Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 494

[Chapter 452: The fries without ketchup are bland and tasteless!]

Looking at Kondo who was instantly motivated because of Jiang Cheng’s words, Gintoki became expressionless…

Three minutes later…

Looking at the grave in front of him whose garbage had been cleaned up, Jiang Cheng looked at his unchanged body again. He supported his chin in thought.

“Isn’t it okay?” Jiang Cheng said slowly with a solemn face, “Is it okay after cleaning it up?”

“Hmph,” Gui Hen laughed and said as a matter of course: “That’s of course, my own shit should be Just deal with it yourself. Like your perfunctory way of letting the orangutans deal with it, the cats buried below can’t feel your sincerity at all!”

“No, you are the only one in the world who will poop on the grave. Just one.” Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng’s complaints, Gui got up and walked towards the small grave, then stopped in front of the grave and raised his right paw, “Show me all of them! When I recover, I will definitely be more frequent. I’m here to feed you!”

Looking at Gui who was digging at the small grave with his right paw, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces away with disgust and retched at the same time.

“Ouch, disgusting…” Yin Shi said with disgust.

At this time, Gui, who was constantly digging the small mound, suddenly stopped the movement in his hand and looked at the small mound in front of him thoughtfully.

After being silent for two seconds, Gui who got something suddenly turned around, bent his hind legs slightly and turned his butt towards the small mound, and closed his eyes at the same time.

“Why are you pointing your butt to the grave?!” Yin Shibai yelled loudly.

“No…it’s not good!” Gui who reacted, clasped his head with both claws and said to himself with a cold sweat on his face: “The habits of cats made me careless… I didn’t expect the synchronization rate with cats to increase to this level. Meow~”

“Meow, you are tall!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi cursed at the same time, and at the same time raised their feet and kicked Gui to the ground.

“It looks like cat transformation is still going on, meow~” Gui got up and analyzed slowly.

“Hey, don’t say “meow” to me again,” Yin Shi reminded with a displeased face, “It makes people angry, it’s not cute at all!

”

“I really can’t do anything about you, so leave it to me first!

“Speaking, along with the opening song of the Japanese version of Journey to the West in 1978, Kondo turned around and jumped and grabbed the branch of a big tree, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the others and continued, “Philippine bananas and Taiwanese bananas, which one do you prefer?

Decide before I come back!

Having

said that, Kondo turned his head while the monkey barked and moved the branches from tree to tree like an ape, slowly disappearing into the depths of the crowd.

“That guy… seems to have already There is no hope of recovering…” Yin Shi silently complained.

“No, it looks more like he has returned to his original state.

“Jiang Cheng answered silently.

… The

next morning.

In the open space in front of the shrine, an old lady with glasses and a kind face, the real owner of the shrine, squatted on the ground and looked kindly at the food in front of her.

“Come here, cats, you must be full~” the old lady said, looking at the wild cats who were eating with their heads down surrounded by a few plates in front of

her

. All the feral cats on the cat food started yawning and fell asleep.

“What’s the matter?

are you sleepy?

Then go to sleep…” the old lady said softly.

Then one after another stray cats lay down on the ground comfortably, closed their eyes and fell into a drowsiness.

It was not until the last cat fell asleep that the front of the shrine did not A strange man’s voice came.

“Oh, thank you so much for your great help.

As expected of someone who can get close to them.

”

A group of male members of the Kabukicho Town Council with boxes in their arms walked over slowly, and the man walking at the front of the queue with a mustache on his face said to the old lady with some emotion.

“It’s pitiful, but it’s also for them to live safely.” The old lady stood up and said with a smile, then looked down at a cat who was carefully putting cats into the special box. The members of the town council carefully reminded: “Please also treat them gently.”

“No problem, they will be released immediately after the ligation.” Mustache said with a smile.

The three cats and one orangutan hiding under the floor of the shrine watched the whole process.

“Even the landlords colluded with them, and actually put medicine in the food…” As he spoke, Gui held up his small paws, and at the same time showed a look of resentment, “Humans are really despicable and shameless creatures!”

“You are also human, right? .” Yin Shi reminded expressionlessly.

“I don’t believe in humans anymore!” Kondo, who could only lie on the ground because of his size, lowered his head and said angrily, “Humans all over the world are watching our bananas!” With

that, Kondo raised his head. , crying with tears flowing: “We have to buy all human bananas before we are killed!”

“No one is watching your dirty banana!” Yin Shibai spit out loudly, and then Once again, he looked at the members of the town hall who had put all the cats in the box and were saying goodbye to the shrine owner, took a sip, and then said, “Really, TAMA, who collected cats, are they planning to summon Shenlong? ”

As for Jiang Cheng, who has been pondering since just now, for some unknown reason, Jiang Cheng always felt that something was wrong with those guys in the uniforms of the town council, which were different from the guys who were also wearing the town council uniforms that he had seen two times before.

Although the members of the previous two town councils looked fierce, but… they always felt that something was wrong. This time, there seemed to be an indescribable meaning on the faces of these guys. It’s more like some kind of… insidious trick.

“I haven’t eaten for a whole day.” Yin Shi, who was lying on the ground, shook his tail. “The tail looks like a sausage.” With

that, Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Jiang who was beside him. Cheng, “Hey, didn’t you mean to go back and get something to eat last night… eh? What are you thinking?”

“No, it’s nothing.” The recovered Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then laughed twice, “About what happened yesterday, no, Baihua discovered it just after entering Jiyuan. It escaped from her hand. Yesterday, Yueyue seemed to give some order to catch a cat in Yoshihara, what about you? Didn’t you say go back to the Master’s House to get some food?”

“Ah, I managed to get in through the window and carefully escaped. Dingchun, but as soon as I opened the refrigerator, I was kicked out by your sleepwalking niece.” Gintoki complained contemptuously, “Even while sleepwalking, he shouted, “This is my refrigerator!” By the way, your niece is amazing.

Night Rabbit?

No, I think she is a mad dog who only protects food, right?

”

Ahaha…” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and smiled a little embarrassedly.

“Let’s put aside the matter of restoring the original, it seems that the top priority is to ensure the food first~” Gui said.

“Hey, I’m not telling you not to say anything. Meow?

!

Yin Shi cursed.

“Then how do we ensure food?

Kondo continued.

“Hey, is it over yet?”

Yin Shi said helplessly.

“It depends on whether you are going to hunt mice or beg for food from humans, meow.

Gui replied.

“What a joke!

Kondo shouted dissatisfied, and then slammed the ground with his fist heavily, “How could a samurai do such a thing?

!

If you want me to do things that are inferior to domestic animals, it is better to let me die!

”

“Yes it is!

Jiang Cheng echoed, “I wouldn’t do that kind of thing!

Hiccup~”

“Wait for me,” Yinshi looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, “what’s the matter with your last “hiccup~”?

”

“What are you talking about?”

“Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, and then, as if he had suddenly thought of something, he couldn’t bear it: “I see, you must be talking about the last “meow”!

Ah, I really can’t stand it. I didn’t expect that I would gradually become more and more cat-like, how can I fix it!

hiccup~”

“Don’t try to fool the past! You bastard!” Yin Shi got up and stood on two feet while pointing at Jiang Chengbai and scolded, “It’s definitely going to eat alone! I couldn’t help but hiccup just now! I can’t bear it. Stop hiccupping! A burp that smells of cola and fried chicken! It’s been like this since I was a child. Every time I just want to eat alone, when I go to the lady next door to eat braised pork, I always go there secretly! You bastard Ah!”

“No, I didn’t eat anything.” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and replied.

“Wipe the grease off the corners of your mouth and say this again, bastard!” Gintoki rushed towards Jiang Cheng, “Wigs, orangutans, let’s get on together! Let this guy take out all the hidden food!”

Kondo / Gui: “Understood! / Meow!”

…

Looking at the three fries found behind Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo fell silent.

“Eat, eat,” Jiang Cheng stood up and patted his chest and said, “This is my last food, hurry up and eat it! I don’t even want to eat it myself! It’s just for the three of you!”

“Eat What a bastard!” Yin Shi threw the french fries in his hand to the ground, “Is there only one french fries per person for us to eat fried chicken?! And there is no ketchup!”

“No The way, yesterday’s fifty thousand yuan is only a little bit left today,” Jiang Cheng shrugged and said, “It’s impossible for everyone to be full. In this case, the best way is to let one of them eat. People are full.”

“The best way is to make us full, right!” Yin Shi shouted, “How much food do you eat? You don’t even know how much you eat?! Anything left is enough. We’ve had enough to eat!”

“Sure enough…” Kasumi, who was chewing fries, said vaguely, “Fries won’t work without ketchup.”

“No, I think it’s alright,” Kondo said while eating. Said, “The original French fries don’t have a different flavor.”

“Did you really eat it?! It’s too easy for the two of you to be satisfied!” Yin Shi shouted a little frantically.

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