Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 50
[Chapter 47: The Supernatural Event of the True Selection Group (End!)]
“Is Gin-chan dead? Is he really dead?” Kagura crouched on the ground and hugged his legs.
“Actually, before, in order to make Hijikata-san die, I used an evil method to summon a demon,” Zongwu extended a finger and analyzed, “That thing, shouldn’t it be my time…”
“I said how much is your black belly index!” Xinba shouted.
“It turns out that you are the culprit!” Kagura said while pounced on Sogo, “I want to avenge Gin-chan!”
“I said, this place is narrow enough! Stop the two of you! Why do you two meet as soon as you meet…” Shin Baha shouted while looking at Kagura and Sogou who were scrambling together, and then looked at the still alive Jiang Cheng, who recited the rebirth mantra, said, “Jiang Chengsang, you can also talk about the two of them.”
“Hey, be quiet for you guys.” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but persuade, “Those two should be helpless, so let’s recite the rebirth mantra for them. With a sincere heart, this is our The only thing that can be done. At least, let Gintoki’s next life have smooth hair.”
“Then let Hijikata-san’s next life say goodbye to the V-shaped bangs.” Zongwu took over.
“Then let Gin-chan say goodbye to the dead fish-eye Aru!” Kagura said.
“Takata-san says goodbye to mayonnaise!” Zongwu continued.
“Gin-chan says goodbye to jumps and sweets!” Kagura said.
“Okay, okay, it’s not just about talking, you need to pray with a sincere heart, come, and recite the rebirth mantra with me.” After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Zongwu and Kagura really followed Jiang Cheng silently recited the rebirth mantra together.
“Hey! Enough for the three of you!” Xin Baha was so angry, “Those two are not necessarily dead!”
But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baha glanced at the crack of the door. It didn’t matter. The woman in the red kimono had her face pressed against the crack of the door, and her eyes looked at the four people in the room…
In an instant, Xin Baha screamed, tears came out, and the three of Jiang Cheng were also frightened.
“Bah, what are you talking about! Now I have forgotten to pray to that section, Aru.” Kagura frowned and complained.
“Soda search.” Jiang Cheng and Zongwu on the side nodded while holding hands.
“There…there…” Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng and the three of them and pointed to the door, “That… the woman in red…”
“Hey? Nothing, are you confused?” Jiang Cheng glanced at the crack of the door, but saw nothing.
“Hey?” Xin Ba Hao let out a doubt, and looked in the direction of the door again, as Jiang Cheng said, there was nothing there.
But when he turned his head, Xin Ba Ha saw the mosquito coil burning beside him, and based on the touch that Kagura said at that time, Xin Ba Ha made a bold assumption.
“That…I just said maybe…that may not be some kind of spirit…” Xin Baji said as he adjusted his glasses.
Looking at the questioning gazes of the three, Xin Ba Hao said again, “It’s just an assumption. In short, we must go and see now and see the members of the true selection group who have been brought down to know.”
“Then, Sayunara.” Jiang Cheng said, and then opened the door with Zongwu, and kicked Xinba out at the same time.
“Hey! It’s just a hypothetical! Hey!” Shin Baha shouted while knocking on the door, “Don’t you want to figure it out?!”
However, Jiang Cheng and the others didn’t pay any attention to Xin Baji’s cry.
But at this moment, Xin Baji felt a chill behind him, Xin Baji swallowed his saliva, and turned his head slowly mechanically…
I was about to scream, but the door opened…
Jiang Cheng and Zongwu kicked the woman in red behind Xin Baji with one foot.
“Are you all right, Xinbaha?” Jiang Cheng asked.
“No… it’s okay.” Xin Ba Haw hasn’t recovered yet, “Why… why?”
“Hmph, without bait, how could it be possible to lure her out.
“Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, and at the same time Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu looked at each other, “Also, I thought of the new [Chapter 2 of Cry Night]!
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“I was so scared just now…” Xin Baha murmured in a low voice.
“There is nothing to be afraid of!”
Jiang Cheng looked at the woman in red who had been kicked away by him and walked over, while Zongwu took out a rope at the right time.
“You two, are you still thinking about that kind of boring thing?!” Xin Baha was completely convinced.
“How can it be boring?” Jiang Cheng replied, “I feel extremely excited no matter what, isn’t it, Master Wu?”
“The boss is really a knowledgeable person,” Zongwu said while tying up the woman in red skillfully, “The next thing is the real horror night!”
“Hey, what the hell are you?” Jiang Cheng asked.
The red-clothed woman who was still bewildered just now finally reacted when she heard the sound, but it was of no avail, Zongwu’s binding was too solid.
“That…” Looking at Jiang Cheng and Zongwu who were gearing up for their efforts, the woman in red had to confess, and told her own things in their entirety, “I’m really sorry! I’m a heavenly man, a bit like you earthlings. The mosquito mentioned, recently accidentally got pregnant with the child of the boss of the unit, in order to give birth to the child, I need to replenish energy.”
“That person had his own family and asked me to raise the child myself. Just as I was searching for blood all the way and feeling helpless, I found this wonderful hot dining room full of men. I really I’m sorry! But I really want to be strong! In order to raise this child, I want to be strong!”
“Woooo… It’s so touching!” Jiang Cheng said while wiping away his tears.
“Although I’m a little moved, it’s not that time right now!” Xin Baha spit out.
“Well, is all the blood of a man enough?” Zongwu said, “The blood of the man with the V-shaped bangs, if you want, I can give you all of it~”
“Hey!” Xinba was anxious.
“Xinba Haw, isn’t the mother who works hard for the remaining children worth helping?” Jiang Cheng retorted.
“If you say that…” Shinbaha hesitated, but still asked the female angel, “Is there any problem with the members of the Shinsengumi who have been sucked by you?”
“Well, I’ll wake up tomorrow, there will be no problem.” The female angel assured.
“Listen, we can help you, but you also have to help us…” An inexplicable flame ignited on Jiang Cheng’s body again, “Mutual benefit~ It won’t hurt no matter what you think.”
“All, I can give you all the blood of that man, is it enough to have a football team?” Zongwu said.
“It’s too dangerous for these two men to be together…” Xin Baha whispered and looked at Kagura.
“So impressed!”
“Are you still staying there?!!” Shin Baha gushed.
…
Yin Shi and Shi Shi who were hiding in the grass became impatient.
“Hey, where did she go?” Yin Shi whispered.
“I don’t know, maybe go to someone else?” Shi Shi said casually, and at the same time took out a cigarette and lit it for himself.
“Actually, when I was chased just now, I kept killing her with my eyes. It seemed to work.” Yin Shi said.
“You bullshit, I was pinching her when she was being chased,” Shi Shi retorted, “with my eyes.”
“You’re just talking nonsense!” Yin Shi was immediately unhappy, “It’s just your dead fish eyes!”
“That’s the same for you!”
But suddenly, the grass next to them moved, and in an instant, the two jumped into the small pond beside them.
After a few seconds, the two of them stuck their heads out and found that it was a small frog.
“After taking the cold bath, I feel refreshed all over~” Yin Shi said with a refreshing look, “Can I fight back~”
“Don’t be arrogant, your voice is shaking.” Shi Shi said, “I’ll take care of that guy, I’ll just hang water at home.”
The two immediately pinched again and came to the shore. Just as the quarrel between the two became louder, they suddenly heard the buzzing sound of mosquitoes coming from behind.
“It’s so noisy!” The two shouted at the same time and looked behind them.
But it doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it, as soon as you look at it, you can see the woman in red before rushing towards the two of them flying in the sky.
The two didn’t have time to be surprised, and instantly hid to the sides.
“Hey… no… it’s not my eyesight!” Shi Shi was the first to say, “She… she’s flying!”
“I…I…I said, shouldn’t you be afraid?!” Yin Shi replied.
“You… what nonsense are you talking about!” Fourteen retorted decisively, “You think… that I am like you… you are the same!”
But before the two could react, the woman in red rushed over again, and kept shouting [eggs] [eggs that hatched chicks] and similar words.
“Hey! She’s still shouting eggs!” Gintoki, who was dodging again, said, “It’s all your fault!”
“What a joke!” Shi Shi said, looking at the woman in red who came again, “You are the one who picked the wrong eggs! Why impose your own faults on others!”
Although he said so, Shi Shi still avoided it again.
“Then, Yoxi, hold her back, I’ll use that trick!” Yin Shi said, then got up and walked back.
“Hey!” Shi Shi grabbed Yin Shi in an instant, “Which trick is that?! Boy, do you want to skip class? You want to get away, right! You bastard!”
“No, no, I’m going to use that,” Gintoki said forcefully, “Blow her down with an anti-tank rocket launcher!”
“Don’t lie! How can there be anti-tank rocket launchers in such a place!” Shi Shi shouted.
“Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher deep in their hearts!” Gintoki retorted.
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“I won’t let you escape alone!” Shi Shi said, about to give Yin Shilai a back fall.
But at this time, the woman in red shouted [Chicken N Lang] again and rushed over from behind the two of them.
Sometimes it is just such a coincidence that Yin Shi, who was thrown by Shi Shi’s back, collided with the flying woman in red…
“Escape from battle is not the way of a samurai.” Shi Shi stood up and said, completely unaware that the woman in red had been KO’ed by Yinshi and pinned to the ground, “It seems that your samurai spirit still needs to be retrained.”
“What a joke!” Yin Shi said, stood up, and at the same time lifted the woman in red and threw it at Fourteen.
Looking at Shi Shi who was knocked down, Yin Shi muttered disdainfully, “I want to discuss Bushido with me, wait another 100 years!”
After finishing speaking, Yin Shi glanced at the woman in red who had fainted on the ground, and finally realized that something was wrong, “Ah? What is this?”
…
The four Jiang Cheng, who were watching the battle from start to finish, had nothing to say.
“It’s really useless~” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said.
“I found it~” Kagura echoed.
“Next time, come in person.” Zongwu said.
“Enough for the three of you!” Xinba roared, “Our plan will definitely be exposed now! What should we do?!”
“There’s no other way, I’ll go first.” Jiang Cheng said and was about to run away.
“Hey, if you want to slip, at least take us with you!” Shin Baha said, dragging Kagura and following him.
“Then, take me with you too.” Zongwu also followed.
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At the gate of Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng handed the portraits of Yin Shi and Shi Shi to the security guard, “Master, don’t let these two people in…”
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