Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 43

[Chapter 40: Life is not like an RPG game that will let you level up slowly!]

“Hai? Have you finished watching the Gundam and Transformers series a hundred times?” Jiang Cheng said without turning back, his eyes still fixed on the computer screen.

“That kind of perverted mission can’t be accomplished!” Harita shouted.

“This is the child of today. As soon as summer arrives, they clamor to go to the beach. Just like when we were young, there was nothing in summer, no air conditioning, and we could only eat popsicles in a stuffy room with a red and white machine. Comics.” Jiang Cheng was still staring at the computer in front of him, holding the handle in his hand to operate continuously, “If you want to swim, it’s better to go to the swimming pool. If you have to go to the beach, the water in the sea is dirtier than the swimming pool.”

“It sounds like you didn’t lack anything in the summer when you were young! It’s just that there is no air conditioner!” After Qingta complained, she continued, “Mom and Sister Yueyong are ready, you are the only one missing.”

“Sorry, not interested at all.”

Yueyong walked in at this time, put Jiang Cheng down with one foot, and dragged Jiang Cheng away at the same time, “Let’s go, Qingta, the car is ready, remember to bring lubricating oil.”

“Hey! What lube do you bring to the beach! What do you want to teach children?! Just bring a telescope!” Jiang Cheng roared, and then said to the three people who were ready to go, “Trust me! The three of you Go read “” and “Unknown Flower Name” and you will never have the idea of going to the beach again! Absolutely believe me!”

“You’re the one! What do you want Qingta to see when you bring the binoculars?!” Yueyong replied, “Get ready to go soon!”

But Jiang Cheng didn’t seem to hear it, he secretly got up and was about to go back to his room, but Yueyong didn’t give Jiang Cheng a chance…

…

On a luxury stretched black sedan.

“Yeah, this is the first time I went to the beach after entering Yoshihara.” Hiron said with a smile, and then made a look of feeling, “The last time I saw the sea was before I entered Yoshihara. old age.”

“I’ve become an old woman now, and the powder on my face can’t cover the wrinkles…” Before Jiang Cheng could finish mumbling, he was hit again, and a Kuwu pinned Jiang Cheng’s head with precision, “Hey. Can you please stop tying me with kunai! Do you know how many kunai you will waste in a month! You can buy a lot of games with the money to make new kunai!”

“You bastard otaku! You only know how to play games in your room every day! Are you qualified to say such a thing!” Yueyong countered, “Also, half of Fengxian’s treasure trove was given away by you, right? Send it out on your own initiative!”

“Is it my fault? Is it all my fault? Did that guy blame me for taking it away?” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Besides, when I saw an old classmate who didn’t get along well at the class reunion, Isn’t it normal to want to help out unconsciously?”

Hearing this, Yueyong couldn’t help but snorted and continued, “Jinsuke Takasugi, the most dangerous and radical fighter against foreigners, who can be called an old classmate who didn’t get along well?!”

“Haha,” Jiang Cheng continued, scratching the back of his head, “Actually, I didn’t know that Gao Zai had done such a dangerous thing. I thought it was just because he didn’t do well in a certain company.”

“And Katsura Kotaro, known as the mad boy, I’m getting more and more curious about what happened when you guys got together before.” Yueyong muttered disdainfully.

“The author didn’t write…” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

“Is that so…”

“Speaking of which, Yinsang is also Jiang Cheng’s former friend,” Qingtai said aloud when she saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff.

“Forget it,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, but when he was about to say something, he found that the car had stopped, “What happened? Why did it stop? Is it there yet?” Jiang Cheng shouted towards the cab.

“I’m really sorry, my lord,” the driver replied. “There seems to be a car accident ahead. We need to wait a bit.”

listen,

Jiang Cheng rolled down the car window and looked not far to the side, where he saw a few familiar people…

…

“This car is really bad,” Yin Shi muttered disdainfully as he looked at the scrapped car in front of him, “At least one such car must be stopped next time.” Yin Shi finished and pointed to the extension not far behind. Edition limousine.

“That is to say, you can’t put a cassette, it’s really soulless Aru.” Kagura answered, pointing to the limousine behind him and said, “If that kind of car can put a cassette, Aru.”

“Kagura-chan, that kind of high-end car definitely doesn’t have the function of a cassette player.” Shin Baha couldn’t help but reminded.

“That’s impossible, even if you hit the three of you to death, it might just be the driver who got down and threw a few coins and raised it.” A Miao said with a smile.

“Hey! Is your brother’s life worth a few coins?! Am I your own brother?!” Xin Ba Hao was not happy when he heard it, and immediately retorted.

“Soda, at least give Zhang Qianyuan banknotes!” Hasegawa said at the same time.

“Are you satisfied with a thousand yuan?! How worthless is your life!” Xin Baha roared.

“Hey! Is my life worth a few coins?! Stop joking! I… ah?” Yin Shi retorted at the same time, and looked at the car at the same time. Poke out a familiar head…

…

“Yo, are you hiking with your family? It’s not your fault.” Jiang Cheng extended his head to greet him skillfully.

“Hey, you bastard, open the door quickly!” Yin Shi pulled the door hard, but the door didn’t move, because Jiang Cheng was pulling the door hard inside.

“Hey, when did you guys get in the car!” Yin Shi looked at A Miao, Xin Baha and Kagura who had entered the car at an unknown time, and the whole person was not well.

“Sorry, this car only carries ladies and minors, you don’t meet the requirements, goodbye, Yinshi…” Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but before he could finish, Yueyong kicked him out of the window.

Jiang Cheng, who landed on the ground first, looked at the starting car with a dazed expression and slowly left…

“Hey! Why did you leave me too!” Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

“Ah, didn’t you mean that you only carry minors and ladies?” Yueyong replied earnestly, and rolled up the window at the same time, “Master, hurry up.”

…

“Why!” The hot sun made Jiang Cheng feel bad, “Why should I walk with you!”

“The mind is suddenly more balanced.”

“Balance your uncle! How far does this situation have to go to get to the beach!”

“Brother, are you going to the beach too?” Hasegawa said.

“Ah, Qingtai said she wanted to go to the beach, and then she was tied up.” After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he could only reluctantly follow the two and one dog.

“Didn’t you read the newspaper?” Hasegawa said, and took out the sweat-soaked newspaper from his arms. “Here, it is said that a huge monster appeared by the sea, so there are no guests.”

Jiang Cheng was instantly stunned, “Then… that means there is no Miss Bikini anymore? Then what’s the point of my coming to the beach?! It doesn’t make any sense at all!” Jiang Cheng said while locking Yin Shi’s neck.

“Hey, I’m almost strangled by you!”

“Don’t worry, I’m going to take a taxi back!” Jiang Cheng stopped a car while talking, but at this time Jiang Cheng realized that the wallet in his pocket was missing. Jiang Cheng didn’t seem to bring his wallet when he remembered it…

…

“So, you came to the beach to defeat monsters?” Qingtai asked excitedly, “It’s amazing! It’s like an RPGgame!”

“Well, it’s not what you think at all, it’s just that someone offered a huge bounty to that monster, so in order to supplement the family…” Speaking of this, Xin Ba Ha was a little embarrassed.

“Seaside! Monsters! Braves! Wow~!” Harita didn’t hear what Shinbaha said at all.

“I feel that Qingtai-kun seems to be a little obsessed with RPGgames since the last time…” Xinbaha smiled awkwardly and said.

“No, that’s not the reason.” Yueyong reminded.

“Ah? What’s the reason?” Shin Baha asked curiously.

“It’s all Jiang Cheng’s fault. He told me that RPGgame is not good all day long, forced me to play FPSgame, and said that there is no time in life for you to slowly upgrade, something like this…” Qingtai complained.

“Jiang Chengsang’s character…it’s really elusive…” Xinba said with a wry smile, “But that’s right, there’s really no time for you to level up slowly in real life. Various realities are always in succession, and Jiang Chengsang may want you to understand this.”

“Yeah, the beach is here.” A Miao looked out the window in surprise.

“Hey, is it so fast?” Xin Bazhu couldn’t believe it, looking at the sea outside the window a little bit hard.

Kagura, who was on the side, looked out of the window with great interest, and the degree of excitement was similar to that of Harita.

After everyone got to the beach, they got off the bus one after another, and the last one to get off was the sun wheel pushed by Yue Yong.

“Well, go and pick up that idiot.” Yueyong turned her head and said to the driver.

Hearing this sentence, Hiron couldn’t help but smile.

…

“Hey, how did the two of you stop the car?” Jiang Cheng couldn’t stand the heat any longer, and his whole body was about to get sick.

Gintoki and Hasegawa were already lying on the ground, and they didn’t want to move any further.

“First… Raise your hands and hold your head, then… inhale into your belly… Bend forward and pay attention to highlighting your cleavage…” Yin Shi said weakly, lying on the ground.

The more Jiang Cheng listened, the more wrong it became, until he heard the last sentence, “I have so much cleavage!”

“Finally…to the approaching car…” Yinshi said the last sentence slowly.

“This is a highway! It will kill people!” Jiang Cheng roared.

But just after shouting, Jiang Cheng felt that a car had stopped behind him. Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw the familiar car.

Then he quietly opened the car door and sat up.

As the car started, Gintoki was still lying on his stomach and didn’t notice…