Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 45

[Chapter 42: I really can’t think of a title and that’s it!]

“Qingta, Qingta, it doesn’t matter!”

Xin Baha has brought Harita to the shore, but Harita’s condition is not very good.

“No…it’s okay…” Qingta stood up and replied dizzily.

“Then, let’s do it again,” Jiang Cheng said and lifted Qingtai up again, “I estimate that after a hundred more times, you can learn to swim. Come on, Qingta!”

“Hey! Enough! At least add a swimming ring to Qingtai-kun!”

…

“Sure enough, it’s a kid,” Jiang Cheng sighed, looking at Qingta and Yinshi who were swimming with swimming rings in the sea, and muttered disdainfully, “How can that kind of thing be possible for people to learn to swim? I’ll turn into a man with naturally curly silver hair.”

“Jiang Chengsang, that alien monster is no longer in this sea, right?” Xin Ba Hao yawned beside him.

“Exactly, I hate eating seafood the most…” Jiang Cheng replied while lying under his umbrella.

“No, no,” Hasegawa came over at this time, “that guy must be in this sea, I can feel it!… The alien monsters are waiting to confront us, waiting for the decisive battle between men! … The excitement when there is no way out! And the feelings of men! … The alien monsters must be waiting for the arrival of that tense battle, hiding their entities and not showing their faces! Can you understand this feeling?”

After speaking, Hasegawa finally raised his head, but at this moment, he saw that Shinbaha jumped into the sea at some point.

Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, had already fallen asleep.

Next to him are Kagura and A Miao who are holding umbrellas.

“Miss, can you understand how I feel?”

“Well, I can.” A Miao replied, and once again took out a lunch box, opened it and handed it to Hasegawa, “If you don’t mind, would you like one? It was made this morning, egg roast.”

Looking at the indescribable object exuding a dark aura in the lunch box, Hasegawa swallowed, “Uh…that…”

“If you are hungry, you can’t fight.” A Miao replied.

Hasegawa looked at A Miao’s clear eyes and could only pick up a piece and put it in his mouth, but after chewing a few mouthfuls, Hasegawa’s face, no, it should be said that the complexion turned green, the green and gray one. kind……

“Would you like another one if you don’t dislike it?” A Miao handed over her lunch box again.

“Uh, no, I’m already full…” Hasegawa hurriedly refused, pretending to be full, and looking at Kagura, “Little girl, can you understand… my mood. …”

“It’s great, everyone can swim.” Kagura said, looking at Harita and Shinhachi who were playing in the sea, and Gintoki lying on the swimming ring.

“That’s right, little girl, you’re afraid of the sun, so you can’t take a bath in the sea,” Hasegawa then understood, and looked into the sea, “But it’s actually safer not to go into the water, maybe the alien monsters will jump in a while. Come out, it doesn’t matter if those people…”

“It doesn’t matter, these people who don’t listen to people will die…”

Hasegawa had just finished speaking when he saw Kagura walking towards him holding a spherical stone with a diameter that exceeded the height of an adult.

“It’s great, everyone can swim…” Kagura raised the stone and looked at the sea.

“Little girl? What are you planning to do?” Hasegawa said quickly, “Besides, where did you find such a big thing?”

“Looking at other people’s happiness, it’s better to destroy them all.” Kagura said solemnly.

“Everyone, run, here’s a crazy girl! This kid is absolutely crazy!” Hasegawa just finished shouting when he saw a shark fin-like thing appearing behind the uncle who was used as a bait, and it was getting closer.

“Hey, everyone, run! We’re attacking from both sides!” Hasegawa hurriedly shouted.

But the distance is a little far, and the people playing in the sea can’t hear it at all.

“Little girl, you wait first!” Hasegawa shouted to Kagura beside him.

“Oh.” Kagura said and put down the big stone, but what he didn’t notice was that it just hit Jiang Cheng next to him.

“Hey! Little brother! Little brother, are you alright!” Hasegawa looked at Jiang Cheng, who had already vomited blood, and asked quickly.

“Well…it’s not a big problem,” Jiang Cheng said while holding up a big rock and stood up, “Kagura-chan, beach volleyball is not like this.”

Jiang Cheng held the stone in one hand and wiped the blood from his mouth with the other.

“See it clearly! That’s how real beach volleyball is supposed to be played!” Jiang Cheng threw the big stone out, the direction was exactly where Yin Shi was, and Jiang Cheng was still shouting, “Yin Shi~ Pick up the volleyball~”

Yin Shi finally woke up, looking at the stone that was getting closer and closer to him and didn’t know what to say. At the same time, Yin Shi also heard the scream of the fried noodle boss coming from behind him. At this moment, Yin Shi turned around. , At this time, I finally found a huge alien monster that looks like a shark, but it is much bigger…

“It’s really a double-sided attack!” Yin Shi muttered.

At the same time, the stones fell into the sea, and after the huge splash, the sea calmed down again.

…

“It’s all your fault! Little brother!” Hasegawa, who was on the side, saw that the situation was bad.

“Yeah, I didn’t expect there to be alien monsters.” Jiang Cheng was surprised, but he still waved his hand, “Don’t worry, I will hold a funeral for them at the same time.”

“Is this the time to say this?!” Yue Yong rushed over, dragged Jiang Cheng and threw Jiang Cheng into the sea.

Seeing this scene, A Miao pondered for a moment, and at the same time threw Hasegawa into the sea.

“Hey! Why!…” Hasegawa shouted from the sky, “Why even me…”

“Only you two men are left! Men have to take responsibility at this time!” Yueyong shouted from the shore.

“That’s right.” A Miao agreed.

“Pfft…” Jiang Cheng raised his head from the sea and spit out a mouthful of seawater, “The smell of salty and fishy…it’s really annoying…” Jiang Cheng retched a few times as he spoke.

At the same time, on the sea beside him, Hasegawa also raised his head, “It seems that this is not the time to say this! Look behind us! Behind us!” Hasegawa shouted.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai slowly turned his head and saw the alien monster who was grinning at him…

“You… hello.” Jiang Cheng smiled reluctantly, and the next moment he turned around and swam frantically toward the shore.

“Hey! Little brother! Wait for me!” Hasegawa shouted from behind, “Aren’t you here to save people?!”

“I will cry for ten more minutes at the funeral, let them rest assured!” Jiang Cheng shouted without looking back, “And I really hate the smell of the sea!”

“Go back for me, Soul Dan!” Yue Yong shouted and jumped down, hitting Jiang Cheng’s head with his kick.

“What are you doing!” Jiang Cheng yelled, covering the wound on his head.

Then the two of them pinched again in the sea, but just as they were on top of each other, a huge shadow appeared on Jiang Cheng’s head.

Jiang Cheng and Yueyong turned their heads at the same time, and saw eyes bigger than a human head staring at them…

“You… hello…” Jiang Cheng said and turned to swim to the shore again.

“Hey! Leave the woman behind and run away! Are you still a man?!” Yueyong chased after him, shouting while chasing.

“Hey, you two don’t have to run…” Hasegawa’s voice sounded from behind.

“Hey, there seems to be a voice.” Yueyong said,

“Don’t look back! Going back will definitely be eaten! Do you know the story of the ghost? It must be like this now!” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

“You two, it’s really okay!” Hasegawa’s voice sounded again.

“Would you like to look back?” Yue Yong suggested.

“Don’t watch it! It’s just the sound of death! It’s on the same level as the mermaid’s singing!” Jiang Cheng replied, and at the same time shouted without looking back, “madao! Don’t worry, I’ll make one for you. A grand funeral!”

“Can you listen to people! How big is your brain hole!” Yin Shi’s voice sounded.

“Even Yinshi…” Jiang Cheng wiped the corners of his eyes a little unbearably, and at the same time shouted without turning his head, “Yinshi! Your funeral item is a year’s worth of strawberry milk, don’t worry!”

But that’s the end of it. The next moment, Xin Bazhu was thrown over by Yin Shi, and it just hit Jiang Cheng’s head.

At this time, Yueyong turned around and found that everyone was lying on the back of the alien monster without incident…

…

Jiang Cheng sat on the beach, looked at the people who were having fun playing with alien monsters in the distance, pouted and lay down again.

“Although he looks like that, that guy is not bad.” Hasegawa said aside, “That guy must just want to play with us… I understand, because the guys who live in the sea are not bad. Because the sea can wash All evil…”

But Jiang Cheng was already asleep…