Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 47

[Chapter 44: The question of whether an egg can hatch a chick can only be known by asking the hen that lays the egg!]

Seeing that the trio of the Master House and Jiang Cheng, who had already changed into unrecognizable clothes, couldn’t help feeling a little depressed.

“What? Can’t you find these guys to do acrobatics?”

“No, I just wanted to invite them to exterminate the spirits,” Kondo explained.

“What are you kidding? These guys are suspicious at first sight.” Fourteen looked at the four of them again and said.

“Oh! Behind you, little brother…” Kagura exclaimed, pointing to Shi Shi’s back before speaking.

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong with my back?” Fourteen asked.

However, Kagura didn’t answer, and instead whispered to Gintoki who was beside him, but Fourteen still heard words such as “no help” and “can only donate”.

“Can I chop them off? Can I?!” He was about to draw his knife when he said that.

However, Kondo on the side quickly stopped him and looked at Jiang Cheng and the four in disguise, “Master, can you think of something? This is really scary, and no one dares to go to the thatched hut.”

“Leave it to me, Gorilla,” Kagura said, stepping forward.

“Ah, did you call me a gorilla just now?” Kondo responded and said, “You call me a gorilla!”

…

In the room, the four Jiang Cheng and the three Shinsengumi sat opposite each other.

“I just looked around the mansion and felt a very powerful spiritual fluctuation, gorilla.” Ginto said aloud.

“Hey! You did say gorilla this time!” Kondo replied.

“Hey, let’s try removing the spirit first, but the corresponding price is not cheap, gorilla!” Kagura said at this time.

“Hey, you guys are addicted.” Shi Shi reminded loudly.

“Speaking of which, what kind of spirit is it? Orangutan.” Zongwu asked.

“It’s contagious! The habit of chimpanzees at the end of the sentence is contagious!” Kondo exclaimed.

“That… is the factory manager.” Kagura just finished speaking when Gintoki slammed his fist.

“That’s the spirit of the factory manager who was churned to death by the conveyor belt,” Gintoki replied.

“I said, what everyone sees seems to be a female spirit.” Kondo said,

“That’s wrong,” Xin Baha said, squeezing his throat. “It’s the spirit of a woman who is said to look like a factory manager who was churned to death by a conveyor belt. In fact, it’s a woman who committed suicide.”

“Don’t you think it’s too long?! There’s no need to say the attribution of the factory manager! It’s just the number of words!” Shi Shi shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng who had been silent all the time, “Hey, why have you been silent, why? not talking?”

Jiang Cheng really didn’t expect to be queried at this time. Although he hadn’t thought of the lines yet, he still said bravely, “It doesn’t matter whether the factory manager or the spirit of a woman is really important. Can’t be a woman. The factory manager?”

After listening to this, everyone’s faces showed [So that’s how it is!

]’s shocked expression.

However, Jiang Cheng was actually a little happy at this time, so he didn’t stop and continued to write… and said: “Also, it’s not the factory manager’s spirit that is in trouble, but you! V-shaped Liu Haijun!”

“What did you say?!” Shi Shi became anxious as soon as he heard it, “Don’t talk nonsense, believe it or not, I cut you!”

“Hmph, do you always hear someone whispering in your ear in your sleep? Keep saying things like [kill you]?”

“Of course not…” Fourteen just wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered that there was such a situation, and was instantly stunned.

“No! Fourteen, you…” Kondo also saw that the situation was not right.

“So, the trouble is not the spirit of the factory manager, but you!” After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he closed his eyes and pretended to say a few words, then opened his eyes, shook his head and sighed, “Private Marseille, I Incompetent…”

“Really…is it really that serious?” Kondo said.

“It’s a hundred times more troublesome than the head of the red-clothed factory!” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation,

At the same time, he stood up and walked to the door, “I just discovered this situation, so, then…”

Before he could say goodbye, Fourteen he said, “Hmph, even if there is, it’s just the spirit of the savage warrior who died under my sword. I don’t care at all about that level.”

“Fourteen, I just told you just now, don’t despise Ling!” Kondo said and quickly got up and stopped Jiang Cheng, “Master! Please save Fourteen!”

“It’s not impossible, but… hey,” Jiang Cheng still sighed after finishing speaking, facing the three people in the Master’s House, “Let’s go, this is not something we can solve…”

After listening, the trio of Wanshiwu also stood up and walked towards the door. All three understood Jiang Cheng’s routine.

At this critical moment, Shi Shi finally lowered his head and said, “Please… please wait…”

…

“Then, please tell me about your usual hobbies or habits, I want to analyze it.” Jiang Cheng said in a deep voice.

At this point the crowd sat down again.

“Well, I have to eat several bottles of mayonnaise every day, pour mayonnaise on everything I eat, and smoke it every day…” Kondo was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he could finish speaking.

“That’s enough! I already know!”

“Hey! Isn’t it too hasty!” Shi Shi complained.

“No, not sloppy at all!” Jiang Cheng raised his head, and at the same time Conan’s BGM sounded, “There is only one truth! That is mayonnaise!”

“Hey! It has nothing to do with Ling at all! I really cut you!” Shi Shi shouted.

“It doesn’t matter? You are too young!” Jiang Cheng said with a sneer, and asked fourteen questions at the same time, “Then, let me ask, what is the main ingredient of mayonnaise?”

“Egg.” Fourteen replied without hesitation.

“That’s right! The truth is eggs!” Jiang Cheng said, “We all know that eggs are divided into those that can hatch chicks and those that cannot hatch! Then, how can you tell which eggs you eat for mayonnaise? Is it possible to hatch chicks or not to hatch chicks! Even if the merchants say that they use eggs that cannot be used to hatch chicks, but they carelessly put in eggs that can hatch chicks?! Eat every day Have you ever thought about this problem when you drop a lot of mayonnaise?! In terms of conversion, how many unborn chicks did you take away! Do you understand?!”

Fourteen’s cigarette fell out…

At this time, the hearts of the trio of Master House were completely shocked.

New Eight Haw: Really!

Really fooled!

Perfect!

There is absolutely no justification!

After all, it was Jiang Chengsang!

Gintoki: The topic of the woman in red has been completely ignored!

Completely caught in Jiang Cheng’s rhythm!

Terrible man!

Kagura: Have I ever eaten an egg Aru that hatches a chick…

“So, according to the master, is that the collective resentment of those chicks who failed to come to this world?” Kondo analyzed.

“That’s right.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Open… open… what a joke!” Fourteen shouted, “It’s not my fault! Shouldn’t they be looking for the wrong person?! I’m just a consumer!”

“Consumers? Hehe,” Jiang Cheng sneered again, “If there were no consumers, there would be no mayonnaise at all! Also! Do you think they didn’t go to the one who picked them wrong?!”

Everyone was dumbfounded again.

“You mean…you mean, that woman in red…” Kondo murmured.

“That’s right! The woman in red is the factory manager of the mayonnaise factory!” Jiang Cheng said, and quietly gave the three people in the Master House an OK gesture, and the three people in the Master House were shocked again.

Yin Shi: I lied in a big slot!

Shin Baha: Too… too strong!

Perfect!

Totally seamless!

The whole story is completely tied together!

Not only the spirit of the scrambled chick, but even the woman in red came in!

Kagura: Intimate Marseille!

Yo eggs!

“That,” Zongwu raised his hand at this time, “Didn’t you just say it was suicide? That red-clothed factory manager.”

“So it’s still too young,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said, “For them, disguising a person as suicide is as simple as a high school student calculating addition and subtraction within ten!”

“Well, what will happen to Shishi? You said there was a way?! What should I do?!” Kondo asked eagerly.

“Hey… stop joking!” Fourteen said intermittently, “I…how could I possibly agree with that kind of thing.”

“Then, please give me a bottle of mayonnaise.” Jiang Cheng stretched out a hand and said.

“Hmph, what can UU read www.sonicmtl.com see?” Shi Shi said, but still handed a bottle of mayonnaise to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng looked at the mayonnaise in his hand, looked left and right, and kept counting.

“There seem to be three in this bottle,” Jiang Cheng said casually, “the spirits of three chicks.”

In an instant, the cold sweat on Shi Shi’s head fell.

“No, did I read it wrong?” Yinshi grabbed the bottle of mayonnaise, “No matter how you look at it, there are at least thirty of them. Look here, one, two, three, four…”

Shi Shi’s face became more and more sweaty, and his face became worse and worse…

“Hey… to… what should I do?!” Fourteen asked intermittently.

“Let’s leave it to the three of us, we don’t need the Master to do anything like removing spirits! Just leave it to the three of us!” Yin Shi said first, “Although it will reduce our Daoism by more than half! But… ”

Before Yinshi could finish speaking, Shi Shi had already taken out his wallet, put all the banknotes on the ground, and pushed them towards Yinshi.

Yin Shi calmly slid into his arms, and gave Shin Baha and Kagura a wink at the same time.

The two understood and stood up at the same time.

“That… Anyway, your name is Yamazaki, right?” Ginshi walked over to Yamazaki who was sitting at the door and said, “I will let the spirit fall on you, and then get rid of it.”

Looking at the three people with bad expressions, Yamazaki couldn’t help but panic, “Bashi… Bridge bean sack, may I ask… what method should I use to get rid of it?”

“Draw with you.” Yin Shi replied.

“What! Then anyone can do it! What do I want you to do?!” Yamazaki retorted.

“No, not everyone can do it, only the one called [Yamazaki’s Virginity] can do it!” Jiang Cheng said while sitting in the room.