb everyone. Everyone, MerryChristmas! Ah ha ha ha ha…”

Saying that, Yinshi also turned around and strode toward Go to the door.

After the two left, Jiang Chengcai slowly got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and raised his mouth slightly.

“Jiang Cheng sama! Are you alright?!” A group of Miss Baihua hurriedly moved forward with concern.

“Well, it’s alright.” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled softly, then turned and walked towards the door, “Well, there are a few things. If you’re at a party, let’s play first, and I’ll be back in a while

.

” When Jiang Cheng came to the door, he saw Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi who were squatting on the ground against the wall in depression.

“Hey, the party is about to start, how long are you going to stay here?” Jiang Cheng said casually to the two of them, “Just waiting for the two of you, today’s party doesn’t count as one less person. Enjoy~ I’m sorry to you guys, but can you give me the throne

of

Kagura’s exclusive Santa Claus? Just one day today.

Raising his head, he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

“It’s not Yin Shi, it’s Santa Gui! Then it’s not the bald man, it’s the Yili Elk!” Gui’s voice suddenly came from the side.

Looking at Gui and Elizabeth, who were also cosplaying Santa Claus and Elk on the other side, squatting by the wall, Jiang Cheng’s eyes twitched unconsciously.

After taking a deep breath, Jiang Chengcai finally shouted out that sentence.

“Why is there one here too!!”

…

“MerryChristmas!” ×n

Kagura: “Hey! You natto girl! What are you adding to the hot pot, Aru! Do you want to die, Aru?!”

Little Ape: “Yin Sang! Natto hotpot specially prepared for you, open your mouth, come, ah-”

Kondo: “Miss A Miao, marry me in order to make me happy!! ”

A Miao: “You chimpanzee is going to die for me!!”

Jiubingwei: “My exclusive Princess A Miao, please accept the one-year Haagen-Dazs specially prepared for you today!”

Bald man: “You bastard, stay away from my wife! It’s too close! My husband can do things like picking vegetables!”

Jiang Cheng: “You bald man should stay away! No, let’s go. It’s better to die! Let’s die now!”

“Yahahahie, it’s become like normal again without knowing it~” Looking at the crowd, Xin Baha smiled and complained, then looked aside. “By the way, Gui-sang, how long will you be playing this role?”

“It’s not Gui, it’s Santa Claus!”

…

In the Shimura Dojo tonight, the hilarity of the party didn’t end until the early morning… …