Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 46

[Chapter 43: Men still pay the most attention to women’s appearance!]

“Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang~” Xin Baha said while rubbing his stomach.

“Following this poor warrior is a pain for both of you.” Jiang Cheng finished the payment, put away his wallet, and said casually, “Minors should eat well, not picky eaters, or they won’t grow tall.”

“What can’t be picky eaters, you haven’t been picky eaters since you were a child, and secretly put all the spinach in the wig’s lunch box!” Yin Shi muttered disdainfully, “Also, why do you only invite me to eat a bowl with no added ingredients? Ramen! Why can they choose whatever they want! Why should they be treated differently! At least treat me to a cup of parfait!”

“I never said that I wanted to invite you to eat. I’ll pay for my portion of the ramen.” Jiang Cheng said and walked out of the store, and Kagura and Shinbaha followed them out of the ramen store.

“Speaking of which, why didn’t Jiang Chengsang come out with Qingtai today?” Xin Baha asked curiously, “Last time I heard from Dr. Sunlun that Jiang Chengsang is now Qingtaijun’s tutor.”

“Well, he has not finished watching the Gundam series and Transformers series for him a hundred times before, so he was banned by the sun wheel.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

“Just one summer vacation, it can’t be done at all!” Shinba spit out, “Besides, how can there be a Gundam that you can watch a hundred times during the summer vacation! How much do you like Gundam!”

“Xinbahau, ask yourself, don’t you want such a cool big robot?” Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, “Do you really not want it deep down in your heart? You don’t want a shape-shifting Bumblebee. A sports car? Really don’t want to sit with Megan Fox in the co-pilot?! Really don’t want to do something in the wild with Megan Fox on the hood of a Bumblebee that can’t be written?! ps: I only like one or two movies The heroine.” (ps: Megan Fox: The heroine of the first and second Transformers movies.)

“Hey, the subjects of the last few sentences have completely become Megan Fox!” Shinba spit out.

“Meghan Fox?” Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself, “Ah, I understand! I also liked the scene of checking the engine while lying on the hood. If you rate it, it will be a full 10 points!”

“Is that so, Aru?” At the same time Kagura spoke, he stopped a car, kicked off the hood at the same time, took the same pose as Megan Fox, and pouted his butt. “a bit?”

Looking at the passers-by and the driver who were shivering with fright, Jiang Cheng and Xinba were full of black lines.

“Ten points, it’s just destructive power.” Xin Bazhu replied.

“Ahaha.” Jiang Cheng snorted and didn’t answer.

“In that case, is Jiang Chengsang’s favorite type of Megan Fox’s type?” Xin Baha finally brought the topic back.

“No, the type I like is the type of Wang Zuxian who plays Xiao Qian in the Hong Kong movie A Chinese Ghost Story.” Jiang Cheng replied seriously.

“The distance is from one end of the earth to the other, and I don’t know how to complain…” With a sigh, Xin Ba Hao had to follow Jiang Cheng’s words, “Wang Zuxian in a Chinese Ghost Story is indeed beautiful. Like words~”

Jiang Cheng was excited when he heard it, “Yeah! Especially that little bit of playfulness and sexiness in the pure and innocent, it’s simply unstoppable! Especially the scene in the barrel, the wet body [beep– ], is simply impressive…”

“Hey, I seem to have said some terrible things again. It has nothing to do with your first half of the sentence! I just like it because I’m wet!” Xin Ba Hao didn’t know how to complain, “Hey, forget it. , I don’t want to complain anymore.”

“Speaking of which, there is really little work recently. It seems that this summer is very hot, and no one wants to go out.” Xinba said with a sigh.

“Going out for a walk, in fact, work is everywhere. If you don’t believe me, look…” Jiang Cheng pointed to the [Urgent!

Recruit Mage!

] said the paper.

“This is…” Xin Baha said and walked over, looking at the piece of paper carefully, “This is posted by the Zhenxuan team! And the commission is very high!”

“Look, isn’t this kind of job very suitable for you? It must be a job like removing spirits. You can earn a lot of commissions by changing your clothes and fooling around. No one else can see it anyway.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand. Say it casually.

“As long as this can be done, I can get a big air conditioner this summer!” Xin Baha said excitedly, and at the same time looked at Yin Shi, who was following behind everyone with a lifeless expression, and shouted, “Yin Sang! Work! High commission effortless work!”

“Really?!” Yin Shi was instantly resurrected on the spot and ran over at a sprint speed of 100 meters, “Where?! Where! I just paid all the money on my body and the jump I just bought. Got the ramen money!”

“Look, it’s here!” Shin Baha tore off the notice posted on the telephone pole and handed it to Gintoki.

“Mmmm, Soga Soga, this kind of work is just tailor-made for the current Master’s House.” Yin Shi finished his disguise. The bandage wrapped around his entire head, leaving only two eyes.

Kagura got a hat from somewhere and put it on his head, and at the same time grabbed the sunglasses of the fortune-teller from a side pass.

It’s even easier for Xin Ba Haw to wrap his entire head in a white cloth and change a pair of toy glasses.

“Hey, over there…” Jiang Cheng pointed to Yamazaki, who was posting signs not far away, and reminded softly, “Look here! Look here!”

“You also change my outfit!” Yin Shi whispered, at the same time Xin Ba Haw and Kagura knew that Jiang Chengcheng was a transformation.

“Hey! Why do you want me to participate in your work! I have to go home and play games!” Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the face of the crowded and powerful trio, Jiang Cheng did not have the slightest resistance.

After putting on Jiang Cheng’s clothes of an old fortune teller, Yin Shi looked at Yamazaki who was running over and cleared his throat, “Ahem, little brother over there, I see a haze between your brows. But it’s not very accurate, you come closer.”

“Hey, really?! Can you really see it?!” Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.

However, after taking a careful look at Yin Shi, he sighed and shook his head. At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, said in a low voice, “This situation seems to be very difficult.”

Jiang Cheng didn’t react yet, and didn’t say a word for a long time.

“Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that you can’t even say a word?!” Yamazaki was obviously frightened, and then bowed, “Masters please save us!”

“This…” Yin Shi paused, as if he was a little embarrassed, “It seems that you have provoked something very serious. Even if we take action, although we can destroy it 100%, our Taoism will at least be lost. More than half of…”

“There is absolutely no problem with remuneration!” Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, “This is just a deposit! There will definitely be a generous remuneration in the bureau afterwards!”

“It’s not a question of remuneration, it’s just… hey, it doesn’t matter, it’s fate to meet, and we will go with you to subdue demons and eliminate demons.” Yin Shi calmly took out all the ten thousand yuan bills in Yamazaki’s wallet and put them in himself in his arms, said at the same time.

“Really?! Thank you so much! I, Yamazaki Retirement Association, will use my life to thank you all!” Yamazaki said with tears on his face…

Looking at Gintoki and Yamazaki walking in front, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of a good idea, secretly smirked, and said softly to Kagura and Shinpachi, “Hey, you two, do you want to know about Gintoki? weakness?”

…

At the same time, within the true selection group.

“It’s really appalling, hey, how many are these?” Fourteen looked at the members of the True Selection Team who were constantly being carried in, and his face was also a little ugly.

“Well, it’s already the eighteenth person.” Sogo replied, “More than half of the members have been brought down. At this point, even I’m a little hairy.”

“What a joke, the world-famous Zhenxuan group was actually brought down by ghosts. This shameful thing must not be leaked. It’s too shameless.”

“Fourteen, don’t confuse me, I was brought down by mayonnaise!” Kondo said.

“You’re really superfluous.” Shishi replied without looking back.

The incident started last night. Last night, the members of the Shinsengumi gathered together with flashlights to tell supernatural stories. A member of the Shinsengumi, named Inayama, told a strange story about a woman in a red kimono. When he was excited, Shi Shi appeared behind the crowd with fried noodles and shouted, “There’s not enough mayonnaise!”

It was true that it scared a group of people, especially Kondo, who rolled his eyes in fright and fainted while foaming.

Then the time came to this morning. When it was time to go out to the gym, I found that half of the people didn’t go out. The fourteenth was about to get angry, but suddenly received a report from his subordinates, saying that those who didn’t come out to go out to the gym were all in drowsiness and still Saying this nonsense from time to time, it seems a little painful…

“Among everyone’s nonsense, there is a woman in a red kimono.” Sogo sat at the table and analyzed, “Is it the weird story that Inayama said?”

“Stupid! I don’t believe in ghosts and the like!” Fourteen retorted without hesitation.

“If you despise the spirit too much, you will be punished, Fourteen.” Kondo sat at the door and said, “This mansion is cursed, and it must be entangled by a terrible spirit.”

“What is it, it’s stupid.” Shi Shiyi looked disapproving, but then remembered that he saw something on the roof at night, “Ah, it’s not…”

But at this time, Yamazaki’s voice sounded, “Director, I brought you here.”

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