Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 53

[Chapter 50: Everyone has a door in their hearts, either s or m?]

Looking at the pudding covered with natto, Gintoki’s heart collapsed.

“What is this? A punishment game?”

“I deliberately tried to combine the things that two people like today.” Little Ape said complacently, then picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful of pudding and natto. Seeing that Jiang Cheng and the three behind Yin Shi were nauseated for a while .

“Ah~ open your mouth~ ah!” Little Ape just brought the spoon to Yin Shi’s mouth, and was directly knocked to the ground by Yin Shi.

Little Ape looked at himself and the natto sprinkled all over him in disbelief.

“What a joke!” Yin Shi roared at the little ape who fell on the ground, “Hey, is the wife that I sent to my door so soon to compete with my pudding?! The boss in this house is me! The second is sweets! Remember it for me!”

“Hey! The second is actually a sweet tooth?!” Xin Baha roared behind Yin Shi, but Jiang Cheng grabbed him as soon as he finished speaking.

Xin Baha glanced back and saw Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and shook his head.

At this time, Little Ape’s heart activity is “At this time, only humility and humility are the only way to hold back!”

Must hold back!

Little ape!

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Thinking of this, Little Ape regrouped the natto and pudding that had been scattered on the ground, stood up when they touched it, and said coquettishly in the face of Yinshi: “Don’t be shy~ Come, try it~ ah~”

“This kind of thing should be eaten by ghosts!” Yin Shi said, and directly pressed Little Ape’s hand with the aggregate of natto and pudding on Little Ape’s face.

“Don’t say that… This unexpectedly delicious Aru.” Kagura had already picked up a few natto from the floor behind him and put it in his mouth.

“No way! Kagura! How can this kind of thing be eaten!” Jiang Cheng noticed that and instantly pulled Kagura up.

“If you don’t eat it yourself, don’t make a whimsical fusion of natto pudding! Do you want to be a producer?!” Yin Shi scolded the little ape who was sitting on the ground, “The cardigan should be worn over the shoulders. OK!……”

[What a shame, I used to be the elite ninja of the shogunate’s royal court!

Why put up with such discriminatory language!

】 Little Ape is a little hard to let go, but after hearing the words behind Gintoki…

“Get out of here if you can’t follow the rules here! You idiot woman!”

[Oh~ But what is this feeling now…] A different kind of emotion arose in Xiao Yuan’s heart, as if he wanted to be insulted by Yinshi for a while…

The changes in the expressions on Xiao Yuan’s face were all noticed by Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ha…

“Hey, Xin Baha, that…that woman is incredible!” Jiang Cheng whispered to Xin Baha beside him.

“Uh… it looks like an awakened attribute…” Xin Baha replied with a black line on his face.

But at this time, Yin Shi snorted and said again, “I’m going to buy some desserts and come back.” After that, he walked towards the door, talking to himself as he walked, “Why don’t you go directly to buy ice candied haws, which is the highest? …”

Seeing this, Little Ape quickly followed, “Ah, wait a moment…”

“Jiang Chengsang, why did the incident turn out like this…” Xin Baha asked with a black line on his face.

“I don’t know, I don’t understand, don’t ask me.” Jiang Cheng came directly to deny Sanlian.

…

“Why did you follow? And why did you dress up like that?” Yin Shi said to the little ape who was dressed as a housewife behind him.

At this time, the two were walking on the street, and Yin Shi was going to the shop address given by Jiang Cheng.

“Men like young wives, don’t they?” Xiao Yuan replied, feeling complacent at the same time [I believe that the pursuers wouldn’t notice with this casual outfit, so I just need to play the role of a cute and docile young wife]

“Ah…” Yin Shi suddenly stopped and looked in a certain direction.

“What’s wrong?” Little Ape also stopped and asked.

“It’s alright.” Yin Shi mumbled casually as he looked at Granny Dengshi who was walking towards him.

“Hey, you peeked at that woman just now! It turns out that you like that type.” Little Ape began to make up his mind again.

“How is that possible! Do I look so crazy?!” Gintoki retorted.

But at this time, Granny Denshi had already walked over, “What are you doing in a place like this?” Granny Denshi stopped and said to Yin Shi.

“Who are you?” Little Ape asked first.

“You even asked me, where did you come from?” Granny Dengshi was a little puzzled, and looked at Yinshi at the same time, “Yinshi, you seem to have promised me to pay for the last month today…”

But before he could finish speaking, he was stopped by the little ape on the side, “I said to you, can you not call [Silver Time] and [Silver Time], and you shouted so kindly! I’m sorry, Yinsang is already mine!”

As he spoke, he jumped up and unleashed a familiar knight kick, but Jiang was still old and hot, so Granny Dengshi shook her head a little and ducked.

Looking at the little ape who had fallen into the ground behind him, Granny Dengshi was speechless, “Where did this woman come from, I’m just here to collect money…”

“Alimony, right!” In an instant, Little Ape stood up again, “Haven’t you been happy before?! Where is the need to come and ask for money!”

Saying that, Xiao Yuan took out a Kuwu from his hair and threw it at Granny Dengshi, but Jiang was still old and hot, and Granny Dengshi lifted her hand and pinched the flying Kuwu in her hand. And casually put it on his cuff.

“What did this girl say?” Granny Denshi asked with some doubts.

“In the end, you are a woman in the past! You can slowly indulge in your memories!” Xiao Yuan shouted behind Granny Denshi.

“Hey! Do you think this is my ex-girlfriend!” Yin Shi was suddenly unhappy, “Do you think I’m crazy enough to burn out my brain?!”

“You two don’t deserve to be beaten at all!” After hearing this, Granny Dengshi moved her neck instantly and said.

“Oh!” In an instant, Little Ape thought of something again, and made a look of surprise, “Could it be the mother! Is it the mother?!”

“Hey! Are you funny?! If my mother was like this, I would have fallen into depravity when I was in middle school! Be careful I smack your head!” Yinshi shouted again.

“I think it’s better to knock your head first!” Granny Dengshi replied.

“Please forgive my rudeness, mother…” Little Ape said, kneeling directly on the ground, with tears in his eyes, he lowered his head to Granny Dengshi.

“What the hell is going on, this woman.” Granny Dengshi wondered.

“That, it must be the woman who chased the wild cat that stole the fish and scrambled for food, but fell and hit her head, and then the head showed off.” Yin Shi continued to walk forward.

[To insult me so rudely in public] Little Ape lay on the ground and thought to himself, [But why, my heart started to throb so much again…]

Then Xiao Yuan straightened his upper body, turned his head and looked affectionately towards the direction Yin Shi left, [I think… I want to be bullied by him!

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The whole farce was seen by Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ha, who were hiding behind a telephone pole.

The two of them can only be described as lying in their hearts.

“What should I do? Jiang Chengsang, it seems that Yinsang helped that girl open the door to an incredible new world!” Xin Baha said helplessly.

“You ask me who I ask!” Jiang Cheng replied, “This situation is already very difficult! It seems that someone said that everyone is born with S or M, but I didn’t expect it to be true!”

“Hey, you are the natural S!”

…

At the gate of Yoshihara, Xiao Yuan looked at the bustling crowd inside, and looked at Yinshi beside him, “Here…”

“Yoshihara Taoyuan Township,” Yinshi said as he stepped in, “Come here to buy sweets.”

“Sweet food?! How can there be sweet food in this kind of place!” Xiao Yuan said, but he still followed, and at the same time he was still thinking in his heart [what is he doing here for this kind of place?

!

what!

Just can’t wait!

】

Finally, Yinshi found the shop that sold candied haws, but at this time there were already long queues of customers buying candied haws, and the budget estimated that there would be hundreds of people…

Just when Yin Shi was a little distressed, he saw Yue Yong and Harita at the front of the line at a glance, and ran over in an instant.

“Hey…” Yin Shi was completely stunned by Yue Yong’s next series of operations.

I saw Yueyong glanced at the little ape beside Yinshi, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com instantly took out a stack of banknotes from his arms and handed it to Yinshi, and at the same time pulled the little ape away, but he still turned his head and said One sentence, “The price is just right, remember to bring some good stuff over next time.”

[This is…] Little Ape is also in a state of confusion, but he still reluctantly looks at Yinshi behind him, “Is this selling me?

!

Did you sell me to Yoshihara?

!

Did he take me as his property?

!

Will I fiddle with or even sell it at will?

!

What is this?

!

Why?

Why am I getting more and more excited!

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Yin Shi was still holding the stack of ten-million-dollar bills in place, but after thinking about it, all the troublesome things seemed to be resolved, and he felt a little complacent in an instant, but when Yin Shi was about to put the stack of money in his arms , Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji rushed over in an instant, kicking Yin Shi into the air.

“The worst man ever!” Shinba spat in disdain.

“Really the worst man! Yinshi, I didn’t expect you to do such a thing.” Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, took out the money in Yinshi’s arms, turned around and went away Chasing the Moon.

“Yueyong, wait a second,” Jiang Cheng chased after Yueyong, put the wad of money back into Yueyong, and whispered a few words beside Yueyong’s ear.

After listening to it, Yueyong looked at the little ape who was being pulled by him, and then glanced at Yinshi lying on the ground, the contempt in his eyes seemed to be real.

“It’s the worst man ever.” After saying that, Yueyong took Qingtai and turned around and left.

“I…Did I do something bad?” Gintoki raised his head and asked uncertainly.

“Yinshi, S or M, it doesn’t matter, since you have done it, you must take responsibility.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Soudou!” Xin Ba Hao echoed.