Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 493

[Chapter 451: “You can’t eat cat meat” Everyone around you said so!]

“Ah, if you’re not careful…”

“Aren’t you careful about your size!” Yin Shi pointed to the tall pile of garbage next to the small grave that was constantly attracting flies. He shouted: “Are you saying that all the garbage over there is thrown away when you pass by?! Do you treat this place as a trash can?! Can you be a little more virtuous! There will be no idiots who treat graves as trash cans in that world! ”

I don’t want to be told that by someone who urinated on the grave!” Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily, “You are going too far!”

Jiang Cheng just finished his words when he suddenly heard the grass behind him. The voice of “Suo Suo” came, and following the voice, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Gui turned their heads and looked over.

Immediately afterwards, Kondo’s sobbing voice came.

“Why did it become like this?! In this way, no matter if it’s Miss A Miao, Shi Shi, or Zong Wu – notice me!!”

Looking at the grassy clearing behind him Kondo, who was pounding the ground and crying loudly, immediately complained loudly with white eyes and spittle, “Why is it a gorilla?!”

“No, this should be his body, right?” Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand, one paw supported his chin and slowly analyzed.

“Indeed,” Gintoki nodded and agreed with a serious face: “He just recovered his body.”

“Kondo, are you cursed too?” Gui asked aloud.

“What?!” Kondo turned his head in an instant and shouted in ecstasy with tears in his eyes: “You know it’s me?! And that voice, could it be… great! I finally have a companion! Even Katsura doesn’t matter. Now!”

Kondo wiped his tears, and then analyzed himself: “So it is, so it is, so you were also bitten by the fascinated gorilla…”

“No!” Yin Shi said loudly with white eyes. He defended, “Only you are involved in such a Spider-Man-like incident!”

“Well, Yinshi is in charge of the sauce, and the wig is in charge of making the fire,” Jiang Cheng pulled out a rope from somewhere, and looked at Kondo kindly, “As for this orangutan, leave it to me to cook. Today’s lunch I

decided it was a charcoal-grilled gorilla.”

“No way, I happen to be hungry,” Gintoki turned around directly, “Although I know someone, but since I’ve become an orangutan, I can’t be considered a person, don’t worry, I will. To find a way to get the bacon sauce, what flavor do you like? How about the Orleans?”

“Jiang Cheng,

I’m ready here.” Gui, who was squatting beside a bonfire, turned his head and shouted at Jiang Cheng. , “The boiling water will be ready soon.”

“Ah, I’m here too,” Jiang Cheng, who was holding a piece of rope and stepped on Kondo who was tied up with five flowers, responded, “Then use boiling water to scald the hair and clean it up. Put on the sauce and you can start roasting directly.”

“The sauce is back.” Yin Shi walked over with two bags of Orleans marinade in his mouth.

“You guys are too fast!” Kondo shouted frantically, “Isn’t it too tacit?! Stop it! You can’t eat orangutan meat! You can’t eat the meat of orangutans and cats. Yes! Release me quickly!”

“Release your head!” Jiang Cheng scolded, “You’re just a stupid orangutan with no use at all! It’s better to just roast you!”

” Don’t—!!” Kondo shouted while struggling, “This is the first time—ah! Don’t—!”

“It’s disgusting! You bastard!” What should I do if someone else overheard it?!”

…

a small farce ended, the four of them… no, it should be three cats and one orangutan before they sat around and began to analyze the current situation.

“…After all, the owner here is a good person, maybe even the wild gorillas are buried here.” Gui analyzed.

“What is a wild gorilla? I’ve never heard of it before!” Yin Shi complained with white eyes, then stood up, holding his head in both claws and shouting frantically: “What should I do? How can I get back to the way it was? Ah?! And it’s hard to die, but the three of you are still useless idiots!”

“Who are the idiots?! How can you fix it!” Jiang Cheng got up and kicked Yinshi into a tree “You’re the most useless white-haired stupid cat!”

Seeing the silver whose entire head was kicked into the trunk, Gui turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, “Your strength is like that of a human being. It’s no different.”

“No, it’s only three percent of the human form at most,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, resting his chin and slowly analyzing: “I thought it was because the synchronization rate didn’t reach 100%. The strength has not recovered, but it doesn’t seem to be the case now, it should be that the physical ability is also limited by the cat’s body.”

“I see.” Gui nodded.

“It’s amazing to be able to turn over several adults in an instant!” Silver, who pulled his head out of a tree trunk, turned around and shouted angrily, “The world has never seen a cat that robs humans, right? ”

Bastard! If it wasn’t for me at that time, you would have changed from “silver” to “gen” now!

“Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, “Can’t you be a little more grateful?

!

Turning into a cat is also a naturally curly ugly cat!

”

“Huh?”

!

Yin Shi instantly became unhappy, and a big red # character appeared on his forehead. He stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Cheng, gnashing his teeth with white eyes and saying, “You did it on purpose?

Let me explain in advance that it is different from the time when it becomes a cat, and the cat with natural curls is more popular!

Give me a good memory!

”

“Cut!

Jiang Cheng gave a disdainful cut, then turned his head again, and continued with a look of contempt: “It looks like a dirty ugly cat whose hair has never been treated in a pet store. Who will like it?

Please stay away from me a little, I don’t want to be infected with any virus from you, “Even if I become a cat, I can’t escape the natural virus””

“Stinky boy, do you want to be killed by me now?” Yin Shi gritted his teeth more and more, “Is it great to have soft hair? Do you want to die?”

“Ha?” Jiang Cheng replied with a look of disdain, “Just by Are you an “ugly cat”?

!

”

Calm down first, you two,” Gui stepped forward and separated the two…no…two cats, “that kind of thing doesn’t matter, the most important thing now is to get your body back to normal.”

”

“How could it not matter!”

Yin Shibai roared with white eyes, and at the same time kicked Gui’s stomach heavily, “This bastard said the most unbearable thing to me!

Gui covered his stomach in

an instant, groaned in pain and spit out a mouthful of blood.

“This bastard still refuses to accept the reality!”

While shouting, Jiang Cheng swiped a hooked claw on Gui’s chin and beat him to the sky, “People who are so old still refuse to accept the reality!”

I look on fire!

Gui, who was

lying on the ground and twitching constantly, said weakly, “Speaking of which… it has nothing to do with me, right?”

Why did you beat me up?

”

…

“In short,” Gui, who sat down again, held his paws and analyzed, “Because you defile the grave, you will be punished. As long as the grave is… ah!”

Restoring the grave to… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Restoring the grave…it hurts!

Gui got up and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were sitting on both sides of him ,

but were still throwing fists at each other, and scolded with white eyes: “Can you two stinkins stop in moderation!

By the way, why does it always hurt me?

!

Do you want to be punished by my god?

You two bastards!

”

” Intuit!

“×2

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi only stopped at this point, folded their hands and spat disdainfully to one side.

Gui, who was spit on the face by two cats and one cat, was silent for a few seconds, and then rushed directly to the side. Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi simultaneously roared with white eyes, “Give me death!

you two!

”

“Calm down! Calm down!” Kondo quickly reached out and grabbed Katsura’s two front legs, “Don’t quarrel at this time! We have more important things to do! Finding a way to recover is the most important thing! ”

Those two stinky boys definitely did it on purpose!” Gui scolded with white eyes while struggling, “Let go of me! I’ll definitely kill them both today! Ahh…that smells! Their saliva smells so bad! Cats!” It’s just the smell of Uncle Cat!”

“Who is Uncle Cat?!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and cursed with white eyes.

“Hurry up and stop!!” Kondo shouted with some collapse.

“You smell so bad too!” Gui Bie said with a painful look on his face, “It smells like an uncle orangutan! Stay away from me! Please!”

“Who is the uncle orangutan?!” Kondo spit white eyes Hengfei shouted.

A melee started…

……

The three cats and one orangutan who had just finished venting and became dirty all sat down again.

Gui, who had not completely dried the blood under his nose, said, “Let’s continue the topic just now, because we will be punished for defilement of the grave. As long as the grave is restored to its original state, our bodies may also be restored to its original state.”

“Recovery .

As it is?” Yin Shi, who had one eye and half of his face swollen high, looked at Gui with an idiot-looking look, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com said angrily: “I need to put the shit that I pulled out back into my butt. Go inside!”

“Anyway, dig up the garbage and the buried feces first.” Gui suggested.

“What a joke! That’s a good thing you two did, right?!” Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and Gui and scolded.

“Cut, let’s try it first,” said Jiang Cheng, who was completely unscathed and looked up at Kondo, who was lying on the ground with no good place for him, “Hey, orangutan, go and clean up the rubbish next to the grave over there. , by the way, let’s deal with these two stupid cats who are not even as good as garbage.”

“Do you still want to fight?!” Yin Shi cursed.

Kondo slowly got up, staggered to the grave, bent down and started to pick up the trash.

“Don’t show that expression,” Jiang Cheng seemed a little unbearable, and continued: “After the end, if it returns to the original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female orangutan.”