Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 545

[Chapter 502: After all, Christmas is a Western festival…]

[But… it doesn’t matter if it’s genuine or fake…] Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi thought at the same time, and at the same time slowly got up, then raised their fists and rushed towards each other at the same time.

【Santa…it’s me!

!

】×2

Two very small pops!

sounded simultaneously.

“Hey, that’s it.” Jiang Cheng stood between the two, with his arms crossed in front of his chest, and opened his hands to block the fists of Xinghaifang Master and Yinshi respectively.

But what everyone didn’t notice is that behind Jiang Cheng stood in the shadow under the wall, someone who seemed to have just jumped off the wall, holding a knife and a scabbard in his hands, holding something that wanted to rush over to stop Yinshi and Xinghai. The owner of such a… Santa Claus.

【Nani!

】The master of Xinghaifang was startled, 【This stinky brat can block my full blow so easily?

!

Growth… This can’t be considered growth, is it?

Can it really grow to this level in just 20 years?

!

What kind of monster!

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【What are you doing to make trouble at this time?

!

】 Yin Shi slandered in his heart, 【I will kill him soon and become the real Santa Claus!

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“That, I’m really sorry.” Jiang Cheng loosened the fists of the two of them, touched the back of his head and smiled a little embarrassedly, and then reached into his arms again, took out his wallet, and took out ten thousand yuan in pain. Yuan stuffed into the hands of Xinghai Fangzhu, “Let you fight over this kind of boring thing, okay, now everyone has it, it’s fair for everyone to be 10,000 yuan. Everyone is happy now!”

Looking at the 10,000 yuan banknotes in his hand, the owner of Xinghaifang was stunned for a long time and did not recover.

【Does this idiot think we are fighting for such a boring thing?

!

】 Yin Shi thought to himself with black lines all over his head.

【Can you look at the atmosphere, the atmosphere!

】 After the owner of Xinghai Fang put the money in his trouser pocket, he gritted his teeth and thought bitterly, 【No matter how you look at this situation, it is impossible to fight for that kind of boring thing!

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【It hurts!

what’s up?

these two guys.

】Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【The arm is about to be broken, these two guys are definitely not ordinary people!

But… I didn’t expect such a guy to fight for such a boring thing… But that’s fine. If the two of them have 10,000 yuan, they shouldn’t fight again, in order to make them happy The Christmas party continues. In order to let Kagura-chan and Sister Jiang Hua have a happy Christmas Eve, this is the only way to use this method. Although it hurts a bit, it is the only way to do it!

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“That…” Xinghaifang said with a hahaha, “Actually…”

“I’ll tell the truth, can you two take a look at the atmosphere?” Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly,

interrupting Xinghai The owner of the shop then pointed to a group of people in the room, “You guys here are ruining the atmosphere of our Christmas party. We were really distressed because of the happy Christmas party. , I don’t know that you are the volunteers of that volunteer team, but that’s enough, we really don’t need this kind of show. Let’s go…”

“Hey? Are you happy? Is the atmosphere pleasant?” Yin Shi looked at the room Everyone pretended to be puzzled and asked back, and then pointed to themselves calmly, “Since it’s a Christmas Eve party, isn’t it obvious that something is missing?”

“That’s right, it’s obviously missing. Order something.” The owner of Xinghaifang quickly echoed, and pointed at himself with the same calmness, “Ahem, without something very important and decisive, it doesn’t look like Christmas without that. The night party is just like an ordinary party.”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng looked at the room and let out a puzzled sound, then folded his chest with one hand and his chin with the other, and began to think, “Indeed, so When I said something, I really lacked an object that can set off the atmosphere of Christmas Eve, what is it…”

“Yeah, right! Did you find it too? Idiot!” Gintoki hurriedly took over, “Yes, There is indeed one thing missing, and it is inappropriate to say it is an object, it is a creature! Without that, it would not be like a Christmas Eve party at all!”

“Well, I did find out…” Jiang Cheng nodded, but then reacted, turning his head to look at Yin Shi, “Wait, did you just say an idiot? Absolutely? Are you calling me an idiot?”

“No, no, absolutely not.” Gintoki hurriedly shook his head and defended, “Let’s talk about the topic just now, about what your Christmas Eve party lacked, didn’t you already notice it? “Cough cough

!

” The master of Xinghai Fang coughed twice, raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, “Have you noticed? What your party lacks, as long as you carefully observe the yard, you will definitely find it!”

“Oh!” Jiang Chengduan tapped his palm with his hand, “I see! What’s missing!”

“Looks like I finally remembered it…” The master of Xinghai Fang shook his head and chuckled, then pointed to himself again, ” So, hurry up and invite “that guy” to your party. With “that guy” your Christmas party will be complete!

”

But you have to keep your eyes open, ‘that guy’ is also a fake.” Gintoki glanced at the master of Xinghai Fang, then coughed twice and pointed to himself without any expression, “It’s good.” Look at it clearly and then make a decision!

”

“That’s right, you have to make a good decision!”

Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!

The voice of Kubei suddenly came from behind everyone, “Who is the “that guy” who should be invited to that kind of happy party…”

“The same volunteer group as you?”

“Jiang Cheng pointed to the nine soldiers in Santa’s costume and asked the master of Yinshi and Xinghaifang in front of him.

“No, that should be Xiaojiu, right?”

It’s clearly Xiao Jiu, right?

A Miao said while looking at the nine soldiers in the yard, then smiled and waved at the nine soldiers, “Come in quickly, Xiao Jiu, I just said why I can’t contact you, come in quickly and join everyone Have a party.

”

It’s not Xiao Jiu, it’s Santa Claus!”

‘ Kubei corrected.

“I see, it’s Lord Jiubingwei,” Jiang Cheng took a closer look at Jiubingwei’s face, then smiled and said, “But then again, did you deliberately dress like this to attend the party? Now, Jiubingwei… No, I can’t call you monarch in this dress now, it should be Miss Jiubingwei. Come in quickly, Miss Jiubingwei, the party really needs a lot of people to be lively.”

“Jiang Cheng Your Excellency, I hope you can treat me as a real Santa Claus and invite you to your party. Tonight, I don’t want to be that Kubei, just an ordinary Kubei!”

“Do you like this tone? Jiang Cheng let out a puzzled sound, then shrugged his shoulders and said casually, “Whatever you want, that old man of Jiu… hurry in…”

“Wait!” Xinghai Fangzhu and Yin Shi interrupted Jiang Cheng’s words at the same time. At the same time, he put his hand on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder.

“Didn’t I just tell you to think about it?” Yin Shi had blue veins bursting on his forehead, half of his face twitched, resisting his anger and reminding, “Why did you make a decision so easily?”

“You Did this kid do it on purpose?” The blue veins on Xinghaifang’s forehead were still beating, and he whispered bitterly, “It was definitely intentional, right? That kind of guy is clearly not Santa Claus, right? Why so casual? Just invite that kind of guy to the Christmas Eve party?”

“No, because this guy is an acquaintance, what’s wrong with inviting acquaintances to the party?” Jiang Cheng looked confused, and then patted the two of them’s hands. With a grateful smile on his face, “But then again, I’m very grateful to both of you. Thanks to you two, I thought of what was missing at today’s party.”

“Hey, don’t give me such a refreshing smile, I just I feel even more angry, bastard…” Gintoki’s expression gradually became warmer.

“Give me a second thought before making a decision, you bastard!” The master of Xinghai Fang looked at Jiang Cheng with a kind expression.

“Well, it really wouldn’t be a Christmas Eve party without a turkey~ I really thank you two for reminding me of this~” Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, then turned his head to the side of Miss Baihua and said with a smile, “That If possible, can I ask you to buy some turkeys?”

“Hi! I’ll go right away!” In an instant, a few quick-eyed Miss Baihua responded and rushed out in the direction of the door.

“It’s not at all!!” Xinghai Fangzhu and Yin Shi raised their legs at the same time and kicked Jiang Cheng out.

“Why do you think of that kind of thing! It’s not right at all!” The owner of Xinghaifang pointed at Jiang Chengbai and exclaimed, “By the way, what’s going on with your head? Why do you think it’s Christmas as long as you have turkeys? ”

Because…” Jiang Cheng got up from the ground, looked at the two of them and replied seriously, “When watching American dramas, the most indispensable thing on Christmas Eve is turkey…”

“Hey, do you think this is a small theater for American dramas?!” Yin Shi shouted with white eyes, “Take your barren brain cells and think about it! Why can’t you see things that are clear at a glance?!”

“Oh Think of it!” Jiang Cheng tapped his palm again with his fist, “Sure enough, only turkey is not enough! That! Only with that can it be called Christmas!”

“It seems that I finally noticed it. ” Jiubingwei chuckled lightly.

“Thank you, you guys!” Jiang Cheng said to the three with a grateful face, then turned his head and said to everyone in the room, “That, mince pie…”

“It’s still not right!!” ×3

Xinghai Fangzhu, Yin Shi and Jiubingwei roared with white eyes at the same time, and kicked Jiang Cheng at the same time.

boom!

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked by the three, fell heavily to the ground…