Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 477

[Chapter 435 : There’s no need to be bald and be a class teacher at all!]

One morning, Yoshihara.

In Jiang Cheng’s room, Zong Wu and Jiang Cheng sat side by side facing the monitor, their eyes fixed on the game screen on the monitor, while their fingers constantly controlled the gamepad.

“Boss, I heard a very interesting rumor when I was drinking with Kondo-san and Uncle Matsudaira yesterday.” Sogo said suddenly.

“Really?” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “Is that uncle’s daughter being entangled by some gangster?”

“No, it’s not that kind of trivial matter.” Zongwu replied, “In other words, The boss should also know about the war against foreigners ten years ago. Yesterday, the uncle told an incredible secret when he was drunk.”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, “but I don’t like that kind of thing. I’m

not interested in things, now I’m only interested in the game in front of me.”

“That’s really a pity,” Zongwu stared at the monitor in front of him, and then continued unhurriedly: “I thought that if If you are the boss, you will be very interested. According to Uncle Matsudaira, there were a few very incredible guys in the later period of the war against foreigners. Dragon – Tatsuma Sakamoto, and the powerful but mysterious Shiroyasha were called the Four Heavenly Kings in the later stages of the war.”

“Hahaha, this kind of nickname sounds like a group of problem children.” Jiang Cheng smiled and said.

“Everyone thinks this way,” Zongwu continued, “but yesterday that uncle got drunk and told an incredible secret, behind the four of them, there was an even more incredible monster… no , it should be the beast. Name, gender, age are all unknown.”

“But there is no doubt that that person was a more active guy than the four in the latter part of the war, facing thousands of people alone. The celestial being armed with advanced weapons also did not change his face. I heard that in the war he participated in, all the enemies were annihilated, as if bitten by some terrifying beast, and few corpses were left intact.”

“Really? That sounds really scary,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then his pupils shrank, and he hurriedly shouted: “Zongwu-jun, throw a cigarette! Six o’clock! About ten meters! Hurry up! One o’clock!”

“Hey—” After responding, Sou Wu controlled the game character to take out a smoke bomb from his backpack and threw it towards the two of them at six o’clock.

“It’s over!”

At the same time as he shouted, Jiang Cheng’s hand speed suddenly soared, and the expression on his face became serious. After a while of crackling, the game was over.

“Huh~” Jiang Cheng put down the gamepad,

and said with some happiness, “It was a good match. Would you like something to drink, Mr. Zongwu?”

After that, Jiang Cheng got up and walked towards the refrigerator in the corner of the room.

“Coke is enough.” Zongwu put down the gamepad, moved his shoulders a little, and glanced in Jiang Cheng’s direction.

” Ha-

” Jiang Cheng drank half a can of Coke in one breath, and let out a refreshing sound, “It’s really good, after a fierce battle, let’s have a glass of ice Coke~”

“What he said is Boss,” Zongwu put down the Coke in his hand, and lay down on the floor with his hands on his back, “Speaking of which, the boss is really good here, it’s much better than the real selection group, where women, money, and games are not available. No, there aren’t so many disputes, it’s really a good place to relax.”

“Ahahaha, has Mr. Zongwu also reached the age to be interested in women?”

“I’ve always been interested, Speaking of which, do men who are not interested in women really exist in this world?” Zongwu asked, “Doesn’t exist?”

“It makes sense.” Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand and rested his chin with the other. nodded.

“Boss, let’s go back to the topic just now.” Zongwu stared at the ceiling above his head blankly, and continued: “The uncle said that that guy seems to be able to subvert the entire country by himself.”

“Really? That’s really scary.”

“If there really is such a guy, I would like to meet him too,” Zongwu said with a little regret on his face, “I really want to try with that kind of person. It’s a game, but it’s fine, if you get killed, you’ll be very distressed.”

“Indeed, I’ll be very distressed too,” Jiang Cheng nodded, then raised a forefinger and squinted his eyes with a smile He went on to say: “It’s rare to meet someone like Mr. Zongwu who is very compatible. If I die, I will be very sad.”

Zongwu continued: “After that, the uncle was drunk and fell on the table by the earthwork. He said vaguely that that person is now in Edo. The person who was feared by only the very few people in real power in the upper shogunate who knew this secret is now somewhere in Edo.”

“Really .

Is that right?!” Jiang Cheng directly covered his chest with both hands and said in horror.

“Ah, it seems to be true, hey” said, Zongwu suddenly sat up, “However, this morning, the uncle suddenly ran to the camp of the Zhenxuan group, saying that yesterday was just a drunken talk after drinking too much. That’s all, I also emphasized that the Shinsengumi should not do stupid things that have no results at all. However, it would be too strange to do so, that uncle would never do such a thing.”

Said, the general manager Wu held up his hands, and then analyzed: “Suddenly he invited us to drink in the way of rewarding his subordinates, and he was very drunk. He said something after being drunk, but he denied it the next day. He… wanted to remind What are we?”

Zongwu raised his head and looked straight into Jiang Cheng’s eyes, “What do you want to remind us of that person is by our side, that guy who is more dangerous than Takasugi and Gui is by our side? Let’s be wary… Or do we want us to get an answer from that person for him?”

“Now that I think about it, it seems that the latter is more feasible. After all, if someone has power like that As for the guy, the Shinsengumi can’t stand that guy serious, no matter how careful he is, right? So, the biggest problem now is to figure out what the uncle wants us to ask for him. Is that so? Boss… ”

“Hey? Is that so?” Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled face, and then praised: “As expected of Mr. Zongwu, his head is really smart, if it was me, I would probably forget all about it after drinking. It’s over.”

“Boss…”

“Zongwu-kun,” Jiang Cheng interrupted Zongwu’s words, then slowly got up and came to the window, looking softly at the guests and girls coming and going on the street below They asked, “What do you think of this country? Or if Mr. Zongwu was that person, with the power to subvert this country, what would he do and what would he think?”

Zongwu pointed to the ceiling and answered without hesitation. Dao: “Kill all those people above who are pointing fingers at this country.”

“What about the truth?”

“Kill Tufang to become the deputy chief of the Zhensuan Group.” Zongwu answered honestly.

“It’s really like Zongwu-jun’s style,” Jiang Cheng smiled, “Maybe that person thinks the same way, maybe he just wants to live an ordinary life, so I think Zongwu-jun and Zhenxuan Everyone in the group don’t need to panic. That person may not do anything.”

“Is that so…” After saying this, Sou Wu stood up on the floor, then turned around and walked slowly towards the door. Shi stopped and waved his hand without looking back, “Then I’ll go first, Boss, if the earthwork finds out about this kind of thing, I’ll be chattering endlessly.”

“That, Mr. Zongwu,” Jiang Cheng pointed at the back of Zongwu’s head and couldn’t help but reminded, “That… Before that, I think you should rest for a few days. Maybe it’s because of the bad rest recently, your hair…”

“Hair What’s wrong with my hair?” Zongwu turned his head and stretched out his hand to touch his head, “It’s normal, what’s wrong?”

“No, that situation is really not normal,” Jiang Cheng thought about Zongwu’s back The back of the head, which was almost completely bald, couldn’t help twitching the corners of his mouth, “It’s almost… bald…”

“Bald? How is it possible, at my age…”

Before he could finish speaking, Zongwu saw a large amount of hair in his hand, and his whole body suddenly felt bad.

“Well, if you can, you can touch the back of your head again…” Jiang Cheng tentatively suggested, and then pointed to where Zong Wu was sitting, “Actually, your hair has been falling out since you entered the door, but… I thought that maybe Mr. Zongwu knew it, so I didn’t say it…”

After listening, Zongwu turned his head expressionlessly and looked at the place where he was sitting, and at the same time stretched out his hand to touch it. After seeing the pile of chestnut hair lying on the ground in his original position and feeling that only a few sparse hairs were left on the back of his head, Zongwu rolled his eyes and fell directly on his back. on the ground.

“Zongwu-kun——!”

…

“That, Zongwu-kun, in fact, no one would have thought of such a thing,” Jiang Cheng looked at Zongwu, whose eyes were sullen and surrounded by shadows, with his legs curled up in front of him. He comforted, “But! Maybe it’s a little early, you have to stand up and accept it! After all, a large number of people will be bald when they reach a certain age! That’s right! In a sense, bald people are also human beings. It’s a necessary stage in one’s life! Without baldness, life becomes incomplete! Basically, no one who is a class leader can escape the fate of thinning hair before the age of forty! So cheer up It’s amazing to be a class leader at the age of eighteen! It’s the first time I’ve seen it!”

“Boss…becoming a bald head doesn’t need to be related to being a class leader at all,” Zongwu retorted weakly, ” Baldness has never been a necessary experience in life.”