Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 497

[Chapter 455: I heard that neutering cats can make cats obedient?]

“You bastard! Why do you deliberately lower the price? This is malicious competition! Are you still a samurai like this!” Kondo shouted angrily, “Believe it or not, I will complain to you at the Business Administration Office!”

Gui sneered disdainfully and replied. Dao: “Originally, they are two completely different businesses, because they are two different animals: cats and orangutans. To put it in an analogy, it is like a custom shop with a human [beep-] and a familiar [beep-] and a giant [beep]. The difference is the same as that of the custom shop in beep, so there is no such phenomenon as malicious competition at all.”

“So it is!” Kondo nodded, and then changed the price of the small wooden sign on his chest to 300 yuan. .

“Bastard! You are the one who competes maliciously, right!” Gui Bai said angrily, then lowered his head and angrily changed the price on his wooden sign to 200 yuan.

“No, because you said that there was no malicious competition between the two types of stores.” Kondo said it as a matter of course, and then changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to 100 yuan again, “It’s just that our store has opened a lot. It’s just a reward! New store openings will be like this!”

“Bastard!” After scolding his face, Gui changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to fifty yuan, “Our store offers even more discounts!”

“You bastard!!” Kondo clenched his fists, closed his eyes and said with a look of unbearable, gnashing his teeth, and then changed the price on the board to ten yuan with a big pen.

“This is completely malicious competition! You gorilla orangutan!” Gui roared with wide eyes and spittle.

Then he couldn’t bear to change his price to five yuan.

“Don’t call it by your scientific name! Be careful I’ll kill you!” Kondo cursed angrily with white eyes, and then changed his price to one yuan.

“Hey-!! Does this price even make sense?!” Gui cursed and rushed towards Kondo.

Looking at the cat and the orangutan fighting on the street because of this kind of thing, Yin Shi, who was standing on the side, said expressionlessly, “Even if you two change it to free, there will be no kind-hearted people willing to touch you. , stop now, please.”

…

After some tossing, a few cats and a gorilla returned to the alley and sat down to discuss countermeasures.

“There’s no other way, we can only fight with the guerilla warfare of the orangutan Shimura,” Gui nodded and closed his eyes, “and I didn’t think that method was feasible from the beginning, and the behavior just now was just to let you experience this more intuitively. A point. I mean it, it’s definitely not what I think is feasible.”

“I agree, it’s better to fight with the gorilla Shimura guerrilla. By the way, I was actually just now too,” Kondo said with a nod. ” The purpose of the behavior just now is actually the same as Gui, it is just to keep you from repeating the same mistakes. It is to warn you that that method is not feasible!”

“You two…you better stop talking, you don’t want to complain anymore.” Yin Shidi Holding his head with his paws on his forehead, he muttered silently, “And if you say that method is feasible, only idiots like you will believe it.”

“Then, let’s go!” Kondo shouted, holding three pet chains in his hand.

The other end of the chain has been tightly locked to the collars of Jiang Cheng and other cats’ necks.

“Hey! It’s too soon!” Jiang Cheng pointed at the rope and scolded, “And I didn’t say I wanted to be with you bastards at all!”

“Shut up! If you look good, you will contribute your strength to this group. This is teamwork!” Yinshi shouted.

“What a joke! Who wants to work with you as a team?!” Jiang Cheng shouted with white eyes, pulling the rope around his neck, “Even if you starve to death, I don’t think I will care! Go to hell! Come on! The trash cat and the trash orangutan!”

“Bastard! Who is the trash cat/the trash orangutan!” Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo shouted in disgust at the same time.

“Please change me into a trash orangutan orangutan!” Kondo added again.

“Is that what you care about?!” Yin Shi shouted angrily, “The point is the word waste!”

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng’s back hair stood on end, and at the same time he pinched with one hand Jiang Cheng’s neck flesh lifted Jiang Cheng up.

“That’s right, the leader, it’s the cat you mentioned!” Miss Baihua, who was carrying Jiang Cheng, turned to look at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick on her chest, and the other members of Baihua.

“Ah, go back,” Yueyong said, taking a step forward and taking Jiang Cheng from the member of Baihua. As for the way to catch Jiang Cheng, it is the same as this Miss Baihua. Qi Jiangcheng picked up the back of his neck casually.

“But I didn’t expect the leader to actually keep a cat.”

“After all, the leader is also a girl.”

“But didn’t the leader say that the cat has sneaked away several times?”

“It’s because the cat is too naughty . Right

.”

“In this case, is it better to sterilize it? After the neutered cat, it will be honest.”

…

Listening to the little sisters Baihua behind you, Jiang Cheng The sweaty face mechanically turned his head to look at Yueyong, “Meow~”

Yueyong just glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, then turned around directly, “Let’s go.”

“Hey!” ×n

“Meow! (You guys quickly think of a solution!)” Jiang Cheng shouted again, struggling desperately at the same time, “Meow! (Save me! Please! I will cooperate with your team! Let you also Live the kind of life where you can go to Xu Xuyuan and be held in the arms of the store clerk from the Daoupai and fed by mouth!)”

“Ignore him and ignore him,” Yin Shi silently turned his face away, “that kind of Women are not something we can handle, just ignore him and let him go like this.”

“As expected of Jiang Cheng, he has become a house cat again so soon.” Gui also silently turned his face aside and stretched out his paws at the same time. He waved, “Come on, we won’t forget you! Comrade!”

“What?! The life of being fed by a cute clerk from Daoupai in her arms?!” Kondo was instantly excited and rolled up his sleeves. He was about to rush forward, “Yoshihara’s! Don’t be afraid! I’ll save me right away!”

But before Kondo could take a step, dozens of swish kunai slammed into the ground in front of Kondo, forcing him to a stop.

“That, actually, after thinking about it, I realized that I am wholeheartedly with Miss A Miao!” Kondo sat down and silently turned his face aside, “Goodbye, Yoshihara.”

“Meow! (I just said Teamwork!)” Jiang Cheng shouted while struggling, “Meow!! (Why are you ignoring me?!)”

“Hey, if you make a fuss again, I will really take you to ligation.” Yueyong lowered her eyes coldly. Glancing at Jiang Cheng, he said something lightly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng became quiet.

【This stinky woman!

】Jiang Cheng thought angrily, 【No way!

Must find a way to get rid of her!

】

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng had a flash of light and raised his head to look at the two high hills that blocked Yueyong’s face.

[Hey, sorry!

】Jiang Cheng hummed in his heart, and then used all his strength to get up and jump, and his two claws rushed straight towards the two peaks.

After feeling the strangeness in her chest, Yueyong stopped and looked at the cat buried in her chest. For some reason, she felt an inexplicable shame and anger.

After a pause for about three seconds, the blushing Yueyong picked up Jiang Cheng and threw it towards the sky. At the same time, she cursed with white eyes: “You lewd cat!

” , After screaming, he stood up straight again, and without the slightest hesitation, he fled desperately to the side.

【Very good!

escaped!

】 Jiang Cheng secretly rejoiced in his heart.

“Leader! The cat ran away again!” A Miss Baihua reminded.

“Ah, bad!” Yueyong then reacted, “I was tricked by that stupid cat! Hurry up and chase it again

!

”

Cheng quickly chased in the direction he fled.

“Hey, you guys.” Yueyong turned her head to look at Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo, who were sitting in rows with an expression of “It’s none of your business hanging up high.”

【What does this woman want to do?

!

】 Yin Shi glanced at Gui who was beside him and entered the internal voice channel.

[I don’t know, but is it possible that she wants to give us food to thank us for playing with her cat for so long?

】 Gui replied in the voice channel.

【Hey?

!

Is it to thank me for taking care of her cat for a day?

!

】 Kondo replied with a look of surprise.

“Take it,” Yueyong put down two buckets of… lubricating oil in front of the two cats and one orangutan, “If you’re doing that kind of business, there’s no such thing. Come on.”

After speaking, Yueyong turned around and left .

.

The three Yinshi looked at the lubricating oil in front of them and were silent…

“Stop kidding! Who is doing that kind of business?!” Yinshi stood on two legs, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

com grabbed his small paws and shouted angrily at Yueyong’s back with white eyes, “Take it back! Hurry up and take it back and apologize to me! Apologize to me! Smelly woman!”

“Stop arguing! That kind of thing. It doesn’t matter!” Fang Yi, who came over at some point, looked at the side of the road and reminded, “There is a target over there!”

Hearing the sound, the two cats and one orangutan turned their heads and looked over…

Not far away, Ah Miao and Kubei walked in the direction of Gintoki while talking.

“…Yes, Yinsang hasn’t come back since then.” A Miao said while walking, “And Jiang Chengsang and Guisang seem to have disappeared together.”

“If those guys are together, Don’t worry.” Jiubingwei replied.

“Hey! Here comes another Shimura!!” Gintoki’s whole cat was in bad shape, pointed at Amy and looked at Kondo and Katsura, and said with a black line, “This is not good! Orangutan Shimura Godzilla Here we come! Now retreat for the time being!”

“No, if Miss A Miao is talking, maybe she will realize that it is us!” As

soon as the words fell, Kondo roared and rushed towards A Miao impatiently, completely forgetting it. I still have two ropes in my hands…

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