Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 496

[Chapter 454 : Do you think that one mouthful of one kawaii is also very kawaii, right?]

“I see,” Kondo said with a nod, then waved at the crowd and turned around, but suddenly thought of something, he turned his head and asked, “Master House, bring you Chris Hemsworth. Is it ok for me to sign the autograph? As for Your Excellency Fangichi, can Tessa Thompson do it?”

“You can be tall!” Yin Shi scolded with white eyes, “and I don’t like the new work of the man in black at all. The only thing I like is the previous trilogy!”

“Stop arguing!” Fang Yi couldn’t help yelling, “That kind of thing doesn’t matter! The important thing is that I will show you things next! Hurry up and follow! You bastards!”

This time, Jiang Cheng and the others quieted down and silently followed Fangyi again.

“Sure enough…” Jiang Cheng shook his head, then sighed and looked at Fangyi who was walking in front of him, “Fangyi likes new works, it’s all because Yinshi you just said too much and made him angry.

” That’s right, Yin Shi,” Gui said with closed eyes, “whatever you said just now, it’s too much. If you devalue the new work, it will make Fang Yidian angry. You know, even if it’s that kind of shit Some people will like your new work.”

“No, it’s you who is the most excessive, right?” Yin Shi said speechlessly, “It’s just shit, just call it a guy who likes shit. Yes. But then again, does it really like that kind of “feces”?

Interest is really strange.

”

In my opinion, there is no difference between the two of you at all…” Jiang Cheng muttered silently with an expressionless face.

“But then again, is it really okay for us to wander around in a place like this?”

Gintoki said suspiciously, and then looked at Fangichi who was walking at the forefront again, “Where does he want to take us?

”

Maybe take us to the cat shop for a drink.”

“Jiang Cheng said casually.

“No more!”

There is no such shop in the cat world!

” Yin Shibai spit out.

“That might be the way to teach us hunting, maybe.

” Gui said.

“Huh?” Gintoki let out a puzzled sound, and looked at Fangichi in front of him again, “Why did that guy do that? It’s a violent guy who suddenly attacked us after we turned into cats.”

“No. , I haven’t experienced that kind of trial.” Jiang Cheng reminded.

“Shut up! You cat!”

“Who is a cat?! Do you want to die?!”

“Actually, I haven’t experienced that kind of trial,” Kondo said, “how strange.”

“It’s amazing how tall you are!” Yin Shi shouted, “You’re not a cat, you’re just an orangutan!”

“Actually, I also accepted that baptism, but I’m very puzzled,” Gui continued to take care of himself, ” I believe both of you can see that at that time, His Highness Fangyi didn’t feel serious. And basically all the new cats have been baptized, but none of them have been seriously injured, so long as they see the other side, they don’t flinch. When you dare to face yourself, you will stop.”

At this moment, a girl’s exclamation suddenly came from below, and Jiang Cheng and others also noticed the scene below. At this time, a group of girls were There are some girls talking in the alley.

“Look! The cats are walking in line!” said a girl, pointing to the four cats and one orangutan on the eaves at the entrance of the alley.

Fang Yi, who was walking at the front of the crowd, jumped down first

and landed firmly in front of the girls.

“Ara, isn’t this Fangyi?” A Liang, who was wearing a red checkered yukata, put his hands on his knees and leaned down to look at Fangyi, “Did you bring a good friend out to play?”

Immediately afterwards, A Liang stretched out his hand , At the same time Fangyi also walked towards A Liang.

“Aliang, do you know it?” a girl beside her asked suspiciously.

A Liang, who was constantly scrubbing his chin, replied, “It’s a wild cat that often comes to the store to ask for food.”

Saying that, Arya started stroking Fangichi’s head, and Fangyi also showed a very happy expression, constantly rubbing his head against Arya’s hand and saying that the only thing unique to cats is when they are very comfortable. That “gurgling” sound.

Looking at Yoshiichi who was surrounded by girls below, Gintoki’s whole cat was in bad shape.

“Then… what’s the matter with that guy? Why is he so popular?” Yin Shi complained in surprise, “He’s just an old man, obviously he looks so ugly!”

“Listen,” Fang Yi turned to look at Jiang Cheng waits for the cat, “Food is not something you can get from just looking for someone. Young girls are very good targets. They not only like cute things, but there are many who think they are cute when talking to animals. There are single young people who are afraid of loneliness, and curious snot little devils are also good targets. After finding the target, in short, you have to please her and be cute. Listen! The most important thing is behavior, and the goal is to be ugly and cute! ”

Looking at Fang Yi who was lying on the ground enjoying a group of girls stroking his belly, Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt: “No, I think you just want to be petted by the girls, right? You old cat!”

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, and Kondo, who was standing beside him, couldn’t hold it any longer, and shouted a little excitedly: “Ugly cute?! Is there such a dreamy style in the animal world?! I do it, I do it! My real home may be right here!” After

saying that, Kondo turned around and started to pack himself in a hurry. After about two seconds, Kondo, who had packed himself up, turned around.

“How is it? Ugly cute? Disgusting cute?” Kondo, who was wearing an ice cream truck girl clerk uniform with a yellow bow tied on his head, pointed his forefinger on his cheeks, shook his head from side to side and asked Jiang Cheng and others. road.

“It’s ugly and disgusting,” Gintoki replied silently, and then continued with a serious face: “Not at all! Your ugliness is too strong! Ordinary practices will only make the situation worse! It will only make it worse. People are boring!”

“What did you say?! Don’t underestimate the gorilla!” Kondo retorted angrily: “Do you know the scientific name of the orangutan? Orangutan! Save me—!”

(; ; : the most common scientific name of mountain gorillas,)

“Calm down! Orangutan orangutan!” Gui said, “We will only be defeated one by one when we act alone. That’s it! Do you know Shimura Zoo? Chimpanzees walking with puppies are very popular. We will use the orangutan and cat version of that

! A variety show of the 1990s, the content is that the chimpanzees and the bulldogs complete the tasks of human daily life together

.

”

Then hurry up and call Shimura Ken!”

Gui continued.

“I see!”

I’m going to Higashimurayama!

Kondo nodded and replied without hesitation.

(Higashimurayama: The hometown of the famous Japanese comedian Ken Shimura.)

“Hey!

Has nothing to do with Shimura?

Yin Shibai snorted.

“Only when that funny Emperor Shimura is crying and laughing will it resonate with the audience!”

Katsura retorted solemnly.

“That’s just Shimura’s tear-gassing battle!”

”

Yin Shi’s voice just fell, and Jiang Cheng’s voice suddenly came from the side, “Oh, are you still discussing that kind of useless battle plan here?

Hiccup~”

“Did you kidnap to eat again?

!

“Looking at the oil stains on Jiang Cheng’s mouth that have not been wiped clean, Yin Shi spit and cursed, “Can’t you bring us with you?

!

asshole!

”

However, I just saw that you were chatting so vigorously, so I couldn’t bear to disturb it.

Jiang Cheng wiped his face a few times with his claws and continued, “But I can tell you my battle plan just now. Thanks to that, I just ate quite a lot.

hiccup~”

“Hey, Jiang,” Fang Yi hurriedly said, “No, they can’t, that method can only be used by guys like you! Their level…”

Looking at Fang Yi, he hesitated .

The appearance of Yin Shi inexplicably produced an unnamed fire in his heart: “What’s wrong with our level?! You can tell me clearly! Do you mean that the three of us can’t compare to it?!”

“Yeah! What are we ?

What can’t compare to it!” Kondo exclaimed in dissatisfaction.

“Don’t underestimate the samurai!” Gui shouted.

“Look? They look like that, even if you stop it, it’s useless.” Jiang Cheng said indifferently, “Okay, I’ll donate the props I just used to you for free, if you want to try it, go ahead. After half

a

minute, Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and one gorilla in front of him and said, “Yo Xi, it’s alright! Come on!”

Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo looked at the small wooden sign hanging on their chest and fell into a deep daze for a long time. in the silence.

The sign reads:

“Service Items: Price”

“Scrub Chin: 1,000 Yuan” “Head Touch

: 2,000 Yuan”

“Stroking the Back: 3,000 Yuan”

“Stroking the Belly: 5,000 Yuan”

“Declaration: The prices shown are for one minute. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com If it reaches five minutes, you can get a 20% discount! Finally, please note that private parts cannot be touched! If you touch it, you will be fined 300 million yuan!!”

“What kind of black shop is this?!” Yin Shi frantically complained, “It’s too expensive! How could someone come!”

“No, I made a lot of money from this.” Jiang Cheng retorted, “I just went to Xuxuyuan to eat until I’m full. Hiccup~”

“How did the wild cat get into that kind of high-end barbecue restaurant?!” Yinshi shouted with white eyes and spittle, then turned to look at Katsura and Kondo, “You two…”

Yin Shi, who was just about to say something, suddenly found that the two were squatting on the side of the street, constantly greeting passers-by.

“Hooho~ (Miss, let’s play together?)” Kondo kept winking at one after another, “Hoohoo! (Today’s discount~ You can touch your whole body for as long as 500 yuan) Over and over~)”

“Meow~(The new store opens, you can play with you for a long time as long as you only need 400 yuan~)” Gui greeted, “Meow (you can touch the meat balls as you like~)”

“The two of them… It’s really hopeless…” Yin Shi silently complained.

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