Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 39

[Chapter 37: The perverted thief and the righteous thief are two completely different things!]

“What is it?!” Jiang Cheng was sitting in a restaurant while stuffing food into his mouth while shouting, “What the hell is that?!”

The matter has to start this morning. Originally, Jiang Cheng was very happy to get out of bed and ready to play his newly bought game, but when he woke up, he found that there was a lace hollow pant in front of his bed. Jiang Cheng was curious. I picked it up, but this scene was seen by Yueyong and Qingta who pushed in the door…

Thinking of Yueyong and Qingta’s scum-like eyes, no matter how Jiang Cheng explained that they both had those eyes, even walking on Yoshihara Street, Jiang Cheng felt that passers-by were looking at him with the same eyes…

“How could I be that kind of person!” Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted, startling the whole restaurant, then Jiang Cheng continued to sit down, venting his anger at the mountain-like food in front of him, Jiang Cheng also I didn’t notice the Master House trio and A Miao on the table next to them…

“That, what’s the matter with that?” Xin Bazhu asked Xiang Yinshi, looking at Jiang Cheng on the table next to him with a black line on his face.

“Who knows?” Yin Shi was still eating his own parfait.

“There’s a lot of food, now I kind of understand why Yinsang said that Jiang Chengsang’s stomach is another dimension…” Xin Baha sighed with emotion, but then he reacted again, “Hey! It doesn’t seem like this is what I came out today. Right! It’s about the underwear thief!”

However, A Miao pressed Xin Baji’s head on the table, “You are in the way! I don’t know if Jiang Chengsang likes fried eggs…”

“It’s probably not a matter of liking it or not…” Xin Baha whispered, “If it’s your sister’s fried egg, you won’t be able to swallow it anyway.”

“Xinjiang, what did you say?” A Miao looked at Xin Baha with a smile.

“Nothing, nothing,” Xinbaha hurriedly replied, “Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang seems to like Chinese food, and he doesn’t like fishy food. Hey! Let’s talk about underwear thieves! It’s all about you!”

“Don’t underestimate fried eggs! Isn’t fried eggs Chinese food?! Even Chinese people can’t stop eating fried eggs!”

“Well, if there’s nothing else, we’ll go first…” Gintoki raised his hand and said, at this time, the food in front of Gintoki and Kagura had already been settled by the two of them.

“Wait, I want to leave after wiping my mouth, what’s the difference between those men who don’t recognize people when they put on pants.” A Miao said with a smile, but she shuddered when she saw Yin Shi.

“Haha, what are you talking about, then, what is it?” Yin Shi said with a haha.

“Actually, it’s an underwear thief. During the time I lived in the Master’s House, my sister’s underwear was poisoned twice. Is there any good solution?” Xin Ba Hao said helplessly.

“Hmm, underwear thief,” Yin Shi said with his chin propped up, “I heard that people in the past never wore panties under their kimonos, whether it was a little girl, a girl, or a little princess.”

“Is there any difference in what you said?” Xin Baha said helplessly again, “Even if you list it, say something like [grandmother] [aunt] [girl].”

“Idiot! Only girls are allowed to talk about topics like [sport shorts] [no shorts].” Gintoki said righteously.

“Well, the only one who can talk about [Sports Shorts] is Uncle Aru.” Kagura added.

“A lie?!” Shin Baha was a little surprised.

“I can’t talk about the underpants either.” Gintoki added again.

“Where are people talking about this year?” Xinba spit out.

“The worst thing is that [T-back], that thing takes away the shyness of girls and the fun of boys.” Ginto said, holding his hands.

“I have Aru with panties,” Kagura interjected.

Upon hearing this, Gintoki and Shinbaha were a little unbelievable.

“What nonsense are you talking about! You must lie!” Yin Shi said to Kagura.

“It’s not a lie, I have worn a pair of panties for so many years that only the straps are left.” Kagura replied solemnly.

“What are those panties?” Xin Ba Ha’s eyes twitched.

“In a sense, it’s also cintage (antique) panties Aru.” Kagura replied.

“Worthless antiques, throw them away.” Yin Shi waved his hands and said, “After all, the ancients don’t need them, no one wears them. I really envy the ancients, hehe.” After saying that, Yin Shi showed a look of yearning.” You are a princess, but there is no elegance under the kimono. This contrast is good, with a virtuous face but an unrestrained fire, full of passion…”

However, A Miao didn’t give Yin Shi a chance to sigh and slammed a fist on Yin Shi’s face, “I’m not interested in listening to your shorts theory! My favorite fighting shorts were stolen. My soul is dull!” After saying that, A Miao glanced at Jiang Cheng who was gobbling down on the table next to her again, and found that she hadn’t been seen just now, so she sighed and sat down again.

“Fighting trousers… Then who are you going to duel with, eldest sister?” Yin Shi said while covering his nose with a napkin.

“Boy, listen carefully, at certain times and occasions, you can rely on one book to win! Don’t underestimate it.” A Miao replied with a snort.

“Then what on earth do you want me to do? Go get back the magic weapon to win the duel? Can you calm down when you get it back?” Yin Shi asked cautiously.

“It’s enough to take back the trousers and kill the thief for blood sacrifice.” A second said with a smile.

“Hey, don’t say such harsh words with such a refreshing expression! Big sister!” Xin Baha reminded.

“Underwear thieves are women’s public enemy Aru! Big sister, let me give you a helping hand!” Kagura interjected.

“Kagura sauce…” A Miao said and stood up, “That’s really good, come with me, let the two sisters join forces to make him!” After that, A Miao and Kagura walked out.

A Miaoshun also greeted Jiang Cheng on the table next to her.

However, Jiang Cheng didn’t notice it at all, he just felt as if someone had greeted him, and hummed without raising his head.

Kagura, on the other hand, took a bunch of food from Jiang Cheng’s table.

“Wait a minute, you’re going to cause death!” Xin Ba Hao stopped it, but it was too late, the two had already walked out of the store, “This is what happened, the most murderous combination has been formed, what’s going on? What to do? Silver Sang.”

“It doesn’t matter, isn’t the prisoner’s words here?” Gintoki said while pointing his finger under the table.

Shinhachi looked along and saw Kondo curled up under the table.

“Masaka?!” As soon as Shinbaha was about to speak, Kondo interrupted him.

“Soul Dan! Don’t you suspect me?!” Kondo shouted, “I’m a samurai! How could I do such a despicable act of stealing underwear!”

“There are no samurai in the world who are stalkers,” Yin Shi said as he walked to Jiang Cheng’s table and sat down.

“Even if I’m a stalker, I’ll never steal underwear!” Kondo crawled out of the table and retorted, “Be careful, I’ll sue you!”

“Now we’re going to sue you, you bastard.” Shin Baha said.

“The Zhenxuan group is about to break up next time, ah, it’s really gratifying.” Yin Shi said, picking up the sweets on Jiang Cheng’s table and starting to eat.

“Wait, look at this first,” Kondo hurriedly took out a newspaper and handed it to Shinhachi.

“Ah, what is this?” Shin Baha opened the newspaper, “Has it again!! The loincloth mask of the phantom thief.”

“The bastard thief who has recently made a lot of trouble on the street, dressed as the name is very weird, covering his face with a bright red loincloth, wearing only a pair of shorts and running around at night, stealing beautiful girls’ trousers, and then Distributed to men who are not loved…a very weird guy…” Kondo just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng here couldn’t sit still.

“Hey, is what you orangutan just said true?” Jiang Cheng pulled Kondo’s collar with a kind smile on his face.

“…Hey, could it be that Jiang Chengsang is also…” Before Xin Baha could finish speaking, he was frightened by Jiang Cheng’s eyes.

“That guy, I will definitely kill him!” Jiang Cheng said with a gloomy smile on his face, “Not only did I ruin my uncle’s innocence, but he also insulted me! I will definitely kill him! Even if Edo is razed to the ground, my uncle will also Kill him, hahahahaha.”

“Hey, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Yin Sang, things seem to be getting worse and worse. Hurry up and say a few words.” Xin Ba Ha was about to turn his head when he saw Yin Shi pulling out of his arms. Take out a pair of panties.

“So that’s the case, these trousers have this meaning.” Yin Shi said to himself, “I thought it was a gift from Santa Claus.”

“So you got it too!” Xin Baji was full of black lines, “Besides, how can there be Santa Claus at such a time now!”

“You two, have you both received it? Hahaha, that’s a medal to prove that no one loves a man!” Kondo laughed, but he was frightened and stopped by Jiang Cheng who burst into a special arrogance. .

“What did you say? You gorilla? Do you want to go to hell? Do you want to be reincarnated? Huh?” Jiang Cheng’s eyes gleamed fiercely, like a beast.

“Nothing, in fact, I also received it.” Kondo said and took out a pair of trousers from his chest, and knelt down to Jiang Cheng, “Please don’t eat me! Orangutan meat is not delicious!”

“Hey, you two, since everyone has the same experience, then… let’s kill him together!” Jiang Cheng helped Kondo up and said, but his face was still smiling.

“Kill it… Kill it a little…” Before Kondo could finish, he was once again frightened by Jiang Cheng’s eyes, “Hi!”

“What about you? Silver time?”

“Hmph, it’s just a pervert, pretending to be a righteous thief,” said Yin Shi, tearing up the panties in his hand, “Why do you think this uncle is unloved, that bastard!”

“Then, let’s go kill him together.” Jiang Cheng dragged Kondo and Gintoki towards the door as he spoke, and when he got to the counter, Jiang Cheng didn’t forget to check out.

“Wait, I actually have a plan to say…” Yin Shi said…