Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 40

[Chapter 38 : After boys enter puberty, they wake up [standing] every morning!]

Shimura family…

“The thirty-fifth round, the loincloth masked asshole arrest battle~” After Ginshi finished speaking, the audience applauded and cheered.

At this time, a group of people were standing in front of Yinshi, including the Shimura brothers and sisters, Kagura, Jiang Cheng, and a group of people from the Shinsengumi.

“What is the thirty-fifth time…” Xin Ba Hao pouted while standing in the noisy crowd.

“Mr. Xin Baji, don’t worry, this is the last time for that bastard’s life.” Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji on the shoulder and said, but he was interrupted by Xin Baji before he could say anything.

“You’re not complaining about this at all!”

“Don’t worry, I will be very measured, I just want to invite that bastard to cross the bridge and have a good night’s sleep with a bowl of soup.” Jiang Cheng patted his chest and assured, “Maybe I can start a second life. , just like a divorced old woman who has a second spring. When I think of saving the lost lamb, I can’t help being moved.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but fakely wipe his tears.

Xin Ba Hao is no longer able to complain.

“Yeah, I didn’t expect Jiang Chengsang to think the same way.” A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled.

“Then next, is Kondo, the chairman of the trainee committee, to speak…” After Gintoki finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Kondo, who had just taken the stage.

“Our Zhenxuan Group exists to protect the peace of the city. The so-called peace is that people can live and work in peace and contentment, and only the happiness of each individual can make up the peace of the entire city!” Kondo said, his eyes unconsciously glanced at the people who were working with him. Jiang Cheng was talking and laughing, and A Miao suddenly blushed and continued, “So, Lord Xinba, it is also our mission to protect my sister’s panties!”

“Yeah, our director is really the best in the world for such superficial excuses.” Zongwu said.

“Hey~!” Kondo became anxious when he heard this, and immediately wanted to refute.

“I said, why did the real selection team come?” Xin Ba Hasheng asked reluctantly, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng and A Miao, who were blazing with unusual arrogance even though they were talking and laughing, ” These two have already begun to make the whole incident develop in a fraction of a second, plus the Shinsengumi…”

“It’s revenge, right, Tufang?” After Zongwu finished speaking, Xin Baji turned back to find Tufang who was sitting on the floor behind everyone.

However, it was only then that he discovered that Tufang, who was sitting on the ground, joined Jiang Cheng and A Miao in the discussion at some point.

The same smile was all over his face, but his body was also burning with inexplicable arrogance.

“Yeah, this plan is really good. I can’t help but get excited when I think of sending a bastard who made a big mistake to start a new second life.” Shi Shiyi said with a refreshing expression.

“I really didn’t expect that one day I would have the same idea as the vice president of the Shinsengumi. It’s really surprising.” Jiang Cheng replied with the same refreshing expression.

“Hey, the incredible three people have formed an incredible united front.” Xin Baha said with a dark face, but he immediately reacted, “Tufang-sang? Maybe even Tufang-sang received it…”

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zongwu, “Really, there is really a fool who donated a pair of trousers to our Tufang Sang.” After speaking, he took out a pair of white trousers from his arms. pants.

Ji Fang, who was talking with Jiang Cheng and A Miao, instantly fired a knife, and the sound of the blade cutting through the air rang a few times, and the panties in Zong Wu’s hand had already shattered into pieces.

“Beautiful swordsmanship!” Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding.

“Then, can that bastard’s lower body be in control of me?” Shi Shi turned his head again and said with a smile.

“Hey, didn’t you agree to chop it up and throw it into the sea to feed the sharks? You are too cunning, Tufang-kun.” Jiang Cheng complained.

“Hey, does it really matter? This is the situation?!” Shin Baha said with a black line on his face.

…

“Heartbeat! Women’s piles of loincloth masks arrest the big battle~” Gintoki once again stood in front of the stage and said,

Everyone applauded and cheered again.

“What is the pile of women?” Xin Ba Hao once again complained while standing in the noisy crowd.

“Then, let’s re-set our stance,” Gintoki finished, everyone was quiet, and then Gintoki continued: “This time, with the full support of Miss Shimura Miao, we will choose the decoy battle method.”

“Decoy?” Just as Xin Ba Haw was puzzled, he saw A Miao standing on the stage beside him, and reached out and took out a pair of sexy panties.

“I offer a fighting PanCi, and I’m talking about Mickey Rourke’s cat punch.”

As soon as A Miao finished speaking, Kondo from the audience wailed “Cat Pussy?!” and instantly his nose bleeds and he fell to the ground.

(PS: Rourke: translated as Mickey Rourke. American actor, who once came to Japan for boxing. He is called cats punch [cat boxing] for his ugly boxing skills; PS2: The pronunciation of boxing is the same as that of panties. similar)

“Wait for me, this is too scary, ordinary men can’t stand it! They will be scared away…” Gintoki said aside.

“Well…” A Miao thought for a moment, and then took out a pair of pink panties with a cat pattern printed on it. “What about this one? Name it: Shu’s head down.” (Ashu: Shu Taro, He used to be a sumo wrestler in Yokooka, but he became a boxer and lost many battles. He often fell face down like a dead man during the competition. If you are interested in Japanese sumo, you can read “Hanomaru Sumo”, which is ok. , It’s very warm-blooded, although the ending is a bit rushed.)

At this time, Kondo, who had just got up, took another blow and fell head-on, bleeding from his nose…

“No no, this is crazy…” Gintoki said again.

And Xin Ba Hae in the audience finally couldn’t help it, frowned slightly and said, “Sister, you take out so many pairs of trousers and dangle them around, and think about my little brother. I feel ashamed, better than being swayed by my family. It’s even more embarrassing to see them together.”

“Just like this, the young man can climb the adult ladder, Aru.” Kagura nodded with his arms folded beside him.

“You don’t sum it up easily there!”

“Well, calm down, Mr. Xinbaji.” Jiang Cheng persuaded him aloud, and at the same time he quietly stuffed a few experience coupons with pictures of villains into Xinbaji’s arms and attached them to Xinbaji. He whispered in his ear, “I didn’t give any of these pictures to anyone~ This is the real ladder to adulthood. Use it whenever you need it!”

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up again and looked straight ahead, but his hand secretly gave Xin Baha a thumbs up.

“That’s too early! He can’t stand such excitement at his age! Let me keep it for you!” Yinshi walked off the stage and said to himself, and took out the coupons in Xin Baji’s arms. Come out and put it in his arms.

“What are you doing! Yinshi, what do you mean by taking away the ladder from a young man to an adult!” Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

“Hey, I didn’t say anything from the beginning to the end, okay!” Xin Bazhu said with black lines all over his head.

“Too early! Before you learn to walk, you must learn to stand up!” Gintoki said righteously.

“You know shit! After boys enter puberty, they wake up [standing] every morning!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

The two were pinched again…

“Enough is enough!” Xin Ba Ha finally couldn’t bear it anymore.

But at this time, A Miao slashed horizontally with the long knife, and everyone fell to the ground to dodge.

“This lady is betting on her trousers and her life! You idiots have time to gossip, why don’t you arrest me quickly!”

“Hi!” ×n

“Eldest sister is so handsome, Aru!”

…

“Listen! That guy pays more attention to the quality of girls than the number of panties! His nature is a pervert! So he will definitely sneak in here again, we are waiting for an opportunity to attack.” Yin Shi still stood in front of everyone, but with The difference just now is that now everyone is standing outside, with the panties hanging on the hanger above Yin Shi’s head.

“This kind of wickedness of a girl’s innocence and a man’s pride is absolutely unforgivable! Cheer up! One-shot! One-hit kill! Blood stained his white shorts!” After Yin Shi finished speaking, everyone responded and raised their hands guy.

…

“This is?” Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, looking at the large package that Zongwu was carrying.

“I was wondering if I would encounter similar things, so I brought these from the warehouse in the city.” Zongwu said and put the big package down, and Jiang Cheng squatted down curiously to see Zongwu’s Unpacked.

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“What are these?” Xin Ba Ha also leaned over and asked.

“How do you say it…similar to landmines…” Sogo explained.

But just after finishing speaking here, Jiang Cheng had already walked away with a large pile, digging holes, setting mines, and burying the soil in one go.

“What is similar! This is a landmine at all!” Shinpachi shouted.

“It’s not easy to take it out secretly, it’s very strict over there.” Zongwu continued to talk to himself as if he didn’t hear it.

“Snakes have their way, and rats have their way.” Shi Shi said aside.

“Such an understatement!” Shinpachi shouted.

“As long as the yard is covered with mines, this kind of simple house can become a completely invincible and sturdy fortress.” Sogou stretched out a finger and said.

“Just keep it simple!” Xinba groaned, “Also, you’re breaking the law at all, okay! It’s the law enforcer breaking the law…”

“External is external, internal is internal.” Zongwu stood up and explained.

“Forget about your weird theory,” Xin Baha pointed to the package on the ground, “That’s a weapon! Do you think it’s a war?!”

“No!” Fourteen said while holding his hands, “The real name is [Mine Analogue].”

“Bullshit!”

As soon as Xin Ba Haw opened his mouth, he was interrupted by A Miao’s voice.

“Xinjiang, as you said, this is already a battlefield! If you think it’s a joke, just go home for me!” A Miao came over and said righteously.

“Sister,” Xin Baji pointed to the ground, “this is my home.”

“The battlefield is home? A good boy!” Fourteen praised.