Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 52

[Chapter 49: Once a woman gets serious with you, she will not forgive you!]

At this moment, Jiang Cheng was sitting on the sofa with the trio of Master House and the girl with long lavender hair, and no one spoke.

“Who is this… Who is this…” Finally, Yinshi he spoke, and Yinshi asked at the same time as he grabbed the rice.

“Didn’t you bring it back?!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help roaring, “There are so many hotels outside, do you have to bring it home?! Shin Baha and Kagura-chan are not that old yet!”

“Yesterday…” Yin Shi thought hard, “No, I just remember going out for a drink…”

“You’ve even played with ninjas, you’re acting like a fool! Do you still want to tell the details in front of the children?! You are so weak!” Jiang Cheng roared again.

“You have to stop joking, how could I do such a thing!” Yin Shi retorted, but then his tone changed, “Really, I still prefer a nurse outfit!”

“Really…” Shinbaha said, staring at Gintoki.

“Xinbaha, men should play Alu more while they are young. Otherwise, after becoming a bad old man, they will either be deceived by young women or fall into a strange game, Mummy told my Alu. Kagura said and picked up the last bunch of candied haws on the plate on the table.

However, it was still not as fast as Gintoki’s hand, “This…it’s this fragrance! It’s this fragrance that wakes me up!”

Ginshi said and took a bite, “What is this?! A revolution in desserts?! I’m so moved!”

“You’re so moved! Is this the time to talk about this?!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Remember to open a good room outside next time!” At the same time, Jiang Cheng’s face changed, and he said to Kagura with a smile, ” Kagura-chan, if you have the chance, introduce your dad to me.”

“Yes, yes, but what is there to know about that bald uncle.” Kagura said while vying for the candied haws in Yinshi’s hand.

“Oh, I’m really bald…” Jiang Cheng muttered in a low voice.

“Huh?” Xin Ba Haw asked.

“Nothing, ahahaha” Jiang Cheng said quickly.

Finally, when Yinshi finished eating the last hawthorn, Kagura was defeated.

“I said, I really can’t remember anything, did I do something strange?” Yin Shi asked at the little ape who was stirring natto beside him.

“No, I didn’t do anything.” Little Ape replied.

“Soga Soga, that’s fine… I thought I did something wrong while taking advantage of the wine…” Yin Shi just felt a little fortunate, but when he heard Xiao Yuan’s next words, the whole person was not well .

“There is nothing right or wrong between husband and wife, no matter how crazy your desire is, I will satisfy you.” Little Ape said as he approached Yinshi, “Come on, dear, Natto is already so lingering, come, open Mouth, ah…”

Saying that, Little Ape stretched his chopsticks to Yin Shi’s eyes.

“Ah, that’s not the mouth!” Yin Shi reminded, “Although it’s better to talk about the eyes and the eyes, but it’s not the mouth, and what are you talking about [husband and wife]!”

“You will be responsible, you have already done that kind of thing…” Little Ape put down his chopsticks and lowered his head.

“What is [that kind of thing]? I didn’t do anything at all.” Gintoki retorted.

“What are you talking about, it’s already been lingering like this natto…” Little Ape said and stretched his chopsticks to his eyes, “It hurts…”

“Didn’t I say it? That’s not the mouth over there!” Yin Shi replied, looking at Jiang Cheng and the three on the opposite sofa at the same time.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was covering Kagura’s ears, and he should have covered Kagura’s ears when he said the first sentence from Xiao Yuan.

“Yin Sang, there’s nothing you can do if you do it, let’s admit it.” Xin Baha said helplessly, holding his hands.

“Aru, marriage is easier to get used to than love.” Kagura said while breaking Jiang Cheng’s hand.

“Hey,

Kagura, please be sure to introduce me to your bald dad to get acquainted…” Jiang Cheng said with a smile again.

“Why? Learning how to be bald?” Kagura asked curiously.

“Why do you even say such things!” Yin Shi shouted, “Yin Sang, who belongs to everyone, is going to be tied to death by such a natto girl! What a joke! I want to take advantage of the time when I can’t remember anything. Lie me into a pirate ship!”

Saying that, Yin Shi turned his head to look at Little Ape, “Tell me, we got married without knowing each other’s names, isn’t it a bit…”

But at this time, Little Ape was holding Sadaharu’s head beside him, making a shy look, “What are you pretending to be stupid, obviously you are familiar with each other’s bodies.”

“Don’t say such disgusting words!” Yin Shi replied, “Besides, that’s not Yin Sang, okay?”

“You have to wear glasses if you have poor eyes! This one fell off!” Xin Baha said as he picked up the glasses that had fallen on the ground.

“That’s it, my name is Xiao Yuan, and I pray that we can grow old happily forever, dear husband.” Xiao Yuan said solemnly, sitting on the ground.

“We are here.” Xin Ba Hao stood up and said politely, “I also ask you to take care of me.”

“Aru, I want to eat fish more than meat for dinner, please!” Kagura raised his hand and said.

“I said the two of you accepted it too quickly!” Yin Shi shouted, “Jiang Cheng, you believe me! Absolutely believe me! Are you doubting if you don’t speak over there? Thinking?”

Jiang Cheng, who was asked by the question, finally raised his head, “Well, in fact, I was thinking about how much to follow with the family, and the birth of the child, how much to follow when the child is full moon, what if it is a twin situation, or three. How much should the situation of the twins be…”

“Hey!” Yin Shi collapsed, “That’s too early!”

“Actually, there’s nothing wrong with getting married. At least it can help you learn what responsibility is. Do you think it’s Kagura-chan, Shinpachi-kun?” Jiang Cheng said, looking at Kagura and Shinpachi-kun beside him.

“That’s right, I’m going to inform my sisters and the others.” Xin Ba Hao picked up the phone and was about to make a phone call at home.

“Hey! Enough is enough!” Yin Shi was completely speechless.

“Don’t worry! Yin Shi, if you’re worried about not having money for a wedding, I can lend it to you temporarily.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“Hey? Really? How much can I borrow?” Gintoki asked.

“Hey! You are enough!” Shinba roared.

Looking at the people who started to quarrel, a hint of slyness flashed in Xiao Yuan’s eyes, and at the same time he thought to himself, [In order to avoid the pursuers, it’s better to hide here temporarily]

In fact, things have to start from last night. Sarubi iris, hereinafter referred to as Little Ape, was originally a ninja of the Yuting Fanzhong. After retiring, he became a freelance killer in the [House of Aftercare].

Just yesterday, he was chased by the enemy on the way to the mission. When he escaped to the roof of Yinshi, he stepped on the roof and fell down. It happened to fall into Yinshi’s room and fainted on the spot, that is, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baha. The scene I saw this morning…

…

Seeing the little ape who was pretending to be a housewife and cleaning with a vacuum cleaner in the house, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi’s trio were speechless.

“It seems that she really intends to stay here, what should I do, Yinsang?” Xin Baha couldn’t help but ask.

“A real woman is more sticky than pork bone stewed noodle soup,” Kagura said.

“Looks like you’ve really been planted this time, meeting such a serious woman.” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but say.

“Hey! What right do you have to say this!” Yin Shi shouted, “The woman you abandoned can even circle the earth three times!”

“Don’t talk nonsense, Yinshi!” Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

“I’m talking nonsense? Do you want to call the wig and Sakamoto over to confront him!” Gintoki retorted.

“Call it! Who is afraid of who!” Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

“You two, be quiet!” Xin Baji’s head grew bigger.

“Humph!” Yin Shi snorted and stood up and said at the same time, “Really, at this time, we can only rely on sugar to calm down…”

After speaking, Yinshi walked to the refrigerator, but when he opened the refrigerator door, Yinshi was stunned, “Where’s my pudding?! Where is the pudding I put here?! Jiang Cheng!! It’s you, right! You eat it? Lost my pudding, right!”

“I’m not interested in that kind of thing at all.” Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

[It is so easy to listen to me, so it is stupid to say that a man is a creature.

】Little ape who saw this scene was feeling complacent, 【Next, you just need to play the role of a cute and docile young wife.

】

“Then, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com is that you?!” Gintoki asked Shinhachi and Kagura.

But both shook their heads.

“Speaking of which, I saw it when I put the ice-sugar haws in the morning…” Xin Bazhu said suddenly.

“Bingtanghulu?! Was the revolution of that dessert called Bingtanghulu?!” Yin Shi was shocked, “Where is it sold?! Where is it sold?!”

“Be quiet, this is the location of the store.” Jiang Cheng took out a small piece of paper from his body as he spoke, “The store owner said he wanted to help him promote it.”

Silver time was like a treasure, holding the small piece of paper and looking at it for a long time.

Seeing that he didn’t want to come over and ask himself where the pudding went, Little Ape couldn’t help but reminded, “That… I know where the pudding is.”

“Ah? Really?” Yin Shi instantly rushed in front of Little Ape, “Do you know where the pudding in the refrigerator is?”

“Really, people deliberately hid and said~” Xiao Yuan made a surprised expression, “You greedy ghost~”

Hearing these words, Jiang Cheng and the three were about to vomit.

“Ah? Didn’t you say you knew? What are you playing here?” Yin Shi asked.

“What day is today?” Little Ape said again.

“Huh? What day? The day the swill is poured? The pudding’s shelf life is over?”

Little Ape snorted in disappointment, “Really, have you forgotten? It’s the anniversary of the love affair with Little Ape~”

The three of Jiang Cheng squirted wildly again.

“We just met today, okay…” Yin Shi said speechlessly, “Also, compared to when you first appeared, why do you seem to have changed people…”

“Look! Commemorative natto pudding!” Saying that, Little Ape took out a pudding full of natto from behind…