Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 479

[Chapter 437: “Your Name” (Jiang Chengyue Yong Version)]

early morning.

DiDi, DiDi…

“Ah, I’m so annoying…”

After hearing the sound of the alarm clock, “Jiang Cheng”, who was lying on the bed, muttered a little irritably, and stretched out from the bed without opening his eyes. He raised his right hand and hit the alarm clock on the bedside.

Snapped!

“It hurts!”

“Jiang Cheng” suddenly opened his eyes, clenched his right hand, and curled up in a ball under the covers, with tears looming from the corners of his eyes.

“That hateful woman!” “Jiang Cheng” whispered bitterly, “What kind of weapon did you replace my alarm clock with? You bastard!”

“No way, get up.” Having

said that After a sentence, “Jiang Cheng” rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up, yawned, and scratched his butt.

Fan stared and walked towards the bedroom door.

[I feel a little strange in my body,] “Jiang Cheng”, who opened the bedroom door and was still yawning and was walking to the bathroom step by step, thought to himself, “Is it because you played games too late yesterday?

I feel a little light on my body, but my chest seems a little heavy… I should have slept a little longer…]

Walking into the bathroom, turning on the faucet and washing my face, “Jiang Cheng” raised his head and opened his eyes, but Looking at it, he saw that Yueyong was standing opposite him at this time.

“Has the water stopped in your room? Yueyue,” “Jiang Cheng” asked, looking at Yueyong, who was also drowsy, “Why do you want to use the bathroom in my room?

” Yueyong, “Jiang Cheng” was stunned for a while, and then suddenly reacted, he hurriedly lowered his head to look at his body, and at the same time reached out and touched his face.

Looking at Yueyong in the mirror in front of him who was doing the same thing as him, “Jiang Cheng” finally understood what was going on.

“Don’t!!” “Jiang Cheng” raised his head and shouted frantically, then rushed out of the bathroom and ran straight towards the door.

On the other side, in the corridor, “Moon Wing”, also wearing pajamas, was also rushing in a certain direction, with a slightly red face.

“Jiang Cheng” opened the door, and what he saw was “Yue Yong” who was staring at him with a face of embarrassment and anger.

At the same time,

familiarity… can’t be said to be familiar, it’s clearly the sound of the BGM secretly recorded from other works.

“Your name… No! Give me back my body!!” “Jiang Cheng” and “Yue Yong” grabbed each other’s collars instantly and said while gnashing their teeth.

“Wait! Stop for me!” “Jiang Cheng” pointed to the sun wheel outside the door being pushed by Qingta, “Turn off the recorder!

That kind of secretly recorded BGM is not needed at all!

”

“Ara, don’t you two like it?”

“Sun round turned off his legs and put on the tape recorder, looking at the two with a smile.

“Bastard!”

What exactly did you do?

!

“Yue Yong” scolded through gritted teeth, “What did you do to my body?!”

“I want to ask you! What did you do to my body?!” “Jiang Cheng” gritted his teeth and said bitterly. “Give me back my body!”

“Brother Jiang Cheng, Sister Yueyong.” Qingta shouted at the two of them, “Don’t be arguing.”

“Can you tell us who we are now? “Jiang Cheng” who thought of something pointed at himself and looked at Qingtai, “Who am I?”

“Brother Jiang Cheng.” Qingtai replied.

“Then me?” “Yue Yong” also pointed at herself and looked at Harita.

“Sister Yueyong.” Qingtai replied again.

“Why do you know?!” “Jiang Cheng” shouted frantically, and then pointed to the smiling sun wheel, “And you! It’s so strange! That kind of “Your Name” is played early in the morning. “BGM, don’t tell me you knew this unfolding early in the morning?!”

“I know.” Hiron narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised an index finger and said, “After all, it’s a special project. The production team suddenly sent an emergency contact in the early morning, saying that the sponsor suddenly asked to change the protagonist, but It seems that it is not easy to find someone at this time, after all, this kind of person is not very popular, and they are not willing to come here to be the protagonist.”

“Then, considering that if the protagonist cannot be changed, then changing the character of the protagonist is the soul. How about a change? Now it seems that it is an unexpected success.”

“Where did it succeed?!” “Jiang Cheng” shouted frantically, “My most important golden TAMA is gone! And the chest There are so many extra pieces of fat that are useless at all! Although I really like European style, but as a man! If this body goes out and says that, it will definitely be considered a lily! I also do soft things No way! Although it’s true that I haven’t done such a thing for a long time recently, but…No! This kind of development is not good!”

“That,” “Yue Yong” suddenly reacted at this time, pointing to himself and looking at the sun wheel, “In other words, from now on, am I the protagonist?”

“That’s right, you will be the protagonist from now on.” Hiron tilted his head to one side and looked at “Yue Yong” with a smile on his face, ” Please do your best.”

“No way, that’s the only way to go. From today onwards, my name will be Yuexiong.” Yuexiong nodded, then picked up the cigarette stick he found somewhere and put it in his mouth. mouth.

“Hey, wait for me.” “Jiang Cheng” squinted at “Yue Yong” with a look of contempt, “Why did you accept it so easily? Could it be that you have a share of the credit for this special project? Did you use the reason “I’m by the protagonist’s side, but there are still not many scenes, so I’m very distressed”?

”

No…no…” Yuexiong turned his face away silently, but an unnatural blush appeared on his cheeks.

“Hey, your level of lying is too low,” “Jiang Cheng” complained expressionlessly, “Also, hurry up and return my body, or I’m not sure I will do strange things to your body…”

“You bastard, are you trying to use my body to do something like this to threaten me?!” Yuexiong scolded with a blushing face.

“It’s too close! It’s too close!” “Jiang Cheng” pushed Yuexiong’s face away, “My face is so close, it’s awkward!”

“Tell you in advance, even if you use that body Strange things, I don’t care.” Yuexiong folded his hand and snorted lightly, and replied lightly, “That was Yueyong’s body originally, but now I am Yuexiong. Even if you are ashamed of that body I don’t feel anything about her. Besides, as I said before, I already gave up my identity as a woman, but I didn’t expect to give up my original body now. So now, no matter what you do with that body , it doesn’t matter to me.”

“Hey—? Is that so?” “Jiang Cheng” narrowed his eyes, then stretched out his hand to his chest, “After all, it’s my body now, so what do I do? It doesn’t matter to you, right? Then take this opportunity…”

After speaking, “Jiang Cheng”‘s hand was already on his chest.

“Ah, the touch is average. Compared to the softness, it feels more muscle.” “Jiang Cheng” commented while rubbing, not noticing that Yuexiong’s face was completely red.

“You… Where are you bastard touching?!” While shouting, Yuexiong directly hit “Jiang Cheng” to the ceiling with an uppercut.

“No… it doesn’t matter what you say I do?” “Jiang Cheng” hanging on the ceiling said weakly, “And it’s your body, why can you get down on your own body? Go away? What if my original body’s strength was too great?”

“Indeed,” Yuexiong clenched his fists to feel his strength and nodded, “If there is such strength, Baihua will in the future. My

work will be easier.”

“That’s my strength!” After pulling out “Jiang Cheng” from the ceiling and falling to the ground, he pointed at himself and gritted his teeth, “That’s my original body! It’s my own body! Something I’ve been using since I was born! It’s my body that I’ve used for twenty-seven years! I mean, what you noticed isn’t quite right?! Or are you really not going to change it back?!”

“I think that’s pretty good too.” Yuexiong replied.

“Bastard!” “Jiang Cheng” cursed in a low voice, then turned to look at Sun Wheel, “Sun Wheel, is there any special guest that needs to be received recently? Let me go! I will make good use of this body! ”

What are you going to do with my body, you bastard?!” Yuexiong cursed with white eyes.

“What are you doing? It’s just work,” “Jiang Cheng” waved his hand and said indifferently, “By the way, weren’t you called Death God Taifu before? The name changed today, and now it’s called Oupai S Kingdom I Taifu!”

“You bastard!”

“By the way, I’m going to take a bath and get ready,” said, “Jiang Cheng” turned around and walked towards the door, “Sun Wheel, please arrange the guests, I will take good care of the guests. Yes, there is no problem with three people walking with a hundred people!”

“Stop for me!” Yuexiong rushed in, grabbed “Jiang Cheng”‘s shoulder, and shouted angrily.

“Hey? Are you going to be the first guest?” “Jiang Cheng” turned his head and said indifferently, then waved his hand, “This is not good, no matter what, I can’t do it with my original body. That kind of thing. But if there are 300 million, I can think about it, and I will train you well…”

“Xinai!” Yuexiong waved his fist directly.

“Come on,” “Jiang Cheng” pointed to his face, “hit here, come, it’s not my body anyway, hit whatever you want, as long as you feel it doesn’t matter, I don’t care. If you endure the pain for a while, it will pass. “Come on!”

“Bastard!” Tsukio scolded his teeth bitterly, then turned around, “Then, let me relax a little, Yoshihara’s various shops.”

“Bastard! Give it to me. Stop!” “Jiang Cheng” instantly reached out his hand to stop Yuexiong, staring at his big red eyes and said word by word, “What are you going to do with my body?!”

“Do soft things.”

“I really killed you!” Saying that, “Jiang Cheng” raised his fist and slammed his face hard, “I didn’t expect it?! This method! Because it is not his own body, it is also I can do it

!”

“Then I’ll come too!” Yuexiong punched him in the face.

Outside the door, looking at the two who were punching him punch after punch, Hirona and Harita were speechless.

“The two of them… are they masochistic?” Qing Tai squinted Doudou’s eyes and complained expressionlessly.

…

in the bathroom.

“Jiang Cheng”, who was blindfolded with a bruised nose and a swollen face, was holding a bath towel to block an important position, and he was enjoying the back-wiping service of Tsukio.

“I said…why did it become like this?” “Jiang Cheng” said expressionlessly, “Isn’t it weird? Why can’t I even take a shower by myself?”

“Shut up! If you dare to take off the blindfold, I will Just do sex reassignment surgery!” Yuexiong threatened.

“In the end, don’t you still see it all?! Use my eyes! Are you alright? Are my eyes alright? Will I go blind? Remember to wash your eyes well afterward! Please!”

“Whose body are you talking about? Will it make people blind?!” Yuexiong cursed.

“Of course it’s yours,” “Jiang Cheng” replied without hesitation, “and can you talk a little less? It’s strange to hear your own voice. No, no! It’s said that the voice actors were swapped because of the body swap. That’s right.”

Said, “Jiang Cheng” waved his hand in front of him, “Goodbye, Hiroshi. Hello, Yuko! Please take care, Yuko! Goodbye, Jiang Cheng’s fans. Yueyong’s fans Please take care of me, I will try my best to provide benefits to everyone, and every day I will give you some slaughter or something for your leaking thighs.”

“Hey, shut up, or I will make an appointment for sex reassignment surgery for this body now.” Yuexiong Leng said coldly.

“Bastard!” “Jiang Cheng” instantly got up and tore off his blindfold and turned to look at Yuexiong angrily.

But before he could speak, Jiang Cheng, who stepped on the soap, slipped and fell down involuntarily, smashing his forehead on Yuexiong’s forehead.

Dong –

after this blow, the two fell to the ground at the same time…

“It hurts,” Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbed his forehead, and complained, “Now you’re a man, right? You shouldn’t be a gentleman at this time. A little?”

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, but when he saw it, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned, and of course, Yueyong, who opened his eyes, was also stunned.

“Recovered…recovered…” The two of them looked at their bodies in the same way.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and ran directly to the bathroom door, while shouting, “I didn’t see anything!!”

Yueyong, who also reacted, paused for two seconds, then brushed his face. It turned red completely, and the eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning.

“You…you…you…” Yueyong said incoherently, clutching her chest, and then due to excessive shame and anger, she rolled her eyes and fell down.

Hearing the sound behind Jiang Cheng, who was about to open the bathroom door, he asked without looking back, “What’s wrong? Are you okay? Hello?”

Half a minute passed, but Jiang Cheng didn’t hear Yueyong’s voice. Then his heart sank, he tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes, covered his eyes, turned around, and walked towards the fainted Yueyong step by step

…

When Yueyong woke up, it was already night.

“I declare in advance, I really didn’t see anything.” Jiang Cheng’s voice came from the side.

“You bastard! Wash the interior!” Yueyong blushed at the thought of something and stood up instantly and stomped the head of Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged, into the floor.

“Blindfolded! I didn’t see anything at all!” Jiang Cheng’s voice came from the floor, “And taking ten thousand steps back, I don’t want to see it at all! I have no interest at all!”

“Go to hell!”

Yueyong used all the weapons she could use, Kunai, the table, the chair…

“I’ll show you the big deal! That’s fair!”

“Put your head off. Hand over the

memory to me!!”

“I forgot all about it!”

“Did you see it?! You frivolous, disgusting man!”

“No—!! Ah—!!”

—

-Separation line- “Huhu…” Jiang Cheng sat up from the bed with a cold sweat on his head and gasping for breath. After seeing his surroundings, he patted his chest and felt lingering fears

.

Said, “Great, fortunately it’s just a dream~”

“You…” Yueyong, who had just pushed the door and walked in, stood there blankly, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, “Is your head okay? I’m sick. Is it?”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng let out a puzzled sound, but then he suddenly thought of something, stood up instantly and shouted with blue veins and white eyes, “Why do you think my head is just about getting up? Are you

sick?!”

“Isn’t it?”

“It really makes people angry! You hateful woman! I’m really going to be angry!”

Jiang Cheng’s forehead greeted several kunai just after he finished speaking. , along with the sound of 呲—the blood spurting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell on his back…