Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 51

[Chapter 48: There are always 2 bad hawthorns in every string of rock candy haws!]

“Yo, good morning, Mr. Xinbaha.” Jiang Cheng held an umbrella in one hand and a string of candied haws in the other hand, and at the same time skillfully greeted Xinbaha by the roadside.

“Hey, this isn’t Jiang Cheng-sang, I’m haha.” Xin Baha then noticed Jiang Cheng who was not far away, and hurriedly said hello.

Jiang Cheng ate the last of the candied haws in his hand, and at the same time threw the wooden sticks into the trash can.

“This, for you.” Jiang Cheng took out a string of candied haws from his umbrella and handed it to Xin Baja.

Only then did Xin Baji see clearly that Jiang Cheng’s umbrella was covered with a thick layer of straw, and the straw was covered with candied haws.

“This is Hawthorn?” Xin Ba Hao took the string of candied haws and asked with some doubts.

“Bingtang gourd, a traditional Chinese snack.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Sweet and sour tastes delicious!” Xin Baha tried to eat one and said, “Is this crunchy layer of maltose on the outside? The Chinese are really amazing, they thought of this combination.”

“The newly recruited Chinese chef tried to make some, and the result… became popular in the whole Yoshihara girl circle… Now, that chef has opened his own shop in Yoshiwara…” Jiang Cheng said with a helpless sigh , “I can’t imagine that Yoshihara opened a shop selling candied haws.”

“Isn’t this good?” Shinbaha said while eating, “It means that the present Yoshihara is different from the previous one.”

“All of these were bought secretly by Qingta, and children really like it.” Jiang Cheng went on to say, “But after being discovered by the sun, they all threw it to me and let me solve it. Too much sweets is bad. Am I a grown-up who eats too much sweets?!”

“If only Yinsang had half of your consciousness…” Shin Baha couldn’t help but said.

“In short, it can’t be wasted, and when the weather is hot, the sugar coating on the outer layer will melt.” Jiang Cheng said while handing out rock candy haws to children playing on the roadside.

Every child who got the candied haws had the same reaction, first smelled it, then licked it, and finally ate one, and every little face smiled like a flower…

Seeing Jiang Cheng laughing with those children, Xin Ba Ha was very emotional, “Sure enough, Jiang Cheng Sang is still a mature adult~”

“Okay,” Jiang Cheng took the last few strings of rock candied haws from his umbrella and handed them to Xin Baji, “It’s almost done, you can bring back the last few strings for everyone to taste.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng tore off the thick layer of straw on his umbrella handle and threw it into the trash can beside him.

“Thank you so much.” Xin Ba Hao said at the same time as he took the seven strings of candied haws.

“If you can’t finish eating, remember to put it in the refrigerator,” Jiang Cheng reminded. “Then, I should go back too~”

“Hey? Are you going back now? Why don’t you go to the Master’s House to sit and drink a cup of rough tea.” Xin Ba Hao said quickly.

“Can you? You don’t have to work?” Jiang Cheng asked with raised eyebrows.

“It’s okay, I haven’t had any work at all recently.” Xin Baha replied.

“If you really can’t do it, you can come to Yoshihara. I often hear Yueyong complain that there is too much work.” Jiang Cheng suggested, “Dealing with some entangled men and the like.”

“No, this kind of work is fine.”

“How can young people be selective about work?” Jiang Cheng said and started a long speech, “In many cases, work is not something you like, it’s just for survival. A happy thing, then it should be to pay to go to work…”

…

“Good morning.” Xinbaha skillfully greeted Granny Dengshi who was sweeping the floor outside the store.

“It’s Xinbaha, morning.” Granny Dengshi stopped what she was doing, raised her head and said back and forth.

“Good morning, Granny Dengshi.

“Jiang Cheng also smiled and said hello.

“Oh, what a rare visitor, early,” Granny Dengshi said, looking at Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“Mother-in-law Dengshi is very early today.” Xin Ba Hao said with emotion.

“Can I idle around like you all day?” Granny Dengshi said a little helplessly, “Speaking of which, someone promised me to pay the rent for the last month today. Help me remind me of the useless natural scroll.”

“Okay, I’m really sorry.” Xin Ba Hao was about to scratch his head when he found the candied haws in his hand, “This, please try it.”

Xin Ba Hao handed Granny Dengshi two strings of candied haws.

“This, Nani?” As a result, Granny Dengshi, the Bingtanghulu, wondered, “It looks like a dumpling,”

“This is a Chinese snack brought by Jiang Chengsang, called [Bingtang Hulu].” Xin Bazhu explained.

“Souga…” Granny Dengshi just spoke when an unknown creature with cat ears and a green kimono rushed out, grabbed a bunch of rock candy haws from Granny Dengshi’s hand and ate it.

“That… what is that unknown creature?” Jiang Cheng asked with a black line on his face, while whispering to Xin Baha on the side.

“She, a god named Catherine, a lot of things happened, and now she is working in Granny Dengshi’s shop.” Xin Ba Hao explained.

“I will never like cat ears in my life…” Jiang Cheng’s face was full of love.

“It does feel disillusioned, I understand…”

…

“Good morning, everyone, Jiang Chengsang is here, huh?” Xin Bazhu opened the door and shouted, but found that in the entire living room, only Sadahalu was sleeping on the sofa.

“Sadaharu, where have everyone gone?” Shinbaha asked in confusion.

Hearing the sound, Sadahalu groaned lazily.

“It’s really a bunch of idle guys.” Xin Baha sighed helplessly, and looked at Jiang Cheng behind him, “Jiang Chengsang sit down in the living room first, and I’ll wake them up.”

“Well.” Jiang Cheng responded casually, then walked to the sofa in the living room and sat down.

Xin Baha first put the candied haws in his hand into the refrigerator, and then skillfully walked to the closet next to him and opened the door, “Get up, the sun is drying your ass.”

I saw Kagura still snoring.

Immediately afterwards, Xin Ba Haw walked to the door of Yin Shi’s room, “Yin Sang, get up, Jiang Cheng Sang brought your favorite sweets.” After speaking, he opened the door.

But after just opening the door and taking a look, Xinba Haw was stunned…

Looking at Xin Ba Ha, who was motionless, Jiang Cheng came over curiously, glanced at the door, and was instantly stunned.

But it was too late, and Jiang Cheng closed the door in an instant.

“What are you two doing?” Kagura asked in his pajamas, yawning and rubbing his eyes.

“Kagura-chan, there’s nothing, it’s a holiday today.” Jiang Cheng turned his head and said with a smile, at the same time he took out a few 10,000 yuan bills from his arms and handed them to Xin Baji, “Today you two are on holiday, where do you want to go? Go play wherever you want.”

“Jiang Chengsang, you…you don’t want Kagura to touch the dirty adult world?” Xinbaha asked in a low voice.

“Don’t worry, I will have a good talk with Yin Shi, you two can go out for a while.” Jiang Cheng whispered.

“I… I understand.” Xin Baha said and walked towards Kagura, “God… Kagura, here is the delicious ice candied haws brought by Jiang Chengsang~”

“Bingtanghulu? What is that?” Kagura’s attention was caught by Shin Baha’s words.

“This one,” Xin Ba Haw walked to the refrigerator, opened the door of the refrigerator and took out the candied haws just put in, “you can eat it after brushing your teeth…”

But Kagura had already picked up a bunch and ate it, “Eat Aru well…” Kagura said vaguely.

…

“Hey, you two, it’s really a holiday today,” Jiang Cheng leaned in front of Yinshi’s room and smiled at Kagura and Shinbaha who were sitting on the sofa.

However, Jiang Cheng’s hand was behind his back and firmly locked the door of the room.

“Ah, I ate a bad hawthorn…” Kagura suddenly said.

“It’s good to spit it out. Every string of rock candied haws may eat bad hawthorn. After all, you can’t tell from the appearance.” Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

“That’s right, it’s the same as the hearts of some adults. It may look harmless to humans and animals, but there may be an incredible adult world hidden inside.” Xin Baha took over.

“Aru, who I can understand at this level, don’t underestimate me.” Kagura picked up one of the remaining two strings of candied haws and said while eating.

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“Now is not the time to talk about this, that, it’s really a rest day, you can play anywhere you want.” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, while gesturing to Xinba Haw frantically with his eyes.

“Yes, today, you can go to the place where Kagura wants to go, and you can play in the amusement park.”

“Really Aru?!” Kagura exclaimed in surprise.

“Really, go out quickly, have a good day today~” Jiang Cheng said and waved to Kagura.

…

Finally, after Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji’s double surprise… persuasion, Kagura finally jumped excitedly, washed up and changed into clothes, and excitedly dragged Sadahalu to the door.

“Hey, is it really okay for you to be alone? Facing that kind of situation?” Xin Baha asked in a low voice.

“Absolutely no problem!” Jiang Cheng assured, “This matter will definitely be dealt with before you go home! It will be as if nothing happened! Come on!”

“Then, please.” Shinhachi said in a low voice, then followed Kagura who had already reached the door, “Kagura-chan, wait for me.”

But at this critical moment, Yin Shi in the room woke up, to be precise, was woken up by the fragrance of the sugar-candied haws that had just drifted in.

“This smell…” Gintoki opened his eyes in an instant, “A new sweetness I’ve never smelled before! An alluring sweetness! That’s…!”

But just after he finished speaking, Yin Shi realized that he was a little heavy, and then he saw a girl with lavender long hair lying on her body with her eyes closed.

“What’s happening here!!!”

Ginshi roared, frightening Kagura, who had just walked to the door and was about to open the door to go out…