Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 543
[Chapter 500: Isn’t the year-end party just a group of people complaining to each other within a year?]
“No no, I…that…” The master of Xinghaifang waved his hand quickly and said, and then spread out the fingers of his left hand and touched his chest lightly, and continued to pretend to be relaxed, “However, as you can see, It’s easy for me to suspect “Santa Claus? Pretending…”
“No, you don’t have to maintain your character image anymore, right?
The beard is obviously glued on, right?
Yin Shi didn’t give in at all, and then put his hands on his hips and looked helpless, “Well, although I don’t mind others copying me, can you be a little more dedicated to your work? If you look down on Santa Claus too much, you will Oh retribution.
”
No no no, haha… You are really joking~” Although a blue vein burst out on his face due to Yin Shi’s words, the owner of Xinghai Fang tried his best to keep himself smiling, “You are in the cottage, right?”
[
What’s the matter, this guy!] Xinghai Fangzhu thought to himself, [There is no intention of leaving the stage…]
“But now there are many people who are obviously in the cottage but didn’t notice it,” Yin Shi said, although his face was not clear. Consciously, the blue veins popped up, but he still spoke casually like a normal person, “It’s like the comic expression form created by the great god Tezuka is used for granted by everyone.
[
This uncle is unexpectedly difficult to deal with…] Yin Shi’s face involuntarily seeped a drop of cold sweat.
[What’s going on, this guy. Why are you so stubborn and unwilling to quit until now!] Xinghaifang Master gritted his teeth in his heart. , [Obviously it’s just a fake!]
“Do you listen to rock?
“Xinghai Fangzhu once again launched an attack,” It can be said that the popular rock music in the world is the children of the Beatles.
So it seems to me that you are no different from my child.
”
“What?
As Santa, you actually listen to the Beatles?
Yin Shi was surprised.
“Huh?”
What’s wrong?
Can’t you?
What are you listening to?
”
Of course Santa wants to listen to Enya, the healing thing.”
“It’s natural for Yinshi to hold his hands and look on his face.
[You can stop enough! Uncle! Anyway, you are also a fake, hurry up and go back to your hometown!” Yinshi shouted in his heart.
“Hey, what about Enya,” the owner of Xinghaifang quickly replied with a smile, “I also listen to Enya, that ‘Yeah~ Come on~ ah~””
“That’s not Enya but Ikariya.
Gintoki put his hands in his pockets and corrected.
(Ikariya Nagasuke: Japanese comedian, as the leader of the comedy group “Drif”.)
[It’s weird, this man’s defiant attitude…] The owner of Xinghaifang increasingly felt that the situation was not good. up.
“And it’s Da Lang’s, although it’s almost rotten by others.” Yin Shi continued with a casual look, shrugging his shoulders and taking care of himself.
(Yamashita Tatsuro: Japanese senior male singer.)
“It’s outdated, now is the era of his wife Maria,” Hoshikai Fangzhu replied casually, “KFC’s song.”
(Takeuchi Maria: Female Singer, once produced commercial songs for KFC.)
“Only Dalang and Kazujeong are famous songs no matter what era.” Gintoki replied casually, and then thought angrily in his heart: “This uncle, no matter how you attack him, You can
handle it with ease!”
(Kazuma: Oda Kazuma, a well-known male singer.)
[This confidence…could he be…] Xinghaifang’s expression gradually became serious.
[Could he be…] Yin Shi was also a little flustered in his heart.
Immediately afterwards, the two of them widened their eyes at the same time, and several black lines appeared under the corners of their eyes. At the same time, they showed a constipated expression, and at the same time they thought to themselves: […is the real Santa Claus?
!
]
[If you say that, look at this guy now…] The master of Xinghaifang looked at the silver secretly, and then thought in his heart: [Although he looks lazy at first glance, his demeanor and stance are all around an axis. Heart, his aura like a swordsman can’t be ignored, he is obviously a gray-bearded old man, but he is so energetic, even his skin is like a young man in his twenties… This guy is really human ?
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At the same time, Yin Shi was also looking at the master of Xinghai Fang silently, and at the same time thought: [I did meet a bad old man who claimed to be Santa Claus before, but that was just a bad old man who was not domineering at all.
But this guy is different. Although he does not have Santa’s iconic white beard, the mustache, the completely different mustache under his nose, is unexpectedly realistic!
Unwittingly, it makes people think that maybe Santa Claus has a mustache like this or something.
It’s like the feeling of betrayal when I saw the final form of Lord Frieza, “actually, the deity is unexpectedly simple” and so on…]
Master Xinghai Fang suddenly realized something, [No, but… it’s not…]
[ No… no…] Gintoki also realized something at this time.
[I… I actually met the real Santa Claus at the most critical moment?
!
】 Both of them thought at the same time.
“Jiang Cheng sama, those two people have been standing for a long time,” a Miss Baihua pointed to the two people in the yard and said to Jiang Cheng, who was sitting beside Jiang Hua obediently, “No one spoke, Just standing there motionless.”
“Don’t worry about that kind of thing, it probably won’t affect us.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, his eyes firmly locked on Jiang Hua.
“That’s right, it doesn’t affect us at all, ahaha…” Xin Ba Hao said with a smile, and then fished out a few chunks of fat beef from the hot pot in front of him and feasted on it.
“Yeah, it doesn’t affect us at all!” Hasegawa sipped another glass of wine and let out a very refreshing sound, “Hoo~ Today is really Saigo~ It’s really cool that you can drink wine as you like~”
“Really What a lively Christmas~” Hiron narrowed his eyes and smiled.
“This year’s Christmas is the best Christmas, because I received the best Christmas gift~” Kagura was still wanton in Jiang Hua’s arms.
“You’re Kagura-chan’s mother,” Ami smiled and said to Jiang Hua, “I didn’t seem to see you when I came to Earth last time. I’m Shimura Miao, and I’m Shimura Shin who works with Kagura-chan in the Master’s House. Eight’s sister.”
“Thanks to you for taking care of Kagura, thank you.” Jiang Hua nodded lightly and smiled.
“No no no, Kagura sauce is usually very sensible.” A Miao replied with a smile.
“Jiang Cheng sama, people also want the best Christmas present.” A young lady Baihua said coquettishly.
“Yes, yes, we also want the best Christmas present.” All the Miss Baihua echoed.
“You don’t need to learn from them.” Yueyong glanced at the side, although the costumes were the same, but because of his slightly smaller stature, the Baihua member who was a little more conspicuous among the Baihua members, said lightly, “They are no longer available. There’s a cure.”
“Hi…” The Baihua member responded in a low voice.
“Where’s the gift…” Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and thought seriously for a moment, then narrowed his eyes and showed a nice smile, “I can’t think of it, but what do you want?”
“Of course it’s He Jiang .
Sama has done something soft!”
All the members of Baihua said in unison, but then they hated each other.
“Well, can you mention some wishes that don’t hurt your body as much as possible…” Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly.
“Speaking of which, Jiang Chengjiang should be getting married at this age, right?”
At this time, Jiang Hua’s seemingly plain words made the dozens of Baihua members present instantly quiet down.
【Chance!
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“Ahaha, this is the first time I’ve been urged to marry.” Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed a few times, “This kind of thing can’t be rushed, Sister Jiang Hua.”
“No, just looking at the woman beside Jiang Chengjiang seems to be There are a lot…” Jiang Hua smiled, then glanced at Yueyong and the other Miss Baihua, “Do you like it? If so, just come to Earth this time and ask my sister to help you find it. ”
Anyone?” Jiang Cheng’s expression became serious.
“Ah, anyone can, my sister will help you.”
In an instant, all Miss Baihua swallowed a mouthful of water unconsciously.
“Then I’ll say it…” Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, then showed tenderness on his face, and gently held Jiang Hua’s hand, “Sister, leave that bald man…”
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, a few kunai It was already stuck in the back of Jiang Cheng’s head, and the latter rolled his eyes and fell on the table.
“Pay attention to ethics, you idiot.” Yue Yong said coldly.
“What are you doing! Smelly woman!” Jiang Cheng pulled out the back of his head, Kuai, sat up and shouted with white eyes, “There are not many opportunities like this! And what does it mean to pay attention to ethics?!”
“Literally. UU Reading www .sonicmtl.com” Yueyong replied indifferently.
“Did you do something wrong? We are not siblings!”
Jiang Cheng said, and all the Baihua members looked at Jiang Hua in an instant, not so friendly.
“Isn’t it my sister and brother?” A Miao said in surprise, covering her mouth, “Even in “Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng”, Kagura Sauce called Uncle Jiang Chengsang.”
“Then The setting on the side is an adopted child.” Jiang Cheng hugged his hand and nodded and explained to himself, “The adopted child adopted by Sister Jiang Hua’s parents since childhood, after graduating from high school, he went to study in Japan, and after graduating from university, he became a teacher and stayed there. Japan.”
“Hey? Is that so?” A Miao said in surprise.
“Well, that’s it.”
“Well, can we not talk about the setting of the next studio in the feature film…” Xin Baha silently complained, “I always feel that something is wrong… It’s embarrassing.”
“Not already Did you say it’s going to be a year-end party?” Jiang Cheng shrugged, “Then it’s not a big deal to complain a little bit, right? Spread the complaints accumulated in the past year to each other, then drink two glasses and forget to welcome the new year, This is the true meaning of the year-end party!”
“That’s right…” Hasegawa, who was already drunk, echoed inarticulately, “I’m drunk until I forget all my troubles!”
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