Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 495

[Chapter 453: It happens from time to time that domestic cats become wild cats!]

“Yinshi, are you sure you won’t eat this french fries?” Gui glanced at the fries on the ground in front of Yinshi.

“What do you want to do?” Yin Shi said with a look of contempt, “Don’t tell me you’re still ready to eat it?!”

“Just throwing away food like you is not a real warrior.” Gui shook his head. He sighed softly, and at the same time he quietly stretched out his paw, reaching for the last french fries.

“Wait a minute! Katsura!” Kondo suddenly said, “There are rules in the Shinsho team, and members of the Shinsho team must not waste food! If you see the fries on the ground, you must pick them up and eat them! Even if you violate the three The same is true of the second rule! Violators cut their belly to apologize! So…” After speaking

, Kondo reached for the french fries on the ground, “Leave this to me! Katsura!”

“How could there be such a rule? Ah!” Gui scolded, and then it was convenient for Kondo to fight for it.

“It’s available now!” Kondo retorted

angrily, “Because he’s the director, you can join now! What the director said is the law of the true election!

”

Looking at Kondo and Katsura who were fighting because of a french fries that fell on the ground, after a long silence, he silently complained: “These two guys…are you really going to change back?

” Is it?” Jiang Cheng leaned his head against the wall and sat on the ground, yawned and said, “It looks quite interesting, it can be used as an afternoon nap after eating and drinking. The previous bedtime show.”

After listening, several red # characters appeared on Yin Shi’s forehead in an instant, and he said angrily with white eyes: “Believe it or not, I will kill you now?! You idiot! Who would be with them? Do that kind of thing the same way?! Stop kidding! It’s better to starve to death for a french fries!” ”

Then

wait and starve to death slowly.”

Fangichi’s voice came from behind, and at the same time, there was a sound of something falling to the ground.

The three cats and one orangutan turned their heads when they heard the sound, only to see Fangyi squatting on the open space behind the three, and there was a dead mouse on the ground in front of Fangyi.

“Fang…Fang Yi!”

“That kind of boring self-esteem is useless for those who are here to survive.” After speaking, Fang Yi directly lowered his head and picked up the mouse on the ground. stand up.

“Hey…wait…” Jiang Cheng just wanted to say something, but Fangyi had already swallowed the mouse.

“All I need here is the self-esteem needed to survive.” Fang Yi hiccupped, stared at a few people and said, after speaking, he spat out the mouse’s tail stuck between his teeth, “There is someone who can survive. Brave guy, come with me.”

After saying that, Fang turned around and was about to leave.

“Wait!” Jiang Cheng stood up and raised his claws to stop him, “Before that, there is one very important thing I hope you can listen to for a while.”

“What? You were irritated by what I said just now, so you want to refute it? Cai… No, Cai cats.” Fang Yi snorted coldly, stopped, turned his head and stared coldly at Jiang Cheng and the others.

“No, that’s not the case.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed to the mouse’s tail on the ground and continued, “Fangyi, there are signs of mold and festering in the “where” of the mouse you ate just now.

”

“Huh?”

Fang Yi’s entire cat was stunned.

“Ah, yes, maybe you didn’t see it clearly, but we did.

Gintoki nodded, then raised his front paws and pointed to the mosaic between Kondo’s thighs. “It feels more serious than this orangutan. It feels like he has contracted some serious virus.”

A very special kind of virus related to “there”.

”

“Huh?”

“Fang Yi made a sound again.

“Indeed, I found it too.

Gui nodded, “At that time, I wanted to stop His Highness Fang Yi, but His Highness Fang Yi was too fast.

”

“It doesn’t matter, do you?”

Jiang Cheng took the words and said worriedly, “If you are infected with that kind of virus, your stock will also fester, Fangyi!”

”

“I’m so careless, really,” Kondo shook his head, then pulled a pinch of hair from one of his mosaic parts and handed it to Fangichi, “Come on, eat this, now this kind of It’s time to fight poison with poison.”

“You should talk about this kind of thing sooner!” Fang Yi, who had recovered, clasped his throat with his claws and shouted with white eyes.

“No, I stopped it at that time,” Jiang Cheng replied, pretending to be helpless, “but your speed was too fast, you swallowed the “poisonous” rat before anyone could finish her sentence. , But then again, it seems that the mouse is not a good mouse, hey~”

“Σ_(??????”∠) Vomit…” In the

end, after unremitting efforts, Fangyi was still being suspicious Before the virus was infected, the rat that was eaten was vomited out, and there was no harm in the thighs. Everything went smoothly! Congratulations!

…

In an alley, Jiang Cheng and other cats and Kondo Kazuchi were slowing down behind Fangichi. He

walked slowly.

“Well, did the method I used before really not work?

“Jiang Cheng said as he walked, “But I personally think it’s very useful. Let the wig and Yin Shi go out as bait to lead humans into an alley where no one is around, and the orangutans and I will grab their money with their hands, and then swagger. If you have the remaining money, you can go to the pet store for beauty and maintenance.

”

“What the hell is going on in your head?”

Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng speechlessly, “Why did you turn into a bandit after turning into a cat?

Why did he become a robber after he became a cat?

By the way, have you been to the pet store?

!

”

Well,” Jiang Cheng nodded, “I ran into Yoshiichi when I became a cat on the first day. As a courtesy for the first time, I invited him to a meal, and by the way, I invited him to the pet store to let the cute and gentle clerk meet him.” The lady took a shower and brushed her hair.

”

You…really amazing…” Gintoki muttered silently.

“Isn’t it good to do this for the kind of human beings who are malicious to us?”

“Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

“That’s right! I agree!” Kondo angrily echoed: “For the kind of hateful humans who covet our bananas, this kind of punishment is understandable! By the way, is the lady at the pet store really so gentle?!”

“Do you care? It’s just the clerk!” Yin Shi cursed with white eyes, “And I’ve already told you about it! No one is coveting your dirty banana!”

“Jiang Cheng, what are you going to do with the bait?” Gui Kan He

asked Jiang Cheng who was beside him, “And…is the clerk’s sister married?”

“Do you want to go too?!” Yin Shi shouted with white eyes, but then his tone changed and he looked at Jiang Cheng, “Speaking of Can hair care soften curly hair?”

Jiang Cheng:

“Don’t do that kind of thing again, Jiang.” Fang Yi, who was walking at the front, stopped and said without looking back. : “It may not matter if you are a cat, but if there are more and more incidents of that kind, when the whole street starts talking, the ending will get worse and worse. At that time, the people on the street and the feral cats will have a bad relationship. The contradiction between the two will become irreconcilable. If it continues, the wild cats may no longer be able to survive on this street.”

Jiang Cheng stopped in place, lowered his head and thought for a moment, and then suddenly thought of something, He raised his head and nodded his head and said seriously: “Indeed, that kind of thing really can’t be done, sorry, I was thinking too narrowly before.”

“You can understand.” After saying this, Fang Yi got up again and walked forward.

“So, wouldn’t it be better if you don’t show mercy next time when you do something like that?” Jiang Cheng continued on his own: “If you don’t stay alive, you won’t be robbed of money by a cat. It will spread… Yoxi, just do it! Yinshi, wig, you guys are the bait, and the orangutan and I are lurking here!”

“No way!!” Fang Yi stopped again and turned his head in a frenzy. He shouted, “What the hell is going on with your head?! Do you want to be a murderer?! Have you changed from robbery to murder and robbery?!

” Isn’t it a guideline?”

“No!” Fang Yi shouted.

“Souga, since it can’t be done, we can only control the force to let them forget the memory of this matter. At that level, there should be no problem.” Jiang Cheng stood up and supported his chin with his paws, thinking. Said, “It is commonly known as “the plan to make the robbed him forget what happened”, or “the plan to steal the heart” for short!

”

“What kind of abbreviation is this!”

Yin Shi stood up, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com raised his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng’s ass, scolding angrily: “And how to control the force so that a person just loses the memory of being robbed? ?

!

”

No, isn’t this kind of thing quite common?”

“Jiang Cheng got up and explained, “In Men In (Men in Black).

”

“Oh!

Gui exclaimed, “The amnestics used by the detectives seem to work really well!”

Just a simple press can reset the memory of people seeing the cosmos!

”

Now I’m going to Hollywood!”

You are here waiting for me!

Kondo volunteered.

“What’s wrong with the heads of the three of you?”

!

” Yin Shi shouted frantically holding his head, “Who… who will save the heads of the three of them!

”

Orangutan, by the way, help me and Tommy Lee Jones to get an autograph,” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then said, “Remember to ask him to write “To Jiang Chengjun” under the autograph.

”

I want Will Smith’s,” Katsura continued, “Just write “Gift to fans Katsura Kotaro” on the back of the signature.

By the way, if you can, please let him draw a heart, this is a sincere request from a samurai, please!

Kondo!

”

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