Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 478

[Chapter 436: We have nothing to do with the baldness caused by stress…]

“So today’s children really can’t stand a little blow,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, closed his eyes and sighed, “When we and Zongwu were the same age, we would never be troubled by these things. Well, the only thing you worry about is how to fill your stomach next time.”

“Boss, you really don’t have the trouble of starting to lose your hair at the age of 18…hehe…hehe…”

“No way, your eyes are starting to lose weight. God,” Jiang Cheng crouched down, stretched out his hand and pinched Zongwu’s face, “the whole person has begun to completely escape reality, Zongwu-jun, Zongwu-jun? Wake up, don’t be defeated by that kind of thing. , Master Wu!”

Just after he said that, there was a sudden “dong” sound of something falling to the ground on the floor behind Jiang Cheng.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the floor behind him, only to see a bunch of orange-red very familiar, like something that was originally on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.

He touched the back of his head and felt that the most important thing was gone. After being silent for a while, Jiang Cheng held his head up to the sky and shouted frantically:

“My charmpoint!!!!”

… that

month When Yong pushed open Jiang Cheng’s door, what he saw was the following scene – Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu were sitting on the ground with their legs crossed against the wall, their heads lowered expressionlessly, and they were also in a state of depression called depression. in the shadows.

Only a few hairs were left on their heads.

And it seems to be infected by the two, the whole room is filled with a strong dark atmosphere.

“Zongwu-kun, do you see the river in front of you?” Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, “The opposite bank seems to be very happy. It’s full of flowers. I really want to go there…”

“I see. , Boss. I also saw my hair follicles beckoning to me.” Zongwu replied in a low voice with blank eyes, “Let’s go over together, punting over…”

“What I’m saying is that it’s better to be happier in the past than to be like this,” Jiang Cheng continued with his mouth twitching and his eyes blank, “After all, I can’t be the protagonist like this, so I’d better go over there and play with everyone. Children … haha, haha … ”

” Hey, the two of you cheered up. “Yue Yong squeezed the cigarette rod and walked over, standing behind the two to remind him.

“Ah, it’s Yueyue,” Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head, glanced at Yueyong with a dull look, then turned his head again, muttering something in a low voice, “We’re fine, we’re just condoling. , I’m just condolences for what we lost… Hehehe… Also,

don’t worry, I’ll go to the evening entertainment, after all, I’ve become the head of the division, so the head of the division should just do his own work. What is it? Just go to the entertainment, right? Or should I just accept the fate of the bald man I will become, hehe…”

“Yes, after all, there are not many class leaders at this age…” Wu said quietly, “At this age, others will praise the young and promising, ah, haha …”

“It’s a man who is not used at all. Is it S?” Yueyong let out a breath of smoke and said with a look of contempt.

“The S of S is the S of (glass),” Sogo replied in a low voice, “S’s heart is actually the same as glass…”

“That’s right…”

Looking at the two people who were completely depressed, Yue Holding his forehead, Yong shook his head helplessly, then turned around and walked to the table in the living room, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

At the same time, he took out a small medicine bottle with the word “hair growth” written on the label from his cuff.

After doing all this, Yueyong turned around and walked towards the door while smoking a cigarette.

…

The voice of THEEDO’s male host came from the TV.

“Next is the report from the scene. Anchor Yuno at the scene? Anchor Yuno…”

“Hey, I’m Yuno at the scene,” came the voice of Yuno’s anchor, “The strange phenomenon of hair fall that suddenly spread in Kabukicho is disappearing…”

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Sogo instantly turned around and stared at His eyes were fixed on the anchor Yuno wearing a gas mask on the TV.

“…After investigation, the cause of its induction has been confirmed. It is precisely because of the pathogenic bacteria carried by the celestial beings of the vegetable end butt stomach star. The shogunate who successfully identified the pathogenic bacteria is now distributing special medicines to the citizens.”

“Boss!” Satoru shouted.

“Yo Xi! Go to the hospital now!” Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and shouted.

“But as you can see, there is a long queue in front of the hospital for the medicine. The special medicine prepared by the shogunate will be distributed soon. It is expected that it will take at least three months to distribute it to all patients.”

“Three months .

…” Jiang Cheng’s eyes widened and he looked at the TV in disbelief, “This situation will last for three months… Does the protagonist want to maintain this state for three months?”

Just after speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly came to the table. At the same time, Sogo also noticed the bottle of medicine.

In an instant, the auras of the two changed, and they rushed towards the bottle of medicine on the table at the same time.

“Just wait three more months!” Jiang Cheng held Zongwu’s head and held Zongwu in place, “Let me, the hero, recover and talk about it!”

Jiang Cheng directly grabbed the bottle of medicine.

“No, the boss just said that being bald is also a necessary stage in human life in a sense!” Zongwu stretched out his foot and tripped Jiang Cheng directly to the ground, and said, “Speaking of the boss’s age, it’s okay! If you work hard, it is very common to be a class leader at this age!” After

saying that, Zong Wu crossed Jiang Cheng and stretched out his hand towards the bottle of medicine on the table, thinking at the same time: “Success!

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“No!” Jiang Cheng, who fell on the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed Zong Wu’s leg, Zong Wu fell to the ground with an unsteady center of gravity, and Jiang Cheng instantly got up and rushed towards the bottle of medicine.

“I’m a lazy person! Even when I’m old enough to lose all my teeth, I’m just a small employee! I know Sogo-kun’s dream! I want to be the vice-president of the Shinsengumi at this age! The class leader is almost there!”

“No, that can only be regarded as the deputy class leader at most!” Zongwu stood up and hugged Jiang Cheng’s medicine, gritted his teeth and shouted, “It’s completely the same as the class leader or something! It

doesn’t matter!”

“Bastard, after all, you brought the virus from outside!” Jiang Chengbai gritted his teeth and said, “Just wait for three months for the pathogenic bacteria!”

“No, I was infected by the boss! “The general understanding is not to let go.

“You two, calm down,” Yueyong’s voice came from the door. “You only need one piece of that special medicine.”

“Hey? Really?” chant.

“Yeah.” Yue Yong nodded lightly.

“In that case, both of them can be saved.” Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Zongwu behind him, “So, Lord Zongwu, let go of me quickly, and I will give it to you.”

Zongwu thought After a while, he shook his head and replied: “No, let me do it, I will give it to the boss.”

“No, let me do it! It will be divided into two parts fairly!”

” No, it’s better for me! Even the bottle will be cut in half fairly!”

“No, let me! I’ll even cut the label in half!”

“Boss! They said let me come!”

“No, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com let me come!”

…

Looking at the two who were arguing again, Yue Yong helplessly lowered her head and shook it, sighed and turned to leave again .

…

the melee didn’t come to an end until the evening…

Jiang Cheng and Sou Wu, whose hair had grown back, lay panting on the floor of a messy room.

Suddenly, Zongwu couldn’t help laughing, and said, “Ah, it’s so interesting.”

“No, I can’t tell.” Jiang Cheng replied with a look of contempt.

“I’m referring to you, boss, it’s really interesting.”

“Indeed, women used to say that when I went to Hualiu Street.” Jiang Cheng sat up and nodded and answered honestly.

Summoning: …