Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 48

[Chapter 45: [Perseverance] and [Momentum] don’t work everywhere!]

“Hey?! Why?! Why does it have to be called Yamazaki! And why does it have to be virginity! Why are there such specific conditions! And why can you see virginity?!” Yamazaki shouted.

“Shut up, Yamazaki, it’s just a virginity. Readers who take up so many words will be angry. It’s just a virginity.” Zongwu said.

“Hey?! Why do you say it twice!…Wow!”

As soon as Yamazaki’s words came out, he was punched in the stomach by Gintoki, and instantly fell to the ground and rolled his eyes.

“Now that the spirit is attached!” Yinshi explained loudly, “Then we just need to eliminate Yamazaki and the spirit together…you can beat them.”

“Bridge… Bridge bean sack,” Fourteen, who was sitting with his head down, spoke at this moment, “That… Is there a way to not destroy the spirit of the chick…”

Looking at Shi Shi who raised his head earnestly, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help being a little deceived for a while, but he still said nonsense: “It’s not that there is no… But, we have exhausted our spiritual power just now.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng moved towards Yin Shi San. The man winked.

The three of them understood, fell to the ground and started twitching, spitting out a red unknown liquid.

Even Jiang Cheng is the same.

“What’s wrong! Master!” Kondo said quickly.

“Just now…I said that the spirit is too powerful…” Jiang Cheng got up and rubbed his chest, raised his head and pretended to be weak, but secretly laughed wickedly, and thought to himself [Sure enough just now The Fanta I bought came in handy!

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“How… to do this for us!” Kondo’s snot and tears welled up together.

“Then…then let me do it!” Fourteen stood up and said at the same time.

“You…you’re just an ordinary human being!” Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

“It’s all… it’s all my fault, so… this sin should all be borne by me!” Fourteen’s face was a little gloomy.

“Hmph, not bad,” Jiang Cheng said with a snort, “Then…”

…

dusk.

“Finally completed, please go to heaven.” Fourteen said to the countless small graves erected by himself in the yard.

An empty bottle of mayonnaise is buried in every small grave, and there are small tombstones erected one by one, densely written with words: 【Jiichiro】, 【Ji Erlang】, 【Ji Sanlang】, 【 Ji Shiro], [Ji Goro]… and three incense sticks are lit in front of each small grave…

“Hey, aren’t we going too far?” Xinba asked in a low voice, “Will Tufang-san dare not eat mayonnaise in the future!”

“What are you talking about, Ba Ha. We are helping others,” Yin Shi replied casually. “It’s good for his body to quit mayonnaise, and we can be considered to be doing good deeds. Do you think so? Kagura?”

When Ginshi turned his head, he saw that Kagura had run to those graves without knowing when, and kept saying “I’m sorry!

】【Never eat egg rice bowl again】and so on.

“Hey! We also have a fool here to believe it!” Xin Bazhu was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Shi Shi came over and asked Jiang Cheng, “Is that… is this enough?”

“Ah?” Jiang Cheng was discussing some unknown things with Zongwu just now, and he didn’t notice that Fourteen came over, so he couldn’t help but feel a little stunned for a while, “Ah! It’s alright! Your mood is important! The mood of those little chickens! The mood of wanting them to ascend to heaven! Don’t worry! If your mood is serious, then whether it’s spiritual or something else, you can definitely feel it!”

“Are you in the mood?” Fourteen spit out a smoke ring and slowly turned his head to look at the sunset in the distance. His eyes were as complicated as they were.

Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha, who were watching from the side, all laughed in secret.

“That… what should I do with the spirit of the woman in red?” Kondo said at this time.

“The most troublesome thing has already been solved. You guys of that level can just use [persistence] [momentum] to deal with it.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

“Hey! [Perseverance] [Momentum] Can’t do it! No matter how you think about it, it can’t be done! You can’t cope with that kind of thing!” Kondo shouted.

“Huh? Could it be that you are afraid?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo and said, “As the world-renowned director of the Shinsengumi team, he is afraid of the spirit of a woman in red? Are you still a samurai?!”

“That’s right, we are warriors,” Fourteen said, turning back. “Samurai shouldn’t be afraid of that ethereal thing, Master, I understand.”

“Ruzi can be taught,” Jiang Cheng’s face rose slightly, revealing a relieved expression.

“That…” Kondo whispered next to Shi Shi’s ear, ” Shi Shi, can you accompany me to the toilet… It’s been almost a day…”

However, Jiang Cheng and several others also heard…

Fourteen just wanted to reprimand, when Kagura came over and said with a wicked smile, “It’s so pitiful, do you want me to accompany you to the toilet?”

“How dare you fool the samurai!” Kondo became anxious when he heard this, but his attitude turned 180 degrees, “Then please accompany me to the toilet door!”

“You actually really asked her!” Fourteen was very angry.

“There’s no way, it’s really been too long…” Kondo turned his head and said innocently.

“Come on, let’s go.” With that, Kagura led Kondo to the toilet.

Looking at Kondo’s back, Shi Shi had a black line on his face, “Please keep this matter a secret!” Shi Shi said to Jiang Cheng.

“Don’t worry, I see this situation a lot.” Jiang Cheng said cheekily, “We won’t tell this kind of thing.”

“Does it really matter? It seems to be quite serious,” Xin Baha said, squeezing his throat. “Although we don’t care about that level of spirituality, but ordinary people like you…”

“Who do you underestimate?” Shi Shi said disdainfully, “If the other party is regarded as a 3D projection, there is no need to be afraid at all, after all, there is no entity.”

“Hey? Tufang-sang, did you really see the woman in red?” Zongwu asked.

“I can’t tell, but…” Shi Shi recalled last night’s scene, “At that time, it seemed that I really saw something that I couldn’t tell.”

“That’s the attitude! It doesn’t matter what kind of thing!” Jiang Cheng nodded.

But at this moment, everyone suddenly heard a scream, it was Kondo…

Everyone reacted and rushed to the toilet quickly.

“What happened?” Fourteen rushed into the toilet first and asked.

“Maybe Aru was pulled by the zipper.” Kagura replied.

“What a joke!” Fourteen said and kicked the door open, only to see Kondo’s head shoved into the toilet, and the whole person was completely frightened and fainted…

Looking at Kondo who was lying on the tatami and kept saying things like “a woman in a red kimono”, everyone didn’t know what to say.

“This situation…” Shi Shi was stunned by Jiang Cheng’s fascinated manipulation as soon as he spoke.

I saw Jiang Cheng help Kondo up and go down with a knife, Kondo stopped whispering.

“What are you doing?! Soul Dan!”

“Don’t worry, just sleep in this situation.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “Then, I’ll go to the toilet.” After that, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked towards the door.

Kagura: “I want too.”

Xinba Haw: “I want too.”

General Wu: “Then, I want too.”

After that, the four of them walked out one after another.

Only Shizuo and Gintoki who haven’t reacted yet…

After going out, Jiang Cheng and the four did not go to the toilet, but followed Zong Wu to a utility room.

“Take off the disguise, Mr. Zongwu is your own.” Jiang Cheng said and took off the disguise on his body.

“Hey?! Hey~?!” Xin Bazhu was a little unbelievable, pointing at Zongwu for a long time, unable to speak, “Okita-san also… When did you guys get together!”

“Hmph, communication between men can sometimes be done with just one look.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

However, Xin Baha saw the dangerous aura on Jiang Cheng and Zongwu’s faces, and couldn’t help but spit out: “No, it’s natural S can make eye contact!”

“But then again, Kagura-chan, you’ve gone too far. You scared the gorillas so much that I almost couldn’t come back. UUkanshu www.sonicmtl.com” Jiang Cheng complained, but Then he looked at Zongwu, “Zongwu-kun, are you ready for what you have prepared?”

“Don’t worry, boss, it was prepared exactly as you asked.” Sogou took out several sets of red kimonos, wigs and flashlights from behind.

“Hey~ have you prepared something like this?” Xin Baha didn’t know what to say.

The three of them gathered around the red kimonos and began to discuss the plan with the wigs, but they didn’t notice the sentence Kagura said behind them [The orangutan is not what I did Aru!

】…

“Then, the plan is [Heartbeat! A night of horror with silver hair with natural curls and V-shaped bangs!]” Jiang Cheng said to the three people who had already changed their clothes.

“Hey, are we going too far?” Shinpachi tugged at his red kimono and couldn’t help swallowing.

“What are you talking about? Xin Ba Ha? That silver hair with natural curly hair that doesn’t even get paid, this is punishment!” Jiang Cheng said while arranging his wig.

“I can’t believe that Tufang-sang is afraid of such a thing. Now the position of the deputy chief may really belong to me!” Zongwu turned on the flashlight with a gloomy smile on his face.

“Then, turn off the switch first.” Jiang Cheng said with a finger.

…

On the other side, Shi Shi and Yin Shi, who were sitting in the room, were a little impatient when they saw that everyone had not come back for a long time.

“Hey, why haven’t those four come back yet?” Shi Shi couldn’t help muttering.

“Maybe it’s a big one.” Gintoki replied casually while flipping through the jump he didn’t know where to find it.

But the next moment, the lights in the room suddenly went out, and then, the two heard a scream in unison, and it was the four Jiang Cheng who had just left…