Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 544

[Chapter 501: No one knows what the real Santa looks like!]

“That, Hasegawa-san, forget about your complaints. No matter how much you drink, you will be an unemployed next year. No matter how much you drink, the fact that you are an unemployed this year will not change.” Glasses sneered expressionlessly.

“Hey! I managed to forget this fact!” Hasegawa shouted, pulling his neck, “Why do you want me to remember it!”

“No, it’s useless even if you forget this kind of thing…” Shinpachi

Haw twitched the corner of his mouth and replied.

“Speaking of Xin Baha? Is there anything you want to complain about?” Jiang Cheng asked again, and then curled his lips, “There must be some? After all, the boss is such a guy.

” Ba Hao sighed with some emotion, “After all, it’s Yin Sang. If he complains, I feel like I can’t finish it all night. It can be used as a snack~ Hahaha…”

“Then do you want to ?

An extra meal?” Yueyong asked A Miao while pointing to Jiang Cheng.

“Hey, what do you mean?” Jiang Cheng asked blankly, squinting Doudou’s eyes, “Does it mean that you complain a lot to me on weekdays? Can you say it at the year-end party as a snack?”

“You…” Yueyong’s pupils involuntarily enlarged, and she murmured in disbelief: “I actually have self-knowledge…” In

an instant, a blue vein appeared on Jiang Cheng’s face, which was still beating non-stop.

“What does that mean?” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, looked at Yueyong with a smirk, and said in a low voice, “Want to fight? A stinky woman!

” Calm down, don’t quarrel on Christmas Eve.” Xin Baha kindly persuaded.

“Cut!” Jiang Cheng cut his face with disdain, and then took out a small bundle of colorful coupons from his arms and handed it to Xin Baji, “Nuo, add a New Year’s gift to your Christmas gift, and give it a comparison during the New Year. Trouble, I’ll give it to you all at once.”

“That… Jiang Chengsang, what do you mean?” Xinba pushed the glasses on his face, “Can I think you are insulting me? Can I think you are underestimating me? I can think that you are holding on to your heart. “If I don’t go to a store like Yoshihara, this child will be a virgin for the rest of my life”?

”

“Well, yes.”

“Jiang Cheng nodded.

“Hey!”

Stop kidding!

Xin Baha grabbed the coupon in Jiang Cheng’s hand, tore it into pieces without any hesitation, and roared with big red eyes, “I don’t need this kind of thing!”

You don’t need it at all!

Eighteen… no, I’ll definitely say goodbye to my virginity before I’m twenty!

”

That… Then what have you been talking about since just now?”

Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Haw with a puzzled face, “Although I do think so in my heart, it doesn’t matter what gift I gave you, right?

That is that ah… ah… No, I forgot, anyway, it’s the handshake ticket for the New Year’s special event of the idol you like. Last time I went to buy a game, I got a lottery. There are 30 tickets. I I thought you’d like it…”

“What… what?

!

Xin Ba Haw cried out in an instant, holding his head and breaking down, looking at the lottery ticket that he had just torn into pieces and the words “Attention! Damage is invalid!” , “It turned out to be… it turned out to be A Tong Jiang’s handshake ticket?! I… what have I done!!”

After that, Xin Ba Ha spit out a big mouthful of bruised blood, and fell on the table with white eyes, his body still from time to time twitching.

Seeing the appearance of Xin Baha, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand into his arms and kept groping for something.

“Yes! There’s one more left! New Baja!” Jiang Cheng took out a handshake ticket for Atongjiang, “The last one, Xin Baja!”

After listening, Xin Baja was instantly revived, and sat up with tears in her eyes.

With a trembling hand, he took the handshake ticket from Jiang Cheng’s hand.

“Jiang Chengsang…” Xinba wiped away the tears that couldn’t be stopped, and choked and said, “I didn’t expect that I could meet the real Santa Claus at Christmas. I’m really…Thank you so much.”

“Please don’t show that kind of expression, it always feels disgusting…” Jiang Cheng turned his face away, muttered silently, then turned his head, squinted his eyes and smiled, “However, seeing the children because they received It’s a good feeling to show a happy side to a favorite gift. Maybe, that’s how the real Santa Claus is.”

“Brother Jiang Cheng, where’s my gift?” Right

? You must have prepared my present too?!”

“Ah, ready.” Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached into his arms and began to grope.

Qingtai’s expression became more and more joyful, and she looked at Jiang Cheng with anticipation, but soon Qingtai couldn’t be happy anymore.

Looking at a hand-drawn greeting card that Jiang Chengqiang shoved in his hand like a primary school student, Qingtai was silent for a long, long time.

“But I used two points… No, it took a long time to draw it! Just accept it with a grateful heart!” Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

“What kind of Christmas gift is this!” Harita threw the greeting card in her hand to the ground and shouted in a broken way, “Is it just a hand-painted greeting card?! It was just drawn in two minutes and it is useless at all. A greeting card?!”

“Really, the kid really doesn’t understand contentment at all~” Jiang Cheng spread his hands and showed a sigh, “We are very happy to receive such a greeting card when we were young.”

“Bastard .

! It’s just that I forgot my Christmas present, right!” Ching Tai said angrily with white eyes.

“How is that possible~” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, “I just think that the kind of boring things that are sold outside must be better than this kind of hand-made greeting card, and the mind is completely different.”

“Stop lying!”

“Calm down .

One point, Qing Tai-jun.” A Miao comforted her, “Actually, I also prepared your Christmas present. Although others dare not say it, I am quite confident compared to Jiang Chengsang’s gift.”

“Really .

Is that right?!” Qingta said in surprise, “Did you really prepare a Christmas present for me?! Sister A Miao!”

“Of course,” A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled, then put her hand in her mouth and began to grope, “After all, she

is the only apprentice of Wuxinliu in our heaven. How could I forget something like a Christmas gift? With…”

, A Miao put a box of dark matter that was still emitting an ominous dark aura in Qingtai’s hand, “Here, fresh eggs are baked~ I made it for Qingtai-jun at night, other There are no people~ This is a treatment that only Qingtai-jun can enjoy~”

Looking at the dark matter in her hand, Qingtai was silent for a long time, and then pulled the corner of her mouth to reveal a somewhat unsightly smile, “Thanks… Thank you.”

Compared with the hilarity of Jiang Cheng in the house, the two people in the yard, Xinghai Fangzhu and Yin Shi, seemed very deserted. Because the two were too quiet, even Jiang Cheng and the others in the room had unknowingly forgotten their existence.

However, what is different from the external performance is that the two people’s inner drama is so full that they can’t hear the laughter of Jiang Cheng and others in the room at all…

[What should I do!

Hello!

】The face of the master of Xinghaifang has been completely black, the cold sweat on his face is constantly oozing out, and the muscles on his face can’t stop twitching, 【Is it better to apologize?

It’s been nearly ten minutes!

Is he angry?

what to do?

!

】

【It’s impossible to apologize now…】 Yin Shi with the same expression thought to himself, 【I’ll definitely make a fool of yourself in public!

]

[It’s like imitating the Four Heavenly Kings while leisurely imitating Mori Jin to sing “Mother”, but a deity of Mori Jin suddenly appeared from behind!

】The master of Xinghaifang was apprehensive.

【No!

Absolutely not!

】 Yin Shi was in a bad mood, and he said in a frenzy: 【I definitely don’t want to expose that ugly appearance in front of them!

】

【What should we do?

!

】The owner of Xinghaifang thought with sweat on his face, 【What should we do with imitations?

!

answer me!

Four Heavenly Kings!

】

[Facing the deity who put his arms around my shoulders from behind with an expression like “It’s a good imitation”, what should we do to not be ugly!

Four Heavenly Kings!

】 Yin Shi, who was also full of sweat, thought frantically in his heart.

【Tell us!

Four Heavenly Kings!

】The two of them collapsed at the same time.

After about three seconds, Master Xinghaifang and Yinshi thought of the answer at the same time.

I saw that the two of them stepped forward at the same time and threw their fists with all their strength towards each other. The fist of the master of Xinghai Fang was in the lower abdomen of Yin Shi, and the fist of Yin Shi was in the left face of the master of Xinghai Fang.

[Down with the deity and make yourself the deity!

】

Both of them thought of this answer!

Affected by this blow, the master of Xinghaifang and Yinshi simultaneously let out a scream of “Ouch!” and flew out several meters away at the same time!

boom!

×2

Yinshi directly knocked down a tree with a thick bowl, and the owner of Xinghaifang smashed the stone tablet in front of the pond.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and the others in the room were also alarmed by the noise they made just now, and stopped their movements at the same time, turned their heads and looked out.

“Hey, what did you just tell them?” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and asked.

“Just let the two of them leave…” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “Give them two ten thousand yuan.”

Just after saying that, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, “That’s right! It’s the ten thousand yuan .

Yuan! Could it be that they fought because of the ten thousand yuan?! I clearly said that the two of them should be divided equally!”

“You should divide the two in advance!” Xinba complained, “In this case, the possibility of a fight between the two is very high!”

“No way! I have no more change!” Jiang Cheng retorted in a low voice.

At this time, Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu each spat out a mouthful of blood.

[Santa Claus is really not covered!

】 Yin Shi clutched his chest and thought out of breath, 【It doesn’t look like a fat old man who only works on Christmas Eve!

】

【Even though he is an old man, he can actually take a blow from the master of Xinghaifang…] The master of Xinghaifang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, raised his head and looked at the opposite Yinshi with a solemn expression, 【Is this the real strength of Santa Claus?

!

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