Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 44

[Chapter 41: A Miao: The real name of this work is Miao Hun, remember it for me!]

“Hey, haven’t you stopped the car yet? I’m really dying…” At this time, Yin Shi slowly turned his head and said, but Jiang Cheng was nowhere to be seen.

Yin Shi looked into the distance, and then saw the familiar car, Yin Shi got up in an instant and rushed over at a sprint speed of 100 meters, “What a joke!”

“Master driver, give them a speed that they can’t catch up with and can’t get rid of, and let them run to the beach.” Jiang Cheng glanced behind and said at the same time.

And also poured himself a glass of ice.

…

“Yeah, it really doesn’t work, I feel like I’m going to die…” Yin Shi was really bad for a person lying on the beach, “I feel like I ran at least 100 kilometers rounded up…”

“Hey, at most one kilometer, your rounding is too much!” Jiang Cheng roared.

At this time, Yueyong and the others also walked towards Jiang Cheng.

“It looks like there are really monsters, ah, I’m really excited just thinking about it.” Qingta’s face was full of excitement, but Xin Ba Haw on the side was not so excited.

“Yin Sang, the high reward and so on, they are all lies.” Xin Ba Hao said to Yin Shi hesitantly.

Then everyone heard a broken sound.

“This is the crit Aru in RPGgame, remember it clearly.” Kagura extended a finger and explained to Harita who was beside him.

“Actually, the uncle who bought fried noodles over there was joking. That uncle didn’t expect anyone to come…” Xin Baha said again.

“Huh?” Yin Shi stood up, but his head was still lowered, and he slowly walked to the fried noodle stall not far away, but everyone could feel the inexplicable arrogance burning on him.

Jiang Cheng also followed.

“Hey, why are you making such a joke?” Yin Shi lowered his head and said, then raised his head, “A creature like a man, even when joking, has to bet his life! What he said to himself! One party is responsible to the end!”

The boss with yellow hair and dark glasses couldn’t help swallowing his saliva. He smiled and said, “That…that little girl has already eaten 30 servings of fried noodles. This is sea cucumber fried noodles! It’s very expensive!”

“Ah, really.” Jiang Cheng squatted down and sniffed the fried noodles on the iron plate, “It really smells like the sea, it stinks to death.”

Yin Shi finally couldn’t help it, raised his hand and pressed the shop owner’s head on the iron plate, and the iron plate made a sound of [Zizzizi] instantly.

“Wait, calm down!” the shop owner said quickly, “I don’t have any money! But I’ll give you something of the same value!”

“Oh, let’s take a look first.”

…

On the beach, Jiang Cheng stuck his umbrella on the ground, and lay still under the umbrella.

There is also a big umbrella on the side, and below that are a group of women and children (Sun Wheel, Yueyong, Kagura, A Miao, and Harita.)

Sadahalu on the side was digging a hole in the sand, and it seemed that he could dig through the earth before the novel was finished.

On the side, Gintoki, Shinhachi, and Hasegawa were wearing the so-called collector’s edition t-shirt (white t-shirt that said beach [beach] samurai) that the shop owner just took out, sitting side by side on the beach without saying a word.

“This sympathy is really good, Yinsang.” Shin Baha said with his head lowered.

“Yeah, if my mother accidentally wears this thing during adolescence, it might cause domestic violence!” Yin Shi lowered his head and replied.

“That t-shirt, but it’s a rare item that only the employees in my store can wear!” The chow mein boss who was tied to the side shouted, “Put on that dress, you are all too. The pride of the sea is gone! So, let me go! The pride of the sea will not do such a thing!” The shop owner shouted while the carp was on the ground.

But the three people on the side didn’t seem to hear it at all.

“Silver,

What should I do next?

‘ Xin Baha asked in a low voice.

“this……”

Ginshi was about to speak when Hasegawa interrupted, “That’s the only way to do it.”

“What are you doing?” Yin Shi replied.

“On an empty beach, there is a monster, three beach warriors, we don’t protect the sea, who else can protect it?” Hasegawa looked at the sea and sighed, “How do you recover when you encounter something depressing? Mood? Human beings can be roughly divided into two types according to the method of reinvigorating.”

Saying that, Hasegawa let out a breath of smoke, “One is to look at something humbler than yourself and look for the bottom to find self-comfort. The other is to look at something greater than yourself and kick it awake. I have no tolerance, I belong to the latter. In the past, when I encountered unhappy things, I would always go to the beach. In order to see my insignificance, by the way, my wife Xiaochu and I also met at the beach, understand? The sea is my textbook and my teacher.”

Having said that, Hasegawa stood up and continued facing the sea: “No matter who you are, there will be one or two things that you hold in your heart. Even if you keep changing jobs, my heart will always be here. The so-called work is just To make a living for such a self is definitely not a matter of worshipping gold and defeating vulgarity! This is my vocation! Do you understand? The two of you…”

It was Hasegawa who turned his head, but it was only at this time that he realized that Yinshi and Xin Baha had already run under Jiang Cheng’s umbrella, and the three were fighting for the shadow under Jiang Cheng’s umbrella.

“Hey! Do you have to squeeze the big umbrella next to me?! You two are weak!” Jiang Cheng pushed the two of them hard.

“Hey, did you listen to me?” Hasegawa shouted.

“Don’t worry, madao, readers must have seen it, we don’t care!” Yin Shi shouted while pushing Jiang Cheng.

“Well, thanks to you, I don’t know how many words the author of the street is stunned, and those who are secretly happy don’t know what to say. I originally wanted to end two chapters, but it seems that I have to write three chapters. The author is now I must be thanking your family.” Jiang Cheng also shouted.

“Yin Sang, Xin Jiang,” A Miao and Kagura came over at this time, “I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street. As long as I defeat that alien monster, I will get some reward.”

“Really, big sister?!” Shin Baha immediately stood up.

“Ok.”

“Then you should get your spirits up again!” Yin Shi also stood up and lifted Jiang Cheng up.

“Hey, it seems that I have nothing to do with me.” Jiang Cheng said, staring at Yin Shi.

“What are you talking about! All life evolved from the ocean! Your mother suffered, shouldn’t you, a son, come forward!” Ginto retorted.

“My mother is the sea with An Xing, not the sea of the earth.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.

“The reader basically won’t remember this kind of setting, don’t worry!” Yinshi replied.

“Hey! What kind of person do you take readers to be!” Xinba roared, smiling at the camera, “I’m sorry readers, there is something wrong with this naturally curly silver hair head.”

“It’s such a big lens, you take it all by yourself, what do you want to do?!” Yin Shi said unhappily, “It’s just a pair of glasses for complaining! It’s just glasses for complaining!”

“Go away! You two! The camera is mine! I’m the protagonist!” Jiang Cheng kicked the two out of the camera.

“Exactly! Then let’s have a showdown! Decide who is the protagonist of this novel!” Yin Shi got up and said with a chuckle.

“Compete! Who is afraid of you!” Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

“Hey, that’s enough for you all!” In an instant, A Miao pulled out a box out of nowhere, and threw three pieces of indescribable dark matter exuding black aura, hitting Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin at the same time. Eight chirps.

The three instantly fell to the ground and played gg…

“Actually, the full name of this novel is “Maybe this fake Gintama, the real name is Miaohun!” A Miao said with a smile to the camera.

Street Fighter: Hey!

Don’t tamper with the name of the work casually!

A Miao: “Huh? Do you have any comments?”

Street Fighter: Private Marseille!

Voice-over: Sure enough, the wicked need the wicked to grind.

A Miao: “What did you say?”

Voiceover: Private Marseille!

“Now is not the time to talk about this, okay!” Shin Baha stood up and shouted.

…

“I said, how did UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com become like this?!”

The owner of fried noodles was tied to a cross and stuck in the sea as bait…

“Uncle, did I do something bad?! Uncle, I’m just cooking noodles! Let go of uncle, my feet are soaking!” The owner of the fried noodles shouted loudly.

But it didn’t have any effect, and everyone on the beach had no idea of saving people.

“Qingta, that’s not right, you need to apply it evenly.” Yueyong, who was wearing a swimsuit, poured a whole bucket of lubricating oil on Qingta’s body.

“Did you really bring lube?! What kind of posture do you want him to learn! This is not that kind of shop!” Jiang Cheng said madly, then looked at the smiling Sun Wheel, “You mother Don’t you care?!”

“Is it just smearing [beep-] there?” Yueyong murmured.

“It’s just swimming! You don’t need to paint anything!” Jiang Cheng roared, then sighed, “Qingta, come here, I’ll teach you to swim.”

“Really?!” Qingta said in surprise.

“Yeah.” After Jiang Cheng answered, he directly picked up Qingta, who was wearing shorts, “The density of seawater is much higher than that in a swimming pool, so it is easy to learn.” Make a projected pose, “Go! Harita!”

After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng threw Qingta into the sea.

“Hey! It’s going to kill people!” Xin Baha on the side was not well.

“What are you talking about, Mr. Xinbaha,” Jiang Cheng waved his hands indifferently, “that’s how boys learn to swim, right? I learned how to swim when I was a child by being thrown into the sea like this. What I learned by myself It is more reliable than what others teach.”

Looking at Harita who was struggling constantly, Shinbaha hurriedly jumped into the sea…