Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 492
[Chapter 450: Wild cats don’t all reject domestic cats!]
In the open space in front of the shrine, Jiang Cheng was lying on his side, propping his head with one paw, with a straw in his mouth, snorting Coke while rubbing his stomach, looking bored at not far away, not knowing because Yoshiichi and Gintoki who are fighting about something.
It is worth mentioning that there are more than a dozen hamburger packaging bags and a dozen wild cats with their heads down and eating hamburgers scattered in the open space around Jiang Cheng.
“What are they…what are they doing?” Jiang Cheng murmured in his mouth, “Are you grabbing territory?”
“No…” An orange cat after eating a hamburger squatted beside Jiang Cheng, looking at the Yoshiichi, who was constantly attacking, and Gintoki, who was dodging in a panic, continued, “If that wild cat doesn’t show its backbone now, it will be kicked out of the street.”
“Oh——” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “It’s amazing. , this kind of rule.”
“It’s up to you after a while? Why are you still so leisurely?” The orange cat asked again.
“Ah, I don’t want to fight that kind of soft fight,” Jiang Cheng said with a wave of his paws, “it’s not good for me at all.”
“Then you can’t stay here any longer!” Orange The cat was surprised.
“Yes, yes,” another cat with yellow stripes came over and said with a serious face, “Don’t be afraid! If you are afraid, you will be kicked out!”
“The first meeting brought us this kind of greeting gift. , we won’t sit idly by!” A cat with a scar in the corner of his eye came around, “Fight! Fight for yourself!”
Immediately afterwards, all the wild cats gathered around, you said to me. Jiang Cheng cheered.
Jiang Cheng, who was a little impatient, was about to open his mouth to retort, but suddenly he caught something out of the corner of his eyes, pointed his paw in the direction of Fang Yi and Yin Shi, and reminded: “Hey, look over there!”
After listening, all the wild cats turned their heads and looked in the direction of Jiang Chengzhi.
I saw that Yinshi stood on his legs, and his two front claws resisted Fangichi’s attack with force!
“Stop…stop?!” The wild cats exclaimed in disbelief.
“That guy actually stood on his legs?!”
“Teach me the rules here? Stop joking! The history of my living here, and the history of eating canned cat food…” With that, Gintoki pushed Fang away. One’s paw and kicked Fangyi’s stomach with force, “It’s several times as much as you!!”
“Yah!” Fangyi screamed, and
his entire cat was kicked away. Going out, after turning around in the air, the four palms landed firmly on the ground again.
“What’s your name?” Fang Yi asked slowly, looking directly at Yin Shi.
“Sakata… Gintoki.” Gintoki replied.
Jiang Cheng’s whole cat is in bad shape, twitching the corners of his eyes and thinking frantically, “Is that ugly cat Yinshi?”
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“It’s too long, just call it ‘Silver’,” Fang Yi turned around slowly, “Just live carefully to keep your gold.
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Hey…hey, wait…”
Yinshi was about to say something but was surrounded by excited wild cats.
“Amazing!”
Wow! You are amazing!
”
The wild cats who pushed Jiang Cheng up behind their backs praised them.
“Fang Yi is no big deal.”
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“Silver!”
It wouldn’t be a dream if you replaced Fangichi to become the boss cat!
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I’ve had enough of his tyranny!”
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“Why are you making fun of yourself!”
And why are they so familiar with each other?
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“Yin Shi shouted, just finished speaking, Yin Shi suddenly felt something, and quickly covered Yu’s butt, pointed to a black cat behind him and shouted with white eyes, “Hey!
Don’t smell my ass!
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“Silver!”
Help this kid!
The orange cat pointed at Jiang Cheng who was still in a sluggish state and continued, “This kid doesn’t dare to fight Fang Yi at all!
”
“Yeah! Help it!” The other cat echoed, “This child is too timid, but he is also a cat!”
Seeing Jiang Cheng bending the Coke between his front legs, Yin Shi suddenly faced He became expressionless, and at the same time he thought to himself: [Is this guy Jiang Cheng?
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“Jiang it…don’t need it,” Fangyi’s voice came over, “it…is a house cat.”
At this moment, Jiang Chengcai recovered his senses and shouted with white eyes, “Hey! Who is a house cat? ?!”
“It’s amazing! It’s actually a house cat!”
“It’s a house cat who came to play with friends! No wonder it’s so clean.”
“Did you bring us gifts because you wanted to play with us?”
“Isn’t it better to talk about this earlier?”
“Come on, don’t be shy, we’ll play with you, how about the ball of wool?”
“Of course not! This kid must only have wool at home. The ball is with me, and now I’m here, I need to play some more exotic games!”
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Listening to the wild cats’ suggestions from you and me, several black lines ooze out of Jiang Cheng’s face, silently. He complained: “Although it sounds like a domestic cat is better than a wild cat, why do I feel a little angry?”
“Hey, look over there.” Suddenly found something Yinshi, pointing in a certain direction towards Jiang Cheng reminded.
Jiang Cheng looked in a certain direction that Yin Shi pointed, and saw a black cat with a blue silk scarf tied around its neck standing on both feet and leaning on a tree with its hands clasped, its eyes glancing here.
After noticing Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi’s gaze, the black cat turned and left, raised his right paw and waved, signaling Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi to follow.
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In the forest not far in front of the shrine, next to a small mound, the black cat stood on his legs, looking directly at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng in front of him.
“I won’t go around in circles, you… aren’t cats?”
“I don’t want to be told by a guy who walks on two legs!” Gintoki fretted.
“No, I also walk on two legs.” Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and raised his other hand to remind him.
Gintoki:
“What are you doing here?” The black cat turned to look at the small mound that looked like a small grave, and then asked.
“Ah? What if I did something?” Gintoki replied in disapproval.
“No, no impression.” Jiang Cheng shook his head.
“The owner here is a good person who will feed no matter what kind of cat,” the black cat explained, “there are so many cats here because there is food to eat, and the kind owner here is for those who die and no one cares. The tomb built by cats. Under this mound are the souls of hundreds of cats sleeping…”
After speaking, the black cat glanced at Yinshi and Jiang Cheng again, and asked seriously, “I’ll ask again, you two. What did you do here?”
“Standing… urinating while standing.” Gintoki replied with sweat on his face.
Jiang Cheng also hugged his chest with one hand, and supported his chin with the other paw, and began to think carefully.
After listening, the black cat lowered his head and sighed.
“Hey! Is it because of the cat’s curse that I became like this?!” Gintoki said with a trembling voice, “Impossible! That kind of thing!”
“That kind of impossible thing Has it happened to us?” The black cat raised his head and asked back and forth.
“We?!” Yin Shi suddenly caught a key word and looked at the black cat in disbelief. “Did you urinate here too?!
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Yin Shi, who tilted his head and was silent for a long time, suddenly stood up on two legs, holding his furry head with both claws and frantically complaining: “You are a wig! Are you pooping here?! Think about yourself a little bit too. You are too strong! Are you so fearless?!”
“As a samurai, you must be determined to solve your physical needs no matter where you are,” Gui replied.
“Those who can make a large size on a grave are no longer a samurai!” Yin Shibai shouted loudly.
“No, I didn’t do anything.” Jiang Cheng, who had recovered from his contemplative state, squinted Doudou’s eyes and said expressionlessly, “I’m different from people like you who urinate on graves at will. Yes, I may have just stole Lord Kalin’s fairy beans and was punished by Lord Kalin.”
“Soga, what else can I say, then it’s not because of my feces,” Gui nodded, and then continued, “Then I just stole Kalin-sama’s fairy beans, and then… I had diarrhea.”
“There is no difference at all!” Yin Shi said with white eyes, “The most important part has not changed at all!”
“I was attracted to this place by the smell of the meat ball,” Gui continued, holding a paw, and he couldn’t bear it. “I didn’t expect it to be such a trap…”
“It’s just that you were driven here by the will!” Yinshi shouted.
“However, thanks to this, I escaped the pursuit of the Zhenxuan Group. I’m so lucky. It’s worthy of being a poop.” Gui said with some emotion.
(The pronunciation of poop is the same as that of a lucky child.)
“Hey! Someone put the dynamite in this guy’s chrysanthemum!” Gintoki shouted frantically, but then noticed something, “Hey, Jiang Cheng, What are you thinking?”
“Slightly distressed,” Jiang Cheng replied while pinching his chin, “Both of you clearly remember what you did at the time, but my memory began to blur after I came here. When the memory is clear again, it has become this body…”
“Stop pretending! You must be playing a large size here, right?!”
“No, that kind of thing is impossible.” Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied earnestly, “I’m serious. At that time, I just finished buying the game and passed by, and I lost consciousness in an instant, waiting for me. When I woke up again, my body was already like this. If you two were cursed by cats, what about me? What is it?”
“Is what you said true?” face in disbelief.
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“Ah, that’s absolutely true.”
Jiang Cheng nodded in response, then lowered his head and took the last sip of Coke with a straw, then threw the empty Coke can onto the grave.
“I probably know why…”
Looking at Jiang Cheng’s incomparably skilled movements, Yin Shi silently covered his face.
“Hey?! Really?!” Jiang Cheng said in surprise.
“Ah, really.” Yin Shi raised his head and took a deep breath and shouted with white eyes, “Can’t you notice it yourself?! Why do you throw that kind of garbage on the grave?! You are too skilled in your movements. Right?! How many times have you thrown it? Dozens of times!”
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